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The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl
by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
by Annie Lockwood reviews
Hermione's wedding night is everything but perfect for the young witch. Her new husband and long-time friend, Ronald, is passed out drunk and she thinks upon her life leading up to that night. Hermione falls asleep, despondent and alone. When she wakes up the following morning, she is still in bed with her husband. But it isn't Ronald Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 144,214 - Reviews: 1560 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tropic of Virgo
by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20581 - Favs: 14,326 - Follows: 5,784 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Blessing in Disguise
by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
Hermione Granger's world turns upside down once her divorce is complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,863 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bigger They Are
by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 10032 - Favs: 6,457 - Follows: 2,991 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just One of the Guys
by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 4,160 - Follows: 3,935 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
Marriage, Muggle Life, and Babies
by jessebelle reviews
A graduation requirement sends Draco and Hermione to America where they must live as muggles and raise a kid. What happens when real romance blossoms? Follow Hermione and her friends, new and old, on an adventure that they won't soon forget.Not Abandoned!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using Tampons
by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Dream Worth Keeping
by SeanEmma4Evr reviews
Years have gone by since Hogwarts and so much as changed for Hermione...a husband, children, and for some reason, she can't remember any of it. Will her memory return? If not, can she learn to love this man again? PostHogwarts,HGDM, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 134,005 - Reviews: 1371 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Katina Wellson reviews
He's gone. No one knows why. Not even himself. He struggles constantly for a hold on a life that is slipping through his fingers, but he can't quite grasp the stability. And the ones he left behind? Tragic, emotionless casualties. CH 14: Guardian Angel
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,039 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Daddy, how are babies made?
by icyslumber reviews
She is Granger's daughter, so the questions can be forgiven. But that inquisitive child sometimes takes it to the limit! Draco's been put in an uncomfortable situation! DHr. Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by Recipe reviews
Please DO NOT READ. Going under REWRITE in a new story, titled Play On Words. Please review that one instead. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,626 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What's Love got to do with it?
by Sirie reviews
Hermione is mad and hurt because Ron is with Lavender. She stays behind for Christmas. There aren't many students left but Draco is one. Will Hermione and Draco start something over a lonely Christmas Holiday? Will it go newhere after that? Plz read
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,472 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Advanced Muggle Studies
by FracturedFaerie reviews
Hermione is taking Advanced Muggle Studies in her sixth year. What happens when the course turns out to be more than she ever expected? Contains original characters. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,717 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sunday Night Sex Talk
by Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1969 - Favs: 1,722 - Follows: 952 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Zabini Twins
by Caboodle reviews
In a time overshadowed by dark and evil events the Zabini twins were separated at birth, now reunited at seventeen and returning to Hogwarts for their final year. Gets better as it goes on, WIP, swearing, and Pre HBP! New Chapter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 79,423 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Panic at the Chapel
by Emilytheweird reviews
HermioneDraco One shot Marriage Law. Inspired by a song, but not a song fic. Give it a try and review. Hermione makes a quick change at the chapel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
by bitchfit26 reviews
Epilogue posted! Yay! I'm through! What happens when, by accident, Head Boy Malfoy and Head Girl Granger find themselves time warped eighteen years forward…and met THEIR teenage kids?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,385 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/28/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hogwarts Style
by Sirenfox reviews
DMHG Draco finds out Hermione's secret obsession with the romantic poem The Twelve Days of Christmas and uses it in a nasty prank against said girl. This is the start of a long prank war that just might ultamitely result in undying love. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,091 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cherry Blow Pop Prank
by muffin Lady 0o reviews
Hermione sees the BlowPop. Hermione wants the BlowPop. Malfoy doesn't give Hermione the BlowPop. Bad things happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Parents Too Young
by AngelicDevil1 reviews
For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,410 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 3,082 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Days of Eternity
by Mystic-Ruler2099 reviews
Hermione is being sexually teased by Draco Malfoy and she's not very sure if she likes it. Or does she? But what about that hot stranger she sees in the Quidditch Shop? What happens when they meet again? Updated: Chapter 27
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 48,183 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Merlin, Not Another Cliché!
by The Dying Duck reviews
A series of funny, SEPERATE one-shots dedicated to sexy-pureblood-abused-cliched!Hermione and GreekGod-redeemed-snarky-cliched!Draco. Features overused plots, bizarre twists, and rampant exploitation of the characters. All in good fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,144 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 10/15/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Coyote Ugly 2
by RonFan reviews
Sequel to Coyote Ugly! Mona and Draco are married and run Coyote Ugly with the help of the coyotes. An old fear comes back to haunt Mona along with good news and a shock for one of the coyotes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,385 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Little Misunderstanding
by redflower reviews
When Hermione’s mother misinterprets a meeting between her daughter and Draco Malfoy, Hermione decides to continue the façade, rather than break her mother’s heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,584 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What could be, should be
by wallowinthehallow reviews
Yule tides are done, now on with the fun... Ror and Lore...are never a bore...and luke and Logan make four. Hee hee I rhymed. PLEASE R&R! Chapter 22 is now up! We now have banners for the story find them at http:www.geocities.comebay2384BannerPage.html
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,726 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/9/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004
Two Can Play The Game
by KillerKitty3140 reviews
-- COMPLETE -- Hermione and Harry have broken up with each other. But who has dumped whom? Harry tries to get back at Hermione by flirting outrageously with Ginny; Hermione fights fire with fire; who better to irritate Harry more than Malfoy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,776 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/26/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Can't Help Lovin' That Man
by BlueLemon reviews
What happens when you combine the end of exams, the Great Hall at suppertime, and one Hermione who's been pushed a little too far? Certainly not what anybody was expecting! Songfic to "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man" from Show Boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Rowling and Seuss: Together at Last
by Cassiel Oliviari reviews
Here's the plot, its Hogwarts rhymes. I'm sure you've heard it many times. But this has story, romance too. You have to check if its for you! HG, DHr, RL.UPDATED1019
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2004 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
by jessebelle reviews
It's the summer before seventh year. Hermione's going to America to a family reunion where she meets an unexpected guest, Draco Malfoy. She get's a new uncle, and learns that all Slytherins aren't that bad. On Hold; Up for Adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,235 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
by Young poet15 reviews
Hogwarts has a sexaul education class...Yeah well I've been wanting to do this for a while...I tried as best as I could to make it different...I think I did an okay job...COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Discusses Love
by awaysheflew reviews
So tell me, if this isn't love, what the bloody hell is it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
by PreciousLily reviews
While Lily is away, taking care of her ill Father, Harry gets sick. In the hands of James and Sirius, what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Long Lost Loves Child
by KivaidensGirl reviews
Raine has to give up life as she knows it when her mother dies and she is forced to move to London to find her biological father who doesn't even know she exists. Will he ever be able to accept the daughter that he never knew he had? THIS IS NOT A SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,225 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Severus S., Draco M.
Virgin Mary Gryffindor
by wytchen-n-stychen reviews
A conversation between Hermione and Draco, meant to be entirely satirical. Hermione asks Draco if he's a virgin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ski Trip
by Detrianelle reviews
Hermione visits her Aunt in Red Lodge, Montana and meets someone she DOESN'T expect. PG-13 because of my heinous language. NON OOTP COMPATIBLE! At least...I don't think it is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,795 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Collision of two Worlds
by KivaidensGirl reviews
Hermione comes back to her 7th year with a new attitude and a new look, drawing the attention of people most unexpected! Rated for later chapters. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 41,090 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Movies 02: The Chamber
by GNess reviews
The kids are off to the films again where the girls are in love with Draco, the boys are getting along, and the teachers aren't taking points. It's like an alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
The Bermuda Triangle
by Silver Sparklze reviews
A plane crashes near the Bermuda Triangle and apparently all on board are killed. All, that is, but a mother and her daughter. The Triangle’s magic transports the two into the Forbidden Forest and questions arise. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,754 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
by RonFan reviews
Hermione knows that Draco is kissing other women, bu somehow, she can never leave him. She's just a fool. A one-shot song fic based on Shakira's song "Fool." Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
Muggle Movies 01: The Stone
by GNess reviews
The Harry Potter characters go and see the first film on the big screen. It seems EVERYONE loves Sean Biggerstaff, Draco isn't sneering nearly as much as he should and Ron is so excited that Harry fears he'll pass out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,188 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2002 - Published: 12/10/2001 - Complete
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These are the memoirs of one Hermione Granger, muggleborn witch. Not rated R anymore. Please R&R IS NOW UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,481 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Back To Her Roots reviews
NON HBP! Hermione goes to Salem Academy in the US for her 6th year, she is allowed to come back her 7th, will she go? Will she go alone? Read and review. OOC possibilities.. not sure of pairing yet. UP FOR ADOPTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Hermione G.
REPOSTED! ONESHOT! Hermione is doing something she shouldnt. Or so Ginny Thinks. Bad Summary.. Please read. Rated for conted. Higher rating..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione A Juggalette? reviews
One-shot because I was bored. This is about Hermione defending her favorite rap group, Insane Clown Posse. This may not make sense... but I needed something to do. Rated R for language... Uses ICP lyrics
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Slytherin's Twin reviews
COMPLETE! Draco's twin sister Danika comes to Hogwarts. She does not think the way he does and makes friends with his enemies. Will he start thinking for himself? Will he fall for some one? DMHG eventually. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Accepting Reality reviews
EPILOGUE UP! Hermione gets raped and it ends in another life. She refuses to tell her friends about what happens that night. One blonde haired Slytherin helps her accept what happened. Is that the only thing he will help her w?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,291 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hold On trilogy reviews
REPOSTED! Collection of One-shot fic where 17-year-old Hermione thinks that she has no other way out except for suicide, the most unexpected person keeps her alive. Rated R for suicide and language. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete