Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, Mortal Instruments, and Rise of the Guardians.
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Warning: the following profile is sad and happy all jumbled together in no particular order. I know most of you won't read it so I'll help you out. There is a button on the corner that says hide bio. Press it if you refuse to read, are only looking for a specific story, or are to lazy to read it.
link to the original lyrics used in Promise
Disclaimer for all stories:
I do not own (fill in the blank) if I did (fill in your favorite ship from said story) . This is owned by (fill in the blank(s))
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help, Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this and don’t pass it on. I pray for your forgiveness. Because you would have to be. One heartless person. To not be affected. By this Poem. And because you are affected. Do something about it! So all i ask you to do.Is pass this on
PLEASE READ THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds my gay brother tight throught the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one the lucky ones, I guess. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply to much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economis teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.
Re-post this if you think homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Plz copy and paste this! The white man said,
"Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black,when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism like I do
Good friends knock on your door. Best friends walk into your house and yell "I'm home."
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Forrest run!"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Dang, we screwed up"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
BEST FRIENDS: Are forever
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man:Are you from Jamaica? Cause your Jamaican me crazy.
Woman: No. I'm from the Yukon...as in Yukon go screw yourself
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: IfI could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
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Boy: Hey babe, you wanna come over?
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (Dirty blonde...)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Love it is love people, and this planet needs a lot of love)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girl
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I may not hurt a fly, doesnt mean I wont hurt you...)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Never, not once)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (I kinda am tho...)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Some people think I am...hehehe)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm OKLAHOMAN so I MUST ride a horse and live on a farm.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (*Whistles*)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. (only at one of my houses)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a SOFTBALL PLAYER so I MUST be ugly.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I internet CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion (Yeah, totally. Just because I like to keep what I got to myself means that...wow. Im self conscious)
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (But I am)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID
I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES
I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE
I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS
I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS
I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL. (Read it, hated it)
I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT
I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.
I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL
I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.
I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports
I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION
I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID (hieghts evil..no)
I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL
I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN
I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION
I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS
I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.
I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOUR
I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER
I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR
I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL
I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'
I listen to my IPOD, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.
I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS
I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT
I can’t just EXERCISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION
I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY
I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN
I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH
I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM
I have ACNE problems, so I must not care about my personal HYGENE (I care...genetics just hates me)
I own an SUV, so I MUST not care about the ENVIRONMENT
I write POETRY, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I SEE GHOSTS so I MUST be crazy and an athiest
I'm PSYCHIC so I MUST be crazy and alone
I'm EMPATHIC so I MUST be overly emotional and crazy
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian ( pansexual)
I don't CONFORM TO STYLE so I must be UNFEMININE
I HAVE BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature
I am SELF-CONSIONOUS, so I MUST be anti-social.
I am ANTISOCIAL, so I MUST be emo or goth.
I am FORGETFUL, so I MUST do drugs.
I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET
I am DIFFERENT, so it is everyone else's DUTY to make me like them.
I am FREE THINKING, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't have a TWITTER, so I MUST live under a rock.
I don't have a KIK, so I MUST live in a dump.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I would rather read than talk to people, so I MUST be antisocial.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher’s pet.
I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT…I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE
I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be unrealistic.
I’m “GOOD LOOKIN”, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I am ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I am BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb.
I am BLACK, so I MUST be ghetto.
I can't tell you everything, so I MUST be a liar.
I am WRONG sometimes, so I MUST be stupid.
I am NICE, so I MUST be fake.
I am NOT LIKE YOU, so I MUST be weird.
I am not PERFECT, so I MUST be ugly.
I LOOK EMO, so I MUST cut myself.
I wear EYELINER, so I MUST be some emo/gothic freak.
I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing.
Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs.
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If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to just plain out SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
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If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile.
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93% of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7% who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
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If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
"Before Hogwarts wrote to Harry... Before Bella moved to Washington... Before the Great Prophecy was made... Before Prim's name was drawn... Lucy looked in a wardrobe." -RueRajaram
You know you live in 2013 if you...
1) you accidentally enter your password on a microwave
2) you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3) the reaL reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name
4) you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6) your boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job.
7) you read this list, and keep nodding and smiling
8) as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends
9) and...you were too busy to notice number 5.
10) you actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 5
11) and now you're laughing at your stuptidity
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.
I don't believe personally that only 5% will, because I know a ton of caring, great people on FF who will, but I am not going to change it. :)
The star of the football team has a blind dad who always comes to his games, even though he can't see him play. One day, the dad gets sick and dies before the night of his son's big game. The team is expecting him to slack off, mourning the death of his father. But he played the best game he EVER had, making the winning touchdown & many amazing plays.
The coach is amazed, so he asked, "How did you play so well even after your father has passed?"
The boy stares right at him, and says "This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
6 truths of life
1- You cannot touch all of your top teeth with your tongue
2- All Idiots, after reading the first truth, will try
3- And discovered that the first truth is a lie and feel superior because they can do it
4- You're smiling now because you're an idiot
5- You soon will paste it on your profile for other idiots
6- There is still a stupid smile on your face
Repost if you are an idiot like me!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."
See that boy doing his homework in home room? He couldn't do it last night because he was busy talking his friend out of suicide.
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too and
I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it?
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
RANDOM CRAZY SAYINGS
"This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob."
"Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb."
"Oh? Rock beats paper? Okay, you try defending yourself with paper when I throw a rock at you."
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
"Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up."
"There are no stupid questions, just stupid people."
"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'"
"You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"
"If you can't convince them, confuse them."
"Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs."
"A criminal will stab you in the front. A friend will stab you in the back. A boyfriend will stab you in the heart. But only best friends poke each other with straws."
"Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?"
"I ran with scissors, and lived!"
"Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?"
"Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot."
"I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!"
"I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?"
"Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions."
"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."
"Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! Welcome to the dark side. Are you surprised that we lied about the cookies? Come to the light side. We have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the light side. Heh, sorry, we're out of ice cream."
"Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... 'Nuff said."
"Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,
So why bother?"
"If nothing is going right... GO LEFT! :)"
"'Let's eat Grandma' or 'Let's eat, Grandma'- Punctuation saves lives."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
I hear voices, and they don't like you.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.
You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.
It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken.
Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.
On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?) Hell yeah!
"Try Not To Cry"-Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
it ok to cry
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" No author given