Sare Liz
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Joined 02-12-01, id: 42461, Profile Updated: 01-30-14
Author has written 42 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, X-Men, Witchblade, Ironman, Harry Potter, Twilight, Alice in Wonderland, and Batman.

Sare's FAQ:

Q: Is Sare going to finish writing DESS? Really?
A: Yes. Even while real life beckons her, the answer is still yes. Updates are slow, but they will happen.

Q: Is Sare on Facebook? Can we be friends?
A: Um, she's technically on Facebook, and she does make a point to log on at least once every six months. Please feel free to send a friend request - and expect a long wait for it to be answered. Her full name is Sare Liz Anuszkiewicz, nee Gordy.

Q: Is Sare on Twitter? Will she follow me back?
A: Yes. She's SareLiz on Twitter, so feel free to go find her. If you follow her and do something to indicate you're not a bot, she'll follow you back. But just as an FYI, she usually has twitter open all throughout her day and she tries to stay positive, so if your twitter feed turns out to be rather negative, unfollowing will follow.

Q: Does Sare blog? Is it any good?
A: Yes! Naturally. You can find her at sareliz.com.

Q: Has Sare turned any of her fanfic into original fic?
A: Erm, yes. Just the one, at present. It was a very short story called The Life & Times of Bella Swan, which is now The Life & Times of Charity Jones. You can compare and contrast what has changed and what hasn't (Sare hasn't taken down the original story, because that would suck), over at her Amazon.com author page: sarelizgordy. The collection that contains the story is called Guild Dues.

Q: Has Sare written other stuff I could go buy and read?
A: Sare has two things for sale at present on her author page at Amazon.com. Guild Dues is a collection of her somewhat supernatural short stories. Hot Mess is an anthology in which she's been included - and her portion of the proceeds all get donated.

Q: Is Sare writing other things?
A: Yep. She's working on a series of awesome novels with her favorite fiction co-writer, Rachel Lynn Brody. She's working on a piece of nonfiction with the Rev. Vicki Zust about Millennial Spirituality. And she's also working on some biblical commentaries. Because that's how she rolls.

Q: Is Sare really a priest? Like, a real one, or just an internet high priestess of the Church of the Blue Suede Shoes, or something?
A: Sare is a real priest, in good standing in the Episcopal Church. (Canonically Resident in the Diocese of Western New York, and the Writer-in-Residence of St. Paul's Episcopal Church in Clarence.) She's on committees and everything. Seminary was a three year long masters degree (her second), and her process of discernment took a rather standard six years. Sare's been ordained for eight years, now. And she's an awesome preacher.


If you'd like to support Sare Liz in her efforts at writing fanfic, please consider buying her original fic. (The more fiction you buy, the fewer contracts she has to chase, freeing up her time to write more of both kinds of fic she loves. See? It's so easy! Check out her Amazon.com Author Page: here)


IRONMAN FANDOM STUFF:

Recursions (Fanfic of the fanfic):
The Chronicles of Tony Stark, by Valerie3 is an authorized AU, inspired by my fic, Blinding Heights: The Storm Arrives.


TWILIGHT FANDOM STUFF:

Awards for Delayed Gratification
There Will Be Blood, 2010. Second Place, Reader's Choice.

Awards for The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Mystics, 2009. Mrs. Perfect Mystic Award, & The Golden Onion Mystic Award.
The Shimmer Awards, 2009. Second Place. (award link is forthcoming)

Nominations for The Day the Earth Stood Still
The Bellies, 2009.
The Indie Twifics, 2009.
The Razzle Dazzles, 2009.
The Vampies, 2010.
The Walk of Fame, 2011.
The Twific Fandom Awards, 2013.

Nominations for Delayed Gratification
The Walk of Fame, 2011.

Icons for The Day The Earth Stood Still (And feel free to take these and upload them to your own servers.)
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Reviews for The Day The Earth Stood Still
-The Perv Pack's Smut Shack reviewed The Day The Earth Stood Still in their Friday Roundtable Review, with wannakee as a guest reviewer. Please be aware that the blog itself is a 'mature adult only' sort of blog, but if you're reading the story you should fall under that category anyway. The very favorable review can be found here.
-The Faithful Shipper reviewed The Day The Earth Stood Still - Beautiful Distraction doing the actual reviewing. The review can be found here.
-The TwilightAwards.com reviewed The Day The Earth Stood Still - EnyaCullen4Ever is the reviewer and the review can be found here.


Technology Fail Information:
Even if it was a WIP, for any fandom other than Twilight or Alice in Wonderland, it's gone now. Sorry. Technology fail. You know how it is. Yes, I do back up regularly, now. It is highly unlikely that I will go back and finish work in previous fandoms, but hey - you never know.


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Empty Promises by Tahllydarling reviews
They've given up promising that each time will be the last. A series of BlackHawk moments, mostly OneShot. Rated M for smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,746 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/31/2016 - Published: 5/20/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.]
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 109,537 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 11/15/2016 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
Life, Avengers Style by KieraPSI reviews
Following his sentencing in Asgard, Loki and the Avengers have defeated the Mad Titan with the help of Asgard and its allies. Along with his wife Kara, Asgard's newest goddess, Loki must settle down to life on Midgard as an Avenger. Sequel to Fire and Ice, will be updated sporadically. Rated M for sex and coarse language.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 178,324 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 7/4/2016 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Loki
Loki: Lover of Fidelity by Refictionista reviews
Sydney released the breath she was holding and gracelessly dropped her car keys. As she took a tentative step backwards, Agent Fury grabbed her arm. His expression was still somewhat pleasant, but his features were now firm, his eyes unrelenting. The broad shouldered Agent Dugan brought his hand up to his face and spoke into his wrist, "We have her."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 89,155 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Loki, OC]
Ginny Weasley and the Sealed Intelligence by BayesWatch reviews
Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,916 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Moments Not Lost by PinkFreud reviews
Takes place in between my stories 'Good Neighbors' and 'The God-Bothered'. She said that once they were safe, she wanted to go everywhere. She wanted to look out the window and see a different part of the world. A collection of stories detailing all of Loki and Darcy's travels and adventures in various places. No real underlying plot, just lots of the usual fluffy smut.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Darcy L., Loki
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,903 - Reviews: 9571 - Favs: 9,148 - Follows: 6,389 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We are the Strange by Princess LaLaBlue reviews
Life is strange for a god seeking salvation. Stranger still when he finds it in a woman terrified of the world who discovers strength in his flaws. "I will keep you close, and in time you will desire me as I you." He whispered as his lips ghosted over her own, his hand drifting to her hip as he felt her tremble. He watched her frown, "Loki...I'd sooner poke Banner with a stick."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,188 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 4/25/2015 - [Loki, OC] Hulk/Bruce B., Erik S.
The Warling by CatChester reviews
A story of love, loss & redemption. After the Aesir-Vanir War, 2 gods are given to Asgard by the Vanir & Odin gives them to his sons as a spoil of war. Saddled with the Goddess of Peace, Loki takes his frustrations out on her. On Earth Mira's dreams are plagued by Loki & when he invades New York, she realises that he isn't just a figment of her imagination but how can she find him?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - Loki, OC, Thor - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Other Side-Effect by foxtales reviews
A brief, and perhaps silly epilogue to Eliezer Yudkowski's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Seeds of Time by CatChester reviews
Modern woman, Meg Hunter, suddenly finds herself in the middle ages, homeless and penniless, unless the miscreant and flatterer she happened across deigns to help her.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,186 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Complete
Ulumbarra by Idolatrous reviews
Phryne is receiving death threats and Jack does what it takes to keep her safe.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,121 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
To Boldly Go by Khyron42 reviews
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fic. After Harry saves the world, Mad-Eye Moody has one final mission to accomplish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/19/2015 - Voldemort, Alastor M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32989 - Favs: 20,346 - Follows: 16,189 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Illegal Contact by Jen733 reviews
Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 79,822 - Reviews: 13433 - Favs: 7,775 - Follows: 4,723 - Updated: 2/23/2015 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
By Your Side by CharmingPromise reviews
Tony Stark schemes with his fellow Avengers to help Natasha and Clint realize their feelings. Or…Captain America makes Hawkeye jealous at Iron Man's wedding. Clintasha multi-chapter fluff
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
To Be Loved by CharlieSwagron reviews
My version of what might have happened in Underworld: Evolution between the time Selene and Michael had sex in the warehouse and when Selene woke up after.
Underworld - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Selene, Michael C.] - Complete
Proximity by 75th reviews
Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Depart Azkaban by ThinkingSpeck reviews
[ABANDONED] A strict single-point-of-departure fanfic of Lesswrong's epic fanfic "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", diverging partway through chapter 81. If this seems interesting to you, I recommend reading hezzel's "Following the Phoenix" instead - similar premise, better-written, and actually finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,343 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Angry, half in love, and tremendously sorry by S. Winter-Fitzgerald reviews
Pre- and during 'Blood at the Wheel'. Mainly from Jack's POV, with an occasional glimpse to other's. What went through Jack's mind when he thought Phryne was dead? How did he deal with the aftermath? Despite everything, he hadn't exactly anticipated how hard trying to detach himself from her could be.
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,416 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Complete
Every Villain is a Hero by CatChester reviews
In an attempt to rehabilitate Loki, he is magically bonded to a telepathic human, in the hopes that being forced to feel her emotions, will make him face the horror of his actions. Sent back to Earth with Thor as his bodyguard, things get complicated, when the Hulk attacks Stark. Thor then disappears. Will Loki help the Avengers find his brother, or will he leave Thor to his fate?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,078 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Loki, OC, Thor - Complete
We Passed Upon the Stair by PinkFreud reviews
Ten has a brief and strange reunion with an old acquaintance after the TARDIS brings him to a museum in Germany. One shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Complete
Behind Locked Doors by Firebird9 reviews
Set during the Christmas Special. What if Phryne and Jack were lovers? Would Jack really have driven all that way in a raging storm just to let a little thing like an insane killer keep him from venturing to Phryne's room?
Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Phryne F., Jack R. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Zombie by alexanderwales reviews
Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Seduction by Jerseycaramel reviews
'The seduction usually ends with my partner putting an arrow through your skull before we get to the fun part.' 'It's a good thing your partner has the night off, then.' One-shot. Clintasha/Blackhawk. All of the smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/5/2013 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Fire and Ice by KieraPSI reviews
The invasion of New York has been repelled, and Loki taken to Asgard for trial. S.H.I.E.L.D. turns to an empathic psychologist and suspected pyrokinetic to help them move forward. Could the multi-talented woman be just what the doctor ordered when Loki returns to Earth a broken god? Rated M for sex and coarse language - Loki/OC - DISCLAIMER: If you recognize them, I don't own them.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 354,677 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Loki - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 10,058 - Follows: 5,490 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Things Married People Do by angel-death-dealer reviews
No one is quite sure at what point Natasha and Clint got married. In fact, everyone is quite certain that the two haven't even realised it for themselves.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Defrosting Edward by Aleeab4u reviews
Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 162,326 - Reviews: 1572 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Edward, Bella
Good Boy by mskathy reviews
Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,237 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 1,301 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Edward, Bella
Anatomy of a Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,142 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 2,139 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Failure to Thrive by Julesnerd reviews
Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexally insatiable and Bella has been told she's frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 195,999 - Reviews: 2454 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 2,623 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
As Time Goes By by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Can a man out of time ever catch up on everything he missed? Captain/TBA
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Assumptions by angel-death-dealer reviews
"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 149 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Remembering Budapest by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
Everything changed in Budapest, but nothing changed at all. Black Widow/Hawkeye
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,094 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14744 - Favs: 11,032 - Follows: 7,966 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Waiting For You by angel-death-dealer reviews
He reached over and flicked the lock closed without moving away from her at all, but as he did he gave her a challenging look. "Is this a game?" he asked her. "Games have rules."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Beauty by angel-death-dealer reviews
He's been all around the world for S.H.I.E.L.D. and on these trips, he's seen beauties of the world amid the chaos that tried to consume it. But he's never seen true beauty until his daughter is placed in his arms for the first time.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
LiMBO Love in My Box Outtakes by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Selected Outtakes from Love in My Box.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,928 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/1/2012 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 3,212 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12924 - Favs: 8,110 - Follows: 6,263 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5493 - Favs: 6,816 - Follows: 5,243 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11614 - Favs: 9,482 - Follows: 6,645 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Model Student by mylittlebakersdozen reviews
College student Bella branches out and take an art class for fun. Edward is seeking inspiration for his BFA exhibit. Now that he has found his muse, can he convince the model student to become his student model? AH, canon pairings. ON TEMP HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,238 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Wisdom Seeker by A. E. Giggle reviews
SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 359,007 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8182 - Favs: 8,375 - Follows: 8,506 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
It's My Party by Kimmydonn reviews
Alice is throwing Bella a birthday party. The party isn't a surprise, but surprises do abound. Entry for the Very Sexy Unbirthday Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Bella - Complete
Banana by Kimmydonn reviews
Bella knows Edward is going to have difficulty with her first time, so she takes matters into her own hands. Lemon, but banana haha, get it? For best results, stop at Reprise Ch7 . It gets a little OOC and a lot kinkier after that.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Person of Worth by tnuccio reviews
Two strangers passing in the night. After multiple chance encounters can two strangers find their missing pieces within each other? Or will their past mistakes hold them back? A story of learning to trust and forgive, finding a way to open yourself up.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 116,893 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6608 - Favs: 5,998 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Daniel Gale: Cumming to America by Annetteskitty reviews
Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 103,406 - Reviews: 4539 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Bella
Humiliation or Bliss by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo reviews
What if you had a self-proclaimed disease? One that made you wary of women? What would you do if someone offered to help you with it? Would you refuse or would you accept? There are only two ways it could end...O/s For the Naughty and Nice Holiday contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hatter through the Looking Glass by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
The aftermath and a bit afterwards of 'David's arrival told in one-shots and drabbles. Primarily because everyone so wanted to see Carol's reaction to that Finally! kiss. Secondly because the story's not quite done in my mind .
Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Alice H., Hatter
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Three For Tea by Sar-kaz-m reviews
A three-way crossover of SyFy's Alice, Burton's Alice In Wonderland film, and Bri-chan's WCMI comic. Alice Kingsley and Alice Hamilton accidentally end up in the 'Land, and find themselves comparing adventures - and Hatters - with Alice Liddell
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Alice, 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,686 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Alice, Alice H.
Existence and Essence by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bonne Foi from Bella’s point of view. Bella knows the man she meets late one night on campus is not what he seems, but is that reason enough to turn away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,242 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
Promise by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
What will happen when the Looking Glass won't let Alice get back home? She'll just have to stay in a world where there is political tumult, and rely on a man who made a promise... Lem/Lang. Violence - namely Hatter's right fist.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,716 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hatter, Alice H.
His Pretty Little Oyster by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Alice and Hatter's first night together. Tw/s. Lem.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Love in My Box by cosmoandmarvar reviews
Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,894 - Reviews: 8893 - Favs: 5,733 - Follows: 3,900 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Odds and Ends by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Bits and pieces of Twific that don't belong anywhere else.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Bella, Edward
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 173 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hatter's Version by S. Vale reviews
From Hatter's PoV, a retelling of SyFy's Alice. Inspiration from an Andrew-Lee Potts interview about Hatter. Follows the script as closely as I can.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Hatter, Alice H.
Guinea Pig by DirtyBJH00r Contest reviews
Bella wants to learn. Jasper wants to teach her. Edward? He's just happy to be their guinea pig. A o/s for the "Do you have what it takes to be a Dirty Bj H00r?" Contest! AH AU Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Wonders by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Hatter has found the perfect career in Alice's world. And it may take him places far stranger than Wonderland. Rating Jumped to M!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Alice H., Hatter
Milestone by DirtyBJH00r Contest reviews
Bella is a nervous wreck as she approaches one of her biggest milestones…giving Edward what he's been longing for – a blow job. A one shot for the 'Do You have what it takes to be a Dirty BJ H00r' Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Madder by Sar-kaz-m reviews
SyFy's Alice. Updated to be a collection of drabbles and one-shots. Ch4 and Ch7 are M rated!
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Alice H., Hatter
Hungry for You: A 'Forever' Missing Reel by Casy Dee reviews
This is a smutty lemony excerpt from ch 34 of my chaptered fic 'Forever.' Alice and Hatter have recently returned from a frightening experience and are re-affirming their existence. Thouroughly. One-shot, can be a stand alone.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Wish Granted by KzintiKiller reviews
Jacob gets his fondest wish. A world without magic, vampires, or Edward Cullen. The world in which Bella Swan is free to be his soul mate. Warning: NOT Team Jacob territory.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Jacob - Complete
The Soloist by verotruth reviews
Bella begrudgingly takes in a rare bit of culture when her best friend takes her to the symphony. Sure to hate every musical minute of it, Bella finds herself surprised when she lays eyes on the guest soloist and his talented violin hands. O/S AH Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,716 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Molto Bella by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,821 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Holding Out For You by ObsessingOverEdward reviews
After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 18546 - Favs: 7,732 - Follows: 3,717 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Incubus Anomaly by elusivetwilight reviews
Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,262 - Reviews: 6103 - Favs: 3,815 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lovebites by SarahCullen17 reviews
When Bella and Edward had sex for the first time as two vampires in "Breaking Dawn," exactly how did she react to his teeth? In my humble opinion, she loved it. A look into a lemony moment that Stephenie faded to black, including vamp hickeys. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Flies with her Own Wings by johnnyboy7 reviews
Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 312 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sweet Tooth by MacFlan reviews
Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,546 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
Bella Swan, Stalker by SwedenSara reviews
When Bella Swan finds herself in desperate need of money, she agrees to help Tanya with a private investigator mission. Written for PTB Smut University Yearbook and the Back To School Fundraiser.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,999 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Thermodynamics by SarahCullen17 reviews
Edward and Bella need to...keep warm. Well, actually they just really enjoy a lemony moment! An all human one-shot; quite a pointless but delicious drabble.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprise, Bella Has A Backbone by Fakin'it reviews
I think we all have thought of different ways Bella could have handled the forest scene in New Moon. This Bella has more of a backbone and a lot more forethought. She is able to argue circles around Edward and gets to keep her man in the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Perfect Love by Robicorn reviews
Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,606 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Commission by SpikeIsHotter reviews
*On Hiatus, see profile* Edward is a solitary vampire who is tired of hunting humans, but needs human blood. After Bella's sister Alice is murdered, she can't find peace while the killers walk free. She needs a hitman, and he needs someone to kill for.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,394 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
I Don't Believe in Vampires by lazykate reviews
"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 215,322 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6318 - Favs: 5,726 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 3,639 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 1,590 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guarding Edward by katmom reviews
A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 215,280 - Reviews: 2926 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 837 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Austen's Twilight by jaxidy reviews
How Twilight might have looked if Jane Austen had written it first. Balls, dinner parties, and many interesting exchanges bewteen Miss Isabella Swan and Mr. Edward Cullen...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,806 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Daniel Gale: Cum Shots by Annetteskitty reviews
Oddball outtakes and alternative POVs from Daniel Gale: Cumming to America. Who knows what delights you might find in here?
Crossover - Twilight & Bad Mother's Handbook - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,253 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010
Up by kimpy reviews
Two complete strangers wait for the elevator every day, arriving and leaving at the same time. One day, the electricity goes out while the strangers are riding together, and they find novel ways to make the time fly by. FGB one-shot for AgoodWITCH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 95 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Nights with Edward by hermione29 reviews
A story filled with lust, love, passion, and fluff. Everything you wished Stephanie Meyer had put in the books. Completely in character. Love scenes with Edward and Bella! First story, please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Discovery of Bella Swan by mskathy reviews
Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 141,105 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 1,933 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5381 - Favs: 7,025 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Reunion by KeepersOfTheNaughtySparkle reviews
Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,747 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 3,944 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Serendipity by tripsonflatsurfaces reviews
Bella goes out on new years after a bad breakup. Edward is a single millionaire hiding out with his cousin and best friend. A simple chance meeting on new year's eve leads them to each other. LEMONS! AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,782 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Bella, Edward
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Always by Casy Dee reviews
Continues from "the kiss" in Syfy's "Alice" Mini-Series.I didn't want it to end! So I continued on with Alice & Hatter making a life with each other in her world.It isn't always easy, but all you need is love.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,591 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Women Are From Earth, Men Are From Wonderland by Sar-kaz-m reviews
A common 'couple' issue arises between Alice and Hatter, and Alice finally internalizes a very important fact. Rating for frank discussion of reproduction.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold by CapriciousC reviews
Continuation of PPSS "An Officer and a Gentleman" entry. Major Edward Masen is a former Air Force Thunderbird, decorated fighter pilot, and a war hero. A guy like that would never go for a girl like MIT engineer Bella Swan. Or would he?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,299 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Edward, Bella
Don't You Forget About Me by Sar-kaz-m reviews
Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass -- but something goes wrong.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
I Remember by MsRainey reviews
It's been 18 months since Alice slayed the Jabberwocky and she's fulfilled her father's dream for his company and has her questions all answered. Now, all she wants to do is go back home to Wonderland. AlicexMadHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Dead Queens Don't Bite by Castigat Ridendo Mores reviews
When Hatter is abducted by the Red Queen, Alice must go back to Underland for the third time. Uses canon from the Tim Burton Movie as well as the original AIW books. Rated M because questionable things will surely happen. Please review. Hatter/Alice.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Perspective by ekimmuh reviews
Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 135,790 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tell Me Sew by Jilli Hearts Adam reviews
The Mad Hatter is teaching Alice to sew when they begin talking. Based on Burton's Wonderland, but Alice is the little girl from the book. Oneshot. Hatter X Alice
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Blindsided by theladyingrey42 reviews
Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 709 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Picking Your Battles by Sar-kaz-m reviews
One small change to the story, and the ending becomes completely different. T for suggestiveness.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Seventeen Cakes by vanessarae reviews
Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,642 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Not for You by lovedforeternity reviews
Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,895 - Reviews: 1479 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
Aphroliete by UnintendedFrenzy reviews
Written for the FML contest. Bella Swan is not proud of the fact that she's a virgin, so she takes on a challenge handed to her by her therapist in the hopes it will ease her sexual frustrations. Rated M for lemons and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,146 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
Apres Moi, Le Deluge by Amethyst Jackson reviews
PAUSED. AU - After an unfortunate incident, Harry is turned into a vampire. Ignores DH. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,240 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bookworms by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,824 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Flying Ms Swan by tnuccio reviews
So, this here is a little diddy I did for the Twilight Gift Exchange. I wrote for staceygirl aka jackbauer, her prompt was AH: Bella and Edward are sitting next to each other on an airplane when it crashes. Take that add some humor and chocolate...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hats Off by Sar-kaz-m reviews
SyFy's Alice. "I -- I hardly know, sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then." Rating going up. COMPLETE.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Hatter, Alice H. - Complete
Friction is Awesome by booboo.kitty2.0 reviews
A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Whirlygig by Sar-kaz-m reviews
vignette. It was four weeks after he arrived that Hatter discovered Alice had an exhibitionist streak he'd never expected.
Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Alice H., Hatter - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 445 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fates Colliding by Runs-at-dawn reviews
Bella Cullen has been alone for over a century, sure she’d never find her soul mate. What will happen once she meets him…but he’s a 17-year-old human boy, and her singer? Will she give in to fate, will he continue loving her once he finds out what she is?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,723 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Metamorphosis by Riniel o Imladris reviews
Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 259,088 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Desiderata by kimpy reviews
Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 161,951 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Isle Esme by vix2020 reviews
For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,394 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,360 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Coming into Being by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 95 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Flipside of WiP by araeo reviews
Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,601 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella
Happy Birthday, Nina! by HappyBirthdayNina reviews
Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 121,049 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009
Into the Light by idealistic4ever reviews
ExB Struggling with the loss of his humanity for almost a century, Edward encounters a 2 yr old Bella. There is a reason Edward has walked the earth alone for almost a century. Now there is much more at stake than just their love for one another. HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella
Hear, Say by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,674 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 125 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 2,078 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
So Close, Yet So Far by kimpy reviews
Crackfic written for Sareliz. He is a beautiful yet aloof rogue. She is a prim yet coy enchantress. They see each other daily, but they're just out of each other's reach. Can they ever find the way to each other's heart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Playing Doctor by lexiecullen17 reviews
Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,647 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 185 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Continuation of Midnight Sun by Thunder's Blade reviews
This is Midnight Sun where Stephenie Meyer left off. A look inside Edward's head in Twilight. Shows the teenager inside him. A little bit different from what you would originally think of him. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,182 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 1,606 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Gold Buckle Dreams by BrandieB reviews
Bella is returning home to Phoenix, after her divorce,she wants to return to the Rodeo life she left behind. Edward is an equine vet,who has just ended a long term relationship, will they be able to put their pasts behind them and move on? B/E, A/J, R/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,692 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Derailment by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cygnet and the Strigoi by CapnSureYouAre reviews
I used to think I was average, you know, dull and boring. Then I found out I was a shape-shifting, reincarnated death goddess with a knack for vengeance, the boy I'm obsessed with is my immortal enemy, and my friends are werewolves. So much for average.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 91,845 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Bella, Edward
On Thin Ice by eatsleepskate reviews
After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 111,518 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 1,006 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Underneath it All by kimpy reviews
Edward Cullen is a recently divorced doctor/dad, Bella Swan is a nurse who works with him at Harborview ER. There is more than meets the eye with this pair, and they discover EXACTLY what lurks underneath it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,354 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Green Eyed Monster Comes Out to Play by kimpy reviews
Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
American Girl by coldplaywhore reviews
Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 178,170 - Reviews: 2852 - Favs: 3,377 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unit by NyteRock reviews
Sgt Edward Cullen and Agent Bella Swan both work for separate secret government agencies. What happens when they're thrust into a warzone with less than accurate information? Can our duo survive their mission and save each other? Canon Pairings, AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,624 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 392 - Published: 7/12/2009
Stay by crimsonmarie reviews
As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 276,486 - Reviews: 5718 - Favs: 8,546 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Karmacoma by SalvatorEh reviews
**PERMANENT HIATUS!** When Charlie marries Esme, Bella and Edward must learn to live together as step-siblings. The problem? They are off-limits to each other - sexually. Co-written between The Jazz Master and travelchica. AH, OOC. Rated M for you-know-what.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,676 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desire and Ice by Kitschisme reviews
My entry for BritishBitches Official Summer Smutvent Calendar 2009. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored popsicle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,079 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
One Week by Jen2112 reviews
Edward and Bella are alone for one week. Edward wants to push the physical boundaries, can he do it without losing control and killing her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,300 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
Waiting For Something Wonderful by LadyEllaRose reviews
Fresh from graduate school, Bella Swan takes a job in the library of a private Chicago high school and gets more than she bargained for after a chance encounter with the school's temperamental music teacher. AU/AH, BxE, rated M for language/adult themes
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,606 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
The Desire Within us by Wolfshadow31 reviews
When Bella forgets a change of clothes for after her shower, Edward saves the day. But when he picks out a sexy bra and matching panty set for her to wear, how will Bella react? Rated M for future Lemons. Edward & Bella. Pre-Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Edward, Bella
Reading Between the Lines by Brynna reviews
A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,783 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8052 - Favs: 3,802 - Follows: 3,156 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Control by Elora Dannon reviews
PRE-BREAKING DAWN: Just only two weeks away from their wedding, Bella tries to persuade Edward to attempt a little self control.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,091 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Falling Stars by TwilightMomofTwo reviews
After Rosalie's phone call, Edward is nearly incapacitated by his pain and foolishly and irrationally sets in motion a series of events, culminating in a desperate fight for Bella's life and his own. Final seven chapters of New Moon in EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,533 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Explorations by Summer Leah reviews
Bella is shocked when Edward suddenly agrees to try sex. M for later chapters.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,662 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5274 - Favs: 4,844 - Follows: 4,128 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
How to be Edward Cullen by OMGalarm reviews
How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,331 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Complete
Six Interruptions by Brynna reviews
At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,531 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
All I Want for Christmas by Kitschisme reviews
My submission for BritishBitches' Official Twilight Smutvent Calendar 2008. Details and summary inside. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored candy cane.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,996 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best Presents by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Since Feeling is First by Kitschisme reviews
Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Complete
Mnemosyne's Lock by VR Trakowski reviews
It's Pepper who's hurt, but it's Tony who needs the comfort... Tony-Pepper, movieverse. Please note rating change!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,653 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Driving Mr Stark by Sheryl Nantus reviews
Tony Stark never has a simple problem.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Pomme De Sang by Aspirenauthoress reviews
A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!
Crossover - Twilight & Vampires - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,109 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Bella
Yes, Please by Coquettishness reviews
COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 228 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The First Night by rideaspider reviews
Edward & Bella's wedding night. Really long one-shot. Big. Fat. SMUT. Warning. or Lemon warning, if you prefer that term Either way - this is NC-17 at best.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
At Last by DarKxKunoichi reviews
Viktor Krum x Hermione Granger. Sequel to Stolen Kisses. CHP 2 Up. R&R if you feel like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Welcome Home by Billie Hart reviews
Edward had to disappear to go hunting for three weeks, and this is his welcome home present. PwP, Lemon, MF NC17 for Smutt!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4346 - Favs: 7,080 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
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The Day The Earth Stood Still reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5308 - Favs: 3,706 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
DVMR: The Outtakes reviews
Here are the outtakes from 'The Day The Earth Stood Still'.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,771 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Life and Times of Bella Swan reviews
Edward never came back and Bella got on with the business of living... and it's been an interesting life. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,879 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Responsibilita di Anima reviews
Alfred finds his master kicked back in the batcave one day, reading that god-forsaken piece of romantic tripe, Twilight, and wonders why on earth Master Wayne would read that admittedly best-selling autobiography?
Crossover - Batman & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Alfred P., Carlisle - Complete
Delayed Gratification reviews
What if Edward did decide to lure her into the forest after that first Biology class, after all? Darkward. 2nd Place Winner for 'There Will Be Blood' Challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Frabjous Day reviews
What if Alice had stayed? Alice/Hatter, Movieverse
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
All Grown Up reviews
Yes, Alice chose to leave. But what if someone chose to follow? ...movieverse, Alice/Hatter, one-shot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Happy Halloween reviews
An AU outtake of DESS whereupon we see Bella & Edward's Halloween Costumes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dirty Day reviews
It had been a stupid idea – a whim of his, and he'd acted on it because he could, for the first time in what felt like forever. A whim – what a stellar reason, really top shelf, Severus. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Indifference reviews
What happens when when a Marriage Law Challenge fic crashes up against an author who reads too much Jane Austen? Read on... HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Spinner's End reviews
When Hermione finds Severus seventeen months after the final battle in a muggle hospital all is still not as she would have hoped... HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Quiet Embrace reviews
Of all of the choices before her, the only one she knew a definitive answer to was where she wanted to be for the next half hour, and so she stayed in his arms, so warm and comforting. She sat mostly in silence... HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rearrange reviews
But it was the rare moment like this – like seeing her across the room – that the dissatisfaction grew within him, made him restless for something he didn't have, for something he'd nearly had, once upon a time. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Valentines Day Prezzie reviews
Just a little dialogue only ficlet. A bit of a Valentine's Day Present... VK/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Resurrection reviews
The note was brief, but then it would be. It was in a tight, hurried hand – no dictoquill penned this note, and that was a thought that was stored away for later. "Disapparate, now!" VK/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Firebolt Ring Series reviews
A perspective on the fourth book that has little to do with the tournament. HG/VK.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,424 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Good Advice reviews
Teenagers think they know everything, but what Edward doesn't know *can* hurt Bella, so Jasper sits him down anyway, and good thing, too. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventure Inherent reviews
HG/SS, Marriage Law Challenge. "By the time he'd left Albus's office, Severus was convinced that he was, indeed, insane, and had ceased worrying about it. Life was undoubtedly going to be easier from now on, now that he'd lost his mind."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Dubai Alibi reviews
I would like to throw a party. So, could you get the house in Dubai ready, please?" AU and spoiler for the deleted scenage, but definitely T/P. One shot.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Speed Dial 3 reviews
She wasn't sure when it happened. Really, he could have done it at any point and she wouldn't have noticed until now. T/P
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Complete
Blinding Heights: The Top Ten Things reviews
It was embarrassing, really, and so it ranked in the top ten things she'd never tell him – not necessarily because of their professional relationship, though that was a factor, but really because she'd never hear the end of it. T/P.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Blinding Heights: The Storm Arrives reviews
Tony can look, smile, and hook a woman in less than fifteen seconds, but with Pepper Potts, he's in virgin territory - for him. T/P Continuous with Blinding Heights, though not exclusively so.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Blinding Heights reviews
Tony's thought process between Pepper leaving to get the shipping manifestos and the last moment of the final press conference. Slightly Tony/Pepper. One shot.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
So Far, So Good reviews
Life continues on for Tony and Pepper. They're just taking it one step at a time. Movieverse. TS/PP. #3 in the 'Slice of Life' series.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,264 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Missing Chapters: So Far, So Good reviews
Here can be found the missing chapters from the otherwise T rated fic "So Far, So Good." Since this chapter is an M rated version of PWP, of course, you don't need to read the story it fits into, but you know, you might want to. Movieverse, TS/PP.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Like Waves Against Rocks reviews
Her smile was back, and this time it seemed to carry hope. He wondered if she knew it. HG/VK
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Amazing Bouncing Ferret reviews
In the midst of a maelstrom of craziness at Hogwarts, what does it look like with Hermione & Viktor in their little world, population 2? HG/VK
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Work in Progress reviews
Life is a work in progress for Tony Stark, but it's only since he's turned over this new leaf that he's really understood that. Movieverse, TS/PP. #2 in the 'Slice of Life' series.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,638 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Complete
Independent Projects reviews
He was in the library an awful lot, and nearly always was surrounded by stacks of books. Sometimes it was just the two of them there, though at some point his fan club tended to wander in and then back out again at least once. HG/VK
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
I'm Working On It reviews
As a beginning, Tony Stark owes her an apology. But that is just the beginning. Movieverse. TS/PP. #1 in the 'Slice of Life' series.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Complete
Genome Race reviews
A chance conversation over paperwork with Danny is anything but when the Witchblade is involved. A beginning scenario for a possible season two or possibly just a little story .
Witchblade - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6/12/2002 - Complete
Don't Think reviews
Sara is grieving too long and too hard, according to TPTB. This is something approximating therapeutic, sort of. - post maelstrom, two days before Sara's periculum
Witchblade - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Complete
Light Inescapable reviews
Authors: jenn & Sare Liz; The past begins to catch up slowly with Sara Pezzini because while the Witchblade provides the dreams, Fate has already provided the fodder, and his name is Ian.
Witchblade - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/15/2001 - Complete
Untitled reviews
It started with a tear and went from there.
Witchblade - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7/10/2001 - Complete
Late Night Conversations reviews
Nottingham and Pez hash out a few details of their predestined working relationship.
Witchblade - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/1/2001 - Complete
Lunch at Subreality reviews
Jubie Jubes and the Kit Kat do lunch and expand their minds in the process. A movieverse/comic crossover.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2001 - Complete
In Effigy reviews
Miss Edith and Drucilla have tea and come to some hard decisions. And then they play with matches.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2001 - Complete
The Pretty Trilogy reviews
L/R The Pretty Trilogy, an angst fest
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,932 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Complete
Peace On Earth angst ending reviews
L/R angst ending to the Pretty Trilogy
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Complete
My Usual Lie reviews
Sequel to Peace On Earth: fire tempers the strength of a soul - Marie knows this now.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Complete
The Candle That Burns So Brightly reviews
[B/A] Angst. What if the candle that burned so brightly was never created to burn for long?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2001
No Secret At All reviews
A love story, beginning with the love story before...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/12/2001 - Complete