Soulmate AU When you draw or write on your skin it appears on your soulmate's too. Hermione doesn't know that she has a soulmate. She always had ink on her, so no one thought to mention it to her. But when she finally can talk to the other person, she finds out that they are soulmates. Viktor Krum and Hermione Granger. Cassius Warrington as the Hogwarts champion.

There's something about that girl. Something about the way she moves, the way she breathes, the way she looks at you... She's coming into her birthright, and she doesn't even know it. How long will it take Harry, Ron and the other 4th years to see, what it took all of 3 seconds for three Weasleys, a Diggery and a Krum to see? Now Rated M, UPDATE IN PROGRESS!

Jupiter must leave her family behind on Earth for their own safety and set off on her path as an Entitled. Can she find all the right pieces to build a happy life, and if she does, will Caine be able to find a place by her side as more than her protector? Lemons, Angst, Romance. Rated M for later chapters.

What if your summer fling ended up mingling with your real life? What if your crush was actually an international Quidditch player and you didn't recognise him? Thank goodness you have your best friend to talk to about it all!

After the war Hermione Granger left England to obtain a mastery. Viktor Krum transferred from Bulgaria to avoid a marriage law. What happens when the two of them end up in England as the British Wizarding Ministry enacts its own marriage law.

From the moment that the Goblet of Fire spat out his name to when Voldemort hit him a second time with the Killing Curse, Harry's life had felt disconnected and unreal. He was more than ready to go and finish old Tom off when he was violently ejected from that timeline. Now he has to live it all over again! To top it all off, he's now the oldest Fourth Year at Hogwarts.

Who knew helping a bullied girl one night would bring Harry such an excellent good luck charm? Lunarry; Vikmione if you squint

In a Voldemort free world, when Hermione vacations in Japan to take advantage of their libraries and hot springs, she finds that the Bulgarian National Quidditch Team had the same idea for rest and relaxation. (Vikmione)

Hermione desperately wants to find her soulmate. Oh, and Ginny also desperately wants her to come to the Bulgaria-Egypt Quidditch Cup Final. For Dee (justalittlepositivitea)!

After Ron ruins possibly the most magical night of Hermione's life, Lavender Brown comes to the rescue! She never thought that suggesting to Hermione and Viktor to try fake dating, to make Ron jealous, would have such wondrous results! Vikmione

While Hermione often abhorred the sport of football, she always went to Harry's practices and games because she was a devout supporter of her friend. And perhaps also because he had an extremely cute teammate who had just transferred in from Bulgaria. (Vikmione)

Hermione opens up to Ron and it blows up in her face. She finds comfort with Viktor.

They've given up promising that each time will be the last. A series of BlackHawk moments, mostly OneShot. Rated M for smut.

A brief, and perhaps silly epilogue to Eliezer Yudkowski's Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality

Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

One year after Nai-Weiwei's wedding, Mei & KO find themselves still living together. After 3 years as roommates there is something everyone seems to know...everyone but Mei that is. Fed up with the lack of progress, Nai takes matters into his own hands & sends the pair off on a "business" trip in the hopes they finally reach an understanding. Will the pair go along so easy?

[COMPLETE] A strict single-point-of-departure fanfic of Lesswrong's epic fanfic "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality", diverging partway through chapter 81.

Following his sentencing in Asgard, Loki and the Avengers have defeated the Mad Titan with the help of Asgard and its allies. Along with his wife Kara, Asgard's newest goddess, Loki must settle down to life on Midgard as an Avenger. Sequel to Fire and Ice, will be updated sporadically. Rated M for sex and coarse language.

In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr

Caine, Jupiter and Stinger are off world handling some entitled business. They decide to visit a local bar instead of heading back to the ship for dinner. Caine is hesitant. Jupiter soon learns why. Rated M for adult themes and innuendo.

Sydney released the breath she was holding and gracelessly dropped her car keys. As she took a tentative step backwards, Agent Fury grabbed her arm. His expression was still somewhat pleasant, but his features were now firm, his eyes unrelenting. The broad shouldered Agent Dugan brought his hand up to his face and spoke into his wrist, "We have her." [ON HIATUS]

Continuation fic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. It's Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts, and before she knows it, she is caught up in matters too grave even for a second year Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres.

She had loved him without any expectation that he would be other than he was. He had loved her with hope he would be released from the curse. Passionate love, accepting each other and themselves, and a curse that's a bit tricky. **This is a smutty love story staring Belle and Beast-Adam, both before and after he changes.**

Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.

Belle may have broken Prince Adam's enchantment with a kiss, but it'll take much more than that to cure his lingering nightmares…Rated M for mature content! Volume 1 of my new Disney Princess Romance One-Shot Series!

A story of love, loss & redemption. After the Aesir-Vanir War, 2 gods are given to Asgard by the Vanir & Odin gives them to his sons as a spoil of war. Saddled with the Goddess of Peace, Loki takes his frustrations out on her. On Earth Mira's dreams are plagued by Loki & when he invades New York, she realises that he isn't just a figment of her imagination but how can she find him?

Modern woman, Meg Hunter, suddenly finds herself in the middle ages, homeless and penniless, unless the miscreant and flatterer she happened across deigns to help her.

Phryne is receiving death threats and Jack does what it takes to keep her safe.

Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality fic. After Harry saves the world, Mad-Eye Moody has one final mission to accomplish.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Edward Masen is a 29 year old former NFL football player, now coaching high school football in Forks. He leads a quiet life until he meets a woman that will change his life forever. What's been missing from his life may be right in front of him. AH

Tony Stark schemes with his fellow Avengers to help Natasha and Clint realize their feelings. Or…Captain America makes Hawkeye jealous at Iron Man's wedding. Clintasha multi-chapter fluff

My version of what might have happened in Underworld: Evolution between the time Selene and Michael had sex in the warehouse and when Selene woke up after.

Recursive fic / altfic of Chapter 85 of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. The opposite of "Innocence" by linkhyrule5. The narrative version of a Reddit post where I theorize about the most likely outcome of Harry attacking Azkaban.

Pre- and during 'Blood at the Wheel'. Mainly from Jack's POV, with an occasional glimpse to other's. What went through Jack's mind when he thought Phryne was dead? How did he deal with the aftermath? Despite everything, he hadn't exactly anticipated how hard trying to detach himself from her could be.

In an attempt to rehabilitate Loki, he is magically bonded to a telepathic human, in the hopes that being forced to feel her emotions, will make him face the horror of his actions. Sent back to Earth with Thor as his bodyguard, things get complicated, when the Hulk attacks Stark. Thor then disappears. Will Loki help the Avengers find his brother, or will he leave Thor to his fate?

Set during the Christmas Special. What if Phryne and Jack were lovers? Would Jack really have driven all that way in a raging storm just to let a little thing like an insane killer keep him from venturing to Phryne's room?

Recursive fanfic of Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Eliezer Yudkowsky. Fits in around chapter 94, and contains major spoilers. Harry Potter starts to come around to the idea that souls might exist.

'The seduction usually ends with my partner putting an arrow through your skull before we get to the fun part.' 'It's a good thing your partner has the night off, then.' One-shot. Clintasha/Blackhawk. All of the smut.

The invasion of New York has been repelled, and Loki taken to Asgard for trial. S.H.I.E.L.D. turns to an empathic psychologist and suspected pyrokinetic to help them move forward. Could the multi-talented woman be just what the doctor ordered when Loki returns to Earth a broken god? Rated M for sex and coarse language - Loki/OC - DISCLAIMER: If you recognize them, I don't own them.

Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.

New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.

No one is quite sure at what point Natasha and Clint got married. In fact, everyone is quite certain that the two haven't even realised it for themselves.

Bella's been trying to warm Edward up in more ways than one. With a little help from Alice, a broken truck and a few burned fingers, she just might have found his defrost button. Rated M with canon characters, based on "practice makes perfect." E/B AU

Single VetBella meets divorced architect dad Edward in an unnamed big box pet store. After a steamy night together, they're left to figure out their feelings and how to mesh two very different lives. AU/AH,lemons,grown up themes,adult!

Companion to Only Human. Edward's young life is irreversibly altered when a mysterious girl in strange clothing stumbles into his world. Now complete.

Can a man out of time ever catch up on everything he missed? Captain/TBA

"They're sleeping together," Tony decided loudly one morning, as his hangover saw him eaten cereal that Steve passed him in last nights shirt, his boxers and his sunglasses.

Everything changed in Budapest, but nothing changed at all. Black Widow/Hawkeye

AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.

He reached over and flicked the lock closed without moving away from her at all, but as he did he gave her a challenging look. "Is this a game?" he asked her. "Games have rules."

He's been all around the world for S.H.I.E.L.D. and on these trips, he's seen beauties of the world amid the chaos that tried to consume it. But he's never seen true beauty until his daughter is placed in his arms for the first time.

Selected Outtakes from Love in My Box.

Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.

"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.

Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.

College student Bella branches out and take an art class for fun. Edward is seeking inspiration for his BFA exhibit. Now that he has found his muse, can he convince the model student to become his student model? AH, canon pairings. ON TEMP HIATUS!

SEQUEL TO THE SECRET KEEPER: Following Bella's magical revelation and their contribution at the Battle of Hogwarts, the Cullens set out on an educational journey a million miles away from the Highschool purgatory they've grown accustomed to. OOC/AU.

Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.

Alice is throwing Bella a birthday party. The party isn't a surprise, but surprises do abound. Entry for the Very Sexy Unbirthday Contest.

Bella knows Edward is going to have difficulty with her first time, so she takes matters into her own hands. Lemon, but banana haha, get it? For best results, stop at Reprise Ch7 . It gets a little OOC and a lot kinkier after that.

AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.

Nerdalicious Daniel Gale is saying goodbye to England and hello to the United States. Looking to reinvent himself, he is all too gratified by the corn-fed derriers of Americans. Daniel Gale/Twilight cross over, slightly crackfic, AU, AH, Prepare for Perv

What if you had a self-proclaimed disease? One that made you wary of women? What would you do if someone offered to help you with it? Would you refuse or would you accept? There are only two ways it could end...O/s For the Naughty and Nice Holiday contest

The aftermath and a bit afterwards of 'David's arrival told in one-shots and drabbles. Primarily because everyone so wanted to see Carol's reaction to that Finally! kiss. Secondly because the story's not quite done in my mind .

Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!

A three-way crossover of SyFy's Alice, Burton's Alice In Wonderland film, and Bri-chan's WCMI comic. Alice Kingsley and Alice Hamilton accidentally end up in the 'Land, and find themselves comparing adventures - and Hatters - with Alice Liddell

Bonne Foi from Bella’s point of view. Bella knows the man she meets late one night on campus is not what he seems, but is that reason enough to turn away?

Bits and pieces of Twific that don't belong anywhere else.

Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.

From Hatter's PoV, a retelling of SyFy's Alice. Inspiration from an Andrew-Lee Potts interview about Hatter. Follows the script as closely as I can.

Bella wants to learn. Jasper wants to teach her. Edward? He's just happy to be their guinea pig. A o/s for the "Do you have what it takes to be a Dirty Bj H00r?" Contest! AH AU Rated M

Hatter has found the perfect career in Alice's world. And it may take him places far stranger than Wonderland. Rating Jumped to M!

Bella is a nervous wreck as she approaches one of her biggest milestones…giving Edward what he's been longing for – a blow job. A one shot for the 'Do You have what it takes to be a Dirty BJ H00r' Contest!

SyFy's Alice. Updated to be a collection of drabbles and one-shots. Ch4 and Ch7 are M rated!

Jacob gets his fondest wish. A world without magic, vampires, or Edward Cullen. The world in which Bella Swan is free to be his soul mate. Warning: NOT Team Jacob territory.

Bella begrudgingly takes in a rare bit of culture when her best friend takes her to the symphony. Sure to hate every musical minute of it, Bella finds herself surprised when she lays eyes on the guest soloist and his talented violin hands. O/S AH Lemon

Bella is an up-and-coming chef and Edward is a persnickety restaurant reviewer with an axe to grind. Watch out! Things get pretty hot in the kitchen!

After her divorce, Bella starts a new life with her son. She soon meets a handsome doctor, who is dealing with his own loss and is struggling to raise his two kids. It's a story of finding strength during adversity and learning to love again

Incubus: a sex demon that visits women in the deep dark of the night. Edward relies on his special gifts to consume his prey. What happens when he meets the one woman immune to his unique abilities? M for dark lemons and dark themes

When Bella and Edward had sex for the first time as two vampires in "Breaking Dawn," exactly how did she react to his teeth? In my humble opinion, she loved it. A look into a lemony moment that Stephenie faded to black, including vamp hickeys. Rated M.

Bella, or Cupid, as the world knows her, has always dedicated her time to spreading love. What happens when the man who she's decided to help, turns out to be more than a regular mark.1st place public vote winner of the Enchantment o/s Contest!

Come to Pink Cookie, where porn never tasted this good. Erotic baker, Edward Cullen has a new obsession in the form of Bella Swan. Will his buttercream satisfy her sweet tooth? AH, OOC, Comedy/Romance. Collab between BellaFlan and Mac214.

When Bella Swan finds herself in desperate need of money, she agrees to help Tanya with a private investigator mission. Written for PTB Smut University Yearbook and the Back To School Fundraiser.

Edward and Bella need to...keep warm. Well, actually they just really enjoy a lemony moment! An all human one-shot; quite a pointless but delicious drabble.

I think we all have thought of different ways Bella could have handled the forest scene in New Moon. This Bella has more of a backbone and a lot more forethought. She is able to argue circles around Edward and gets to keep her man in the end.

Dr Edward Cullen is a twenty-six year old single dad who is sexually frustrated until he meets his sister Alice's college roommate Bella Swan. Sparks fly over Thanksgiving weekend. Lemons. Collab with Robinated Cont of 1 shot for Ninapolitins DILF contest

*On Hiatus, see profile* Edward is a solitary vampire who is tired of hunting humans, but needs human blood. After Bella's sister Alice is murdered, she can't find peace while the killers walk free. She needs a hitman, and he needs someone to kill for.

"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.

Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete

Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.

New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.

A stalker is trying to get close to 24 y/o HUMAN Edward Masen, a concert pianist. He hires Elite Guardians to keep him safe and to find out who is hunting him. Bella Cullen is the owner/operator of the company AND she's a 110 y/o VAMPIRE. AU/Canon couples

How Twilight might have looked if Jane Austen had written it first. Balls, dinner parties, and many interesting exchanges bewteen Miss Isabella Swan and Mr. Edward Cullen...

Oddball outtakes and alternative POVs from Daniel Gale: Cumming to America. Who knows what delights you might find in here?

Two complete strangers wait for the elevator every day, arriving and leaving at the same time. One day, the electricity goes out while the strangers are riding together, and they find novel ways to make the time fly by. FGB one-shot for AgoodWITCH.

A story filled with lust, love, passion, and fluff. Everything you wished Stephanie Meyer had put in the books. Completely in character. Love scenes with Edward and Bella! First story, please read and review!

Bella has given up her whole life for those around her. What will she do, who will she be, where will she go with no one and nothing holding her back anymore? AH/AU, canon pairings eventually.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

Edward,once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemmony/AU/AH/B&E

Bella goes out on new years after a bad breakup. Edward is a single millionaire hiding out with his cousin and best friend. A simple chance meeting on new year's eve leads them to each other. LEMONS! AH AU

Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward

A common 'couple' issue arises between Alice and Hatter, and Alice finally internalizes a very important fact. Rating for frank discussion of reproduction.

Continuation of PPSS "An Officer and a Gentleman" entry. Major Edward Masen is a former Air Force Thunderbird, decorated fighter pilot, and a war hero. A guy like that would never go for a girl like MIT engineer Bella Swan. Or would he?

Hatter follows Alice through the Looking Glass -- but something goes wrong.

It's been 18 months since Alice slayed the Jabberwocky and she's fulfilled her father's dream for his company and has her questions all answered. Now, all she wants to do is go back home to Wonderland. AlicexMadHatter

When Hatter is abducted by the Red Queen, Alice must go back to Underland for the third time. Uses canon from the Tim Burton Movie as well as the original AIW books. Rated M because questionable things will surely happen. Please review. Hatter/Alice.

Edward seeks out the counsel of his father and brothers after agreeing to be with Bella after their wedding. What will Edward do with that advise and how will he and Bella prepare for their upcoming wedding night.

The Mad Hatter is teaching Alice to sew when they begin talking. Based on Burton's Wonderland, but Alice is the little girl from the book. Oneshot. Hatter X Alice

Awkward, self-conscious Bella distracts herself from the torments of high school gym class by watching the adorable if painfully shy new kid, Edward. A cruel prank finally gives them a chance to get to know one other. For the TwiFans for Haiti compilation

One small change to the story, and the ending becomes completely different. T for suggestiveness.

Bella tries to keep her distance from Edward, thinking that she can't be hurt if he is never more than a pretty face. Too bad she doesn't let Edward in on her plan.

Bella is an aspiring writer, who doesn't have time to date. In an act of desperation, Bella tells her mom, she has a boyfriend. Now Bella must hire a boyfriend for the holidays. Will Bella find that she likes her pretend world is better than her reality?

Written for the FML contest. Bella Swan is not proud of the fact that she's a virgin, so she takes on a challenge handed to her by her therapist in the hopes it will ease her sexual frustrations. Rated M for lemons and language.

PAUSED. AU - After an unfortunate incident, Harry is turned into a vampire. Ignores DH. Harry/Hermione.

Bella Swan is a reserved writer whose Saturday routine includes her favorite coffee, reading in the bookstore, and watching Edward Cullen. They trade furtive glances, until Bella decides to risk it all and introduce herself. FGB O/S for Marijee.

...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness

SyFy's Alice. "I -- I hardly know, sir, just at present -- at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then." Rating going up. COMPLETE.

A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.

vignette. It was four weeks after he arrived that Hatter discovered Alice had an exhibitionist streak he'd never expected.

Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.

Bella Cullen has been alone for over a century, sure she’d never find her soul mate. What will happen once she meets him…but he’s a 17-year-old human boy, and her singer? Will she give in to fate, will he continue loving her once he finds out what she is?

A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*

Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content

Pale lavender eyelids flicker, thick black lashes caress porcelain cheeks – and Bella opens her eyes... She is awake. She is all right. Edward's point of view in "Breaking Dawn", beginning with Book Three.

Desiderata is Latin for "desired things or something that is needed, wanted." Both Edward and Bella want happiness, but will their pig-headed stubbornness and biases get in the way of finding true love? Based upon Jane Austen's "Pride and Prejudice."

For True Edward Fans. A look at the first night on Isle Esme through Edward's eyes. RATED M FOR ELOQUENT, EDWARDIAN LEMONS. CANON. EPOV.

AU/AH. The evolution of a relationship, from the first day of kindergarten to coming of age.

Just what you think it is. Select chapters of Work in Progress from Edward's point of view. AU/AH. Rated M for Sex Hair, dirty words, and excessive use of the Tractor Beam.

Nina, each chapter has the author who wrote you a piece of work. Happy Birthday - we hope you enjoy. Some are smutty, some are crackfic, some are .. undefinable. All are from our hearts.

ExB Struggling with the loss of his humanity for almost a century, Edward encounters a 2 yr old Bella. There is a reason Edward has walked the earth alone for almost a century. Now there is much more at stake than just their love for one another. HIATUS.

New girl Bella moves to Forks, is spun in circles by mysterious Edward Cullen, and has seventeen conversations that change her life. Some people are all talk. One-shot AH E/B.

Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.

When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.

Crackfic written for Sareliz. He is a beautiful yet aloof rogue. She is a prim yet coy enchantress. They see each other daily, but they're just out of each other's reach. Can they ever find the way to each other's heart?

Young, single dad Edward has not had it easy. What happens when he gets a hard-on for his two year old son's pediatrician, the lovely Dr. Swan? A new life awaits. Written for Ninapolitan's DILF Contest. Rated M for language and lemons.

This is Midnight Sun where Stephenie Meyer left off. A look inside Edward's head in Twilight. Shows the teenager inside him. A little bit different from what you would originally think of him. Please review!

Bella is returning home to Phoenix, after her divorce,she wants to return to the Rodeo life she left behind. Edward is an equine vet,who has just ended a long term relationship, will they be able to put their pasts behind them and move on? B/E, A/J, R/E

When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.

Edward and Bella form an instant connection after a chance encounter in the train station.Will this collision bring them back on track or derail them completely? E/B AH INCOMPLETE

I used to think I was average, you know, dull and boring. Then I found out I was a shape-shifting, reincarnated death goddess with a knack for vengeance, the boy I'm obsessed with is my immortal enemy, and my friends are werewolves. So much for average.

After going through a handful of unsuccessful figure skating partners, Bella Swan is on the verge of giving up her skating career. When her coach pairs her up with Edward Cullen, she decides to give her gold medal dreams one last shot.

Edward Cullen is a recently divorced doctor/dad, Bella Swan is a nurse who works with him at Harborview ER. There is more than meets the eye with this pair, and they discover EXACTLY what lurks underneath it all.

Bella Swan is a nurse in the Pediatric ICU, where Dr. Edward Cullen works. Sexual tension has been building between them for months. Will a session of heavy flirting over tequila shots resolve it? Second place winner in the Parkaward Contest.

Before starting her freshman year of college, Bella decided to backpack through Europe for two months. On her travels, she meets priveledged black sheep Edward Cullen, who takes an instant liking to her & wants to join her on her trip and much more. lemon

Sgt Edward Cullen and Agent Bella Swan both work for separate secret government agencies. What happens when they're thrust into a warzone with less than accurate information? Can our duo survive their mission and save each other? Canon Pairings, AU/AH

As an actor, Edward Cullen is surrounded by people that he couldn't really care less about. What happens when he buys a house in the middle of nowhere and meets his new neighbors? AH, AU, ExB, rated M for future chapters and language.

**PERMANENT HIATUS!** When Charlie marries Esme, Bella and Edward must learn to live together as step-siblings. The problem? They are off-limits to each other - sexually. Co-written between The Jazz Master and travelchica. AH, OOC. Rated M for you-know-what.

My entry for BritishBitches Official Summer Smutvent Calendar 2009. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored popsicle.

Edward and Bella are alone for one week. Edward wants to push the physical boundaries, can he do it without losing control and killing her?

Fresh from graduate school, Bella Swan takes a job in the library of a private Chicago high school and gets more than she bargained for after a chance encounter with the school's temperamental music teacher. AU/AH, BxE, rated M for language/adult themes

When Bella forgets a change of clothes for after her shower, Edward saves the day. But when he picks out a sexy bra and matching panty set for her to wear, how will Bella react? Rated M for future Lemons. Edward & Bella. Pre-Breaking Dawn.

A collection of Alice/Jasper one-shots.

All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…

PRE-BREAKING DAWN: Just only two weeks away from their wedding, Bella tries to persuade Edward to attempt a little self control.

After Rosalie's phone call, Edward is nearly incapacitated by his pain and foolishly and irrationally sets in motion a series of events, culminating in a desperate fight for Bella's life and his own. Final seven chapters of New Moon in EPOV.

Bella is shocked when Edward suddenly agrees to try sex. M for later chapters.

Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

How To Be/Twilight. The lonely nerd Edward that 'just needs a little help sometimes' gets friendly with popular Bella. Things changes when she wants to give him a makeover and take him to prom.

At some point during their years together, each of the Cullen kids intrude upon one of Carlisle and Esme's intimate moments. This is a look at Carlisle and Esme's long relationship through the lens of those six interruptions.

My submission for BritishBitches' Official Twilight Smutvent Calendar 2008. Details and summary inside. Rated M for a delicious lemon flavored candy cane.

Edward saves Bella from her 50th birthday celebrations, and then he gives her what she really wants. One-shot.

Written for Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward Contest. Featuring... SEXY LIBRARIAN EDWARD! Read and you shall be rewarded with a hot and sexy LIBRARY LEMON! Rated M for sexy time. PLEASE REVIEW!

It's Pepper who's hurt, but it's Tony who needs the comfort... Tony-Pepper, movieverse. Please note rating change!

Tony Stark never has a simple problem.

A more grown up Breaking Dawn. Bella and Edward become closer as the wedding nears. When she's finally changed she gains a power that helps her feed. Mixing themes from the Hamilton Vampire series. Not a crossover, AU. Very Mature, be warned!

COMPLETE. One-shot. While out of town, Bella devises a way to finally seduce the ever virtuous Edward – with a little help from an unexpected source.

Edward & Bella's wedding night. Really long one-shot. Big. Fat. SMUT. Warning. or Lemon warning, if you prefer that term Either way - this is NC-17 at best.

Viktor Krum x Hermione Granger. Sequel to Stolen Kisses. CHP 2 Up. R&R if you feel like it.

Edward had to disappear to go hunting for three weeks, and this is his welcome home present. PwP, Lemon, MF NC17 for Smutt!

COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.

Viktor drops a dangerous secret into Hermione's lap. With it, she is thoroughly capable of blackmailing him to stay out of the library.