Author has written 5 stories for Inuyasha, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, and Bleach.
Just call me Joker... Or J, or Joker-chan, etc.
I'm with the #Hide didn't deserve it, team.
Has anyone read Girls of the Wild's??
Me: *Says bad words*
Aniki: Oi! You better watch your mouth!
Me: I can't Aniki!
Me: Because my nose is in the way! XD
"Sesshomaru remembers a time when he was younger and tried to kill Inuyasha:
'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder'"
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
There's a fine line between sanity and insanity and I believe I crossed it a few hundred miles back
You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth.
I'd be good if I could... but I can't so i won't.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted and used against you."
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Robert Bloch
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. -Louis Hector Berlioz
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together.
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. -Dale Carnegie
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.
Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.
Help I've fallen and i can’t...hey nice carpet!
The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.
MY SHIPS (YOU CANNOT SINK THEM):
Bleach: IchigoxHollow Ichigo, IchigoxGrimmjow, IchigoxRukia, IchigoxPretty Much Everyone, RukiaxRenji, RukiaxHollow Ichigo, OrihimxUryuu, OrihimexUlquiorra, Soi FonxYoruichi, ByakuyaxRenji
Inuyasha: KagomexInuyasha, KagomexSesshomaru, KagomexMiroku, KagomexKouga, SangoxMiroku, Kagomex A Shit-ton of crossover pairings
Karneval: Gareki x Nai!!! - That's it!!
Akame Ga Kill: AkamexTatsumi, TatsumixLeone, NajendaxAkame
Naruto: I ship everyone with everyone
Shingeki no Kyojin: ErenxLevi, ErenxMikasa, LevixMikasa, ErenxArmin, ErenxJean, LevixErwin, ErwinxArmin, ErenxEveryone pretty much, BertxReiner, JeanxMarco
Tokyo Ghoul: KanekixHide
Magi: AlibabaxMorgiana, EveryonexEveryone
Noragami: YatoxYukine, YatoxHiyori, YukinaxHiyori
Ao no Exorcist: RinxYukio
Evangelion: KaworuxShinji, ShinjixRei, ShinjixMisato, AsumaxRei, ShinjixAsuka
Psycho Pass: KougamixAkane, GinozaxAkane, KougamixGinoxa
Free!: HarukaxMakoto, HarukaxRin, MakotoxSousuke, NagisaxRei
Death Note: L(T.T)xLight
Fairy Tail: JellalxErza, NatsuxLucy, LucyxLoke, GreyxJuvia, GreyxLucy, AlzackxBisca, ElfmanxEvergreen, GajeelxLevi, SimonxErza, LyonxJuvia, EveryonexEveryone
I got lazy but trust me when I say there are so many more ships that I ship and many aren't quite popular but you will never be able to sink them.
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In".
5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6. In the Memo Field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".
17. When the money comes out at the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!".
18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!".
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity --
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.
Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt
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Stories I Will Write:
Title: The Forging of a Blade
Anime: Inuyasha/Shingeki no Kyojin
Pairing: Kagome/Levi (Brother/Sister relationship)
Spin-off of Reluctant Miko
Summary: She was just trying to wrong her past mistake when she stumbled across him, a little boy trying to survive underground just as she was. With the mindset of a twenty year old, she takes the boy in as her brother and raises him, unintentionally forming humanity's strongest.
Kagome was appalled that she was once again five years old and living in this underground city; which happened to be filled with thugs, rapists, and thieves at every corner. Everyone was evil in some way... but as she stared up into the grey eyes of the boy offering her food, she couldn't help but think that there were a few exceptions...
Pairing: Kagome/Ichigo/Hollow Ichigo
Summary: Kagome always had "special eyes", as many people from the past had told her. Seeing auras, spirits, past illusions, and conjuring a vivid mental image of her surroundings were all her forte. However, being able to see these "Zanpakutos" was not...and she wasn't sure how to deal with them...
Summary: Orihime told a little lie, so she enlists the help of her secret miko friend Kagome. All is well now, with everyone thinking she has a good, trustworthy, (and secretively powerful) girlfriend. Or at least until Orihime starts developing genuine feelings for her pretend girlfriend...
Title: Nighttime Accommodation
Summary: She was just trying to make sure Yukine wasn't scared, but Yato's jealousy lead to her being sandwiched between the two when it's time for bed. Oneshot!
Pairing: Kagome/Izaya, Kagome/Shizuo(Brother/Sister)
Summary: Shizuo Heiwajima has a twin sister- who is almost his exact opposite. Dark hair, bright eyes, nice; with a lot of sass in her persona. No one actually believed them when they explained their relationship...that is until Kagome lost her temper.
Summary: Kagome wasn't even sure she could handle three students, now she has five. Including: Student!Kakashi and Student!Itachi