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Joined 09-05-12, id: 4242316, Profile Updated: 10-15-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Sonic the Hedgehog, Teen Titans, Soul Eater, and Dead Space.

about me

Sex: male

attitude: odd

personality: loyal to a fault

age: 20's

Hobbies: writing, video games, and cloud watching


Challenge fics


Gondaime Hokage Uchiha style

Itachi Uchiha was made hokage before his clan could seriously think about a coup.

Necessities: during his ANBU missions Itachi met Kisame Hoshigake and a young woman from his Cypher corp (woman has no name officially i leave that up to you) running from hunter nin. though unseen circumstances (read: extremely convenient) Kisame and his girlfriend become konoha nin.

Naruto should be at least better by start of series and sasuke is a good freind not a dick.

Itachi will have slightly more ppl skills but will remain mostly stoic except deadpans at stupidity. up to you if he has a girlfriend/wife (he had one in the manga but he killed her *collar pull)

Kisame will be Itachis "quote" "unquote" shoulder devil saying he should have more fun.

Pairings: unique

Kisa/whatshername

Go as long as you want the longer the better looking for humor and action. some lemons and limes but no yaoi.

If interested please let me know and ill check it out when its posted.


Konohagakure chronicles: The Raid

Naruto and his SWAT team are called to an apartment complex owned by Gatō, who is one of the most powerful gangsters in the city. When he learns that his superior officer, Lieutenant Homura has put his team in danger with no back up and his escape route cut off he leads his team on a deadly hunt to capture Gatō in order to escape with his life intact. Little does he know that there's a Demon and an Avenger looking to stop him at any cost.

this would be a modern Naruto set in the Japanese fictional city of Konohagakure. It would follow the basic plot line of the movie The Raid: Redemtion. There would be no pairings since the story would technically last only a few hours. But I'm also looking to expand the movie with Gatō reporting to the Akatsuki and Naruto and his team taking them down. There will be character death considering there's only two SWAT members alive at the end of the movie.

PM me if you're interested!


There cannot be Light without Darkness

Dark Jedi have been in service to the Republic since Darth Revan started the order of Dark Jedi over four thousand years ago. Existing on the other side of Corusaunt they embrace the paths to the dark side the Jedi shun. They love, they have passion, they protect the ones closest to them. Naruto has just been named apprentice to Master Hatake who resides on the Dark council consisting of ten or so members. Their first mission together is to investigat an assasination attempt on a senator from Naboo. This mission turnes out to become the spark that ignites intergalactic war.

Time frame: starwars episodes II-VI, includes force unleashed timeline.

Pairing's: either a Palawan from the Dark Jedi temple (Sakura, Hanabi, Yugito Nii), Ahsoka Tano, or Maris Brood. Or a *SMALL* harem of two or three max of these.

Short Facts:

The Dark Jedi order is small compared to the Jedi. The ratio is around three to one.

The Dark Jedi are treated like the black sheep of the Jedi order.

The Dark Jedi's light saber crystals are aggressive colored such as orange, yellow, purple, and even black.

The Dark Jedi are classified as the SWAT team of the Republic trained with a focus in combat rather than diplomacy.

The Dark Jedi have a balanced veiw on techniqes they are trained in with access to a few dark side techniques such as: force choke and lightning. They also employ light side techniques as well such as: force heal, force protect, and force absorb.


Things I'm working on!

This is just a section detailing some of the details on what I'm working on progress and update assessment.


Yūgure

I'm not quite sure where this is at right now but I'll probably pick it back up at some point. I don't really have an "end in sight" for this one cause I think I did it wrong.


Sound Ninja Naruto

In production. I have a plot line till mid shippuden up until peins attack in cannon. Several ideas here mostly to experiment with stuff in the series.


Naruto: Generation of Death

Supposed to be a three shot but I have no idea how to end this whether to leave the ending open for someone to pick it up as a "prequel" or to close the ending... Hmmm


Nightmare Realized

Hard to work on. I'm not usually in a scary mood and that's what this story is.


Rise of the Ansatsu-dan

On BREIF hiatus until I can get some juices flowing on this. I think completing some other stories should help with that.


Titans Wrath

EXTREMELY HARD TO WRITE FOR! On hiatus until I can break the concrete wall down that's blocking my writing


Fighting the Madness (double agent)

Trouble from getting where I am to where I need to be... But I'll be posting soon! What elements to use and so forth is difficult hopefully title turn out ok!


Kitsune Chronicles: Deadspace

second chapter underway! Plot line till the third game planned ahead. chapter keys written out!


Wrath of Fire

A DBZ X-over fic I have planned in the beginning stages of work hopefully title come over as good for all my peeps!


Naruto's True Art and Inspiration

A Naruto Bakuton fic plot line filled first chapter underway! Ending also has been envisioned so this one should come out quicker as a result!


Embodiment of Wrath

a Naruto X Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood) crossover fic I had thought of beginning planning stages commencing. Building character and plot line wiki to keep track of my thoughts should be completed soon. May turn into a challenge fic!


Gothams Darkest Knight

A Naruto X DC crossover featuring a different path of the Naruto X Titans fic I've written. I have several "cases" planned out and partly written should be good. Working with a few buddies on this one.


A Natural Part of Life

a Naruto X Bleach fic featuring some original ideas I have for both universes. On hiatus until I have sufficient material written so you won't be bogged down with waiting.


X-series: Evolution

A preview for this fic is in chapter four of Rise of the Ansatsu-dan and as by far the most data and OC's on my computer. Production is scheduled to start by the new year. this fic should span many arcs in the Marvel universe. Which includes the movies I have seen and several comic arcs that haven't been produced yet by film companies.


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100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit
the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects
known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and
lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out
affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human
existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime
heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg
and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they
don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is
attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color
(usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
"Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3
different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because
of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the
Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also
known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the
"Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot
decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a
drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and
several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle
of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will
hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds,
the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a
single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is
in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm,
which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving,
firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex
martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he
will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs
to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not
unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work
just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped
and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a
song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes
up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb
Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line
Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American
translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome
"Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and
used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing
aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is
attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or
explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical
abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s
hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of
whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive
amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off
somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes,
then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the
Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably
wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to
extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer
invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is
indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows,
or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice
attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of
Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple"
things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so
on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic
positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from
which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious
dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a
heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released
at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in
the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are
actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is
because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the
back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat
gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the
less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real
world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current
theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see
Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush
along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to
interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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FuNnIe QuOtEs

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view


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Seeing Red by RyoshiMorino reviews
Re-write of the Blue-Eyed Fox. As Naruto begins his three year training period, Jiraiya invites an unexpected person along for the ride. Follow them as they embark together for three years, and try not to kill one another. Smarter/stronger Naruto. Rated M for a good reason. Darker plot. No Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,783 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,704 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Naruto U., Tayuya]
Hero of Heaven by HistorianoftheKais reviews
To save an entire world from a mad man, one goddess has given the Kages a means to send Naruto to another realm. Will Naruto be able to discover Kushina's divine identity and can he survive the challenges of being her son?
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,215 - Reviews: 1767 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Naruto U.
Rabbit and Fox Meister by HaretaSora reviews
Challenge! Before sealing, Kaguya strikes to attack Sasuke. Naruto jumps in to protect him as they disappear from the realm. They end up in Death City, no doijutsu, no Bijuu, no chakra. Souls linked together, can't be too far from one another. Two enemies must find some way to work together or die in this unfamiliar world. Kaguya weapon, meister Naruto. 6 Months before main story
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,745 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Naruto U., Kaguya O.] Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,960 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Naruto: Wind Monk Banishment by Born of Prayers reviews
It had been over 4 years since Sasuke's attempted defection to Orochimaru, and his subsequent return. It had also been over 4 years since Naruto had been cast out of the Land of Fire. It may have been a mistake on Tsunade's part, but he won't return... *Note: The Flashback Chapters have been moved to their own stories, check my profile for them.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 111,331 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 3,468 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 3/17/2012 - [Naruto U., Fū] Sasuke U.
Daddy Won't You Please Come Home? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem! EPIC!
Crossover - Naruto & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,746 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 1,411 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Honey & Kunai by A.Himawari reviews
Once upon a timeline -cough-Canon-cough- Hachimitsu Hachiko died. As a baby during the Kyuubi attack, its malicious chakra sent the wee baby girl into a coma where mentally she died and eventually her body gave out. However that is not the case here. In this timeline, Hachiko's body woke up but her mind/spirit was not from the shinobi world. [Self-Insert] [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,617 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Life as a Fox by icefireSpirit Wolf reviews
With his last breath he made a deal, now he has paid the price-Life in a body not of his own. How shall he live? How shall his dreams breath life? What will he be remembered for? Follow Naruto on a journey that will change the lands of Konoha forever. Reviews are welcomed greatly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 97 - Words: 322,208 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Akuma no Buntai: Kitsune, Ryu, Tanuki by 7th Creature reviews
Treated like trash as kids, three ninja will rise up to become the most merciless, dark legends in all of the Five Great Countries. Leading their team is one of the most feared Shinobi of all Hi no Kuni.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 119,291 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Students of the Snake by brown phantom reviews
POLL. Jiraiya and Tsunade were supposed to be the ones to watch over Naruto. What if that responsibility fell to Orochimaru instead? How will this affect both of them, and others? How will it affect Konoha? Eventual NaruHinaHarem, good Orochimaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 293,471 - Reviews: 4040 - Favs: 4,166 - Follows: 3,794 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Dragon Rider by King Namikaze reviews
5th completed story for my 'Movie Crossovers' Thank to trebeh for being the beta for this story. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
Crossover - Naruto & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,384 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Naruto U., Astrid] - Complete
Infinite Posibilities by Sulphur99 reviews
The Namikazes always had a unique ability: The power of possibilities…Minato gained the Hiraishin in order to reach those he wanted to protect fast enough. Now, Naruto will make his own wish and unlock the power of infinite possibilities. With this power, will he protect? Or will he destroy?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,645 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by Bonesboy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 1954 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Forever by iblueyes reviews
Drew has lived a long and fulfilled life but now it's time...time for him to rejoin those that have gone on before him, especially her.
Wereworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Complete
Naruto of the Pure Energy by dragonupghost145 reviews
He has no memory of who he was, only his first name, but his code is still the same. His duty is to protect a blind girl and he would face the Avatar himself to fulfill his promise. He is Naruto and he is the Protector.
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,710 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sage's Inheritance by MircThomas19 reviews
Naruto, dejected about his faults displayed at the Wave mission, takes a walk for fresh air until he comes across a object that will change his and the ninja world forever. NaruFuHinaSakuHarem Lemons! *It is my first story so i can be sloppy and i need to get a firm grip on the ropes made around here.*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,593 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Fū] - Complete
Resistance: Futile by Miles Depth reviews
Follow the adventures of Fiona Fox and Miles Prower (Tails) in the years leading up to Julian Kintobor's (Robotnik) take over. In their quest for revenge and love the world slowly falls apart around them as they struggle to live with their decisions and find any promise of hope. Part II of the Resistance series takes place before Resistance chronologically.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 37 - Words: 172,059 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Tails, Fiona Fox - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2847 - Favs: 5,512 - Follows: 3,997 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin, Fū - Complete
Jedi Knight Naruto by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Revan and Naruto, immortal beings return to the Republic as it heads towards war once again. what events will these two alter? FemRevan/Naruto, Obi-wan/Padme
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 100,454 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Obi-Wan K., unknown 1, Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto: Menma Chronicles by Redrover117 reviews
Naruto is apparently killed in the Land of Wave only to find himself in the underground lair of Senju Hashirama beneath the remains of Uzushio. Now he's been told the truth about his past and the lies that have surrounded him his entire live. With new allies at his side he sets out to take the world by storm and bring about the first true peace they've ever known. Mokuton Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,975 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 2,113 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Naruto U., Karin - Complete
It's a Technician Thing by kivce reviews
Flight. Gear. Mechanics. Conflicting teams. Their worlds are linked by these similarities. Tails' workshop is their refuge from air combat and faking a hatred that's not really there. [drabble]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 53,552 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 7/31/2011 - [Wave, Tails] - Complete
Tales of Uzumaki Naruto by WyvernRider3 reviews
Thanks to a mistake during the sealing, Kushina's consciousness is left to roam her son's mind, to complete her purpose in a day to day basis, instead of only one time. First fic, rating may go up, Naruto/Fuu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 133,603 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Naruto U., Team Eight, Kushina U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Icha Icha Paradise: Spiraling Love by JackOfBladesX reviews
On his training trip, Jiraiya attempts to teach Naruto of the art of seducing women and ends up inadvertently bringing two hurt souls together. But that's all well and good, makes for good research after all. One-shot, Lemons, Pairing: Naruto x Fu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,889 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Naruto U., Fū - Complete
Naruto of the Shikon by LD 1449 reviews
NaruInuyasha Xover: Naruto has lost everything in the final battle. He is asked to aid a group in their journey. But will his own grief and pain get in the way? Or will this new group heal his broken soul.I don't own Naruto or Inuyasha
Crossover - Inuyasha & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 108,778 - Reviews: 4638 - Favs: 2,928 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto Mysterious Power by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
While in Wave, Naruto is hit with a strange seal, and now is suddenly gaining new powers. How will the Ninja world take Naruto with 9 Kekkei Genkai. Sasu/Saku/bashing,M language themes. Fu Haku Tayuya Tenten Isaribi Samui Kurotsuchi Temari Hinata Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 207,653 - Reviews: 1850 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Fū - Complete
Naruto: Nine and Seven by X009 reviews
Taking his three year training trip with Jiraiya seriously, watch as Naruto rises to become the hero he was always meant to be and shares his destiny with one who knows his pain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 185,643 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 1,202 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Naruto U., Fū
Fakers! by TheGreatHibiki reviews
It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,036 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Some Assembly Required by Belcris reviews
Naruto won! Whoops! Guess I spoke too soon because he's about to die in the middle of the battlefield when Kurama interferes. Now in a world unlike any he's ever seen before, Naruto will strive to be better. Did I forget he's met a girl that is strangely familiar? Avengers! Assemble!
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,616 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Naruto U., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Yellow and Red makes by Digitize27 reviews
One life changing decision early in Naruto's life has startling consequences further down the line. What changes? What cannot be changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 349,503 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Rewritten by Paradox Jast reviews
The Fourth Great Shinobi War is all but lost. A tip from the Tsuchikage causes a team to travel to Uzushiogakure to find out more. Not knowing what to expect, they come across a seal, but it's one that requires a bijuu to power it. Naruto gets an opportunity to go back and re-write the past in hopes of giving everyone a different future. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,799 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 3,122 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Trying by sinemoras09 reviews
Because bogeymen can't conceive. Obito/Rin. Fluff. Smut. So much WAFF it'll make your teeth hurt. "A Long Way Home" universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Rin - Complete
Resistance by Miles Depth reviews
Tails, AKA Miles Prower, and Fiona Fox fight their way through a world that has turned against them and their kind. M for Violence, Language and some suggestive adult content. Will sporadically update based on reviews, feedback and demand. Not your average ff.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 28 - Words: 125,069 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Tails, Fiona Fox - Complete
New Beginnings, New Fate by FreeTheKyuubi reviews
When Naruto finally had enough, he left Konoha in attempt to get away from it all for a while. He didn't expect to meet someone who would change his destiny and become the one thing he had always wanted, family. Naruto/Tenten, Jagaa(OC)/Kurenai (not Anko. Sorry) 'M' for language and sexual humor. (yes, the start is cliche, but I hope the rest of the story entertains you)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 204,331 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,317 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
We Are the Monsters by Spraypaint117 reviews
When souls awaken destiny is shattered and the pieces are used to forge a new path. Whether or not the souls will be saviors or destroyers only time will tell...
Crossover - Godzilla & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,990 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Team Seven
A Long Way Home by sinemoras09 reviews
Kabuto brings Rin back to life. AU. Obito/Rin. Spoilers for chapter 606.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,827 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Splintered Shadows by Vorahk295 reviews
In a Mobius where King Max has outlawed having special powers, Sonic and Tails find themselves heading to the capital, for reasons they cannot fully explain. Meanwhile, the king's sheltered daughter, Sally, tries to make her escape.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [Sonic, Sally] [Tails, Fiona Fox] - Complete
Resurgence by Syaoron the Fox reviews
In a world ravaged by war, a certain fox wakes up one day, with no memory of who he is and is inducted into an unknown organization. They claim to be fighting Robotnik, but what is their true motive? A Tails fanfic that asks you "Who am I?"
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,024 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Tails, Fiona Fox - Complete
Melody of the Wanderers by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
When one song ends, another begins. At the Valley of the End, Naruto makes the decision to leave Konohagakure, a decision that will change his life forever. At the same time, he meets the most unlikely companion.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,709 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Naruto U., Tayuya
A Father's Wrath by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Most people believed The Yondaime to be Naruto's father but they were wrong. His true father had to watch as Kyuubi was sealed into his newborn son and sent into a world of hatred. And now, he wants Vengeance. Read and Review Please. Main pairing NaruTayu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 412,510 - Reviews: 1855 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 1,271 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Orochimaru, Naruto U. - Complete
Lost soul by LD 1449 reviews
The eve after Kyuubi's attack, Konoha is low on strength. The council agrees to turn Naruto into a living weapon. But years later, after Sarutobi's death, will Konoha's weapon continue to defend it? Or will he poise his blade to carve out their throats?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 117 - Words: 586,123 - Reviews: 10576 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 2,980 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Power of Revenge by Psudocode Samurai reviews
He lost her in wave, then he lost them a month later, only to later be struck down by his brother and be banished. That wouldn't stop him, nothing would. He would find the bastard, and kill him. "Orochimaru...I'll never stop...NEVER!" One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lunar Blood by Darkshadow91 reviews
Naruto is a werewolf fighting with his pack agaisnt the vampires. When a strange woman saves his life, will his loyalties stay firm? Or will he try to end this endless conflict? Mainly Naruhina but might contain Nejiten, Sasusaku, Shikaino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 46,496 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
12 Days with Naruto by Goldenang reviews
When Naruto decides to woo Sasuke by reenacting the 12 days of Christmas for her, it is a Christmas miracle that he survives to the last day, but will Sasuke actually accept his crazy attempt at love? Narusasu Femsasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,497 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Political Alliances by Agent-G reviews
After the failed invasion, Suna decides on making a marriage alliance with Konoha to strengthen ties with them. They chose Temari but for her new husband they chose the most unusual choice in Naruto. How will this new alliance affect both their lives? *Lemons edited out*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 210,764 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 3,879 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Union between a Samurai and Princess by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
AU Slight Xover with Samurai Warriors. Naruto is a Samurai who serves under Hideyoshi Toyotomi. Tayuya is a fallen Princess her clan having been defeated. A arranged marriage is setup between the two. He finds her in his room that night. Lemon R&R please
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
That Special Someone by TCurry reviews
Naruto goes for a walk in the forest soon after his parting confrontation with Sasuke. When he gets there he finds something that may change him and his life. Naru/Saku Naru/Tayu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 125,789 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
What's in a name? by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Naruto and Tayuya try to think of names for their soon to be born child. It ain't as easy as it sounds. NaruTayu AU
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
No Reading by Meinos Kaen reviews
When dealing with things that you will no longer have in control after your death, it's always wise to have a back up plan. The one regarding Naruto had the effect of dropping him in the middle of Westchester county. COMPLETE
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 243,404 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Desert Flower by Saravi Boo reviews
Gaara has a secret. How will the world react when it can no longer be hidden? Spoilers through episode 32 of Shippuden. Romance is blooming. NaruxGaara. Not yaoi. Intrigued? Please read and review! First in my Secrets & Lies Series. Rating Changed because the M was just me being paranoid with my first published story. It could really go lower but we'll stick with T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,641 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Gaara, Naruto U.] Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Heads or Tails by Dreamer Boy reviews
Sonic gets murdered and the mystery killer frames Tails, sending the little fox on the run from both armed forces and his former friends. Can Tails prove he is innocent? Does anyone know he's innocent, other than the real killer? And who is the killer?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,808 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Tails - Complete
Konoha's Black Spider by Foxcomm reviews
A symbiont has arrived in Konoha. It and a boy, Naruto, will become Hokage and protect it from evil. X-over comic book Venom from Spiderman. Rating changed due to violence
Crossover - Spider-Man & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,499 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Price by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto is dying, he has five years left. A sad one-shot that will bring tears.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4089 - Favs: 6,258 - Follows: 3,172 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,675 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Brown Eyes meets Blue by DarthValgaav reviews
Rin couldn't take losing Obito. She just wanted to go away. So, the Fourth helps her with that.What will happen now that she's back and is still 12 years old. NarutoRin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,878 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Naruto U., Rin - Complete
Broken Hearts, Shattered Dreams by pudgypudge reviews
It's been three years since Sakura left Naruto and his son behind for Sasuke. Broken hearted, he cut himself off from society. Now his friends want him back in the fold, and a certain blonde has even grander plans for everyone's favorite jinchuuriki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 119,792 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
I've Got You by Jetslinger reviews
After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 125 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Kin T., Naruto U. - Complete
Old Scores by G30FF reviews
Six years after the EX World Grand Prix a new race is announced. How will Wave react when she learns Tails is no longer an immature kid, and what does Metal Sonic have planned for Sonic?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Tails - Complete
Open Your Heart To Me by ChaosShadow reviews
[Completed for now] Tails has been friends with Amy for years, though recently his feelings have changed for her. Will he have the confidence to approach her? TailsxAmy [Mild Language, Mild Lime]
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,829 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Tails, Amy - Complete
A Hole in Fabric by Tantrum reviews
An older Tails from the future, where Sonic and Sally are dead finds himself in the Great Forest of his childhood. Can he overcome fate and save Sonic and Sally from their demise?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,715 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Tails - Complete
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Freedoms Lullaby reviews
Set in the world of Miles Depths' Resistance series. Miles Prower knew little else but a pain few endure, betrayal and exile. How will his choices affect others and how will their choices affect the world? Not a song fic but listen to Whiskey Lullaby so you know what inspired it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Tails, Fiona Fox]
Rise of the Ansatsu-dan reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is running in the streets from another fox hunt when he runs head first into the Uchiha massacre. What new developments will occur for this young ninja in training. antihero Naruto no useless konohana twelve. let me know what you think! Naru/(fem Sasuke)Sayu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,102 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yonbi
Kitsune Chronicles: Dead Space reviews
Tayuya is travelling onboard the USG Kellion with her mentor Isaac Clarke on a emergency repair mission to the USG Ishmura. when they arrive they reacive a suprise welcome by whats left of the crew, they must battle their way to their loved ones and escape the deep space terror with their lives intact.
Crossover - Naruto & Dead Space - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,444 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Tayuya, Naruto U.
TITAN'S WRATH reviews
Sasuke and naruto are fighting at the end of the fourth shinobi war when sasuke opens a portal to a new world where heros reign supreme. one catch they leave everything behind including their past. how will they survive in the world where there are almost no ninja and those with powers fight crime instead of enemy countries. lets find out!
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Naruto U.
Fighting the madness reviews
With Sibusen in chaos a single soul tries to find his way though the madness but is trapped within the city. now he must face the trials of betrayal. will he make it back to his loved ones or be left to rot.
Crossover - Naruto & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Medusa G., Tsubaki N.
Nightmare realized reviews
Naruto is hailed as a demon and is killed for trying to live a normal life. sasuke is badly damaged both physically and mentally as a result of the slaughter of his clan. when the world spins on feeding the innate power they posses will they work together or are they destined to battle for eternity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto: Generation of Death reviews
Naruto has returned from the Sasuke retrieval mission bloody and hanging on for dear life while his team is in similar states in different recovery rooms. Naruto manages to pull through like the rest of his team but he keeps seeing a dark presence just out of sight. With his destiny close at hand how will Naruto cope with the new struggles as well as some old pains he will face dir
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Naruto U.
Sound Ninja Naruto reviews
Naruto is participating in the chunin exams when an ominous presence fills the exams with unknown terrors will orochimaru take sasuke? or does he have a different target in mind. M for violence gore and language.***NO YAOI***
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,382 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Naruto U., Orochimaru
Yūgure reviews
Naruto has lived in the leaf village for six years now with his Godfather Jiraiya. Upon entry to the academy the civilians riot saying the kyuubi cannot be allowed to be a ninja so with the hokage's blessing Jiraiya takes naruto on a trip around the world. along the way they they bump into some unlikely allies. NarutoXHakuXTayuyaXFu. rated M for language gore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Naruto U.
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