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Name- You dont need to know
Occupation- Aspiring Writer
Favourite Food- All Seafood, Korean BBQ, Ceaser Salad, Chicken Wings
Favourite Tv Host- Ryan Seacrest
Favourite Artists- Mariah Carey, Adele, Britney Spears, Rolling Stones, Bon Jovi, Blues Brothers, Biggie, Eminem, Nelly, Snoop Dogg
Favourite Books- Harry Potter, Percy Jackson Hero's of Olympus, Twilight, Kane Chronicles, Lorien Legacies, Lord of the Rings
Favourite Movies- Harry Potter, James Bond, Star Trek, Star Wars, Avengers, Forrest Gump, Indiana Jones, Blues Brothers
Favourite Tv Show- Big Bang theory, Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, The X Factor, America's Got Talent, How I Met Your Mother, New Girl
Name you favorite Harry Potter characters 1-10
1. Bellatrix Lestrange
2. Neville Longbottom
3. Luna Lovegood
4. Harry Potter
5. Daphne Greengrass
6. Minerva McGonnagal
7. Fred Weasley
8. Amelia Bones
9. Draco Malfoy
10. Hermione Granger
1. Have you ever read an eight/nine romance?Would you?
No, Just no.
2. What would be your reaction if six wanted to go out with ten?
EWWWW thats Disgusting they have like a 100 year age diference.
3. What would be the description for an eight/Three fic?
Kind motherly relationship. Amelia becomes her mom after old Xeno goes crazy when Luna's Mom dies.
4. What genre would you pick for a fic involving two,five, and nine?
Hot, slashy, sexy, threesome, Angst/Kinky/Drama/Adventure
5. If seven played a sport, what would it be?
Muggle sport... I can't really see him play a muggle sport in fact I never could really picture him as a beater.
6. Where would three and four go if they were dating?
Luna and Harry would go to the Astronomy tower. I see Luna as mystical and whimscal, but none the less intellectual and powerful. ve always seen her being top of the class in Astronmy and would point out all the stars and constellations and Harry would do whatever pleases Luna
7.Do you or anyone you know think six is hot?
No, Maybe Albus Dumbledore if he wasn't gay
8.Would you read an eight/nine fic?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ALREADY SAID NO!
9. What would be the warning on a ten/seven fic?
Tons of Sex, Roleplaying, Tons of dirty pranks
10. Four is in a happy relationship with Nine, until nine runs off to marry five. Four is in a brief, unhappy relationship with Eight until Eight cheats on four with Two. Four finally takes the advice of one and settles into a happy relationship with three.
Harry and Draco are in a happy relationship, until Draco runs off to marry Daphne Greengrass. Harry is in a brief and unhappy relatioship with Amelia Bones untill Amelia has an affair with Neville (Okay...). Harry takes the advice of Bellatrix(What?) and settles in a happy relationship with Luna (Aww)
'No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What're you doing? You're burning the shade, the food, the rum!'
'Yes, the rum is gone.'
'Why is the rum gone?'
-Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann, Curse of the Black Pearl
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH"
-Molly Weasley to Bellatrix Lestrange nee Black, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallowes
Im a Canadian and proud of it!
All rights go to my Canadian bathroom reader!
And then there was Canada...
On day six of Creation, God announced to his Archangel underlings, 'Today, we're making a place called Canada. Pull out all the stops-give it beautiful mountains, lakes, plains, forests, and sandy beaches. Underground, give it plenty of oil and precious minerals. Oh, and a generous amount of fish and wildlife too .'
'Sir,' Interjected an archangel 'Aren't you being overly generous with these Canadians?'
'Don't worry, I'll balance it out.' God assured him. 'Just wait until you see the neighbors I'm giving them.'
Favourite Fanfics (by Category)
Harry/Daphne- Fav Pairing
Moving On-by Xavras, Harry has to aquire a Dragon for gringotts to claim his Lordship and vast fortune and along the way gains a greater circle of friends to help him with his goal.
Bloodlines-By mcknz.blck- Fourth year, classic Ron/Hermione abandon Harry plot, He gets approached by Neville/Daphne and Millicent to join a secret society and learns about his great wizarding heritage.
All of the MunkeyManiac (Currently James Spookie) stories are great and basiclly made me fall in love with the pairing, Kevin1984 is also great at writing Haphne fics as well
Rise Of the Wizards by Teufel1987 is also a great story, Post Hogwarts, Harry joins the upscale soceity in the Wizarding World, marries the love of his life Daphne and defeats multiple threats to his family including finishing off old voldie.
Double Black and Potters Black by Kaden-san is also a great story about Harry becoming Lord Potter and after a two year sabattical goes back to hogwarts a charming and elegant man, this story is good for a great laugh
Mryddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE, recently added to my favourites, Harry is a reincarnate of Merlin and falls in love with Daphne who in a past life was Merlins wife.
A Champions New Hope by rocag is also a great Haphne story starting in Fourth year.
Partners by muggledad is also a very well writin one featuring a competant Ministry and Amelia Bones
Runic Anamagi by Kassian is probably in my top 10 fics just because Dobby smokes a goddamn bong! but it still has an amazingly hilarious plot and shows Harry on his path to overcoming The Dark Lord.
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 is another hilarious story, just after the final battle new best-friends Harry and Nevill weed thru his 7234 marriage contracts, features Lords Harry and Neville, extravagantly rich and gentleman like. Harry/Daphne Neville/Hannah
Anka7995(who is also my beta for Stand) Has an amazing collection of great Haphne stories, really refreshing to read them.
Harry/Susan- Love these fics cuz they usually feature a Ministry with a strong backbone led by Scrimdgeur or Amelia Bones, Old Crow maybe my favourite Author for his amazing Chapter endings featuring McGonnagal perhaps makes the best fics for Harry/Susan
Susan Bones and the prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson- Harry is sent to Azkaban for the murder of Cedric and Susan knows he is innocent and against all odds proves that he was innocent, Harry comes back from Azkaban with a new outlook on life and ditches his old friends who had thought him guilty for some new ones.
The Forgotten Contract by munkeymaniac is the fic that intruduced me to the ship, Harry and Susan are to be marriad via an old marriage contract by their ancestors.
Not the Only Redhead-joemjackson, Good Harry/Susan fic that includes many great and original ideas.
Harmony- This pairing works but only in the right situations i find, My stance with Hermione is that she is either with Harry or she's not, so in alot of fanfics Haphne or Harry/Susan fics she has to be kept aside for some of the total lack of respect for Dumbles or the fact that Ron needs to go, so she does too.
Harry Crow by Robst- Harry is raised by the Goblins and goes into the wizarding world as a Human Goblin citizen
Leaving Home by Jade94- The Malfoys send VeelaDraco after Harry to gain his amazing wealth when the war leaves them broke, Harry refuses to consider Draco as his mate and dominant partner, so the wizarding world shuns him for his lack of respect for tradition so all of his friends turn their backs on him and the wizarding world goes Harry Hunting to force him into the relationship, Harry ends up fleeing to the U.S to live as a muggle, after Hermione tells him that he should just accept his fate. I loved the name of the American Minister so much in this fic that I decided to use it in ROP
Hellatrix or Harry/Bella is a very interesting ship in my opinion, the pairing intrigues me very much but so far the only great fanfics I have read with the two are by Lord Silvere, Earl of the North and Delenda Est.
Earl of North is the classic Harry goes to Azkaban with a twist, He and Bella escape to an island where Harry is found to be the Leader of a northon nation with two seperate colony's and he and Bella become romantically involved.
Delenda Est- The war is over and Voldemort has won and he is stuck in a cell with Bella, Bella uses a Black Family heirloom to kill herself and has Harry kill her, Harry gets sent to 1976 as the first war begins he is transported into the Black Family vault and he and Bella become friends, he becomes Harry Ashworth and with the Help of his allies Cygnus and Orion Black along with Romulus Malfoy they help the ministry prepare for war this time around.
Harry Potter and the Rings of Power- After much thought i've decided to take the story down indefinitly to rewrite it, there was much negativity surronding the project and I have no idea how to finish it anymore. I thank the 105 followers which the story has ammased and I intend to produce a re-written version after I finish writing Stand
Stand- It's just a working title at the moment and I'm still planning it's storyline, definitly an AU and set post GOF, Voldemort's resurrection is made public hours after he comes back and Harry has more of a backbone this time around and will have much more assets to aid him in his fight, Haphne.
Story Ideas-Please Message if you are going to write one, I would very much like to read them.
-The Dark Lord? What if Voldemort wasn't the Dark Lord refrenced in the prophecy, what if someone else had given Harry his scar that night. Haphne, Harry/Susan or Harmony. Dumble bashing and another more devilish and powerful Dark Lord that Harry has to defeat. (perhaps he and Tom Riddle join forces to take down their mutual friend.
-Harry Potter- The Boy Who Died. Harry is saved by a Potter House elf seconds after the killing curse rebounds and destroys Voldemort, Harry Potter was deemed dead but a hero to the wizarding world. He is raised under the guidence of the House Elf and a potter family Portrait and is prepared for his destiny.
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