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Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Sonic the Hedgehog, Teen Titans, Soul Eater, and Dead Space.
personality: loyal to a fault
Hobbies: writing, video games, and cloud watching
Gondaime Hokage Uchiha style
Itachi Uchiha was made hokage before his clan could seriously think about a coup.
Necessities: during his ANBU missions Itachi met Kisame Hoshigake and a young woman from his Cypher corp (woman has no name officially i leave that up to you) running from hunter nin. though unseen circumstances (read: extremely convenient) Kisame and his girlfriend become konoha nin.
Naruto should be at least better by start of series and sasuke is a good freind not a dick.
Itachi will have slightly more ppl skills but will remain mostly stoic except deadpans at stupidity. up to you if he has a girlfriend/wife (he had one in the manga but he killed her *collar pull)
Kisame will be Itachis "quote" "unquote" shoulder devil saying he should have more fun.
Go as long as you want the longer the better looking for humor and action. some lemons and limes but no yaoi.
If interested please let me know and ill check it out when its posted.
Konohagakure chronicles: The Raid
Naruto and his SWAT team are called to an apartment complex owned by Gatō, who is one of the most powerful gangsters in the city. When he learns that his superior officer, Lieutenant Homura has put his team in danger with no back up and his escape route cut off he leads his team on a deadly hunt to capture Gatō in order to escape with his life intact. Little does he know that there's a Demon and an Avenger looking to stop him at any cost.
this would be a modern Naruto set in the Japanese fictional city of Konohagakure. It would follow the basic plot line of the movie The Raid: Redemtion. There would be no pairings since the story would technically last only a few hours. But I'm also looking to expand the movie with Gatō reporting to the Akatsuki and Naruto and his team taking them down. There will be character death considering there's only two SWAT members alive at the end of the movie.
PM me if you're interested!
There cannot be Light without Darkness
Dark Jedi have been in service to the Republic since Darth Revan started the order of Dark Jedi over four thousand years ago. Existing on the other side of Corusaunt they embrace the paths to the dark side the Jedi shun. They love, they have passion, they protect the ones closest to them. Naruto has just been named apprentice to Master Hatake who resides on the Dark council consisting of ten or so members. Their first mission together is to investigat an assasination attempt on a senator from Naboo. This mission turnes out to become the spark that ignites intergalactic war.
Time frame: starwars episodes II-VI, includes force unleashed timeline.
Pairing's: either a Padawan from the Dark Jedi temple (Sakura, Hanabi, Yugito Nii), Ahsoka Tano, or Maris Brood. Or a *SMALL* harem of two or three max of these.
The Dark Jedi order is small compared to the Jedi. The ratio is around three to one.
The Dark Jedi are treated like the black sheep of the Jedi order.
The Dark Jedi's light saber crystals are aggressive colored such as orange, yellow, purple, and even black.
The Dark Jedi are classified as the SWAT team of the Republic trained with a focus in combat rather than diplomacy.
The Dark Jedi have a balanced veiw on techniqes they are trained in with access to a few dark side techniques such as: force choke and lightning. They also employ light side techniques as well such as: force heal, force protect, and force absorb.
The "Pairings" question
ok so here my thoughts on pairings I'll list the pairing the pros and cons of said pairing then move on you can agree or shut up. End of story:
Also on a side note I'm a fan of the rarer pairings instead of the main three or four that are out there.
Naruto/Sakura: ok I've heard a lot of ppls either love it or hate it.
Honestly the pros are simply these she's a pink haired replica of his mother and I can speak from experience men seek out someone who can remind us of our mothers in some way. She has a loving side that is rare but very sincere. She's had romantic build up with Naruto for almost 600 chapters in their interactions together.
Cons are also simple she can be abusive and spiteful. Her attitude at times also leave a lot to be desired. As shown in many fics that feature someone in Konoha being an antagonist against Naruto she is portrayed as a banshee who screeches at Naruto for any sort of action.
Naruto/Hinata: I've heard a ton about this pairing and all I can say is it's ok I guess.
Pros: Hinatas that cute little sister type and is gentle with a sweet demeanor and she draws inspiration from Naruto. She also has potential in some stories to be senin or even Kage level in strength.
Cons: she's pretty useless in cannon also she has virtually no romantic build up other than blushing and fainting every time Narutos around within the first few hundred manga chapters the one event in the Pein arc. In various fanfiction her stalker nature turns her into an obsessed stalker type ex girlfriend.
Naruto/Ino: honestly I think this pairing is cute they has a lot of potential.
Pros: Naruto and Ino have some great chemistry together in most of the fics I've read she's got that fiery side that makes her a good match. She also has that unique Yamanaka ability that helps with Kyūbi in some cases. Also with training she has shown potential to be as strong as Tsunade in some cases.
cons: like Sakura she has been a Sasuke Fangirl and in some cases a major antagonist within the village. She also is kind of shallow in some cases and can be a bit of a jerk also going after guys that merely look good instead of having a personality.
Pairings I hate.
Naruto/Tsunade: honestly I hate this pairing she is literally in a constant genjutsu to make her look younger and honestly unless Jiraiya is dead or it's a time travel fiction to the Second Shinobi World War this pairing should never happen, end of story.
(M)Sasuke/any female character: this is my absolute pet peeve this guy is a complete douche bag and should never have any female companion unless he's completely OC and has a crazy nice streak that makes him worthy of female attention. Explanation there is a huge difference between being emo and being an asshole Sasuke is an asshole.
Things I'm working on!
This is just a section detailing some of the details on what I'm working on progress and update assessment.
I'm not quite sure where this is at right now but I'll probably pick it back up at some point. I don't really have an "end in sight" for this one cause I think I did it wrong.
Sound Ninja Naruto
In production. I have a plot line till mid shippuden up until peins attack in cannon. Several ideas here mostly to experiment with stuff in the series.
Naruto: Generation of Death
Supposed to be a three shot but I have no idea how to end this whether to leave the ending open for someone to pick it up as a "prequel" or to close the ending... Hmmm
Hard to work on. I'm not usually in a scary mood and that's what this story is.
Rise of the Ansatsu-dan
On BREIF hiatus until I can get some juices flowing on this. I think completing some other stories should help with that.
EXTREMELY HARD TO WRITE FOR! On hiatus until I can break the concrete wall down that's blocking my writing
Fighting the Madness (double agent)
Trouble from getting where I am to where I need to be... But I'll be posting soon! What elements to use and so forth is difficult hopefully title turn out ok!
Kitsune Chronicles: Deadspace
second chapter underway! Plot line till the third game planned ahead. chapter keys written out!
Wrath of Fire
A DBZ X-over fic I have planned in the beginning stages of work hopefully title come over as good for all my peeps!
Naruto's True Art and Inspiration
A Naruto Bakuton fic plot line filled first chapter underway! Ending also has been envisioned so this one should come out quicker as a result!
Embodiment of Wrath
a Naruto X Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood) crossover fic I had thought of beginning planning stages commencing. Building character and plot line wiki to keep track of my thoughts should be completed soon. May turn into a challenge fic!
Gothams Darkest Knight
A Naruto X DC crossover featuring a different path of the Naruto X Titans fic I've written. I have several "cases" planned out and partly written should be good. Working with a few buddies on this one.
A Natural Part of Life
a Naruto X Bleach fic featuring some original ideas I have for both universes. On hiatus until I have sufficient material written so you won't be bogged down with waiting.
A preview for this fic is in chapter four of Rise of the Ansatsu-dan and as by far the most data and OC's on my computer. Production is scheduled to start by the new year. this fic should span many arcs in the Marvel universe. Which includes the movies I have seen and several comic arcs that haven't been produced yet by film companies.
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100 Rules of Anime
The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.
#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is
#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud
#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust
#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a
#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero
#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of
#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die...
#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are
#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a
#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.
#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.
#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly
#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any
#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of
#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form
#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The
#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at
#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and
#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...
#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little
#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost
#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles,
#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly
#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of
#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate
#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of
#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are
#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is
#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and
#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable
#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing,
#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good
#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an
#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is
#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely
#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get
#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal
#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it
#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.
#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a
#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the
#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy
#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.
#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.
#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.
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Agato the Venom Host
The Dark Graven
Lord Orion Salazar Black
Kumo no Makoto
Korraganitar the NightShadow
Final Black Getsuga
Masane Amaha's King
Nero Angelo Sparda
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination put this on your profile
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"
Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown
-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown
Genius by Birth
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
You've gotta die in creative ways.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view