Hello my children! My name's Eliza :) But sometimes my friend Sarah likes to come on. That would be me :D

I'm 14 & love South Park & Degrassi

I'm 14 & love South Park & Total Drama series

I like Kyle/Cartman, Craig/Tweek, Stan/Wendy, Cartman/Wendy, Kenny/Butters, Kenny/Stan, Damien/Pip, Craig/Kenny, Gregory/Christophe & Butters/Cartman

I like Stan/Kyle, Kyle/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Craig/Kenny & Kyle/Christophe

Try not to get creeped out by my awesomeness. If I feel I have something in common with you, I PM you :D it's not weird! Is it..? O.o oh well..

Yep.. it's weird all right. Can you stop commenting on everything? No one asked for your opinions.

1. Stan

2. Kyle

3. Cartman

4. Kenny

5. Butters

6. Craig

7. Tweek

8. Clyde

9. Wendy

10. Pip

11. Damien

12. Token

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does three(Cartman) do?

He's probably the one that lit it on fire.

Number four(Kenny) announces he's going to marry number 5(butters) tomorrow. What do you do?

Party because bunny be goin' down, bitchesss.!

Number two(Kyle) walks in on you in the shower?

I'd yank him in the shower ;D

Number ten finally confesses to be apart of you family. (Pip)

I'm not British though O_O

Number six walks in on you in the shower. (Craig)

Tell him to gtfo and flip him off, duh. xD

Number three wakes you up in the middle of the night. What do you do? (Cartman)

Tell him to go away xD

Number seven cooks you dinner? (Tweek)

Erm thanks Tweek!

Number two goes to the hospital somehow?(Kyle)

OHNOKYLE!! -runs to the hospital-:o

Number one is lying next to you on the beach sleeping? (Stan)

Kick some sand on him and run away xD

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarressed. What does five do? (Butters)

Say, "That's not a good idea feller."

Number six is talking about your friends?

I don't really think Craig would care enough to talk about them anyways.

Two serial killers are hunting you down what will eight do? (Clyde)

Cry.

It's your birthday. What does one get you? (Stan)

Like, a stuffed animal or some shit. xD

You just got dumped. How will six cheer you up? (Craig)

Like he'd care xD

You can't stop laughing. What does five do? (Butters)

Laugh along xD

You're about to marry nine(Wendy) what's seven(Tweak)'s reaction?

Gah! W-When did you turn lesbian?!

Number four is all you ever dream about. Why? (Kenny)

Finally a question makes sense. Cause dude, he's beautiful.

Ten(Pip) tells you his deep love for nine(Wendy)?

Stan's not gonna be too happy about that...

You're dating ten(Clyde) and he introduces you to his family. Do you get along?

Sure, I guess they're normal.

You got a new haircut and nine(Wendy) can't stop looking at you. Thoughts?

Don't worry Wendy, it's okay to be jealous xD

Could three(Cartman) and four (Kenny) ever kiss?

I guess, with the help of their friend Al Cohol xD

Seven(Tweek) is a player breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Tweek? Breaking hearts? ...

Three(Cartman) is upset because they think they'll never get a girlfriend. What do you do?

Because I'm such a good person, give him advice to stop being like an asshole to all the ladies.

You spot four and eight kissing (Kenny/Clyde) what do you do?

I'm just gonna keep walking cause that's too weird bro.

Five(Butters) sends you an email about confessing their love for you. Reaction?

Aww Butters !

Ten(Pip) and one(Stan) have been in a hotel room for more than 3 hours. What are you thinking?

I'm gonna go in that room and see wtf they're doing.

Could two(Kyle) and six(Craig) be soulmates?

Judging by all the Cryle stories, I can tell people want them to be xD

Would seven(Tweak) trust five(Butters)?

Everyone trusts Butters dude.

Four(Kenny) is bored and pokes ten(Pip) what does ten do?

Ask what he wants?

Nine(Wendy) and six(Craig) are forced to go to school together. What class do they pick?

Dude I have no fricken clue.

One(Stan) and three(Cartman) apply for a job. What job?

McDonalds xD

Five(Butters) gives two(Kyle) a haircut. Is that okay?

Psh no, he'll mess up his perfect little jewfro !

Ten(Pip) sketches what eight(Clyde)'s perfect girlfriend will look like. Will Clyde be happy?

Yeah sure, Pip looks like he can be a good drawer I guess.

Three(Cartman) and seven(Tweak) are blushing while they talk. What are they saying?

Who knows, man? Who even knows...

Nine(Wendy) accidently kicked four(Kenny) what does Kenny do?

I don't even think he'll care.

Ten(Pip) sent a text to their girlfriend but six(Craig) got it by mistake. What does Craig do?

Text back Wtf? Then ignore it.

Ten(Pip) wins the lottery?

Hooray for Pip.

Eight(Clyde) notices he's not invited to your birthday party?

He'd probably cry but that'd never happen Clyde!:D I'll invite him!

Seven(Tweak) has a big secret?

he'd probably blurt it out.

Two(Kyle) became a singer?

Aww Kyle's got a little angelic voice, I'd come to his concerts :D

One(Stan) got a daughter?

He'd make a great father :)

What does four(Kenny) think of five(Butters)?

"He's so cute and innocent.. Lemme change that" xD

How would ten(Pip) greet two(Kyle)?

"Ello ol' chap!"

What would four(Kenny) envy about seven(Tweak)?

Nothing.. Except maybe cause Tweak's parents are nice or something. Aw, Kenny.

What dream would two(Kyle) have about six(Craig)?

Hmmmm..;)

What do five(Butters) and three(Cartman) have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What would make nine(Wendy) angry at eight(Clyde)?

Everything bro, that girl gets mad at anything.

Where would Eight(Clyde) meet ten(Pip)?

School..

What would one(Stan) never dare tell Cartman(three)?

If he secretly liked Kyle xD or any secret really..

What would make two(Kyle) scared of seven(Tweak)?

If he had a spaz attack.

Is six(Craig) gay?

Y'know I hope so. then we can get some Creek goin' on..(;

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Craig/Damian)

No, my friend, I never have. Although, they are similar to eachother. So yeah, I'm down.

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Kenny)

Yes. Very.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Token, Clyde)

Then I'd be like "Holy cow. Clyde is a female." xD

Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Wendy)

Yes lol I read about her with Stan, her with Kyle, her with Cartman, and one with her and Bebe O.o but only very few have her as the only main character...

Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Kyle/Craig)

Y'know, I'm actually reading a Cryle fic as we speak xD I can see it being good, I guess :P

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Butters/Wendy, Butters/Pip)

Umm well either could work. I mean, I can see Butters being gay and being with Pip, maybe that's a little more realistic than Wendy going for him. I dunno, man..

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Tweek walked in on Kyle/Token)

Tweek would be like "OH JESUS!" And be mentally scarred. As for Kyle and Token, I don't see that happening unless ALOT of alcohol was involved. xD

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic (Cartman/Pip)

Cartman and Pip have been assigned to do a History project together. How will things work out? (Yikes...)

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Stan/Clyde)

Yeah I think I've seen one in my lifetime.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Tweek/Token)

Umm maybe Tweek could be like, freaking out and only Token's there to help him?

As for title, I dunno! It's too much pressure! xD

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Kenny/Stan)

Kenny's hooked up with everyone in the school except his three best friends. Him and Cartman make a bet that he can't do Stan. So he like seduces him and stuff xD I-I dunno.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (Cartman)

The hell is a 'het'..?

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Damien)

Umm I dunno what my friends do in their spare time? All my friends don't normally watch South Park anyways -_- But I know I drew Damien once :P (Him/Pip xD)

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Kyle/Kenny/Butters)

Duuuude that's like, THE ultimate three-some!! xD My friends don't write South Park, but I would totes write Kyle/Kenny/Butters if I can grasp a good plot xD

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Pip)

Great passion...? O.o is that as wrong as I think it is?

I dunno maybe something like "Oh, heavens!" Or some shtuff like that? xD

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Clyde)

Umm... I dunno xD I'm gonna put my iPod on shuffle and see what my iPod thinks... It says Some Nights by Fun... Mkay den, whatever you say iPod xD

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Stan/Craig/Token)

Warning: This fic contains language, and violence. :P

What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Pip, Kyle)

Hmm.. -googles pick up lines to use on red-heads xD- Red on the head, fire in the bed... WHAT?! xD

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Butters)

Umm probably when I was reading a fic about Kenny/Butters yesterday.

What is Six's super-secret kink? (Craig)

Umm... I dunno man maybe something to do with his middle finger? xD -Thinks about that-... Oh God..

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Damian, Wendy)

Most likely sober. :D

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Cartman, Tweek)

Uhmm I'd picture Cartman. Oh God. -Erases the picture from memory- Ah, that's better xD

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.

(Stan and Tweek are in a happy relationship until Tweek runs off with Kenny. Stan, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Damian and a break unhappy affair with Token, then follows the wise advice of Butters and finds true love with Cartman)

Wtf did everyone go on crack or something???

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Tweek/Clyde)

umm that wouldn't be too weird..

Count: 4

Stan: [ ] You're the normal kid [X] You have an older sister [ ]You often puke [X] You have a poofball hat [ ] One of your parents is a geologist [X] Your dad can be really stupid/stubborn [ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend [X] You have a lot of talents

Count: 4

Kyle: [ ] You're Jewish [X] You own an ushanka (My grandma bought we one a long time ago.) [ ] You have an adopted sibling [x] You easily get mad [ ] Your hair is curly [ ] You're diabetic [x] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors [X] One of your parents is a lawyer

Count: 1

Cartman: [ ] You're fat/big-boned [ ] You get made fun of because of your body weight [ ] People make fat jokes about you [X] You eat a lot of junk food [ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler [ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls [ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars [ ] You have a single mother for a reason

Count: 4

Kenny: [X] You hide your face (when I can ) [X] You're quiet [ ] You love boobies [X] You're such a pervert with a dirty mind (not that bad, I just interperate things the wrong way sometimes xD) [ ] You have cheesed before [ ] You're poor [X ] Your parents fight all the time [ ] You beg for money

Count: 4

Butters: [ ] You often get called "gay" [X] You get grounded all the time(Its annoying) [ ] You don't have a lot of hair [ ] You've seen your parents naked before [X] You have a fatass friend [X] You're not that popular at school [ ] You dance [X] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex

Count: 6

Craig: [X] You flip people off (sometimes lol) [ ] You're one of the cool kids at school (I'm at a new school now, so I can no longer check that off D:) [X] You've gotten ripped off before [X] You think you're cool (haha) [X] Most of the time you're not happy (indifferent I'd say...) [ X] You don't participate in anything you think sucks [X] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy [ ] Your last name starts with a T [ ] You like things nice and boring

Count: 4

Clyde: [ ] You're attractive (I know I'm pretty, wouldn't really call myself attractive.) [X] You love tacos [ ] Girls/Guys love you [ ] You love parties [X] Your friends are mean to other people [X] Your hair is messy at sometimes [X] You often wear red and/or blue [ ] You look at Playboy Magazines

Counts: 3

Token: [ ] You're African American [ ] You're rich ( I hate this question)[ ] Anything racist gets you mad [X] You're a nice guy/girl (sometimes...) [ ] You wear purple and yellow [ X] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black" [ ] You live in a big house [X ] You've kicked a fat kid before

Count: 3

Wendy: [ ] You're a Straight A Student [ ] You're a feminist [ ] You have a cute boyfriend/girlfriend [X ] You fall in love with other boys/girls [ ] You get called a "hoe" [ X] You get mad easily at things against you [ ] School is fun to you [X] You're a bitch (only to people who are bitchy to me :P)

Count: 1

Bebe: [ ] Your hair is blonde [ ] You love boys/girls with hot asses [ ] Your boyfriend/girlfriend is the eye candy [ ] You are/were a head/regular cheerleader [ X] You like playing Truth or Dare [ ] You love girl talk [ ] You think your boobs are too big for your age [ ] You're part of a Secret Committee

Count: 4

Red: [ ] You have straight red hair [ X] You wear violet [X] You can be a total bitch at some times [X ] You love talking on the phone [X ] You get called by your nickname [ ] When your parents are gone, you invite people over [ ] You have fallen in love with the eye candy [ ] You talk only to your friends

Count: 6

Tweek: [X] You get frightened easily [X ] You drink coffee [X ] You tend to twitch [ X] You see things that other people do not (No one believes me!) [X ] Your hair is usually messy [X] Your parents aren't helpful [ ] Your clothes are messy/ placed incorrectly without your notice [ ] You stutter

Apparently I'm half Craig, half Tweek. Super. xD

I found this quote on IChangedMyNameAgain's profile and almost died from laughter, which I do all the time xD

"Now I for one think that evolution is a bunch of bull crap... But I've been told I have to teach it anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And one day, a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies. And then one day, retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's... mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this, retard frog squirrel. And then that had a retard baby, that was a monkey fish frog. And then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, congratulations." - Mr. Garrison

I believe in God, but I also think there's some truth to Evolution. Oh no. Am I going to Hell now? Because I still believe on God but.. Gah! .

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And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (some scary stuff right there xD)

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Have got up early for school/work and realized you didn't have to go that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I have done 82/100 stupid things. xD

Rest in peace DuncanxCourtney... You will be greatly missed. Let us hope that one day you will return to us, brighter better and more in love than ever before. The love between you two, the unlikely pair of the delinquent and the preppy, lives on in our hearts. It lives on in our stories. It lives on in our fanart. It lives on in Camp Wawanakwa. It lives on in your wooden skull...

Don't let their love die. Copy and paste this on your profile if you will miss the fantastic pairing of Duncan and Courtney, the best of the best.(sniff sniff)

R.I.P Campbell Saunders.

Degrassi.