JuicyJuice
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Joined 07-24-03, id: 424625
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter.

I love Snape.

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The Ramblings of a Ranger of the North by The morrigan three reviews
Why do elves always think they know best? Men from Gondor think they're god's gift and hobbits are just useless. How am I supposed to rule over them as King when they just keep ignoring me? And don't even get me started on Theoden... A Diary of a King
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,225 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape? by Vivien Nimue reviews
A parody of all those strange...er imaginative SnapeHermione fics. Plus many other romantic HP cliches. Dumbedore and Fleur? Evil Ron? Draco the good guy? Boris Teabag the dwarf? And just where is this neverending forest plot device Snape and Harry are st
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,621 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
New Moon Rising by olivialynlee reviews
Remus Lupin finds himself searching for a mysterious book that may contain a spell to cure lycanthropy. Along the way, he meets a woman who is not what she appears to be but who may be, in the end, the key to finding his heart's desire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,454 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Remus L.
Moonlit Memories by olivialynlee reviews
[COMPLETE] A new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher comes to Hogwarts and finds Professor Snape exasperating... but also intriguing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,782 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/6/2005 - Severus S. - Complete
Enter Dorcas Meadows by Strangely Sirius reviews
Ever wonder why Dorcas Meadows was killed by Voldemort himself? It all started with a silly little personal ad. . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Involving a Baseball by kellyjelly77 reviews
Potter has a dream and tells Draco about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Know Thy Enemy by nefarious-marshmallow reviews
Draco is forced to live among Muggles for the summer and soon learns that living the Muggle lifestyle is a lot harder than it looks. And who else does he have to turn to for assistance than his bushy-haired next-door neighbor? DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,796 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2004 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Pit of Doors by fishkisser reviews
Summery inside. (I'm not lazy, just not enough room for it) But I'll say this now, All who review will get to be in the story at some point. R/R!!!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 6/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Kitty by alimison reviews
Kitty Bennet goes to visit her pregnant sister Elizabeth at Pemberley. Rewritten (with your suggestions) and completed!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,474 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter Randomness by VietNaMaEnglish reviews
Will Neville finally beat Ron at Monopoly? Will Jeffy the soccer-playing giraffe finally beat Malfoy? Will Chandler Bing marry Ross Geller? Stay tuned for the next episode of Winnie The Pooh!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/19/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
A Tea Party by a.bolina reviews
[One Shot] Tom Riddle and Harry Potter sit down for afternoon tea.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Of Rooks and Ravenclaws by Tempestas reviews
Meet Huff le Puff and Rave’n’claw, two (fairly) normal witches out to protect Canon from invasion. When Hogwarts is overrun by an army deadlier than Voldemort's, both they and timid first year Orla Quirke must stave the intruders off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,119 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003
An Elaborate Plot by MelWil reviews
(Tearstains) Ron comes home to an empty place
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harry potter and the Warlock's Wafer by Reclusive Watermelon Angelrock reviews
Some kid called harry discovers he's a witch, and he goes to school.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 6/1/2003 - Harry P.
The Cheesy version of OOTP by beorn J reviews
Cheese galore! I dedicate this fan fic to whoever was responsible for the cheesiness of the HP movies. OOTP spoilers. Rated PG for ONE swear word
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/19/2004 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Harry P.
The Revelations of Ron by thebratprincelestat reviews
JESUS: Coming soon to a Hogwarts near you
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/21/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004 - Ron W., Harry P.
Harry Potter's Speaking Disability by Who Died of Ennui reviews
A strange weird tale of things which I'm not quite sure of... Chapter 2 finally up! Please R&R (and... this is a PARODY).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Diaries of a MarySue Author by Sharap'n reviews
People just don't realise how revolting MarySues are. Will soon be rewritten and reposted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,974 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Poo, Merde and Dave The Laugh by dancingmango reviews
With the Sex God off to Kiwi-a-gogo Land, who knows where Georgia's red bottomosity could lead her? UPDATED!
Confessions of Georgia Nicolson - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 11/2/2003
The What If Files of Harry Potter by Iba Soloway reviews
What if this and that happened in the Harry Potter World? You never know. My second What IF file....think I over did it...lol.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
Abort! Abort! by a.bolina reviews
[One Shot] Hermione finds herself in a tight spot. Perhaps Snape can help....? Senseless fluff at its finest... or worst. You be the judge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Ball of Wonder by Fenixmagic reviews
A uniquely strange crossover. See if you can guess the identity of the guest before your little brother does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/7/2003 - Complete
A Noble HP Fanfic Mockery Indeed by FuriousYak reviews
A horrid mix of the sad, mad, and bad fanfics I have read, dabbed with what I hope is humor, and possibly sarcasm. Read and reveiw!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003
Minerva's Game by Who Died of Ennui reviews
A parody (so it's a SPOOF, okay?), of all those Severus Snape Minerva McGonagall romances out there... Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/28/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Take Me, Kill Me by hel1234 reviews
“Harry Potter.” He spat in his cold, high voice. “Harry Potter must be killed.” Voldemorts desire; his obsession has grown. And when all plans fail, when all hope is lost, Voldemort looks to someone younger, more innocent to do what he never could
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,573 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2003 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter: Insane and Psychotic by Wings of Jade reviews
OMG! Ginny is killing Hermione because she wants Draco? Lord Voldemort suddenly turns incredibly stupid? Viktor and Fleur and Snape don't get any credit? I can't believe I wrote such a crazy and senseless fic...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2003
A Dose of Strong Painkillers by Argentus 9 reviews
AU. An absolutely insane parody with a featured oddity of every character... how can you go wrong with a schizophrenic Hermione, psychopathic Dumbledore, and a defective clone of Harry himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Harry P.
If they were all somewhat insane by CatAndCanine reviews
Various clips of the Harry Potter characters at the most weirdest. Now with a 3rd Chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003
Neon Fishies and Cocoa Puffs by Queen-Me reviews
Weirdness. Yay. WARNING: Includes ponies, grilled cheese, and illegal Christmas tree buying.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2003 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Luna L., Voldemort
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
101 ways to Drive Snape Mad by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
Harry finds a book called 101 Ways to Drive Snape Mad, so he decides to put it to good use! Warning: pointless humor ahead! Read at your own risk!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
When the Fellowship of the Ring Meets Hogwarts by AimeeKensington reviews
Be Warned: Every one of the Harry Potter and LotR characters WILL be mercilessly made fun of. Most of the characters are extremely out of character.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/14/2003 - Published: 9/8/2003
Library Party 2: The Alarm Clock Fiasco by Queen-Me reviews
Yay. More weirdness. Sequel to Library Party! RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Voldemort, Percy W.
Hogwarts High by Big. Pink. Puff reviews
What will happen to Hogwarts when an illeagle substance is smuggled into everyones food? find out here! rated PG-13 for drug content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/9/2003
Where is That Bloody Voldemort When You Need Him? by Sinical-Sarchasm reviews
Dark humour! Angsty!Harry's life is getting worse and worse and he's trying to kill himself but nothing works. Why can't he just do himself in? Don't read if morbid humour offends you. Makes light of suicide. PG 13 for themes....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
Change by Trinity Day reviews
Lily Potter and Alice Longbottom, recently returned from a mission for the Order of the Phoenix, discuss the war, the future and other things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Lily Evans P., Alice L. - Complete
The Wagga Wagga Werewolf by Thalia Poet reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart assigns a poem in CoS, about his defeat of the Wagga Wagga werewolf, and here are the poems. Oo; Pretty stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2003
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
You Actually READ Titles? by SilverDragon529 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione walked outside like it was an ordinary day, or was it.... READ AND REVIEW AT MY SAD ATTEMPT TO BE FUNNY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Curse of The Stupid Languages by SilverDragon529 reviews
Something I made up 'cause I was bored. Read-OR ELSE!(Scary background music) MWUHAHAHAHA!meep
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/9/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Harry and I have no clue by SilverDragon529 reviews
Something i wrote cause i have no life. At least read it and see if you like it, as it may one day win an award.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Harry P.
Voldemort's New Plan by EvilFireWitch reviews
A new girl is trapped in the HP world, with no idea of how she got there. It’s all a mistake... Or is it? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,704 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2002 - Published: 9/14/2002
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The Confessions of Severus Snape reviews
Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts, and yet somehow life goes on for S. Snape. He turns to his diary in despair. We turn to his diary and laugh. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Peter Pettigrew reviews
Follows Hestia Jones and her relationship with Peter Pettigrew (yes, I did say relationship). Starts at Hogwarts and should go until Harry's seventh year. It's...different, but try it, you'll like it. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
Worms and Waggling Beards reviews
Your typical HPLotR crossover with waggling beards thrown in. Read it anyway. And then review. Gracias.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Albus D., Harry P.
Harry Potter: A Monologue By Dudley reviews
A short piece in Dudley's point of view (assuming he's literate, of course). His commentary on Harry and magic. It's. . .different. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003 - Harry P.
A Day In The Life Of Fred Weasley reviews
A crazy little fic. It doesn't take place at any particular time in the series...just read it, it's funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,248 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003 - George W., Harry P.
The Only MarySue Story Worth ReadingEver reviews
An Anti-Mary Sue piece. I'm in that kind of mood today.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Harry P., Albus D.
FF Police: Attempting in Vain To Banish Bad Fics reviews
The Fan Fiction Regulation Department of the ministry is where all the bad fics go. Can Lein and Cora get through the story alive? Will they be able to convince the author to stop writing? RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Hermione G.
Image Magic reviews
In 6th Year, Harry falls incurably ill. Voldemort is blamed until Malfoy confesses to cursing him and is expelled, but what use is this when Harry lies cold and unmoving? Soon Hogwarts is under attack. Ron Hermione end up in an unexpected place. RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,763 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
HPotter and the Goblet of Old Odgen's Firewhiskey reviews
This is a parody of HPGOF. It really has nothing to do with Firewhiskey..yet. I just thought it'd be a good title because it spells out HPGOOF. hahaha. R/R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
Break Up Over Quidditch? reviews
Ginny claimed she broke up with Michael Corner over Quidditch...am I the only one who thinks that's incredibly dumb? She must have been hiding something, don't you think? Here's my idea of what really could have happened...R/R PLEASE!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.