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Joined 07-24-03, id: 424439

Hiya! First thing about me you should know is that I... am a VAMPIRE! …sorry. WAY too many vampire movies. And also...Vampire movies rock.

I’m also obsessed with animals, especially cats. I have 2 birds, fish, a rat(RIPsugar), a dog, and an iguana.

I JUST GOT 3 BABY RATS! YAY! rats r the best pets ever! ok sorry, hyperactive moment there. Wow its been a while sience i've updated this thing...my ratties are over a year old now 0_o (Cassie, Spotnik, Squirt...you ROCK! ...as evil and troublesome as you three are...)

Update: I took all my stories down beacause I've finally admitted to myself that i am NEVER going to finish them. My inspiration is sitting in the bottom of a hole somewhere :P

That and my muses are useless :P

Talking Cat That Came From The Little World Inside My Head: I need A name...

Me:Oh...shuttup...Maybe there's a reason cats can't talk...Oh, well

TCTCFTLWIMH: My name is now Bob!

Me: Bob?

Bob: Yes, Bob!

Me: Oy...

The Talking Cat That Came From The Little World Inside My Head Also Known As Bob, is now known as AKABOB, exept he can’t say much more at the moment as he was just cryogenicly frozen by MOON (my other muse, don't ask!).

MOON: pokes AKABOBcicle

Hmm...soo...about me...

Naruto and Inuyasha are the best things on the planet.

Buffy, Furuba, Full Metal Alcamist and something i'm probably forgetting also rule.

Pirates of The Caribean two ROCKS! so does the first one for that matter...

And recently i've had a strange obsession with beyblade fanfiction... which is really weird sience i never really liked the show 0_o (only saw 1st season too :P)

Hmm... i think i have been brainwashed... pokes brain with Q-tip I used to hate yaoi...now i'm pretty much a yaoi fangirl 0_o...i scare myself (on a side note: its only good if its written right, not just two random guys that are like hi, we're randomly gay. It just doesnt work. Or when the uke is randomly really girly and OOC.)

Urg...i blame Naruto for this shakes fist angrily It is virtually impossibe NOT to start liking yaoi if you read naruto fanfiction beacause there is such an imbalance of the genders. And most of the girls suck (with the exeption of Temari, who is unconditianally with Shikamaru, so she's taken :P).Hence all the yaoi-ness. It melts my brain. Its good brain meltage though. hmm...drools at GaaLee and SasuNaru... KakaIru just amuses me...

wanders away giggling

things to remember~~~

You can't fall off the floor

There is never anyone online at 2 in the morning. Unless you are the one who is not awake. Then everyone is on. –me, speaking from experience

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Time is precious; waste it wisely.

And last but not least, my motto: I’m quite because I’m plotting to kill you all

PS: If anyone wants to read some actually worthwhile stories, then look on my favorite's lists (esspecially Jade R. Raven's stories)!

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New chance by Hektols reviews
A 10 years old Naruto meets a man who will change his life and the Ninja Nations, but will it be for good? The Yondaime has returned and he is not happy. NaruHina later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 170 - Words: 624,577 - Reviews: 9344 - Favs: 6,486 - Follows: 5,467 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/30/2008 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
※ 回想記の夢 ・ A Memoir of a Dream ※ by Fehize reviews
It came without warning that attack. Whatever was used, a certain sun-kissed blond awoken to a new area, yet, it was not. As sky ocean eyes met another bright pair, life for the teenager sprang anew in nothing but a memoir of a dream... [oyako] [AU]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,825 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,776 - Follows: 2,602 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Dash's Secret by Hopefox reviews
Rainbow Dash is a well-known pegasus mare in Ponyville, but her parents know her as a colt, Sonic Dash. When they come to visit, she must confront both her parents and her friends with the truth of her identity. Will her parents accept her as their daughter instead of their son, and how will her friends handle the secret she has kept from them for so long?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,595 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Rainbow Dash
Save the Kittens! Leon and Cloud's Story by Kareen2006 reviews
Prequel/spinoff to 'Save the Kittens' depicting Leon and Cloud's story from the moment they were both brought into existence to the near present time in the main 'Save the Kittens' story. Their struggles, their history, and most certainly: their love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 334,454 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Correlation by Neiize reviews
Born into a homophobic family, Ray finds himself wandering the streets of New York following his abrupt coming out. After moving in with Tala and Kai, Ray warms up to his hostile surroundings until another secret sends him on the run once more. KaixRay
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,374 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Mou Ichido dake by mikage-aya reviews
Every one died in the final battle against Naraku. Now armed with the Shikon no Tama, Inuyasha made a wish accidentally and changed history. How would he survive in the new yet familiar world that he made for himself?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 69,649 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 9/20/2004 - Inuyasha - Complete
Lethal Lies by BesserwisserForHire reviews
Even when everything around you changes, some things always stay the same. All Rei really wants is one single shred of happiness, but none of them even knows what it looks like. Sequel to Fatal Flaws.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,941 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Bryan
Naruto's Father by Theteacher reviews
The Third steps in for Minato Namikaze when the Kyuubi attacks. One change leaves nothing the same. Follow Naruto unaware of the demon within him and guided down the dark path of the shinobi by his father's light. NarutoxIno
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 119,004 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Jingle Bells by MizzzInfamous reviews
Ray only wants one thing for Christmas RayxBryan
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Ray/Rei K., Bryan
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Sinners by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Criminology student Tala is sent to consult captured sociopath Kai Hiwatari in the hopes of catching another serial killer. Their dangerous relationship is taken to the next level when Kai escapes to pursue Tala. KaiXTala Ch 21 AND 22 up!
Beyblade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 169,648 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
The Taming of the Wolf by MissCloud reviews
Brooklyn wants Tyson, but so does Hilary. And Tyson is only allowed to date when step brother Tala starts to, but being the wild wolf of the high school, most people are afraid of him. Unless... someone is hired? KaiTala TyHil Highschool. COMPLETE
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,101 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Kai H., Tala - Complete
Legendary Tamer 1: Rise of Darkness by Black Knightmon reviews
With the threat of Milleniumon on the rise, the Chosen Ryo and Ken do what they can to try and stop him. However other dark forces seem to have a stake in the battle with the Dark God as well.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 358,400 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Ryo A., Ken I. - Complete
Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi reviews
-HIATUS- Naruto had always wanted a loving family, but it hadn't occurred to him that having one came with its own set of problems. He was trying so hard to love them that he never realized he was hurting them . . .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,899 - Reviews: 4235 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
The Crossover Caper by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It’s the whodunit of the century! All over the anime universe, leading ladies are dying without warning. What are the main male characters going to do? To whom will they turn? And what could possibly motive someone to read this? It's anyone's guess!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
So There's This Guy, Right by WootYaoi reviews
HighSchool fic. Sasuke's POV. Sasuke has a lovehate relationship with a very confused Naruto, Itachi is a wee bit nutty, Sakura's not annoying, Gaara is a perve, Kakashi and Iruka like playing matchmaker and Tenten kicks-a*se. SasuNaru. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,161 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ghost Guardian by CrimsonCat101 reviews
Where was he? What about his wife and son? And why could no one see, feel, or hear him in any way, except this kid? [Yondaime's back!] Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,655 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Minato N., Naruto U.
1000 Miles In 10 Seconds by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Sequel to 'Our First Noel'. Ray survived the Christmas holiday from hell in Japan. Now living with Kai in Russia, he must face the consequences. Chaos is just the beginning... KaixRay, BryanxTala yaoi. COMPLETED
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 98,222 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H. - Complete
There For You by C.Queen reviews
There for each other Ryo and Rika are determined to be together despite street fights, the mob and psycho relations raising hell. With help from their friends they'll protect the DWorld and each other in the insane life of teenagers.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 193,807 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/6/2002 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
Shadows of the Past, Memories for the Future by ThunderStar SolarEclipse reviews
Push back shadows of your past, for they become naught but memories, when you choose to move on, let go, and most importantly, accept . . . Mild yaoi.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 158,284 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
Small Gods by A. L. Anderson reviews
Destiny stalks the tales of man like a shadow on his trail. The battles he fights, the trials he endures, all he was destined to win or to lose. Yet the irony remains thus, Only he who wars against his destiny will be remembered in the end, until the End.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 107,504 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
As the Fire Burns by Reiven reviews
Currently undergoing intense revision.
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,013 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/1/2007 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Tala, Kai H.
Across the Pages by aphinitea reviews
Kai and Rei start a correspondence of letters, and their friendship gets deeper. Do their emotions run deeper than they think, though? KR slash.
Beyblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,514 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Kai H., Ray/Rei K.
On a Leash by Moonlight Shadow4 reviews
(AU)(rated for language)Imagine this from Inuyasha's point of view....you've been turned into a dog. A real, yapping, people-don't-understand-you mutt. What to do when you're in the pound? Enter Kagome and let the story begin....
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 151,056 - Reviews: 2187 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 8/4/2006 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Slipping by Jade Cyclone reviews
Rei and Max are taking a year out of college and are looking for some good jobs New York. What they don't realize is that soon they will find the ones that they've been waiting for, only for Rei, love doesn't come so easy...AU KaiRei TysonMax
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,280 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Ray/Rei K., Kai H.
Neko No Jutsu by GoldenFyre reviews
A jutsu gone wrong lands Sasuke in Naruto's house,as a cat no less and in his new house, he finds himself learning that he never really knew Naruto at all. SasuNaru another Smart!Naruto fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,069 - Reviews: 1606 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Welcome Home by XeroKitty reviews
Short fics and drabbles about the various views of Naruto and Sasuke's relationship. There are both happy and sad stories in here, as well as a final, epic chapter fic in the end. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,217 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tamers Sagas: Crescendo by Narissa reviews
One of the saviors of the world, Rika is having trouble believing that someone or something is attacking the Tamers. Forging a fragile truce with the one she trusts least, Rika must save herself and her friends, while finding some common grounds. Rika/Ryo
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/4/2006 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
A Weekend in the Closet by Butterfly Ishida reviews
Rei and Bryan are trying to keep thier relationship a secert but while they think they're doing a good job, everyone else is figuring it out. BryanRei, KaiTala, many more. This is the 'clean' version btw. The higher rated version is on adultfan . net
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,469 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Ray/Rei K., Bryan
Finding Lost Love by Stargazer9 reviews
After the final tournament, everyone returns home, but Rei finds that he isn't happy in China anymore. Can anyone help him find happiness or will he be alone forever?
Beyblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,996 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Ray/Rei K., Bryan - Complete
The Gryffindor Oracle by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Ever wonder what happened in the days of your favorite Marauders? Well, you're in luck, because the authoress found a stack of old papers going through her attic one day, and incidentally they proved to be the front pages of...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 36,692 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Guilty As Charged by WindeSprite reviews
AU: Inuyasha is in a juvenile reform center for the murder of the prostitute Kikyo, although he pled innocent. Kagome, a stereotypical "good girl", needs many more community service hours before she can graduate, but the only opportunity is at juvy. IK MS
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Rekindling by WindeSprite reviews
[complete] AU - Sango hasn't been involved in a serious relationship ever since high school graduation eight years ago when she and Miroku broke up. Then, one day by chance, she pushes her way into an elevator at work... Rated for language.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,849 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2271 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Digimon: The College Years by The Create Card reviews
Our favorite characters are going to college. It's going to be a long year of fun, excitement, and the unexpected as we look at life in Odaiba University. (Slightly AU. Tamers/02 X-over) APOLOGIES FOR THE DELAY...AGAIN!
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 264,461 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/23/2003 - Published: 3/21/2002
Nobody Tosses a Dwarf by Honesty reviews
An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Gimli, Gimli
Digital Convergences by Vivi-Chan reviews
A crossover of Digimon Tamers/Digimon Adventure 02 - Milleniumon has plans for the Chosen and Tamers - but it has things specially planned for Ken Ichijouji and Ryo Akiyama. Spoilers from Tamers and wonderswan games....
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,493 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/8/2002 - Published: 5/28/2002 - Ken I., Ryo A.