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Author has written 14 stories for Last Dragon Chronicles, Wicked, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, Unwind, and Warriors.

"The world is not a wish-granting factory." --John Green, The Fault in Our Stars


JeminiaMoon:

Ravenclaw--reader--writer--sister--daughter--granddaughter--artist--singer--clarinetist--runner friend--HP fan--RLt-er--dreamer--daydreamer--creator--painter--laugher--hoper--wisher--desirer


Hi, I'm Jemi! As you may already know, I used to have a very long profile, but I have recently edited it. If you would like access to the 83-page word document that was my profile, please PM me.

My first visit to this site was unintentional: I was Googling "Marcia Overstrand" and I happened to read a fic with the same title, and I have only become more involved with this site since then. I read, write, post, review, and generally enjoy my time on Fanfiction.net.

Some of my stories may have not been updated for months, but they are only abandoned if that is noted in the summary. Right now, I have only one abandoned fic--'Goodbye'--and I am going to try and avoid abandoning more in the future.

One last thing--there are several ways to make me happy, so if you happen to be the type of person who goes around, sprinkling the world with happiness and joy (because we all know there are so many of them in the world), pay attention to this. You could read my stories, review my stories, favorite/follow my stories, favorite/follow me, PM me, respond to my posts in the RLt, visit and post in my forum, visit/subscribe to my community, or answer one of my polls, and I will be ecstatic.

I hope you found this interesting reading. If you would like to skip all of the following 'profile clutter' and read actual fics, kindly scroll down. Thank you!

--Jemi


I, JeminiaMoon, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.


This is my forum!

http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Nowhere/121122/


My fandoms--Reading & Writing

Harry Potter--Septimus Heap--Last Dragon Chronicles--The Book Thief--anything John Green--The Hunger Games--Pendragon--Animorphs--Uglies--Wicked--Warriors--Maximum Ride--Artemis Fowl--Percy Jackson and the Olympians--Heroes of Olympus--Kane Chronicles--Airborn/Skywatcher/Starclimber--Guardians of Ga'Hoole--Divergent--Mysterious Benedict Society--Inkheart--Dragon Rider--anything Wendy Mass--Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel


Sooo...that's me! Thanks for reading, and enjoy my fics!

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Love, Me by xXxVioletSkyxXx reviews
Drabbles of letters throughout Harry Potter from all different characters and in all different formats; written from me to you. *Winner of the 2013 L and L Genre Awards for best friendship story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 352 - Words: 84,348 - Reviews: 1373 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/1/2012
The Thoughts of a Mentally Unstable Death Eater by hp1piececraziness reviews
Barty Crouch Jr. tries to excuse his insanity and contemplates other Death Eater related topics. This is a series of humorous drabbles. Some of the drabbles are not from Barty Crouch Jr.'s perspective, but most of them are. There's a bit of Bellatrix, Snape and the other Death Eaters later on. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter; it belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 11,228 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Barty C. Jr.
Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
Generations Of Sorting by superwholocked109 reviews
Lots of characters been sorted. However, this isn't just any sorting hat story...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Being a Death Eater by Ryah Ignis reviews
Meet Ryah Ignis, self-proclaimed self insert of this lovely fanfic. Join her on her wild ride as she tries to escape the wrath of a VERY angry Dark Lord, attempts to write the best fanfic ever and simultaneously wrecks havoc on the wizarding timeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,929 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Voldemort
Detention Papers by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Articles that have survived the years since the Marauders and Snape were in detention. Not in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,776 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - James P., Severus S.
Dear Younger Me by wingardiumleviosa9 reviews
Harry Potter characters write to younger selves. Contains all or most generations. I know it's been done before but please read it! Disclaimer: I don't own any part of the Harry Potter universe. It's all JK Rowling's.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P.
Six Lightning Scars by RisingFromTheRuins reviews
In which the Wizarding World teeters on the edge of civil war, Harry is not the only one with a piece of Voldemort's soul inside him, Sirius is not in Azkaban, and everything is different only because Voldemort brought Bellatrix with him when he tried to kill Harry at Godric's Hollow. AU of PS, canon divergent. Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,988 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Sirius B.
Top 20 Muggle Pranks by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
Fun with whoopee cushions, pins, Sirius' phobia, and more! Lily pranks, James gives up pranking, and Remus finds a wolfie girl. Marauder era. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,889 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - James P., Marauders - Complete
Albus Potter and the Lunar Eclipse by NoahPhantom reviews
Book 2/7. COMPLETE! Sequel to "Albus Potter and the Global Revelation." Structured like original HP books. Albus begins his second year at Hogwarts, immediately becoming immersed in the mysteries of a suspicious Lunar Eclipse festival and strange noises coming from the forest and under the castle. Longer summary inside. Book 5 in progress now!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,602 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Here be Dragons by SHEEP Next 1200Km reviews
A series of drabbles set after the War about the month where Ron stayed with Charlie and the dragons. Prompts welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Charlie W., Ron W.
Dalton Desulgon's Demonstrative Dueling Didacticisms by NoahPhantom reviews
Hey, kids. Want to learn how to duel in tournaments worldwide? Gotta start with the basics. You can't build a house from the roof down! (Well, you can with magic, but that's irrelevant.) I'm Dalton Desulgon, current world Dueling champion and Transfiguration Professor at Hogwarts, and this is how competitive dueling works. I wrote this for the Wizarding magazine Jiggery Potpourri.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - OC - Complete
Dear Fanfiction: Harry Potter by Hungergameslover04 reviews
Have you ever read a HP Fanfic. and thought, "Man, what is wrong with the world?" Well the Harry Potter crew has, and boy, do they have a mouthfull! NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Complete
Queen of Rome by lydiamaartin reviews
She is a tragedy in the making, history unfolding, an empire crumbling. - LilyTeddy, a dozen times over.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Lily Luna P., Teddy L. - Complete
A Bit of Sirius Humor by OdeToANightingale reviews
A series of silly ficlets about everyone's favorite convict. Follow Sirius on a number of seriously odd (or are they Siriusly odd?) adventures as he gets up to various shenanigans and drives his dear friends crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Dear Tabby by NoahPhantom reviews
A one-shot in which James Sirius Potter is in need of some parchment. He encounters the Marauder's Map and they take an instant liking to each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/22/2012 - James S. P., Marauders - Complete
Minerva's Perspective by AlwaysPadfoot reviews
A series of letters from Minerva to her brother, Robert during her tenure as Transfiguration professor in the year 1997 - 1998. September - May. Written for the School Subjects Challenge (Arithmancy).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Minerva M. - Complete
Not Funny by OspreyEmblem reviews
Harry waits anxiously for his turn to come to face the boggart, but what he finds isn't as funny as he thought it would be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
dancing upon the red sea by lydiamaartin reviews
There is something maddeningly beautiful about the way the world looks when it's falling down around you. - JamesDominique.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/20/2012 - James S. P., Dominique W. - Complete
A Very Frosty Christmas by WildeAquarius reviews
The Gnome at the top of the Weasleys' Christmas tree returns home to tell his tale. Oneshot, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - OC - Complete
Snapshots by GEM8 reviews
A journey into the lives of Albus Dumbledore and Minerva McGonagall, just some little glimpses into thier everyday lives. Drabbles 100 words with one word prompts. please Read and Review. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 29,647 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
Life of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Aunt Marge's Big Mistake by WildeAquarius reviews
Since the incident was wiped from her memory, Marge never did learn her lesson to not mess with the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Ginny W. - Complete
I Am the Hat by Don't Mess With Aria reviews
The Sorting Hat is not who it seems, and has far more control over the world than anyone thinks. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
HariPoism by mew-tsubaki reviews
It's a oneshot! It's a parody! It's...an essay? mew-tsubaki's "What if Harry Potter was a religion?" short is here! A must-read for every Harry Potter fan! So, tell us—are you a HariPoist or not? *my 500th story* DEFINITELY a work of fiction!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Complete
Albus Potter and the Global Revelation by NoahPhantom reviews
-BOOK 1/7. COMPLETE. Book 5 in progress. Structured like original HP books.- Albus starts at Hogwarts! The world is in tumult over a vital question: in the age of technology, should Muggles be informed of magic now before they find out anyway? But there are more problems (see long summary inside). And Albus is right in the center of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,452 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Albus S. P., James S. P. - Complete
Confessions of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Read the hilarious diary of Lord Voldemort as he rants about Potter, nose loss, his new boy band V.O.G, and being stuck on the back of some idiot's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
The Death Eater Files by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 128 - Words: 9,465 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
When It Rained by HollywoodGirl745 reviews
"It rained the day he buried Lily." Harry loses his only daughter to cancer. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Lily Luna P.
where's your glory now by GlimmerIcewood reviews
she of all warriors should have known that her longing for the stars meant that she'd never find them. —winner of LawlClan's monthly prompt.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Complete
Scars by PrioritiesSorted reviews
Remus will never believe in his beauty, so Dora shows him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
What If? by cj0356 reviews
He is left wondering "What if?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Marauders - Complete
Of Stars and Champagne by SHEEP Next 1200Km reviews
Remus is panicking, and Sirius calms him down. Fluff and slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Alphabet Game by glassycry reviews
The Marauders and Gryffindor Girls play a fun game that may be more revealing than intended for some. One-Shot. L/J
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Draco Likes Drabbles by Natsushi reviews
Inspired by Potter Puppet Pals: Draco Puppet. A selection of one-shots and ficlets centered around Draco Malfoy. Please review! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Draco M. - Complete
Bloody Glinda by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
They watched as a face appeared in the mirror. They saw the infamous blonde hair first; all dripping with crimson blood, and then the piercing blue eyes, dark and fierce. The pale complexion came next and then the mouth and nose came. The face, although beautiful in death, still had cuts over it. This was what happened when they played Bloody Glinda... one shot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Glinda U. - Complete
A Harry Potter Alphabet by Awesomnesssquared reviews
A poem written by me and my friends using Harry Potter names in the alphabet. Any suggestions, please tell me in a review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2012
Goodnight Moon by StarkidLuna reviews
Luna's memory that helped her cast the Patronus Charm. A Short Drabble About it
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Luna L., Mrs. Lovegood - Complete
Pride by her-eyes-fiery-pinpricks reviews
These were the only things she did. All she was known as was the smart girl. That's it. At eleven years old, this wouldn't have bothered her. But now, she shut that feeling up. One-shot. Rated K-plus to be safe. I don't own anything. Written for Military Mechanic's "The What If Challenge" on the HPFC forum. Challenge: What if Hermione was put into Ravenclaw?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Things I Harry Potter must do before I turn 21 by HPFANFREAK08 reviews
Six year old Harry is sitting in his cupboard again, and decides to write a list of things to do before he turns twenty one, little did he know that he would do all of these things prior to turning seventeen. Rated K but if another chapter is written on request it will be changed to T. It says Hurt/Comfort it just means comfort in this context. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Jaws by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
What is more terrifying to our Ozians than lions, tigers, and bears? The unknown Animal, or animal called the Great White Shark. Join the Ozians on their trip through Amity Island at Oziversal where they may or may not come face to face with the infamous shark... one shot. Please read and review!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Wizarding World Of Harry Potter by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
The Ozians now find themselves in a place called Oziversal Studios in The Wizarding World Of Harry Potter. How will they react to chocolate frogs, fire-breathing dragons, and Hogsmeade itself? A continuation of my Ozney series but in Oziversal Studios. Read and review!
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Fang Answers Fan Questions by Maxine Ridde reviews
Fang, under threat of death from multiple people, answers questions from his fans.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,135 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Fang
Crossing the Umbridge by SingsongRandom reviews
Dolores Umbridge comes to teach at Shiz, and starts enforcing ridiculous rules. Elphaba, Galinda, and Fiyero team up to stop it, but sheer chaos ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,529 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Dolores U.
The Life and Times of Marcia Overstrand by Liberated Marionette reviews
"She was going to talk to them, she was." The life of Marcia Overstrand, in drabbles. Inspired by the information about her on Ask Angie 5.
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Marcia O., Septimus H.
Dear Peculiar Green Roommate by Bubbles-and-blondehair reviews
"Dear Peculiar Green Roommate, that little fishy in your bowl annoyed me, so I wanted to get rid of it. But it wouldn't die when I tried to drown it! Did you castify a spell on it?" Based off of deeplyshallow's "Dear Annoying Blonde Roommate".
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Glinda U., Elphaba T. - Complete
My Last Wish by AmberyAmber reviews
At first all I wanted to be was a warrior, but my wishes quickly changed as I neared death's den. Rated T for violence. For the LawlClan mothly writing challenge.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Swiftpaw, Brightheart - Complete
Pigwidgeon by randomgenius reviews
Ron had gotten his first owl. If it even was an owl, that is...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Ron W. - Complete
lapis lazuli by fin du globe reviews
An elegy of the forgotten, as told from the point-of-verb of a technicolour textbook.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Marlene M. - Complete
The Random Musings of an ADHD Child by randomgenius reviews
Do you really think a summer camp full of ADHD children with pointy objects would be so serious?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Travis S.
The Childhoods of Beetle and Marcia by Fluffy-Fennec-Fox reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to Marcia before she became EO? Or what exactly did Beetle have to endure through his life? Was Marcia really an only daughter? Were her parents really insane? Written with dialect as part of a bio series. PLease R&R!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Beetle B., Marcia O.
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and the Lord Who Shipped by writergirl8 reviews
Voldemort is a hardcore Romione shipper. Now all he has to do is convert Snape. A crack!fic that contains Romione love, silly Snape, and Voldemort singing Ron and Hermione themed Wizard-rock. Beware of the frivolity. REVAMPED! LONGER! FUNNIER! BETTER!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Dear Annoying Blonde Roommate by deeplyshallow reviews
Dear Annoying Blonde Roommate, Split ends are not an excuse to act like there's an axe murderer in the room. I assure you the assassin I have hired to kill you will come at a more respectable hour than 6 am.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Elphaba T., Glinda U. - Complete
Harry's random day by On Pluto reviews
The students of Hogwarts are having a very random day. Harry and his friends have defeated Voldie and madness is the result. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 2/24/2010
The Heap Drabbles by MizukiMai reviews
A collection of drabbles about various SH characters...Rumors are terrible things. Please R&R!
Septimus Heap - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
Death Eater Bingo by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Just after Voldemort's resurrection, the Death Eaters come up with a way to lift his spirits after Harry Potter escaped from the graveyard. Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Tigerstar's Redemption by Prin Pardus reviews
StarClan has trusted Tigerstar to be reborn, without any memories of his old life. But when his past lives create a scheme not even StarClan knows of, what path will Tigerkit choose? Ambition, or loyalty?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 79 - Words: 98,350 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Tigerstar - Complete
Left behind by CharliSMILE reviews
A one-shot from the perspective of Rodolphus Lestrange at Christmas time. What's left behind now his wife, Bellatrix has been murdered.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Marcia's Birthday by Defying Silence reviews
Today is Marcia's birthday, and does anyone remember it? Follow Marcia's hilarious day as she tries to get someone to say "Happy Birthday" to her. Is it even worth it? Magyk in a Box is not on hold. ONESHOT. R&R
Septimus Heap - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Marcia O., Septimus H. - Complete
The Death Eater Blogs by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
The Death Eaters now each have their own blog, mostly to complain about the havoc I create in their lives. May contain references to the Death Eater Files. It is, as with the Files, always technically complete, but I WILL be adding more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
What Went Right by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
After the Order's Christmas party doesn't go quite as planned, Remus helps Tonks discern just what, exactly, went right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Writer's Block II by Queen of Duct Tape reviews
Or: In Which the Queen of Duct Tape Explains the Importance of a Plot to Fictional Characters. I do attract the afore mentioned affliction quite frequently, so I figured I may as well make a series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Augusta by Alchemine reviews
Minerva writes to Mrs. Longbottom about Neville's choice of subjects. Spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Minerva M.
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16/2000
I Love the Moon and Hate the Stars by Springrain reviews
A game in Astronomy with Harry, Ron, Hermoine, and Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2000
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A Heartless Reality reviews
"After all, Unwinds are a part of modern life, and it just happens to be bad luck that her job has to deal with them." The Unwind surgery has hardened one particular nurse.
Unwind - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Complete
A Drop of Sunlight reviews
"It has been far too long since happiness has peeked into her life of shadows, but now it has come, like an unexpected beam of sunshine through the rain."-Aoife and Niten's wedding day.
Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Aoife, Niten - Complete
Iggy's Flight reviews
"Their flight was his flight; when they soared, his heart went with them." Iggy watches the hawks days before the operation that causes his blindness.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Iggy - Complete
Blackpaw and the Stone of Beginnings and Ends reviews
What if the Harry Potter characters were Warrior cats? This story, the first of seven, takes us through the beginning of Blackkit's life and his connection with the fabled Stone of Beginnings and Ends. Enjoy!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,801 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012
A Very Weasley Christmas reviews
An advent calendar written for Aiko's challenge (see inside for more details). Each story is a different moment, unrelated to all others, from the Weasleys' Christmases together. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012
Preparations reviews
Zanna and David are getting ready...and everything seems to be going wrong. Written for Jaina (therealjainasolo).
Last Dragon Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - David R., Suzanna M. - Complete
What If reviews
A drabble series of what ifs in HP. Disclaimer that I forgot to put in the story: I am not J. K. Rowling, therefore I do not own Harry Potter and related plots, characters, and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012
The Chronicles of Passing reviews
Different character deaths, told from Death's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012
I See You In the Falling Snow reviews
Zanna ponders about her love and her longing for David. Written for the 100-Word Drabble Challenge (with Prompts) at the RLt.
Last Dragon Chronicles - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Suzanna M., David R. - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
Our favorite Dark Lord is suffering from a terrible disease!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Bits of Happiness reviews
Random moments of happiness in HP's darkest times.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2012
Imperfect reviews
They were all flawed...except for him. Oneshot, Hermione's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Goodbye reviews
What if David and Zanna disappeared from Earth at the zenith of the fire star? And what happened while they were gone? **Abandoned, but I can't bring myself to delete it**
Last Dragon Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - David R., Suzanna M.
Couldn't Be Happier reviews
Galinda's feelings about Fiyero leaving her to be with Elphaba. Oneshot, reviews greatly appreciated.
Wicked - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Glinda U., Fiyero T. - Complete
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