Emerald Mist1
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Joined 09-09-12, id: 4249034, Profile Updated: 02-20-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Yu-Gi-Oh, Twilight, Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード, and Alex Rider.

M'kay, I'm female, and have no life whatsoever so I spend my time on fanfiction, adultfanfiction, and fictionpress. Things in life do not go as planned. As soon as I can I'm getting out of this dump of a town, but a paper route can only get so much money.

HELP ME HATCH MY POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
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Favorite things:

Harry Potter, duh

Chocolate!

Copy 'n' Paste things

Yugioh!

Pokemon

Digimon

Twilight(but only crossovers)

Books

Writing

Singing off key with my friends

Playing my guitar

Music

Winx Club

Yaoi

Yuri

GAY STRAIGHT ALLIANCE!

THINGS I ABSOLUTELY HATE

1 abortion

2 Rape

3 People who are fake

4 Pretenders who think they know every little shite about someone

5 Liars

6 Hypocrites

7 Haters

8 Cancer

9 Depression

10 Drama

11 My oh so lovely ex's(note the implied sarcasm)

12 My ex best friend who I thought would always have my back, no matter how fucked up I am

COPY AND PASTE

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

Girl: She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

95 percent of teens would become anorexic if someone called them fat, if you are the 5 percent who would tell the person, "Well, looks like I'll survive the harsh winter!" copy and paste this into you profile.

If what most people call funny you call creepy, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 of 100 teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! NOW POST IT OR I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, And you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma SOta Balcu", as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night, she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

If you like reading fanfic, copy and paste this

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(I am not)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (People have rights too you know)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (Never in a million years)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (WTF?)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (again WTF?)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (No that’s just how I am)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual(That’s stupid)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Bangs head on a wall)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I’m a freckin’ girl too)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (
Not true
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG ASS.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Punches nearest person out of anger)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat (Again not very much)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (I just don’t want to date.)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (Screw this thing)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty (Now I’m pissed)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (Doesn’t that mean everyone is?)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (I am a very responsible person.)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (I was born in the US)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party (WTF? Most of us hate even going to school dance)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy(… Moving on)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
(I do anything but that)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Not really)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(So do my friends)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch
.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I do though)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (I do NOT control people)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (That’s plain rude)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. ( This doesn’t even come close I’m far away from being crazy or obsessed.)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(Right… moving on before I punch someone again.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Wrong)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Again this is stupid)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Again WTF?)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (So in other words my whole school is filled. In other words this is stupid.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
(1. I am not a hippy, 2. I do not hug trees)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Moving on,)
ICHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex
.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Again, wrong)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
(No comment)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
(Punches wall)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (No I'm one of the smartest in my class)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I'm not really into that stuff!!)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Im DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird(Yay!)

This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed...If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you enjoy watching people get kicked in the groin, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. Crocs are cool! Not handbags!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you fantasize about meeting one or more of the characters you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Emerald MAlfoy/Missing My Friend

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people that don't mix up you're and your, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like OC's,copy and paste this to your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

Most people think that Mario rocks. If you're one of the few people who think that the Koopas could kick Mario's fat behind any day and that Peach deserves better, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile

If you like Kirby, Pokemon, Zelda, Mario, yet for some reason hate Warioware, Donkey kong, Metal gear solid, Star fox, and Kid Icarus, or the other way around, copy and paste this into your profile,

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obbsesed beyond obbsession with ANY anime or manga, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done something stupid just for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want a pet wolf, copy and paste this into your profile

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile.

If you usaually get glared at for being too hyper and saying stuff that doesn't make sense copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate flamers that point out every single little detail that is wrong in their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you consider being called weird a compliment, copy and paste this onto yout profile and add your name to the list. Commander Gecko S., Snowfeather, Lionpaw16, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, PokeTrainer, Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. If you're one of that eighty percent, copy and paste this into your profile. (And PROUD of it!)

If you always have something on your mind then copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever wondered why you exist and/or why your name is what it is then copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of ever line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny))

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I think the sky should be pink. How come we drive on parkways, but park on driveways? Or why are apartments called 'apartments' when they're all stuck together? Lemonade tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that dumb Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on your head and sing theme songs, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

If you're disgusted by the way most teenagers are acting nowadays, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

There are tons of people that are extremely concerned about couples in fanfiction. If you like or dislike certain couples, but still have nothing against those with different views, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an author you highly respect, copy and paste this into your profile and add their name to the list: Dewdrop13, Umbreon Mastah, Livcario, Mind seeker, Marx RULES all Popstar, Pikana, Metakight4ever, Mr. Pichu, PKAurora, AzizaViperWadjet

The Story of Link and Zelda

Why do people not like our pairing?

Is it because of our classes?

We can't help what class we're born to.

It's who we are.

We're sorry for being so different.

Why am I paired with others?

Is it because Link's a commoner?

I can't help but love him, the Hero of Time.

He's who I love.

I'm sorry for being a princess.

Why am I paired with others?

Is it because Zelda's a princess?

I can't help but love her, the Princess of Destiny.

She's who I love.

I'm sorry for being a commoner.

He has saved my life.

She gives me strength.

He has saved Hyrule.

She is a just and wise ruler.

Our fates have intertwined.

Our hearts have forged a golden bond.

Yet, many still hate our love.

We can't help but fall in love.

It's who we are.

We're sorry for falling in love.

ZELINK FOREVER!! Copy and paste this poem onto your profile if you agree

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.

If you like blue copy this to your profile.

SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible to choke on), copy this in your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 percent would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 0.5.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

If you think everything that isn't normal, is normal, if you understand this and totally agree copy and paste

If you think that mice,rats, guinea pigs or chinchillas are adorable, copy 'n' paste this to your profile! extra points if you actually have one or more of these pets!

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile... That would be so cool!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

99 Percent of the world's population wouldn't know what to do if Captain Falcon appeared on every television screen and requested that they show him their moves. If you're one of the remaining 1 Percent that would say "YEHZ" or "FALCON PUNCH/KICK", copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Mewtwo was cut from Brawl because Sakurai wanted Tabuu to be the single strongest character on the game and Mewtwo would have screwed it up, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you respect and honor the dragons, copy this.

If you zone out during the day imagining that same dream continuing on then copy and paste this on your profile

A true Pokémon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokémon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokémon holds. And you'll love Pokémon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokémon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

Animals are living and deserve respect! If you believe that if it can cry, coo, love, hate, hurt, mourn, and long for acceptance it should not be ill treated, then show it! Give those of inhuman tonue a voice, too!

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion
people in the world cannot read at all:
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Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs
is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod
as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt!
Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

Stop Flamers Now! No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can! Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now"

I can't stand flamers. Really, give your opinion, that's it. In fact, I have a little poem that flamers will hate. I use some old language for rhyming purposes.

To the flamers out there

Let I fill you with despair

You are little worms

Who in a review, give one set of terms

"this story sucks, delete this" they say

But I only want to keep them at bay.

My skin is thick I must tell

your flame is like a tiny, burning bell

it sticks out like a golfball to a shell.

Flamers have nothing, only much, much worse,

their only thing better, is a cute little purse.

Now I see a revew, I take it gladly,

Then I see a flame, written so badly.

I might mention the famer in my story,

But I'll forget the flame, as fast as Dory.

But before that, this poem I set,

So I embarrased the flamer,

IN ALL OF FANFICTION.NET!

If you liked this poem, copy and paste this, but please give credit to golfer.

If you think that flamers should get a life and stop trying to discourage people, paste this into your profile.

If flamers get you down but you force a smile and try to type in a happy, non assertive way back, copy and paste this in your profile

c('.'c) Copy and paste Kirby to help him rule the world! (GOOD CAUSE)

If you really like the original couples (MarioxPeach, LinkxZelda), copy this into your profile. (And visit my communityhttp://www.fanfiction.net/community/The_Forgotten_Canons/68784/)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

My eyes are swollen,I cannot see,

I must be stupid,I must be bad,

What else could have made my dad so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.

I press my self againts the wall.

I try to hide, from his evil eyes,

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.

He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor,

with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again

O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles.

Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany

I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sicknes me top the soul,

If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it! Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

- If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

- If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile

- If you ever tripped your own feet, copy this into your profile

- If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile

- If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever run into a door copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever run into a tree copy this onto your profile.

-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

-A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "Eraser Bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. if you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

-Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-You know when you live in 2006 when...

1. ) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)...And you were too busy to notice number 5...

10.)You scrolled back up to see if there WAS a number 5.

-If you've read fics of shippings/Pairings you don't support/hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

-It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit-Gryffindor,Kagome-Loves-Kouga Gryffindor, - Ravenclaw, RipredIsAwesome, Mewtrainer-Ravenclaw, Pikana- Slytherine, Mr. Pichu- Slytherine, Emerald Malfoy-Missing My Friend Slytherin Emerald Mist1-Slytherin

I'm not a whore, (s)he's just my friend

I'm not cheating, I'm with family

I'm not a loser, I'm someone trying to live

I'm not retarded, I'm a genus that couldn't finish school

I'm not gay, I just do things you don't like.

I'm a person with feelings, just because I didn't go big, that I have friends who ask for help, and I do things my way, doesn't mean I don't have feelings I'm not the mean one who doesn't care, you are. I deserve better. If this is you, copy and paste to your profile

End Homophobia:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realised I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

A BEST FRIEND IS:
Someone who is there when others can't be
Someone who cares as much as you do
Someone you can laugh with/at no matter how sad you are
Someone you can tell anything to, and expect them not to tell
Someone who doesn't care if you're gay/strait/inbetween
Someone who cares what you are doing when they/you are away
Someone who relies on your advice, but also is a shoulder to lean on
A best friend is someone you love as much as they love you!

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU EVER WISHED AN ANIME/BOOK WAS REAL!

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU ACTUALLY READ LONG-@$$ PROFILES (PM the person that you got this from, and remind them to pm the person they got it from and so on I did create this)

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What is Right: Year Two by Emma Lipardi reviews
SEQUEL TO "WHAT IS RIGHT"! The summer before Harry's second year brings a lot of changes. His knowledge of the future is not always helpful. Strange things are happening, and he doesn't know what to do.
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Everlasting by Midnight Phantasma reviews
Danny knew there was no use in turning back now. It would just hurt more people, including himself. Now, many miles away, he's truly hurt, exhausted, lost, and delirious. In this state, there's not much anyone can do for him, except for one family who is determined and stubborn enough to try and turn his life back around.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,653 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Danny F.
The SAS Is Never Far Away by DarthZ reviews
Last time, the SEALs went to visit the SAS. Now it's the SAS's turn. There may or may not be a small cameo from NCIS Includes all and then some of the characters from the Navy SEALs at Brecon Beacons, for which this is the sequel.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,213 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Error of Tragedies by Life Sucks 4 Me reviews
Harry Potter as the neglected and abused brother of the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry Potter/Viktor Krum- manipulative!Dumbledore, abusive!Potters. This Adopted from Chinsuihime
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 70,874 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Viktor K., OC
Edge of the Shadows by helpmethinkofausername reviews
There's an unknown threat, and all Alex knows is that Scorpia is involved. When they start targeting people at Alex's school, Blunt comes up with a plan. Unfortunately, Alex doesn't appreciate it. Neither do the SAS soldiers at Brecon Beacons. When things get personal, Alex has to choose: go after Scorpia himself or sit quietly? If he trusted MI6, this choice would be much easier.
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Summer is over. Harry is back to school and Rabastan with Voldemort. Secrets unfold, masks fall and Harry faces the consequences of his summer romance.SEQUEL TO A SUMMER ESCAPE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 103,171 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Rabastan L.
There's No Such Thing as Normal by onewealthyhobo reviews
Now I really get it. The kid ain't normal. 'Daddy' can't leave the kid with someone. They'd find out, they'd hurt him, they'd call someone to take him away, open him up and see what's inside. TV says it's bullshit,I know better. Slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,671 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 2,441 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine
Love Finds A Way, Where Wolves Fear To Prey by SecretAnimosity reviews
EDITED VERSION. Warnings: MPREG and SLASH, Dark!Dominant!Veela!Draco/Dark!Sub!Mate!Harry Draco's finally able to step out from behind his father and prove himself, much to the surprise of everyone. However when he comes into a long awaited inheritance, truths come to light, and masks are shed, a shocking romance will rock the wizarding world to its core.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,077 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Light in the Darkness by PokemonHero reviews
Amber was living an average life. Until she was turned into Eevee. Now she must learn to survive in her new form. Will she ever find a way to become a human again? What about her new friend, an Absol named Soru? Find out.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,238 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Eevee/Eievui, Absol
Una Rosa Blu by Tihany reviews
Odd's mom is in a coma, and he rushes back to Italy to be with his family. But his need for a friend brings Ulrich to Italy with him. UlrichxOdd Rating may or may not change. Formerly The Truth Hurts; name has been changed.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Ulrich S., Odd D.
Alex Rider: SAS School Kids by TS3KayMarie reviews
Alex Rider has been in SAS for two year. Ever since Jack was killed by Scorpia. Alex was only 14 at the time and had to leave everything behind. He is now 16 and MI6 decided to send thirty student from his old school to SAS for an experiment.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Harry's Awakening by LaLaTink reviews
After his godfather's death Harry begins to rebel against the people of Hogwarts leading to a friendship with a supposed enemy, family he never knew of, new powers, a new look, new school, and a possessive veela. SLASH, H/OMC, creature!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,359 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Harry P., OC
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. Sequel to Noir et blanc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - [Harry P., Voldemort] - Complete
Pet by Random Dispatcher reviews
The Dursley's make a run for it when Harry's numerous Hogwart's invitation letters arrive they don't stop on that little island, they stop when the owls stop when the family arrives in Sunnydale, California. BTVS Crossover Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,349 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 897 - Follows: 1,315 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Harry P.
Once a Wizard, Always a Shinobi by KingofLoosePages reviews
Naruto HP Harry falls through a portal into the middle of an Anbu meeting. From there it's Inuzuka, survival, and a contract with Remus Lupin? SLASH SHOUNEN AI
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 120,061 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Kiba I. - Complete
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 753 - Follows: 1,087 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
Lycan Evolution by IchigoxKurosawa reviews
Harry's acting odd, Remus came back, and a new kid shows up... in the middle of seventh year. [No idea about the title] [M for.... language mostly] [Yaoi boyXboy READ AT OWN RISK!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Harry P., OC
Smile by Pyjamas reviews
Ryou is a loner at school. He has few friends and despises everyone else. Bakura, an incredibly hot sixth former, soon takes a keen interest in him. [Ryou x Bakura]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,457 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 10/2/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
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MetalBeys meet BeyWheelz reviews
Who is the boy who looks like Kyoya? Why is Gingka needing to rest in this city? Warnings: Hints at slash Ginga/Kyoya Leon/Sho One shot Don't own nothing but the plot-bunnies. Please Review!
Metal Fight Beyblade/メタルファイト ベイブレード - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Ginga H.
The Shadows' Awakening reviews
With the school year over, Harry heads to Japan with Yugi and Atem. What happens when he meets the rest of the gang? And why does he feel like he's being watched all the time? Who is the person who is always around? (may have a bit of graphic descriptions later) Sequel to Shadow Calling. On hold, sorry guys! The data got lost!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - [Harry P., Yūgi M.]
Infinity's Standing reviews
The final in the Infinity trilogy. I hope you guys liked it. Please read the first two before this one. Infinity (a Harry Potter fanfiction) then Death's Trio's job. This one isn't graphic at all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Shadow Calling reviews
Right before Harry's fifth year, he meets the King of Games Yugi. Only, it's for the king to save him from a dementor. Yugi feels a connection, but can't name it. The boy he saved needs him, but he can't tell how. What is in store for these two? Sequel up
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,296 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P., Yūgi M. - Complete
Death's Trio's Job reviews
Graphic-ish torture. Read at your own risk. Involves magic, slash, threesome pairing. Scorpia hires Death's Trio for help with Alex. What will the outcome be?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Complete
Cáel's Life
Though the prequel is in 3rd person, this story will follow Cáel's life afterwards. About how he falls in love with the sandy wolf, and becomes friends with Seth. About how he learns about the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,051 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Seth
Infinity reviews
When Harry disappears from his Aunt's house, Dumbledore searches everywhere for him. It is Hermione who finds him. What will finding him bring into light? Warnings Slash maleXmale Yaoi which means gay couples guys! A few graphic sceens but not full out lemons. Threesome pairing. Finally, mentions of abuse physical and sexual. Sequel is listed under Harry Potter Alex Rider xover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,317 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Imprint reviews
Leah imprints, but on who? How did this come about? What does Sam and Emily have to do with it? Why are they in a hospital? Not sure if this is going to be just a one shot, or a side to another story. The main story is now up, listed as Cáel's Life, please check it out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Leah - Complete
Halloween Fun reviews
It's been two years now. Marik and Ryou are dancing around each other while Yugi just lives each day as they come. Things come into light during one night at a club.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - R. Bakura, Marik I. - Complete