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Author has written 7 stories for Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, and Rosario + Vampire.
An amateur writer of unknown origin.
Please read: As you may have already noticed, I have deleted a number of my stories. The reason behind the deletions is that I no longer had any ideas on how I could further their plots. Though I cannot say for certain, expect the deleted stories to be rewritten in the future once I have finished my other stories and projects. What I can promise you is that there shall be no more deleted stories from this point on.
Carry on. This catch phrase is my stamp of approval. If you find this phrase in one of my reviews, this means I like, or at least am curious about, a story.
Through months of reading and writing, I have come to a singular conclusion about the Rosario Vampire fanfiction section(and yes, I did write Rosario Vampire instead of RosaVamp. Come on, it isn't that long to write or pronounce, even Akihisa Ikeda didn't know that was a thing), if you see an OC, OOC or Gary Stu/Mary Sue story, do what I do and RUN!
No but seriously, I am ashamed to admit it but my first story was OC centered. Thanks to honest reviews from my peers such as guesto, I realized how awful it was and promptly became disgusted with OC centered stories. I then turned my story writing around and tried to write stories both myself and others people could appreciate reading.
The only OC I have been able to accept so far would be Ria Sekitan.
I have seen Common Sense's eulogy posted on many different profiles and have since then decided I would try and resurrect him. Who's with me?
In my short time as an amateur writer, there is one character I have become fascinated with: The Joker. As much as I try to grasp his personality, what would make him tick in certain situations, I find that I keep missing something. So until I figure it out or have finally given up, I will continue to either write about him or insert an OC that resembles him in my stories.
Of course, I should also mention that my favorite anime/manga is Rosario Vampire but I believe that fact to be easy to discern without me having to mention that.
And finally, two more details that I feel should be made known to you, dear readers: The first is that my favorite pairing is the Moka/Tsukune pairing. The second thing is that I am also a fervent advocate of a new type of pairing for the RV universe: Tsukune/the Shuzen daughters, all four of them (or five, depending upon how you view Moka). It is my sincere hope that more stories with those pairings shall emerge in the near future.
But to prove my point, let us compare:
Shuzen Harem vs Canon Harem
Outer Moka: She is part of both so no arguments there.
Inner Moka vs Kurumu: Learn your place or yahoo? I know my place and I vote for the only vampire in existence that would give Alucard a run for his money. And those red slit eyes will put you into a much deeper trance than any Succubus can manage.
Kokoa vs Yukari: I'm not much of a Yukari fan so I'd prefer to see a giant bat mallet being dropped instead of pans. Also, she is just too young for that kind of stuff.
Akua vs Ruby: Both are attractive and I'm sure beasts in the sack but Akua's dark side is a little more extensive than Ruby's, meaning chains and whips can be used outside of the bedroom. Score one for the chick that can walk through matter and rip out your heart without scratching your torso. .
Kahlua vs Mizore: You want a misunderstood stalker girl? I prefer a little more warmth and happiness even if it does come with a dose of crazy and mindless obedience. The way I see it, if either one cries, you'll be feeling the cold embrace of death, wouldn't you rather feel warm before that? Besides, loner girl or social butterfly? I rest my case.
Here's a little something I got a good friend of mine, Phoenix Helix, to do for me.
You can find the details on his profile page:
1. Alucard from Hellsing.
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Since i sleep pretty heavy I'd unknowingly respond "Are you a chick? If not, there's a blood bank down the road cause unless you're a sexy gothic vampire girl you're not sinking your fangs in my neck"
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
"Err...care to join me?" -thinking- 'Please don't hack me to pieces!'
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
"So...you're not homosexual after all...after all this time i was thinking. Light, keep the other girls away from that book!"
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Eat happily while thinking "This is the second most addictive curry I've ever eaten...least i wont turn yellow"
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Think about how cute she is when she's not living up to her title...and make sure to never comment on how little endowed she is compared to her sisters...
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
How bad could it be? being a Prince or even a Duke of the universe must have its perks... wonder if she could introduce me to Yami...
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Err make sure she doesn't cry otherwise they'll soon have more patients and less doctors...
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Misa doesn't make fun of people, more often then not; she just kills them...no wonder Light just doesn't like her.
Number 10 ignored you all the time?
-Mutters- Ghost I'm gonna get you back for this... -AHEM!- Probably just sit in a corner sobbing about how unfair the world is.
You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Well all I'm saying is; I hope this Shephard's a Paragon...
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A swift and painless death if I'm lucky... Not like what she got for my friend Mick for his; for what reason she had him try sticking his head between his legs; I don't wanna know...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
If Moka's around; yank off her Rosario and let her do all the work...if not then I'm pretty much boned unless he's overcome that problem of his.
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction
I don't care what that guy's reaction is; I'M. MARRYING. RUBY!!!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Well as sweet and kind as she is; she'll come up with something...course if we're related should the 6th Question be fact then i hope she's a distant cousin because what I'm thinking would otherwise be a crime...
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
By threatening to kill me... i swear this girls got a screw loose...
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
With Ruby around i'll be too busy with her to be laughing.
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
That's actually a friggin good question! WHY am i thinking of him when i could be thinking of Number 10, 7 or even 8 at a push...
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Tell her to NEVER reveal them; it'd either end up as a scene that would put all x-rated clips on the internet to shame...or make that Manson fella seem mellow in comparison.
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?
She has parents?!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Probably not; Akua suffers from a serious sister complex.
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Nothing, that would end badly...she doesn't break hearts, she just rips em out.
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Again hoping I'm not related...
Number 8 thinks he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
"You're a knockout, a guy would have to be dumb, deaf and blind to not be willing to sell his soul to be with you for just five minutes! -mental note; stop Issa from ordering her to assassinate her boyfriends...-
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
That's gotta be spam! ...Right?
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
"Either he's dead or Kouta's got a rival for her affection...Tsukune stop being a horn dog!"
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Well they've sure got a lot in common... though Alucard's gonna have a lot of work to do involving Akua's sisterly crush on Ura Moka...
Would 2 trust 5?
Depends on what she's being trusted with.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
If its in any private area: he loses his hand...and i throw away the bloodied meat cleaver i used...
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Wouldn't really matter considering He's lived so long already and she's practically a genius in her own right...somewhat
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Something I'd only eat if i had a death wish...
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job
For Lala, i hope its not as a cook... and 9...probably an undertaker; least she'd know she'd always have clients in the form of her victims.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Musubi's quite clueless...and Kahlua's quite clums...oh hell this ain't gonna end well...
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Akua would probably try killing her cause; sure she'd draw Moka...being slaughtered! i swear these two have serious issues...
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Knowing Ruby; something illegal... even Misa'd be taking notes!
1 accidentally kicked 10?
He'd probably kick her hard enough to shatter a typical human's bones to powder but for Ruby...it'd just turn her on... -I love this girl...-
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Something outright bizarre, depends on the author's imagination...should someone be bold enough to step forward...no one?
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Well they'd definitely get every guy's attention while at it for sure...lets just hope someone's not stupid enough to notice Akua's small...
Akua: Small what?
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Well then i just hope she doesn't notice i invited Moka...
7 won the lottery?
She's the daughter of the King of the universe practically!!! what she'd win would be considered pocket change!
8 had quite a big secret?
Kahlua's the sweet kind of girl who sadly cant keep secrets for more then an hour; such an airhead, too bad her mom and dad're a pair of douchebags who made her an assassin...
9 became a singer?
Surprisingly i bet she'd pull it off quite well; they say that a hobby is a good way to curve dark tendencies...
10 got a daughter?
Oh I'm definitely the daddy!
What would 1 think of 2?
How would 3 greet 4?
Not much differently to how Kurumu greets him...only there's no love involved in suffocation
What would 4 envy about 5?
Something perverted...and something he'd futiley deny when he realizes that we authors can write out his dreams...
What dream would 5 have about 6?
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
To somewhat steal a quote from a Miss Konata Izumi: "They're both airheads! and total cutiepies!"
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Lala getting angry? Now THAT i somehow wouldn't wanna find out
Where would 8 meet 9?
On a mission probably... Poor Kahlua.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
She plans to kill me... My Ruby wouldn't let her get away with it!
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Well the promise of torture only excites her...so i don't think he'd have anything to scare her with.
Is 3 gay?
Considering how much Kouta means to her, I'd say that's a HELL NO!
How do you feel right now?
A tad knackered from work so if you'll excuse me I've got an appointment for a massage from Ms Tojo
Tsukune: You're a masseuse now!?
Ruby: -Aloof- Yes...Its a long story; many, many things have happened...
Me: And more is yet to come!
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