Author has written 25 stories for Pokémon, My Candy Love, Princess Debut, Ib, Walking Dead, Elder Scroll series, Vampire: The Masquerade, Pirates in Love, High School Story, Joker/Clover/Heart no Kuni no Alice, Assassin's Creed, Dragon Age, and Hollywood U.
Name: Tileah Dobson
Alias/'s:Tileah 'Dobby', Dobby, Lamby, Talulu, Muffin Lady, The Most Sexiest Person Alive! (last one is my own ;))
Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Cooking, Anime,
Favourite Animes: Fairy Tail, Pokemon, Digimon, Chibi Devil, Rave Master, Bakugan, Vampire Knight, Uto no Prince sama, Ouran High Host Club,
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10. Buy him a Team Jacob t-shirt.
9. Picture yourself naked.
8. Buy him a dog named Jacob.
7. Paint his room pink.
6. Sing "Barbie Girl" in your head over and over.
5. Invite him to go cliff diving in La Push, then say, "Oh, I forgot. You're not allowed in La Push. Oh, well. Come on, Bella."
4. Tell him Bella told you that she likes her men buff and then point out that Jacob is buffer than him.
3. Get all the werewolves to wear his clothes, then put them back so when he goes to put on his clothes, they all smell like werewolves.
2. Think about the time Bella made out with Jacob.
1. Ride motorcycles with Bella, then when he stops you, say, "But Jacob would have let us ride them." Then point out the double meaning in those words you just said.
10 Ways To Annoy Jacob Black:
10. Remind him that Bella picked Edward.
9. Remind him what Bella and Edward did on their honeymoon.
8. Tell him how Renesmee was conceived in full detail.
7. Buy him a Team Edward t-shirt.
6. Tell him that when Bella kissed him, she was intoxicated by Edward's presence so she didn't know what she was doing.
5. Tell him Bella likes her men pale and cold.
4. When he does something wrong, roll up a newspaper and say, "Bad dog!"
3. Pick up a stick, throw it, and yell, "Fetch!"
2. If he fetches the stick, pet his head and say, "Good doggie!" If he doesn't, smack his nose with the rolled up newspaper and say, "Bad doggie!"
1. Give him a pooperscooper for his birthday.
Female come backs
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Annoying things to do on an elevator:
2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
4) MEOW occasionally.
5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
6) SAY -DING at each floor.
7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."
10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
19) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
22) MOVE your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Which Team are you on for the following:
Team Edward or Team Jacob? - Team Jacob, Edward sparkles, doesn't eat people and lives in a forest. HE IS OBVIOUSLY A FAIRY!!!
Team Peeta or Team Gale? - Team Gale, Peeta can only protect you from the enemy by giving them discounts to his family's bakery -_-
Team Castiel or Team Nathaniel? - Team Castiel, Nathaniel has too much baggage in the form of his sister.
Team Natsu or Team Gray? - Team Gray, Natsu doesn't strip enough for me.