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The sorting hat says that I belong in Slytherin!
Said Slytherin, "We'll teach just those whose ancestry is purest."
Slytherin students are typically cunning and hungry for power. Important members include Draco Malfoy (Harry's nemesis), Professor Severus Snape (head of Slytherin), and Lord Voldemort.
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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I’M A GOOD STUDENT, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black too
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I go on FACEBOOK EVERYDAY do I MUST be addicted
I like TWILIGHT so I MUST be a Vampire
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork/geek/dweeb/whatever.
I sometimes see SPIRITS so I MUST be psychic.
I go on neopets so I HAVE to be childish
I like HARRY POTTER so I MUST be a WIZARD
Some white people Hate black people and some white people Love black people,
A white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.” The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: “Listen sir….when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I’m sick I’m BLACK, When I go in the sun I’m BLACK, When I’m cold I’m BLACK, When I die I’ll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you’re PINK When you grow up you’re WHITE, When you’re sick, you’re GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you’re cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?”
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
When life offers you a dream so far beyond your own expectations, it's not reasonable to grieve when it comes to an end. --Bella Swan, Twilight
How strongly are you opposed to grand theft auto? --Alice Cullen, New Moon, Twilight Saga
"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." "Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape goodday and advises he washes his hair, the slimeball."
"I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could have been killed -- or worse, expelled!" -Hermione
A slightly stunned silence greeted the end of this speech, then Ron said, "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode." "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have," said Hermione.
"Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was there would be a hell of a population drop." Anita Blake
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"No one is more profoundly sad as one who laughs too much." Jean Paul
"Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it." - Anon
Absolute justice is achieved by the suppression of all contradiction. Therefore, it destroys freedom. - Albert Camus
"In the end we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends" - Martin Luther King Jr
"The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone." Harriet Beecher Stowe
Sometimes bravery is a quiet voice asking for help, when they don't think they'll receive it -Anon
People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion? - anon
Me? I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man, you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid. Cpt. Jack Sparrow, PotC
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me. Rorschach, Watchmen
There Is No Black or White in This World, There is No Good or Evil in Any Situation. There Is and Always Will Be Gray. - anon
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! (Unless the animal was already killed for food –needless waste of those who sacrificed their lives is worse)
If you talk to yourself occasionally or out loud, paste this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile. (it says enter with permission only... I wonder why...)
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If Fanfiction is to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Doing homework sucks. Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.
If you are the type of person who reads these types of things because you think they're hilarious, copy this onto your profile
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...
If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdrawal copy this into your profile!
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
I went to a birthday party,
Now you can either repost this and raise awareness for drink driving or You can continue on in life and pretend this never touched your heart
Things to take
If you love Dean Winchester. Copy this on your profile.
If you love Harry Potter. Copy this on your profile.
If you are a SPN crazy fan. Copy this on your profile.
If you think that Gabriel should have not died. Copy this on your profile.
If you are team Crowley. Copy this on your profile.
If you are team Jensen. Copy this on your profile.
If you think that J.K. Rowling should have put Harry and Draco together. Then copy this on your profile.
If you think that Sam is cute. Copy this on your profile.
If you think that Dean is Adorable. Copy this on your profile.
If you love Castiel. Copy this on your profile.
Dean: I love the smurfs. You know I gotta tell you, you are completely out of my brother's league.
Sam: Burning the painting didn't get rid of it. Dean: Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious!
Dean: If you say "I told you so," I swear to God, I'll start swinging.
Dean: (about Bela) You know what? Your right. I’m not going to kill her. I think slow torture’s the way to go.
(about Bela) Dean: Can I shoot her? Sam: Not in public.
Sam: I think it's Snow White Dean: Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Oh, the porn version anyway.
Sam: This is the dumbest thing you've ever done. Dean: I don't know about that. Remember that waitress in Tampa?
Henricksen: You think you're funny? Dean: I think I'm adorable.
Dean: Ya know she could be faking. Sam:Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? (Convincing look on Dean's face) Sam: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!
Dean: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!
Dean: Come on man. I know Sam, OK? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the Internet for porn.
Dean: I like him. He says okie dokie.
Sam: Kids are the best? Dean: Yeah, I love kids. Sam: Name three children that you even know. (Dean scratches head for while; Sam starts to walk away) Dean: I'm thinking!
Dean: You better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I'll haunt your ass. Sam: I don't think that's funny. Dean: Oh come on, it's a little funny.
Dean: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass! Sam: (looking heartbroken) Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns? Dean: (looks concerned for a moment, then catches on) Cute.
Dean: Of course, the most troubling question is, why do these people assume we're gay?
Sam: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses? Dean: Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.
Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex. Dean: (after thinking hard) Don't objectify me.
Dixon: Can you think of a worse hell? Dean: Well, there's Hell.
Ruby: It's witchcraft, short bus. (she leaves) Dean: (mutters) You're the short bus, short bus...
Dean: (to Ruby) You wanna kill me, get in the line b*tch!
Dean being mimicked by Sam: You think your being funny but your being really really childish... Sam Winchester wears make-up... Sam Winchester cries his way through sex... Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by his bed and every morning when he wakes up he... OK ENOUGH!!
Henricksen: I shot the Sheriff. Dean: (stares at the dead cop for a while) But you didn't shoot the deputy. (god the first time I saw this episode and he says that I was like that was SO DEAN!!)
Dean: Don't be afraid of the dark, are you kidding me. Of course you should be afraid of the dark. You know what's out there.
Sam: I lost my shoe. (SO cute)
Sam: What kind of house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks
How to Speak Winchester - Supernatural (by Addriene)