HopelesslyObssesedFanGirl709
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Joined 09-06-12, id: 4243783, Profile Updated: 03-02-14
Author has written 6 stories for Total Drama series, South Park, and Cartoon X-overs.

Hey this is HopelesslyObsessedFanGirl709! You could call me HoplesslyObsessed, FanGirl, or even 709 if you really wanted to. Since I am too lazy to actually put those chains and stuff on there, I'm probably just going to end up rambling on about stuff.

I will say that I am younger than most of the people I've heard of on this site. I haven't even graduated grade school yet. But age doesn't matter, that much does it?

I'm obviously female too or else I'd be a creepy because what guy has a name like HopelesslyObsessedFanGirl709 or Allie? Don't be surprised if my username gets changed; I can never make up my mind. For instance, I was originally Potterpalgirl123, but I never wrote any Harry Potter stories...so yeah...

You probably won't see me on the site that often because my life is as busy as hell. I have volleyball all the time, homework and school, and the rest wasted on me having panic attacks because of something ridiculous. For instance, I nearly started screaming my head off because a boy next to me in reading class was being really mean to this kid who's really nice and I wasn't even involved. But yeah, I'll try to get on here when I can, but usually it doesn't work out :/

Most of my stories probably be in Total Drama, South Park, Adventure Time, or Steven Universe because I LOVE cartoons. I'll try my best not to bash any of the characters even though there'll be times that I do. I like most characters, but there's always going to be those characters that get on my nerves so they just won't even make an appearance in my story. These characters would probably be...

Connie: (Steven Universe)

Marshall Lee: (Adventure Time)

Fiona: (Adventure Time)

Zoey: (Total Drama)

Duncan: (Total Drama)

Justin: (Total Drama)

Last and certainly least...

Scott!

Just kidding!

Beverly from Total Drama Friendship...I mean Revenge of the Island!

Apart from that, there's characters that I do adore. They would be...

Rigby the raccoon (Regular Show)

The Fryman brothers (Steven Universe)

Pearl: (Steven Universe)

Steven Universe ("")

Ice King/Ice Queen (Adventure Time)

Lemon Grab (Adventure Time)

BMO (Adventure Time)
Gunther (Adventure Time)

Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time)

Flame Prince (Adventure Time)

Noah (Total Drama)

Jo (Total Drama)

Mal (Total Drama)

Lindsay (Total Drama)

Scott (Total Drama)

As with pairings, I'm not picky, but as with those I don't like...

Steven and Connie (Steven Universe)

Steven and Amethyst (Steven Universe)

Kyle and Cartman (South Park)

Stan and Wendy (South Park)

Fiona and Marshall Lee (Adventure Time)

Margaret and Eileen (Regular Show)

Cody and Sierra (Total Drama)

Sierra and Cameron (Total Drama)

Justin and Heather (Total Drama)

Zoey and Mike (it depends on the writer)(Total Drama)

Trent and Courtney (Total Drama)

Noah and Dawn (Total Drama)

Gwen and Duncan (Total Drama)

B and Dawn (The OOC pairing) (Total Drama)

and several more probably

As for parings I do like:

Pearl and Amethyst (Steven Universe)

Garnet and Pearl (Steven Universe)

Sadie and Lars (Steven Universe)

Steven and Peedee (Steven Universe)

Stan and Kyle (South Park)

Kenny and Kyle (South Park)

Caratman and Wendy (South Park)

Mordecai and Rigby (Regular Show)

Mordecai and Margaret (Regular Show)

CJ and Mordecai (Regular Show)

Rigby and Eileen (Regular Show)

Flame Princess and Finn (Adventure Time)

Princess Bubblegum and Marceline (Adventure Time)

Ice King and Ice Queen (Adventure Time)

Betty and Simon (Adventure Time)

the Scorcher and Ice King's deer head (Adventure Time)

BMO and NEPTR (Adventure Time)

Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball (Adventure Time)

Jake and Lady Rainicorn (Adventure Time)

Finn and Flame Prince (Adventure Time)

Alejandro and Heather (Total Drama)

Jo and Brick (Total Drama)

Gwen and Cameron (Total Drama)

Duncan and Courtney (Total Drama)

Chris and Chef (Total Drama)

Bridgette and Geoff (Total Dram)

Gwen and Trent (Total Drama)

Mike and Zoey (it depends)

Cameron and Scott (Total Drama)

Trent and Lightning (Total Drama)

Mal and Alejandro (Total Drama)

Alejandro and Justin (Total Drama)

Gwen and Courtney (Total Drama)

Dakota and Sam (Total Drama)

Scott and Duncan (Total Drama)

Duncan and Mal (Total Drama)

Mal and Eva (Total Drama)

Zoey and Bridgette (Total Drama)

Noah and Cody (Total Drama)

Dawn and Scott (my OTP) (Total Drama)

You'll see how I like certain characters more than others by the way their portrayed. I try to keep everyone in character, but if they end up dying or something, I most likely dislike them. Other times, I just feel like bashing them :) You can check out my stories:

The Truth (Total Drama)

Save the Wild Girls (Total Drama)

Missing (South Park)

Total Drama Bloopers (Total Drama)

Revenge With Some Resurrection (Total Drama)

Total Drama Ultimate Brawl (Total Drama& Cartoon x-overs)

That's all for now, I guess. I really don't do too much with my profile page :P If you want to ask me anything, feel free to do so whether it is based on my opinion or a story.

Still hopelessly obsessed and a fan girl that's a middle hitter

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Total Drama World Tour by ferguson97 reviews
In this alternate story, the original twenty two contestants never had a third season. They were instead replaced by 16 new teenagers sent in by you, the reader! The final two face it off in Hawaii! Who will win the million dollars? Romance, drama, humor, and other crazy adventures are in store for these wacky teens! Completed. Rated T.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 224,653 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC - Complete
Turns out they're not so famous by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
it was 10 years ago when Sierra left Canada and moved to LA where she ended up working for the paparazzi. She put Total Drama behind her and chose not to look back. Now Sierra finds herself being forced to go back to Canada to write about them! As it turns out, 10 years does a lot to people and she's about to find out that quite a few people have changed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 132,935 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 5/4/2013
Seeing Red by JockShipper reviews
The angel that used to do these types of things never came back(unbeknownst to the "new guy"). Now no one wants to take on the challenge of collecting souls in the neutral realm. No one except a newly established angel. It can't be that hard, right?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 2/3 - Brick, Jo
Total Drama Tweenabet by cragmiteblaster reviews
Twenty six tweens, one for every letter, compete for the sum of five hundred thousand dollars. Episode 16 begins: the merge is here and with it come a whole lot of twists that I'm not gonna spoil here. Not just that, but family and friends arrive to visit the twelve campers who made the merge!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 442,509 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, OC
Total Drama Life by SilverSun09 reviews
Gwen confronts Trent about his budding friendship with her nemesis, Heather. And plans on telling the Queen Bee exactly what she thinks of her. DJ and Katie come up with one last attempt to keep her from moving. And is Courtney starting to doubt her relationship with Noah? Chapter 109 of Total Drama Life, "Three Strikes."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 109 - Words: 256,176 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Gwen, Trent] Heather, DJ
Total Drama: Viewers Pick by Ironwood811 reviews
No Introduction for the characters. It's the 38 original characters. You vote. Updating about every 3 days. So start voting.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,562 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Unsuitable Suitors by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Noah's parents want grandchildren (or maybe they want money) so they sign him up for a reality show where Noah is presented with suitors that comprise every single suitor from the show. Needless to say, Noah will find all of them to be repulsing, but who will be the best match... or at least the least repulsing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,368 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Noah
10 Things Total Drama Characters Would Never Say by GiLaw reviews
This is just me in one of my random moods so be warned! Rated T for swearing and sexual references!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/28/2013
TD Relationships by Unfathomed Stars reviews
A series of one shots about different Total Drama relationships. Comment your pairings! {I do not own Total Drama.}
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,670 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 1/4 - Gwen, Heather, Courtney, Duncan
Do It All Again by Unfathomed Stars reviews
"I forgive you." And he means it. As hard as it is to let go of the pain and anger pent up inside of him, holding her in his arms just makes it all slip away. An Alejandro and Heather forgiveness one shot. {I do not own Total Drama.}
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/11 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Just Be There for Me by KitaxHaku reviews
Sadie is really optimistic, but everyone has bad days. But why are there always people who aim to make those days worse? Why are there people like Lars? LarsxSadie
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,737 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 12/30/2013
The Application by Coolgirl1234 reviews
What happens when Rigby does an application? Well, stuff happens! Read, and see how Rigby asks many stupid questions to Mordecai. I really suck at summaries.. Anyway, enjoy :)
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm not that fine! The host has lost his mind! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see! I wanna be normal! I wanna live far away from this place! So, I'll pack my bags and head to space! Even that is still to close! Na Na Na Na Nananananananananana! The cast writes letters to their parents about their lives on the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 32,414 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012
Getting Lost in My Imagination by JockShipper reviews
A series of Jock one-shots using prompts from imagineyourOTP on tumblr. I may throw in a different couple randomly sometimes, but mostly Jock.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/16/2013 - [Brick, Jo]
Across the Lake by iamsoproh reviews
[WARNING. FINALE SPOILERS]. When Brick and Tyler watch eight All-Stars fly off towards Lake Wawanakwa, they know that they have to do something about it. Oneshot, Jock and Tyndsay. Takes place during and after the finale.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Jo, Brick] [Lindsay, Tyler] - Complete
Give Me a Reason by Technical Technicalities reviews
With the war tearing a hole between their friendship, can Stan and Kyle really make up? Takes place during Black Friday, so obviously there will be spoilers.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Underestimated by WriterOfTheSky reviews
Mr. Coconut is sick and tired of everyone thinking he's useless. He'll show them all...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 11/18/2013
Total Drama Meets Advertising by WriterOfTheSky reviews
Random mini-drabbles based on commercials and products. Prepare to die of laughter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Mr. Coconut
Nothing Out of the Ordinary by Technical Technicalities reviews
What may be considered a weird school day for you, would be a normal thing in South Park. Told in Tweek's POV.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Tweek T. - Complete
Under My Skin by WriterOfTheSky reviews
"I SAID SHUT UP!" Who knew being annoying could help you regain control of your mind? Mal sure didn't. Set after You Regatta Be Kidding Me
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
Welcome to the nut house! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather kills her boyfriend Alejandro and finds herself admitted into the nuthouse! There she meets many people who all have their own secrets and stories to share! Alejandro/Heather Noah/Cody Trent/Gwen with hints of Sierra/Cody and Duncan/Courtney as well as Mike/Zoey in later chapters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,405 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011
Total Drama Songfics by AnyfriendofMike's reviews
Well, since I broke a rule, I had to take this down for a bit. Now that I've redone chapter one, I'm back in business! Confirmed couples are Scott and Dawn, Gwen and Duncan, Courtney and Duncan, Mike and Zoey, Geoff and Bridgette, and Brick and Jo.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013
the new kyle by THEBOSS101 reviews
a new boy comes to south park will he replace Kyle stan's best friend read and find out the first chapter is not the best i just had to start it if any ideas let me know
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M.
TDAS My Way by TotalDramaObsessiveFanGirl9 reviews
Finally Chapter 2! Sorry for the long wait!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - Chris M., Bridgette, Jo
Total Drama: Island Renewed by RedEyedWarrior reviews
After bailing out of jail, Chris brings all thirty-eight contestants from all four previous seasons plus Chef to compete in another season after Camp Wawanawkwa has been restored to its former glory. What chaos and drama ensues now that even Chef and Blaineley are forced to compete?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,725 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012
Total Drama Ocean by scubadivingmaui7 reviews
Season Five of Total Drama, folks! The show is taking to the high seas - this time, with members of both casts competing for the five million dollar prize! Join multiple personality Mike, party-loving Geoff, fame mongering Dakota, loud n' proud Leshawna, and maybe even an original character on the greatest ocean journey reality TV has ever seen!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 82,095 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Trent, Bridgette
Killing Mr McLean by AnyfriendofMike's reviews
It started out as a harmless prank. After all, McLean was asking for it. But when Duncan, Mike, Zoey, Anne Maria, and Lightning take things way too far, things get very interesting... Based off of Lois Duncan's Killing Mr. Griffin.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2013
The Oracle by Kirei Tsuki reviews
After overthrowing the King and Queen of Orichacia, Chris McLean and his traitorous followers led a genocide against all warriors of the 6 kingdoms after the world's last Oracle tells him of his future. With everything they love and cherish at risk and the Shadow Clan MIA, 4 teams of heroes under the rebellion leader, Hatchet, will fight to restore peace to the world.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,026 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013
Zoey by TheScottMeister reviews
This is for my least favorite indie girl, Zoey! I hope ya read this, Zoe!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Zoey
Rise of the Planet of the Nine by RedEyedWarrior reviews
When Trent discovers a peculiar clause in the contract, he and Courtney embark on a wacky journey to get what they want. WARNING: Trent is VERY out of character in this story, so unless you like Creepy Trent, or you're just indifferent to Creepy Trent, I suggest skipping this story altogether. Disgusting scenarios also occur.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Trent, Courtney
Ocrais by RedEyedWarrior reviews
Hunger is a deadly plague that claims the lives of many every single day. Worse, this plague cannot be eradicated and the extent at which it causes damage is increased during famines. In some extreme circumstances it can even result in one of the most taboo consequences known to humanity as we know it. WARNING: may trigger insomnia and/or anorexia in some readers.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Owen - Complete
Let's see what would happen if these characters actually dated by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
or at least tried to ask them out! That's right, I'm taking every non-canon pairing you guys ship and I'm writing what would realistically happen or come the closest to it! There will be hardly any fluff and everyone will be in character as much as possible! This is going to be hilarious to write!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013
Like Tha Scott (Parody of like a boss) by Redlucario98 reviews
In this fanfiction Chris interviews Scott and asks him he to tell about the lif of Scott. (This not a crossover sorry for the lam intro, I do not own the series or the song all rights go to the Teletoon and the original artist, this in script format)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Chris M., Scott - Complete
If i can't love him by Dracodragonheart reviews
Dakotazoid's thoughts before she asked Sam if he still loved her
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Dakota, Sam - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
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Missing reviews
After Kyle feels like everyone doesn't like him, he decides to leave South Park. Will Kyle actually survive? How does everyone else react to this?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Kyle B.
Total Drama: Bloopers reviews
These are some of the things that weren't put into the actually seasons.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Mike, Mal, Svetlana
Total Drama Ultimate Brawl reviews
After the downfall of season 6 and what happed during the season 5 finale, Chris is arrested and someone else takes charge. Now 116 contestants are battling for one billion dollars? Who will win? Who will fail? Who will become shark food?
Crossover - Cartoon X-overs & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 12/7/2013
Save the Wild Girls reviews
Lightning is having more luck than he was earlier, but Jo and the rest at school are facing a few problems. Plus, there's now another person who knows the truth.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Duncan, Jo, Lightning, Scott
Revenge With Some Ressurection reviews
After the finale, someone is angered by the results of the finale and ready to get back at Chris.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Chris M., the interns - Complete
The Truth reviews
Scott feels guilty about the way he played on the island. He feels the others should know the true reason he played the way he did.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Cameron, Mike, Scott, Zoey - Complete