Mary James
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Joined 07-24-03, id: 424609, Profile Updated: 09-29-08
Author has written 38 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Star Wars, RENT, Good Omens, Pirates of the Caribbean, High School Musical, Band of Brothers, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Rome.

Thought I'd update this a bit...
I'm a junior at Ohio University, Athens. I'm also currently an English major, which I finally settled on last year. I write a little bit of everything, slash and het., whatever I'm feeling at the moment, and my favorite pairings are pretty much expressed in what I've written. I tend to find something I like and then obsess about it, like the giant fangirl I am. Lately it's been Hermione/George fics dealing with the aftermath of the war. Most of what I write is from the Harry Potter fandom, but I do tend to drift back to Good Omens occasionally. Almost all of what I write are one-shots or a couple installments with very short chapters. Sorry. :( And you're welcome to head over to my LJ if you so desire, you'll probably find more info there than I can give you here.
http://lieutenant_sid.livejournal.com

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George & Hermione Drabble Challenges by Winter Ashby reviews
George & Hermione Drabbles from grangertwins100 LiveJournal community. Each chapter has a different prompt. Collection of oneshots, not a fic. They range from K to M. Check each chapter for ratings. Add to alert so you don't miss updates!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 9/19/2007 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
Connected by rainbowishprincess reviews
Why are there two of you, Daddy..' The day comes where George tells his son about his uncle. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - George W., OC - Complete
An Evening of Smoke by Alexandria de Loraine reviews
Just a one-shot bit of Hermione x Remus sexiness. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Mary Sue Creations by The Akai-Sakura reviews
A company who makes Mary Sues screws up on their latest ‘Sue and creates… a Tolkien nerd and a freak! What kind of strange ‘Sue is this? T for obvious reasons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,970 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 11/8/2003
Like This by Gilded Muse reviews
Oneshot. Mark and Roger need each other like this. MarkRoger.
RENT - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Mark C., Roger D. - Complete
The Very Secret LiveJournals by Arrmaitee reviews
NEW CH 8! SLASH, PARODY! These raunchy journals expose the burning secrets of Hogwarts' students & staff! Warning: contains excessive references to Harry’s eyes, Draco’s cherry, cold showers, kinky leather goodies, and a virgin sacrifice for Uncle Voldie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,593 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/13/2005 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Very Mary Sequel by The Noble Platypus reviews
[Chapter 19 up] Sequel to Mary-Sue Mockfest 2003! Celestina is up to her old tricks; this time sending OOC Legolas to Randi's university! How will she handle this unfortunate development? What will her poor roommate do?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,686 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/10/2004
Hurt by LMG reviews
{COMPLETE} I can’t do this anymore. It hurts too much. My mind is so messed up that there seems to be no recourse but to stop thinking at all. But it hurts to do that, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Loupseule by gudrina reviews
Alone in his apartment he looked at the wooden box of letters under the bucket of dirty water dripping from the skylight.Between the fall of Voldemort and Sirius' return,Remus loss and strength in these descriptive short chapters and flashbacks.Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Pretty Little Entanglements by GoGoTorturegirlYeah reviews
Lily-Rose looks back on the matters at hand… her sister is now ill, and a dispute had broken off with Merry and Pippin. How will things go from hereon? CHAPTER 8 FINALLY UP! YEAH! R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,026 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Food For Thought by GoGoTorturegirlYeah reviews
MerryPippin fluff. Pippin brings massacre into the kitchen while attempting dessert. Merry brings in his share of catastrophe, by, well... attempting Pippin. ;D UPDATED! dedicated to NeverSayDie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Day after Valentine's Day by Heart of Ice Soul of Stone reviews
Why Fred likes the day after Valentine's Day. Fluffy. One-shot. FredGeorge. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2004 - George W., George W. - Complete
The Madcap Adventures of Nigel Pivington Jones by The Noble Platypus reviews
Chapter six up! An author's creation wrekes havoc in her favorite fandoms! It's officially become a crossover from heck, and the fellowship is lost in Hogwarts! OH NO! R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,004 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003
Elements of the Antagonist by GoGoTorturegirlYeah reviews
Aragorn is playing around with a precious belonging of Arwen’s, and there’s only one way for her to stop him from annoying her for good. Let’s bring out the antagonist in Elrond’s daughter…behold, Element 4- Seduction!… :D fluff abound! Nyahah
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
Under My Skin by Aleka reviews
slash, MP..Pippin gets what he wants from Merry, but doesn't know if it's real. Not real heavy slash--I chickened out
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
the delicious wolves by Lady Shinimegami reviews
When Merry goes looking for the missing Pippin, old feelings are brought to light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,812 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
And The Blurry Shades Of Green by Wicked Through and Through reviews
Draco detests Harry. Harry detests Draco. Always has been and always will be- right? (Watch it Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
First Night by Lady Shinimegami reviews
Sirius comes to Remus when he gets bored. SiriusRemus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Cabbages and Kings by Mickleditch reviews
Pippin's always told Merry all his secrets except one. Merry x Pippin, slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
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I Hold My Breath reviews
Webster/Liebgott, set post-Landsberg.
Band of Brothers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Charlie Bangs Sweet Dee reviews
The title is pretty self-explanatory. Dee gets drunk, and accidentally finds Charlie in her apartment. Charlie/Dee, slightly noncon.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Diandra R., Charlie K. - Complete
Pieces of a Whole reviews
George and Hermione move on, with and without each other. Rated M for later parts. Not completely canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hermione G., George W.
Baby You Can Drive My Car reviews
Nixon and Tab have too much to drink, and some car problems. Nixon/Talbert
Band of Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Complete
On Luck reviews
George Luz thinks about the war. Rated for language and some violent imagery.
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Complete
Distractions reviews
Babe finds Gene during The Last Patrol. One shot. Roe/Babe
Band of Brothers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Easier to Dance With reviews
Troy/Ryan drabble. Inspired by Troy's line "You're easier to dance with than she is!"
High School Musical - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Ryan E., Troy B. - Complete
Poses reviews
George goes through the motions. Implied Fred/George and definite George/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - George W. - Complete
Save Me One reviews
George and Hermione share a dance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Weekenders reviews
Crowley and Aziraphale take a trip, to Las Vegas.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
The Eternal City reviews
Crossover, Good Omens and HBO's Rome. Crowley gives history a push in the right direction. Slash, CrowleyEveryone, CassiusBrutus
Crossover - Good Omens & Rome - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - A. Crowley - Complete
Counterpart reviews
George stares at it until his vision is blurred, and he doesn't bother this time with wiping the tears away. Here, finally, was the real pain. He nonchalantly asks it what took so long.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/8/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Apples reviews
Twincest. Please don't read it if it offends you. One-shot, a little naughty. Fred and George are bored, and alone one afternoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/30/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004 - George W., George W. - Complete
Nicotine reviews
Very light HermioneLupin. A short little piece set before the final battle. Not compliant with Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
The Course of These Years reviews
RemusSirius in seven parts, in seven seperate years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/20/2007 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Lesson in Humility in Three Parts reviews
SnapeHermione, set postwar. Not compliant with Deathly Hallows. Redemption has a way of humbling a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Never Ever reviews
Set postwar. Wherein George and Hermione discuss the past and play drinking games. Not completely compliant with Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Hermione G., George W.
Passive Aggressive reviews
Short, slashy HarryDracoRon drabble about their personalities.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Games Afoot reviews
HarryDraco. The pair make a startling discovery and ruin perfectly good set of robes that didn't even belong to them in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Clever reviews
A brief, implied SnapeHermione. Wits are matched, and punishment is in order.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Second GoRound reviews
Just a short FredGeorge piece, more like a drabble really.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/11/2006 - George W. - Complete
Decency and Honor reviews
Otherwise known as: Elizabeth, or, How Decency and Honor Were Sacrificed En Route to Freedom. Elizabeth lets herself give in. JackElizabeth
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Of Consequence reviews
Aziraphale falls, but not without consequence.Slash. AziraphaleCrowley, CrowleyAdam, implied AdamAziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Complete
Since Then reviews
MarkRoger. Slash, this is your only warning. Oneshot Mark thinks about Roger, Roger confronts Mark, and things unfold...
RENT - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
Owning Up reviews
FordArthur slash. A short little piece of fluff. Ford gets frustrated, Arthur is shocked, and they both do some confessing.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2005
Train of Thought reviews
Anakin is consistently good at being distracting. Short slash piece.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker
Of Hiccups and Ford Getting What He Wants reviews
Arthur has the hiccups and Ford is of course, being Ford. Slash.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
Of Surprises and Misunderstandings reviews
Draco gets caught off guard on his birthday, but for the better. Rated just to be safe, mild slash. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Practice reviews
How nights after quidditch practice are really spent. HarryDraco, one-shot drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Party of Two reviews
Rated R just to be safe. A short little drabble of HarryDraco. Don't like slash, then don't read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Tangled reviews
A short drabble. Twincest, incest, slash, all of the above. You've been warned. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2005 - George W., George W.
A Matter of Trust reviews
A game of chess leads to skipping Charms and some discoveries for Remus and Sirius.rnSlash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Human reviews
Some very mild HermioneLupin. Set around Christmas time. Musings on loneliness and connection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Ace of Spades reviews
This should be considered a PG-15 please! Rating due to self inflicted violence, presumed character death, and other situations. Draco reflects alone one night at home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Draco M.
Comfort reviews
Niether Merry or Pippin can sleep...set pre-quest, dedicated to GoGoTorturegirlYeah, one-shot
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Pretty Things reviews
A little more than mild slash. Harry thinks about what could have been.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Something Else reviews
slash, HarryRon, this should be considered a PG15, After the Order of the Pheonix, that summer, things have happened
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Harry P., Ron W.
Unforgettable reviews
Finished! Pippin and Merry look back on the war, beginnings, and themselves. Mild slash, lots of fluff and angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.