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Joined 09-06-12, id: 4242651, Profile Updated: 11-12-12
Author has written 3 stories for Skulduggery Pleasant series.

"Tall and tan and young and lovely,

The girl from Ipenema goes walking.."

Frank Sinatra, The Girl from Ipanema.

LucindaCainHail = actually Naomi

Likes: Food, food, Skulduggery Pleasant,Harry Potter, Hunger Games, The spooks ( series by Joseph Delany), Johnny Depp/every single character he ever played(voiced), Ironman/Ton Stark/Robert Downey Jr., DERP, food, MUSSSSSSICCCCCCCCCC


I spend my time writing Fics, playing xbox, watching movies, facebook Twitter Instagraming, eating and dressing in black, pretending to be as fit as Valkyrie Cain.


If you don't like copy&paste/random pointless things then go no further... You have been warned..

I'm up to no good . . . want to join me?

I'm not prejudice, I hate you all equally

I'm bored. If you value your sanity, you'll run away now.

Chaos . . . Panic . . . Yep! My work here is done!

Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

If everything seems to be going well than you've obviously overlooked something

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because the voices just told me a joke

I'm smiling, that alone should scare you out of your mind.

I'm they type of person who bursts out laughing in the dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

If I could distinguish reality from my delusions, I would choke it.

I'm in my own world, but don't worry, they like me here.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but still, it's on the list.

Obsession is healthy, it gets you mind off the voices who are annoying the hell out of you.

You know you're mad when you know the guys in white by name . . .

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you ever wished you could strangle an author for killing off your favourite character, copy and paste this into your profile

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. If you're one of the
3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, "DO A FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy and paste this

You know Your're Obsessed When by Carma Bain Bentley reviews
'Obsessor' is a term given to a being that has created a rather large, usually so huge that is completely annoys those they socialise or live with, fascination of something. I am Professor Obsessor, and I will show you many different ways that you can tell if you are obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,203 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Skulduggery P.
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Vanessa Flare reviews
Vanessa Flare is a normal girl who has discovered powers. Elemental magic, necromancy, adept, she's learnt it all. She's heard of the skeleton dectective and his partner. And they're after her. But it doesnt seem as if they want to kill her, or imprison her. So why do they want her? And why does a certain remnant-possesed Tanith Low want her too? Read to find out.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P., Tanith L.
Annihilation reviews
Set a year or two after KOTW, Darquesse has taken control over Valkyrie. Darquesse is weakening, Skulduggery is determined to get Valkyrie back. The world is in utter annihilation & there is war, Skulduggery leader of the Elementals & Adepts and Darquesse leader of Necromancers. Mortals are also caught up in this battle. OC's, better than it sounds better summary inside. Review!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E.
Skulduggery Pleasant & the Remnant Jewel reviews
SKulduggery and Valkyrie are on a case to find a Jewel that can rid Tanith of the Remnant. To get it they must go to Australia, where they meet new friends, new enemies, and old friends. Please check out the story, i suck at summaries.. Also rating changed to 'T' just to be safe with the following chapters. Please R & R! X
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.