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Author has written 7 stories for Maid Sama!, Naruto, Soul Eater, and Kuroshitsuji.

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Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size. First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'. First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.) Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: a) be female b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines. --Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). --Whenever there is a headwind, a Male character will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: a) The Hero/Leader b) His girlfriend c) His Best Friend/Rival d) A Hulking Brute e) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: --Extreme Coolness --Amazing intelligence --Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice. First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get. First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relative

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Ready or Not, Here I Come by TheCorpseGarden reviews
When she told him she would be his, she sold her life, her soul, and her body to him. He loved how utterly submissive she was. Perhaps that was why Jashin had chosen her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,337 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hidan, OC, Jashin
We Found Love by Tomato Paste reviews
Eren and Armin have some fun. PWP
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23
Russia, Oh Russia(Let me Help you) by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
He is Russia. His name is Ivan Braginski. They think he is insane. They are right. But they don't know how much he suffers. How much he wants to be loved, to be saved. What he doesn't know, is that he has friends. Sweden just wanted to help, he didn't know that he would be sucked this far into this 'game'. Uke!Russia. Uke!Sweden.(Sweden in ch16 up)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,317 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - [Germany, Russia] [Greece, Sweden] - Complete
Lord Daddy by Madness For Sale reviews
Unforseen circumstances force Voldemort to bring Harry back to Riddle Manor with him on the night of October 31, 1981, after trying to kill him. How are our favourite Dark Lord and his followers going to deal with taking care of a baby?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,741 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hockey Game Bets by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
"Wait, you remember the bet right? Since this is a match between Russia and Sweden, if the team looses then me or Germany, gets to tell the losing team to do something. Then the winning team, gets to tell their lover to do whatever they ask." Main!EngSwe, Minor!GerRus
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - [England/Britain, Sweden] [Germany, Russia] - Complete
Morning? by ArrancarGirl6464 reviews
DeiTobi! Enjoy (DONT LIKE? DON'T READ!) Rated M for a Reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
Unreadable by TheWindAlchemist reviews
College is all about sex and parties. This story starts out with sex. And a party. But what happens at the party will decide the rest of the story. SasoHina Lemons, DeiTobi Fluff
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sasori, Hinata H., Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Imprisonment by GoodMorningFlower reviews
Itachi's dpression sends him over the edge and worried, desperate parents send him to the pet shop to find a friend to cheer him up. Little does he know that he could find the pet of his dreams. ItaNaru YAOI! Don't like, don't read. ADOPTED IDEA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,440 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sasunaru by yaoindsakurapetals reviews
Story has been ADOPTED! More info on recent update.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,823 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Kiss to Love by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
It started with a kiss during 7 minutes of heaven. Then it turned into so much more. Eng/Swe. Bottom!Sweden.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [England/Britain, Sweden] - Complete
A Change of Paces by lunar locket reviews
Riri is a young orphan, an outcast, as she puts it. With little knowledge of where she came from and who her family is. Then a boy claiming to be her cousin to take her away comes and she slowly lets down her walls, and opens up to the longing for family. Ciel x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,106 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Ciel P., OC
The Fate Of Lovers by lunar locket reviews
I'm am going to try doing a one-shot. I wrote a yaoi, it is basically a love story. I do not wish for you to read it if you are only going to make disgusting assumptions due to it being yaoi. Is rated T for a little swearing as well as character death. For my best friend
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 2/28/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Dance With Me by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
An after party for a drunk Sasuke and a sober Lee. Lee knew it was wrong but he couldn't help it. What will happen afterwards? SasuLee, GiftFic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Lee R., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Save Your Sorrow by FlippedOutFlippy reviews
Lee and Gaara had met before, when they were children. Lee didn't know that he signed his life away the moment he spoke kindly to the red head. GaaLee. Cover by KakaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,804 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/1/2011 - [Gaara, Lee R.] - Complete
Psycho Days! Let The Games Begin! by 1Zara-Uchiha1 reviews
A sequel - 'Chibi Days! Let The Random Begin' Who the hell knew the Akatsuki would remember Carmen and Luna? After all of Carmen's bitching and rude comments, the Akatsuki finally get their go at being hell's messengers. Let us all pray for Carmen's life, the shit she put the Akatsuki, they finally get their go. (midgets). After all, payback is a bitch. OC love! M for Ken and Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,914 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Hidan, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki, OC
You're Mine Now by CeeBoo reviews
An all out war between the angels and demons break out after the angel princess, Konan is kidnapped. On the night of the attack on the demon's castle, Deidara wanders into the castle to find Konan. But accidentally stumbles upon the prince's chambers. He soon finds himself to be the prince's new 'pet! Rated MA. Pein/Konan side pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Pain/Pein, Konan
Ultimate Uke Union by flclinutri reviews
A union of ukes have banded together to discuss their dilemmas togther and support each other in their love adventures. Their semes are seemingly oblivious. SasuNaru, ShinoKiba, NejiShika, GaaLee, ZabuHaku, KakaItaIru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Whispers In The Dark by The Orgasmic Uke reviews
Once upon a time there was the town of Trost. And within this town they had one rule and one rule only. Never, under any circumstances, go into the forest. Too bad Armin didn't even have the chance to listen... AU. Eremin. Rated M for future chapters.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,660 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [Armin A., Eren Y.] [Bertolt H., Reiner B.] - Complete
Three Stripes and a Black Wing by askle reviews
Short drabbles in times I get frustrated over my real stories. This one is for the pairing KidxChrona from Soul Eater. Please enjoy. M for safety.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,478 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Crona, Death The Kid
Chibi Days! Let the random begin! by 1Zara-Uchiha1 reviews
Where the Akatsuki get hit with a unknown jutsu sending them to another world. Sadly Carmen and Luna have to look after them till they find a way back. Many events happen which drive the Akatsuki to their limits. How will the Head Prefect deal with a group of super S-Ranked Ninja-villains in her house? ALSO NEVER GIVE TOBI SUGAR AND HIDAN A STOVE! Hidan x Oc x Deidara. COMPLETED XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,547 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Deidara, Hidan, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Deadman Descent by Kiran-sama reviews
((Mpreg Yaoi tale with SenjixGanta)) Ganta and his beloved Senji are in for a shocker: Ganta is expecting! But how could a child possibly be raised within a cesspool such as Deadman Wonderland? And it turns out that the two lovebirds aren't the only ones excited for the baby...
Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,996 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Ganta I./Woodpecker, Senji K./Crow
The Unexpected Love by nagatokun reviews
A HidaPein love story, when Pein and Hidan almost accidentally kiss when Hidan first joins, things really start to get crazy between the baka and the leader. Will there be love between these two or hate? Rated M for lemon. Gets more serious and dark in later chapters. Currently redoing older chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein
Hanabi by DreamAngel2713 reviews
A cute one-shot about the Night that Amu agrees to sneak out of her house to meet with Ikuto, who claims he has something that he wants her to see! *I just love Shugo Chara and especially Ikuto and Amu so I had to write at least one FanFic with them:)* Rated T, Enjoy! Amu/Ikuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Amu H., Ikuto T. - Complete
Shades of Crimson by Onileo reviews
A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,011 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Kimiko Chaos by crystalfox127 reviews
Konan's younger sister is wreaking havoc all over the place. And who has to suffer? Anyone that is sane, of coarse! "DIE, ACORN!" "Kimiko...NO! We do NOT hit little girls! Leave Chicken-ass alone!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,875 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Akatsuki, Konan
Helpless by Biscuit15 reviews
Tobi's life was almost ended before Zetsu came along. With Zetsu helping him and taking him in as a subordinate, Tobi soon meets Deidara. Will Deidara love Tobi the way he loves Deidara? Onesided Zetsu/Tobi Deidara/Tobi Lemon in future chapers,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Akatsuki in my House by Gone-15535 reviews
"So you meet a senile old lady who gives you a star-shaped diamond and when you get home it randomly explodes, makes a portal and sucks us in, transporting us here, yeah? Did I get that right?" - "Y-yes." - "You think we're stupid, yeah?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 166,810 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakashi H. - Complete
Elements ON HOLD by The Spade Queen reviews
when sent to another dimension, the akatsuki are found by 5 extraordinary girls. they embark on an adventure to keep their sanity *bad at summaries* *Rewriting*
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Akatsuki
Hidan-hime by alyssa-kaye reviews
Just a quick one-shot for my friend. She's a rabid Hidan-lover What happens when she calls Hidan by the wrong name? This is a complete lemon story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Hidan
Tears of Pearls by sweet-and-simple reviews
In the years of Gaia, the world was split into four corners. The East, the West, the South, and the North. In the West, there were the Islands of Beasts, and foreigners were brought there to be either a slave or a mate. Lee and his bonded sister Hinata are brought in from the East to be mates. Nothing will ever be the same again. AU SasuLee NaruHina mention of mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,739 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Lee R. - Complete
Happy Birthday Kakashi by Incongruous Legume reviews
First chapter is fluffy Second chapter is full on smut ;3 KakaObi GRAPHIC YAOI BOYxBOY DON'T LIKE DON'T READ
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Kakashi H., Torune
Cuddle by Sarianah Shadowfiend reviews
Hidan x Oc One-shot. Sarianah has trouble with Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Hidan Meets Slenderman by XAnimeXFreakXForeverX reviews
What happens if your foul mouth Akatsuki member, Hidan, met the mythical Slenderman? Rated M For Hidan. XD
Crossover - Naruto & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Hidan - Complete
The Haunted Awakening by VikiVamp reviews
Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuga are two best friends both of the age of 18 who both find the cursed house who everyone says is 'haunted'. They both find themselves wanting to see if it is true, though it turns out to be not haunted, but home of the two most handsome vampires in the land who both have their eyes set on the two girls. Strong SasoSaku and DeiHina, Dark Fic. Lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Thank You Kiss by twinfools.alike reviews
Cute Fluffy Yaoi with Hidan and Tobi. Deidara is being a mean to Tobi and Hidan comes to help. Hidan x Tobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Revenge Really Is Sweet by NoodleRamen reviews
Hidan has dug himself up and has decided to get revenge on Shikamaru. That was his plan anyway. Rated M for Hidan, Please read and enjoy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Shikamaru N., Hidan - Complete
Kinzoku by aubrey809 reviews
Naruto is a boy to kill for. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Nursery Rhymes for the Damned by Annacat101 reviews
Exactly as the title says, a series of one-shots that contain bastardized and personalized nursery rhymes for a multitude of characters, so far including Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Itachi, Ino, Shino, Tsunade, Kyuubi, Gaara, Lee, Iruka, and ?. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,902 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Curiousity by Ryu Pendragon reviews
Itachi tells Sasuke the truth about the Uchiha massacre during their fight. They both come back to the village and are pardoned. Itachi satisfies his curiosity about a certain kitsune. ItaNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Adorable by XliveXloveXlearnX399 reviews
There was only so much Yukio could take. YukioxRin Warning:Incest, yaoi!
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,185 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Gorgeous Nightmare by An Insane Nobody reviews
Why does Gaara feel this way? How can Lee be such a gorgeous nightmare? Songfic GaaLee Lemon tease
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Summer and Sunflowers by sweet-and-simple reviews
Ivan didn't want to bring it up. He didn't want to remember. All he wanted was his Matvey. RusCan Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Unmasked by Secret170193 reviews
Deidara's sick of it, he must know what's under that mask. Tobi's having none of it. As Deidara goes to greater and greater lengths to get Tobi to show himself, will he discover something he thought he'd never find? M rated for rape.DeiXTobi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,787 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Beautiful SasuNaru Story by NaruSasuGIVZmeBoners reviews
really. the most beautiful amazing sasunaru fanfic you will ever read in your life. :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Measured by deathskeith reviews
Request fic. Such a burning that has never before befelt an Uchiha...I will make him mine. ITANARU. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,470 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete
Entwined by Tsuki-the-moon reviews
Deidara and tobi has just finished their mission and is coming back to their when Deidara takes an unexpected turn. Who'd have thought that a small fun explosion could turn to a love story? WARNING! includes Yaoi, BoyxBoy! DEITOBI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
I'm Gonna Die by sweet-and-simple reviews
What happens when Lee is drunk is something completely different from what happens when Gaara gets drunk. With Lee, Gaara's life is on the line. With Gaara, Lee's ass is in danger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Witches Blog by SweetAngel1013 reviews
Hello. This is a blog for Witches. If there is such a thing.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010
It's Nagato by chuppa chupsz reviews
Konan doesn't realize that this him trapped in Yahiko's body... M for a reason lemonlemonlemon Peinhina Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Pain/Pein, Hinata H. - Complete
Queen of Pein by chuppa chupsz reviews
M-Oneshot - Peinhina - She is fed up with being belittled, he needs someone strong enough to make it ... LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Pain/Pein, Hinata H. - Complete
I Just Don't Understand by flaafo reviews
Some multi-chapter TobiDei/DeiTobi story loosely following the actual Naruto plot. Ohmigawd, shocking. Also title change isn't that lovely? Oh BTW I finally got the chapter up that required this story to be mature. Enjoy, pervs. ;D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,893 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi
Not All the Dreams are Illusions by Cathielle reviews
Don't you think it's scandalous to watch one very sticky popsickle claim to itself all the skin of one poor Deidara? Itachi does, and just so his hands also get stuck to the stunning blonde. Protective only, he is, ofc; sultry ITA/DEI slash, go review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Revenge by BlueKitten6 reviews
Naruto witnessed something, goes to the training ground to think and gets a visitor. ItaNaru, implied SasuNaru, implied SasuSaku. Could become multichap, let me know what you want. Anal
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,836 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Prison by xxYaoiPrincessxx reviews
After being sent to jail for blowing up Tokyo Tower, Deidara is sent to prison where he shares a cell with Itachi. Did I forget to mention Itachi has a thing for blondes? Rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Country Mouse by sweet-and-simple reviews
A set of drabbles centered around the uke country boy, Lee, and seme city boy, Gaara. This is their love and friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,779 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
DADDY LEFT US by colinamilly reviews
Desperate to earn a living for his two sons, and alone, Naruto is forced to put his sons into care for only a week to get a job. the children are adopted by uchiha itachi. but why do they look exactly like him? and naruto? Ita/naru. Mpreg. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,723 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
How We Find Love by WhirledPeace reviews
It's strange how we find the ones who truly love. Pein, in anger and hate, ends up with the one who truly loves him. Like this story, it was only intended to be a one-time thing. PeinZet PeinKonan MadaraKonan Yaoi lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Pain/Pein, Zetsu
Perfect Pet by shadowofgaara reviews
Shino is lonely and wishes for a pet, a companion. However he also wants Kiba's love...why not roll the two together into one? ShinoKiba WARNING: There is a sexual scene *not full lemon* M for a reason. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Shino A., Kiba I. - Complete
Spellbound by Gigicerisier reviews
Another SasoSaku random smutty fanfic for SasoSaku lovers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
SasuNaru Smut PWP by Nyru reviews
Porn without plot. SASUNARU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Detention by XxTommyTwoTotsxX reviews
Konan is an all A student thus causing her to teach detention. She is suddenly surrounded by 6 toddlers, and 1 teen. What will happen if she develops feelings for the teen. What if he returns the emotion. KonanPein slight Deitobi Kakuhidan Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Sculpting for Dummies by demonrubberducky reviews
chap. 362 spoilers Deidara finds himself in trouble, and it's up to Tobi to come to his rescue. Just how far is he willing to go for his sempai, especially when Deidara doesn't want to be saved? TobiDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 95,977 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Death Of Two Equals You ItachixTobi Yaoi by xItachixYaoix reviews
Sasori and Deidara had died, now guess who whats Tobi? Lemon/Rape warning Note:sorry for out of character and grammer mistakes,forgot to edit. Also if you guys really like the story i'll write a 2nd chapter, just tell me in a review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
A GaaraLee story by Neo- kun reviews
rated M for yaoi boyXboy and rape in later chapters Is GaaraXLee meaning Gaara seme Lee uke. I dont care If you don't like it this way... not so good with summarys so read to find out .
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Dance With the Devil by Su Zu Ali reviews
Say goodbye, As we dance with the devil tonight. Don't you dare look at him in the eye, as we dance with the devil tonight. ItaKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kakashi Unmasked by xtranew reviews
A chance encounter after a botched up mission leads to a series of unforeseen consequences. MPreg, ItaKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Itachi U.
Living With Gills by OrangeSensei reviews
Kisame seems troubled and Kakuzu is not a big help... perhaps Itachi... Kisame x Kakuzu, Itachi x Kisame, PWP, OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Sex Lessons by Redroseprincess678 reviews
GaaLee SasuNaru KakaIru mentions of JirOro Lee doesn’t know what to do. Gaara wants to have sex, but poor young romanticist Lee is a total virgin! Mating season is also coming around for the demon holders, what will Lee do?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 46 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Gaara, Lee R.
Teach Me by sharingank reviews
Tobi is a very eager student, though he hasn't quite grasped the fact that Deidara is an unwilling teacher. DeiTobi oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
Possession by kawaiichiisaikitsune reviews
Gaara is possessive... [GaaLee]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Decimation by Reigning Fyre reviews
Gaara is thinking of Lee yet again. The head of a demon. Yaoi implied, GaaraxLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
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The friendship between Hidan the jashinist and Midori the psycopath reviews
Hidan has been underground for about a month, and is getting sick of it. Until one day, a thirteen-year old artistic psychopath named Midori undigs him, hoping for bones and rotting flesh, and ehhh... And wait-Isn't Kakuzu supposed to be dead? Thus starting the friendship between a jashinist and psychopath. Sorry for the weird cover, couldn't help myself. TOBBIIIIIIII !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Flutter high, Butter Shy! reviews
Violet is a shy, kind, timid, quiet girl. When she move to Japan and sees right through Aoi's disguise Her dad is a cross dresser and brings many guys home, so she can tell if someone is a girl or not . So, he black mails her and lovey dovey things start to happen. Oh this is so horrible! *sits in emo corner*
Maid Sama! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Aoi H.
The Witches of England reviews
The summer days in England were gloomy and stormy, and at the Phatomhive manor, it was even gloomier. But one knock at the door changed it all... MY FIRST CROSS-OVER!
Crossover - Soul Eater & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Eruka Frog, Mizune, Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Beautiful Bead Snake chapter 3 reviews
So Miku runs off into the forest and meets this cat and this boy. Will this pair be Miku's first friends?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Akatsuki
Blck Hearts reviews
Magic Weapon Sinister was the closet person to become the kishin, until her witch mother Haden is killed, she is kidnapped my Archnephobia. Then her,witch Angela, and child hood friend Beautrix are kidnapped by DWMA! This cover is so BOSS! CHRONA! P.S- Chrona is boy in this fanfiction IN THE PROCESS OF REVIVSING AND UPDATING!
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Angela L., Crona
Beautiful Bead Snake chapter 2
This is chapter two. Miku finds out that she had eaten her father and she runs into the forest and meets someone special.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Akatsuki
Beautiful Bead snake reviews
JUST READ THE DANG STORY! THE SUMMARY IS INSIDE IT! DISCONTINUIED! Read the revivesed version called Beautiful Bead snake reborn
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete