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Joined 09-07-12, id: 4244285, Profile Updated: 04-26-13
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, ThunderCats, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

name: stephen

age: under a million so still an infant.

sex: male

likes: ramen anime yugioh tcg swords and guns

dislikes: bigets of any kind terrorist and people who threatin freedom.

sexual oriantation: bi becuase i dont really care.


i believe that alester crowly said it best when he said. "do what thou will with the book of the law." which means just do what you gotta do.


i accept any story request i don't care if it's yaoi or yuri eaither and if you want to remain anonomys you can. but i do not do narusaku or naruhina.


i'd like to tell dragon-master99. I WANT MY RECORDS BACK.


You're a 90's kid if:

You watched thundarcats, smurfs Godziall, Heman, and Courage the cowardly Dog
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

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The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 4,018 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Kyubi's Kit by Excele X. Kurokami reviews
During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,811 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 1,179 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruko U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
Konoha's Mistake by blade4228 reviews
At the age of five Naruto is badly beaten and left for dead. Where Tsunade comes across him and raise him as her own. Will Naruto still dream of being Hokage or has that changed?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 289,328 - Reviews: 2062 - Favs: 3,861 - Follows: 3,352 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
A Good Morning by Roku-Namikaze reviews
Naruto is sleeping in for the umpteenth. Kushina, tired of yelling at him to wake up, sneaks into his room to throw him out the window and into the cold winter weather only to do something else entirely. LEMON. Update added to Ch3.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,871 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Kushina U., Naruto U.
In the Heat by SeductiveSerpent reviews
Continued from IchaIchaFan with premission. The Kyuubi inside Naruto is driving him crazy with lust, but he try's to get out of the village, he then come's across some Inuzuka dogs who are just as horny...Warning: Contains Beastiality and Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Naruto U., Kuromaru - Complete
The Crimson Princess by flaming kyubi reviews
Naruto faces an opponent unlike anyone he has ever faced before. In order to win Naruto must adapt to the situation and use his immense stamina to defeat the red haired seductress. It's a battle of skill Vs. stamina as the battle between Naruto and Fuka takes a unusual and sexy twist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 104 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Naruto U., Fuka A. - Complete
Son's Best Friend by Itachifreak8271 reviews
Mikoto Uchiha a lonely MILF, has her eyes set on her son's best friend Naruto. Naruto/mikoto. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,064 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
ZeXaL Christmas by Hamm-Ram reviews
here's the first-ever holiday special for Yu-Gi-Oh ZeXaL. all the other Yu-Gi-Oh series have at least one, so why not ZeXaL too? I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! ZeXaL
Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Yuma T., Kotori M./Tori M. - Complete
The Unnexpected Visitor by HardAnimeCore reviews
Naruto starts to like's sasuke's mom in an other way and she responds back lemon warning 1shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 114 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Mikoto U., Naruto U. - Complete
Demons of Konohagakure by KyuubiGoku reviews
To have a child die in front of you. How far would you go for revenge? Is this revenge justified? Who cares. They will make the people pay for their cruelty. Naruto x Shizune/ NaruShizu/ Naruharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 241,118 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Strength by Anoreyniel reviews
One-Shot. Naruto could not resist Haku. Not when he saved him in Wave, and not when he lay in his bed...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Make Me Believe by SadisticEyes reviews
Yondaime wants everything to be normal for Naruto. But Naruto doesn't want what Yondaime is trying to give him. Love is quite the battle. Rated M for a reason. Yaoi. One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Yondaime U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spare the Rod by Fester0662 reviews
Naruto finds himself in a difficult position when one of his brightest genin becomes one of his biggest problem children, but wait until he finds out why! And as if that wasn't enough...another is waiting to help Drive him nuts! Naru/Moegi/Hanabi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,432 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Moegi - Complete
Immortal by chicogamer17 reviews
Azula finds the prison of a powerful being. How will this affect the war? Evil Naruto, NarutoxAzula
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Fly Me to the Moon by DigiFruit reviews
Ino gets into a fight with her parents and runs away from home. She decides to crash at Naruto’s place for the time being, since he’s the only one with a place of his own. Sakura, however, does not approve.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,974 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 192 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto's donkey by Chaotic Brian reviews
Naruto needs money and when he finds out how...Oh crap!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Two Sons Who Are Older Then You WTF! by LightningHunter reviews
I compared your medical results, and it seems you three are very, closely related. In fact, it would seem that Naruto travels into the past, where he sleeps with your mother on different occasions, and she gives birth to you two, Itachi, Sasuke."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U. - Complete
A Mothers Love by maverick9871 reviews
The night Naruto steals the forbidden scroll he learns that not only does he have a mother but also a twin sister. See how this changes the world forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Late by Deathpenguin37 reviews
Will anyone believe what Obito got up to in the super market? His team are sceptical.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Torune, Minato N. - Complete
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Waterfox reviews
After the titan wars Percy is sent to live with the hunter. What will he find there.
Crossover - Naruto & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/6 - Naruko U., Percy J., Hestia
king of the damned reviews
what happens when the king of the damned falls for a snake mistress warning lemon. naruanko/harem also bi naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,690 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Stronger
After a battle with Mummra's forces Wilykat decides he needs to become stronger. So he goes to Panthro for help. M for violance blood and lemon
ThunderCats - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4 - WilyKat, WilyKit
Mother daughter night reviews
Sakura has a plan to seduce the most important person in her life her mother. Lets see how it turns out. lemon oneshot incest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Sakura H., Mebuki H.
Desert lust reviews
what happens when Naruto and Tenten get stuck in a sandstorm. well arn't you reading to find out. lemon oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Naruto U., Tenten
Wedding time fun reviews
A two shot between Jiraiya and Kushina on the day of Kushina's wedding. Warning lemon cheating
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Jiraiya, Kushina U.
KitandKat reviews
Kit and Kat discover their feelings for eachother. warning lemon. one-shot
ThunderCats - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2013 - WilyKat, WilyKit
The fox and the hound reviews
Kyuubi falls for Kiba how will this affect everything eh not even i know that one. yaoi lemon warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Kiba I., Kyuubi/Kurama
shipwrecked reviews
while on a cruise with his family the ship naruto is on is batterd by a sudden huricane. how will they fair. who knows but me. warning lemon and harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Naruto U., Tayuya
The fox and the cat reviews
when the ROOT ANBU come to kill naruto he is forced to flee konaha what will happen lemon warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,129 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.