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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN
by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 34,402 - Reviews: 2371 - Favs: 1,419 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 5/25/2015 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
by always-orange-and-blue reviews
Francis Bonnefoy has always hooked up with any student he wanted, only to have his fun with them and then leave them the moment he got bored. But one day, he accepts a bet which forces him to try sleeping with Alfred Jones, the school's biggest dork. The bet itself is already hard, but all the surprises that will come up will only make things worse. Highschool AU, FrUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,611 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - [America, France]
by Highla reviews
As Prince Arthur's first heat approaches he must find an alpha husband, but he recognises the flirty, slightly childish behaviour of his soon-to-be King from somewhere. At first he despises of the other man, but will he someday grow to love his husband? Omegaverse; Omega!ArthurxAlpha!Alfred and intensity of rating will depend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,168 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - America, England/Britain
Drop Dead Engwand
by Troublesome Dragon reviews
Canada convinces America to tell some of his personal early history with Britain. Due to an unfortunate misunderstanding, Britain is hell bent on keeping custody of America despite Alfred already having a mom. No one seems to take his side on the matter, but what do they know?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,966 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
by 9foxgrl reviews
From the writer of The Madness of Kurosaki's sanity comes the next laugh out loud comedy featuring the N. America brothers & their sister Vinland. You will soon find why Risk is banned from the UN and stealing syrup is not worth it. How did England & France survive raising them? ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 101 - Words: 45,315 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Café America (& Canada)
by JulietGivesUp reviews
Parody of Himaruya's Country Café and German Stimulation sketches. Set to Swiss Stimulation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Switzerland, America - Complete
by Zo One reviews
Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,005 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Thus They All Died
by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
"I sent ten invitation letters to the ones I hated the most: America, Russia, England, Canada, France, Italy and his brother, Romano, Germany, Japan and, finally China. The countries were the results of my demise, of my falling. Although I am gone, I am still here, somehow, and I will have my vengeance." VILLAIN POV. Character death, violence - no specific pairing besides GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,291 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Angels at Night
by Choco-Loki reviews
After a chance meeting with socially prominent Alfred F. Jones, unpopular university student Arthur Kirkland is thrown into the world of love, glamour, and scandals. Human AU. USUK/FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,815 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/9/2011 - America, England/Britain
Double Vision: To the Darker Side of Me
by wintercandyapple reviews
Nations from Hetalia have been transported to a war-torn alternate universe in which their counterparts are far more vicious and willing to kill. After getting caught up in another world's war, will they destroy themselves?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,004 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Tyranical prince Russia is searching for a queen and so throws a royal party. Cinderella America lives as a-not-so-slave and is cast to the party by Fairy Godmother France. Will love bloom? RUSAME, mentionned smutt, YAOI
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Russia, America - Complete
Hetalia Carols for the Christmas Season
by iTorchic reviews
Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Complete
The New Wife
by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Alternate Cold War timeline. America is defeated by the Soviet Union, and subsequently broken by Ivan. But when Alfred, now Ivan's needy and desperate lover, moves into the Soviet house, he stirs the ire of a certain Eastern nation. RusAm, onesided Rochu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Russia, America - Complete
An American Perspective
by Wordless Joy reviews
I took one year of American History AP. I then had one summer where Hetalia completely stole my brain. And then I found my old notes, and got to thinking...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2010 - America - Complete
For Better, For Worse
by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Common Language
by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 118 - Published: 1/10/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
IDK My BFF England
by ai-08 reviews
I hope you know that when all the polar bears DIE it’ll have been entirely your fault, you prat. silly, pointless, slight USxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
by Sora Blade707 reviews
Four simple truths about America. USxUK, RussiAmerica, FrUS, PrussiAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/22/2009 - America - Complete
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What's Left of Us reviews
CardverseAU! The reunion of the lovers was predicted to be heartbreaking- but that's only the beginning of the turbelence when new enemies and old promises and unknown trysts and murder come back to haunt us. RusAme main- more couples inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,180 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - America, Russia
In this Deck reviews
Cardverse Regular AU: They never would have wanted to admit it, but the the lives on the Monarchies were never glamorous. The King of Spades continues to mend the falling out he had with his lover before the coronation that changed everything. In this journey, you really never know who's controlling the deck. USUK main. More pairings tba.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2013 - England/Britain, America
Just So You Know reviews
It all started when he mistakes Canada for his lover. A relationship suspended by a secret draws out another. De-anon from the Kink-Meme ;; AustraliaxAmerica
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2013 - America, Australia - Complete
Times With You reviews
Post-WW2;; Royal Navy Commander Arthur Kirkland had only assumed his newest companion from America had offered his home out of courtesy and friendship. With his home in shambles Arthur accept, but between mixed signals and his unforgettable past, things might not look so bright in America. Future USUK, unrequited FrUK . Rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - America, England/Britain
Arthur is a simple man. The man loves his job as an English professor, but when his favourite student is accused of a crime that Arthur is almost certain he did not commit, the Briton feel helpless, fighting temptation. It also doesn't help he's fallen for the attorney that's going to be up against his student. Human!AU USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Had to Know reviews
AU; During the American Revolution, before the new Nation becomes a Nation, his former colonizer has to do one thing. Angst-ish? Short one-shot. OMAKE UPDATE w/ France!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/4/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Clouded By the Sky reviews
Ivan, Emperor of the Eastern Front, makes it a mission to secretly unite with the heir apparent of the Kingdom of Kanata to extend his empire. He's mighty good at keeping his plan away from his enemies, but things take an off turn when he get suspicious as to why his enemy-empires are sailing men to the vast lands south of Kanata. Rating MIGHT change :0 AU/ RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,453 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - America, Russia
What So Proudly We Hail'd reviews
Drabble;; Put under recent stress, America finds himself letting his guard down for a split second, and relinquishing his past/alternate selves to the rest of the world. Follow the adventures with other nations as they learn to deal with 5 Americas.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,917 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/8/2012 - America
Loving the Hate
Anything goes at an academy isolated from the rest of the world (more info inside) GaukuenHetalia nyo!FACE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - America, England/Britain
America comes over, and after noticing England is in need of a bit of relaxing, thinks of a very DIFFERENT way to relax the Brit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - England/Britain, America
It Happened Too Fast reviews
Before you knew it, 16 years had gone. (Rushed/ badly written RusAme angst-ish story) Russia x Fem!America OC!Alaska/ ending UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2012 - America, Russia - Complete