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Author has written 36 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Slender, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.
Hey y'all Just your normal random crazy 23 year old here with a love of writing and all things Geeky and random.
With that said I love Anime, video games, random quotes and some other random stuff. Most of what I write will be funny or hurt/comfort. Well at least they're funny to me. ;3
Warning I am a Fluff lover! oh how I love fluff and super sweet stories and moments. Do not blame me if my fluff overload gives you diabetes. I can't help myself.
But I'm not afraid to kill off characters, but if they die I have a real reason for killing and not just bam dead cause I feel like it or I don't like them it's because it's part of the bigger picture for I swear I do have a method to my overall madness.
I'm a hopeless romantic and I love yaoi cause hey I can't help it when Hungary gets in my head and wants to ship everyone, she's going to do what she's going to do. Also I love doing songfics of all kinds and while I do mulitchap fics I do mostly oneshots and yes I have a shit ton of OCs also known as my little ones or States, Proviences, and territories...Hmm I guess that's a clue that I love Hetalia.
I'm not overly picky when it comes to my pairings although you'll see a UKUS or two, why? Cause I think they'd be both cute and funny together and they know exactly how to drive each other nuts all. But I'll also do other pairings eventually. Also...I love pairing Liechtenstein with the American twins. I think it's incredibly adorable and super cute. Most of my pairings will include one if not both twins.
I am a somewhat crappy speller, and oh how I love spell check but sometimes they still sneak though so I'm always on the look out for them.
Hmm...that's it for now but if anyone has ideas, questions, comments or just wanna say hi. Dude just pm me and I'll get back to yah. I work odd hours so don't be surprised if your answer is at midnight XD
PASTA!!!!! Oh and before I forget I do a lot of RPS with a few others on here and you may see a few cross overs from me and them. If yah like my stuff check out theirs cause you might see some very familiar names in their State stories and I know they'd love to feel the love and now I'm rambling but hey it's what I do XD
Death wish, more rounds- Discontinued (i want to kill her off...but how?)
Silver Rain Alchemist- Discontinued ( I have the ending but...) If anyone wants to take over my discontinued stories that's fine by me just PM me about it
Let's Draw a Circle...-Is done
Heroes of the Wasteland- Is done ;D
Caged songbirds- Is done ;3
Catfish- Is done :3
Our time on Restaurant Row- Work in progress (...yeah um...kind of working on it)
I am my brother's keeper- done :D
Her Band of Angels- Done ;D
Neptune's Daughter- Work in progress
The Plight of Orion- Work in progress
The Meeting- is done. :D (first in series)
Another long night- is done. ;3 (second in series)
The final meeting- is done. ;3 (third in series)
Our private war- Is Done. ;3 (fourth in my state stories)
The State's America- Is Done. ;3(fifth in state stories)
A Nation of One shots- Work in progress, (One shots will appear randomly and about what ever pops in my head, so nearly daily when I can.)
I didn't start out to do the state...series? Hmm...anyway but I love my little states and probably have them in many of my stories long or short.
On a side note I love all the reviews and ideas I get for this, I love them. They are wicked funny. ;3
Other OCs, for the state series and Nation of Oneshots as well as random information used in them
David- Sylvia's late husband and father of Victoria, was a Prussian immigrant
Victoria-The Susquehanna Valley although she does speak like she's from Harrisburg, she's a large region in central and south central Pa
Abigail- Charlie's first wife, first true love and mother of Jacob
Jacob- Was known as Fort Sumter before his death in the 1940s, in memory of his son, South Carolina now wears glasses much like his fathers that represent the Civil war fort.
Martha- Charlie's second wife
Toni- daughter of New York and the personification of the Catskill Mountains
Rebecca- Jersey's late fiancé who was supposedly killed by the jersey devil
Daniel- Georgia's husband, Marine.
Richie- North Carolina's husband, member of the coast guard
Jasmine- Georgia's daughter
Grey- Minnesota's Husband
Peterson- Man in Black, America's Lt. and husband to Nevada
Ani- Kingdom of Hawaii, mother of Hawaii
Chenoa- Native America, Mother of Both Canada and America, she will sometimes call her son's by their native names: America- Maska meaning Strong
Canada-Aputsiaq meaning Snowflake
Most of my writing will be an America or Canada or state story with some other countries mixed in here and there. My only real warning is that if it's a rated T than expect swearing...lots of swearing and maybe some blood and whatnot. Unless I'm doing something truly gory or sexual I wouldn't go into much detail.
I do a lot of parental America and Canada, mostly because I can see them being both being while somewhat protective at times all in all good parents. I also love doing England and Alaska stories, I see England as a sweet protective 'grandfather' at least to the youngest state.
Any other kinds will be likely one shots and will vary. most will be hurt/comfort, humor or family, some might have quotes while others are song fics...lots of song fics Again my song fics will mostly include just America, Canada and England with Prussia here or there.
My thoughts on Prussia is that yes he's an asshole at times but he does care for the American Twins. So he's a lovable asshole.
Like their father nearly all the male states are afraid of ghosts even those from their own states. The only three that don't are California, New Jersey and New Mexico. California also can see most fictional characters either created by Hollywood or takes place in his state. While the other two have an in-depth knowledge of all urban legends and folklore in the country and are constantly trying to either prove the existence of a creature or just causing havoc among the 'legends'. But not all the states believe in either the fictional characters or legends.
My sets of twins are West Virginia and Virginia, North and South Dakota and the state of Michigan. Only the Virginian twins are identical.
My thoughts on the American twins' parents is this and hear me out on it, before France and England arrived they're other countries already there including most of the Nordic countries. Finland being one. He would have met Native America a female country who doesn't' have a brother that wouldn't kill him if he got close to her and if he still wants to prove he is not Sweden's wife at least to himself would for a small time 'date' her.
Problem? Well with the birth of his sons he knows right off the bat some other powerful country will probably try and take them so before their taken by force he decides to pick their caregivers himself. Since at the time France and England are such strong countries he tells them about this child running around the village and leads them right to the boy. And while the two are bickering he kneels down and says a last kind of good bye to the child before leaving him in England's hands.
Finland only once tried to tell America during a Christmas party where he told his son that he could call him Papa if he wanted too. America not completely getting it just said he would if Finland looked older were as Finland said he could wear a beard. America either not getting the clue or thinking the country is joking just shrugs it off.
Other story information
Let's Draw a Circle...
It will be gory and dark-ish cause that's how I do my murder mysteries.
Although mostly a USUK, there are other pairs later in the story as well as a lemon or two but I haven't completely decided yet. Even in a different Universe I still see Alfred as a good parent even if he's more of a stepfather. I always thought that it wasn't drug use that let Britain see his friends but mental illness so in my AU he has a form of schizophrenia. Although I never come out and say it in the story.
Will update at least once a week.
Heroes of the Wasteland
This one just came to me and I thought why not. It's my first Omega AU.
The pairs will be PrAm, UKUS and...I don't know what it's called but CanadaxLichtenstein, with some Gerlta thrown in for a moment. Sorry no love for France...Canada love anyway. The other group is SpainxUkraine (Gasp new pairing) and Belapan.
I won't say much but this takes place after a great war has nearly destroyed the world only leaving pockets of people to try and put the pieces back of a broken society.Twin brothers Alfred an Omega and his brother Matthew and Alpha trying to survive and thrive in a world that wants to kill them at every turn.
Our time on Restaurant Row
I've wanted to write this one for a while. For now it's a humor but will have some hurt/comfort. Alfred a nineteen year old that's been kicked out finds a job on Harrisburg's restaurant row. There he finds not only acceptance but a family that won't turn their backs on him when he needs them the most.
I'm a real line cook so much of the conversations and stories are based on actual events and stories.
Like always this kind of hit me across the head and said write me now! So this one is UKUS and CanadaxLichtenstein. Set in a AU omegaverse. Alfred wants freedom from a backwards society but the one thing he promised he'd never do is exactly what he does. Will he let them clip his wings or will he be able to fly away. For those with triggers this one has a lot of talk of domestic violence and those who want the children's full names:
Joseph Alexander Kirkland -Alpha
Zachary Isaac Kirkland- Omega
Naomi Maeve Kirkland
Now for Matthew's daughter since he is technically Arthur's Omega too she shares the same last name
Scarlet Wynn Kirkland- Omega
I am my brother's keeper
My warning for this is that Alfred and Matthew for the first few chapters will seem extremely OOC. But I have a method for my madness for doing it this way I promise.
Her band of Angels
Okay so originally this was going to be an Teen but I bounced it up to an M due not because it's an Omega Verse but because of the general topic of the story. While there will be a lime or talk of one due to the crack down on sex scenes there won't be an actually lemon. Sorry but I don't want it taken down because of two hundred words in the middle of the story.
Gilbert is an Alpha with orders to kill off the lesser breed the Nekos but this isn't war but Genocide so when he comes across a small kitten he knows he has to disregard orders and save her even if that means death. With the help of a fallen Neko Omega American Pilot, a soft spoken Canadian Sniper, a quick witted English spy and a Dane solider he just might save his Kitten daughter from the evils of this war. Future Pairings later in the story.
Much different than what I normally write. it's as slight UKUS that takes place a few days after Arthur aka Alexander breaks up with Alfred online. Arthur is a Catfish, a person that lies on the internet in order to get attention or love from others. He regrets it and decides to come clean to the world on a blog hoping that the world will except his apology and all the lives he feels that he's ruined. What he doesn't know is that not only is Alfred reading but his oldest brother Allistor is as well. For once it opens Allistor's eyes to his little brother's pain but will he for once stop his little brother's pain before Arthur falls completely apart?
The Plight of Orion
So this is my first Science Fiction but I've grown up with the subject since I was little. This is rated M for a good reason and it's going to get...messed up in later chapters. Alfred Jones was asked to find a missing starship but he finds them or what's left of the crew trapped like him in a large room with no way of escape. Well that's not entirely true...when he dreams he's teleported to a hellish world where he's tortured but it's not real...is it?
Elizabeth is queen of the Merfolk but it's not what she wants. She wants freedom so when she saves a human named Alfred from being sacrificed to her she finds something she might have been missing for years... Yes it's a AmeHun pairing and I'm not sure if I've seen this so why not? Future added pairings.
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Human Names of my States so far
Okay random shit time, mostly quotes and yeah random shit. Enjoy
A sane man must act insane to appear sane in an insane world.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Clothes do make the man. Naked people have little to no influence on society.
Alway acknowledge a fault. It will throw those in authority off their guard and give you the opportunity to commit more.
'Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couch-bound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.'-TIME
Random movie quotes. Why? Because i can
I'm a philosopher."
"It's good to be the king." -history of the world part one
"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."-gone with the wind, corpse bride
"Tell him i died at..."
"I'll have what she's having." -When Harry met Sally
"He was my uncle. He would take me to the circus and buy me peanuts. But then it stopped when I was 26..."
"I'll be around when ever you whistle, you know how to whistle don't you?"
"Argo f-- yourself." -Argo (Yay Canada!)
"Badges, we don’t need stinking badges" –blazing Saddles
"Gentlemen you can’t fight here! This is a war room!"- Dr. Strangelove, or How I learned to stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
"I said I don't give a darn!"
"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when i die, i want to go where they went."
Not all Angels have wings, some have wet noses and wagging tails
"Have a vision not clouded by fear"
"Yes I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who travel by moonlight and whose only punishment is that he sees the sunrise before the rest of the world"
"If the eyes are the window to the soul, why does it burn when i spray them with windex?"- Colbert
"Beware the weeping angels!"
"Guns don't kill people husband that come home early do."
"In spite of everything I still think people are really good at heart."
"What is right for one soul may not be right for another. It may mean having to stand on your own and do something strange in the eyes of others."
I'm not right i'm half left
two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left
Oh what tangled webs we weave when we decide to decieve
"Act as if the whole world is watching."
While I do believe the eyes are the windows to the soul, writing is the soul's voice.
"Behind that badge beats the heart of a dirty old man." -Adam 12
"I know nothing, nothing!" -Hogan's heroes
"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off."
"Why is it that i can tell you that there are thousands of stars in the sky and you'll believe me. But if I say the paint is wet you have to touch it to make sure?"
"I rather see 100 guilty men go free then see 1 innocent man wrongfully imprisoned." -judge freeing a wrongly accused man
"Mr. Chair what are you doing here? What's going on
"And i was like Meow, Meow bitch."-Rage Quit
"You found God?! Well if no one claims him in thirty days he's yours."
"If God doesn't like the way i'm living let him tell me, not you."
"Every show needs a Milhouse."-Nerdist
"Man up or i'll beat you with my peace prize" -Switzerland
Life is what we make it, it's sometimes good, sometimes bad. But in the end it's no one else's but ours.
There is a difference between a love tap and a bitch slap
You can't fix what's not broken and never, ever let the world tell you otherwise
I'm not short, I'm vertically challenged. (it's true)
Ruin is the salvation for man and machine- Cassern Sins
Rule 55- Male tits are going to be touched
Rule 23- Never spill a Marine's coffee (unless you do want to be shot in the head)
Rule 423- Every fictional character is bisexual until proven otherwise
Rule 56- Proof or it didn’t happen
Rule 5- there is no rule 4
Rule 7- Don’t touch the women, but they can grab what they want to.
Rule 10- when people leave alcohol at your place for over 10 hrs it’s yours
Rule 17- always make sure they’re dead (ALWAYS!!!)
Rule 24- if it exists, people fear it
Rule 30- What has been seen cannot be unseen
Rule 34- There is a porn of it. No exceptions!
Rule 43a- You can find anything on the internet if you’re willing to look for it long enough
Rule 43b- The more Beautiful and pure a thing is- the more satisfying it is to corrupt it
Our laughs are limitless.
Our memories are countless.
Our friendships are endless
True Friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget
Friendships are meant to stay together, without giving up on each other
A Best friend is a person who walks in, when the world walks out.
I Am Not That Girl:
I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.
I am that girl, The one who likes books. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that just wants to make a difference. The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good. The one that people like because she's crazy. The one that will do anything to make people feel better. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up.
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More Quotes: if you made it this far down ;3
Why is it that they're always naked when they fall on a cactus?-ER Doctor
I'm old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.
It's us against the world...we attack at dawn
I'm sorry to say the voices in my head don't like you.
If you can’t convince them confuse them
Life isn’t measured by the number of breathes you take but by the number of moments that take your breath away-The breathe you take
Be a best friend, tell the truth and over use I love you. Go to work, do your best, don't outsmart your common sense. Always treat your woman like a lady, never get to old to call her baby and never let your praying knees get lazy...and love like crazy- Crazy
"The barrels aren't real! The barrels aren't real!!" -Pewdiepie
"Wait can I do number one and number two at the same time?...Yes!! Best Game ever!!" Pewdiepie
Famous last words, "It's ok we're fine."
"To Err is human, to forgive is Canine."
"Halloween isn't Halloween until I've been questioned by the police." -France
The real differences around the world today are not between Jews and Arabs; Protestants and Catholics; Muslims, Croats, and Serbs. The real differences are between those who embrace peace and those who would destroy it; between those who look to the future and those who cling to the past; between those who open their arms and those who are determined to clench their fists. William J. Clinton
Love is patient, love is kind...It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking...It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails...Now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is Love. Corinthians 13:4-5, 7-8, 13
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding. Ralph Waldo Emerson
There are but two evils in the world, those who do bad things and those who watch and do nothing.
Child: Mom left us cause she said guys don't like to date women with kids...
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong. I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls. I believe that tomorrow is another day and I believe in miracles.” -Audrey Hepburn
Do not stand in front of me for I will not follow, Do not stand behind me for I will not lead. Just stand beside me and be my friend.
"The main difference between heroes and villains are that Villains use human shields and Heroes are the human shields."
"I don't even know how to do the crack!"-Markiplier
Hey actually read this
The administrators of are as of June 4th going to be taking down Fics that have lemons or have extreme violence. Now I don't know about you but I think thats stupid. There are many wonderful fics that only have one or two lemons in them yet the plot itself is awesome! You can't just take down a 100,000 word fic just because it has a lemon in a chapter that is only 1000 words long. Now I urge you all to read the petition below, sign it, and repost this to your own fics. Hopefully if we make enough noise everything will return to normal. Thank you.
Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site.
Myself, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors.
It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added.
If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests.
While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation.
For those that may agree with this, please feel free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this.
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