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Joined 09-10-12, id: 4250229, Profile Updated: 04-10-14
Author has written 19 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Avengers, Avatar: Last Airbender, Monster, Spider-Man, Liar Game, Great Gatsby, and Winnie-the-Pooh.

Hm, so anyways, I am Convenient Alias, the name that is at the top of the page. I pretty much write whatever I feel like, though as of late I enjoy small fandoms the most. And a lot of oneshots. And hopefully I can update my multi-chapter stories soon too...

My View on Reviews

Did you know that fanfiction.net specifically mentions on the review history page that it only shows the last 300 reviews you have written? I take this as a challenge. I want to write more than 300 reviews and kick the first few reviews I wrote off the page entirely!

Update: I have now completed that mission as of...quite a while ago, but now it's 4/10/2014. But I'm addicted to reviewing now, so I don't expect to stop.

Oh, and I like being reviewed too. Doesn't everyone?

My Favorite Characters

ATLA-Zuko is the best. Sokka comes next. Then maybe Azula, but also Toph.

Avengers-In love with Loki. I particularly enjoy writing about him and Clint, and their interactions.

Harry Potter-Snape is probably my favorite character. I like Ron, too. It annoys me when people hate on him.

Liar Game-Nao, Akiyama and Yokoya are the best for me.

Monster-I love Tenma and Johan, and I find myself writing about Eva quite a bit too.

Naruto-Team Gai, particularly Lee. Also Sakura and Sasuke, though I'm mostly in that for the shipping. Hinata is also cute.

Great Gatsby-Nick and Gatsby. Daisy, not so much.

What I've Written:

For Naruto- "Four Deputies, a Sheriff, Some Bandits, and Youth" is the first fanfiction I posted on here and one of the first I ever wrote (the others are buried on a computer and deep in shame). Not so great, probably won't be finished, but it was fun. "Tales of Team Gai" is just a bunch of drabbles about, big surprise, Team Gai. A lot of Nejiten involved there. "Of Dares and Bluffs" was based off a prompt, and is just a short but hopefully sweet and funny oneshot involving Sasusaku and Sasuino for the most part.

For ATLA-"Strive Through Darkness"...will be continued eventually. "Applying for the Order" is already complete and involves Iroh trying to recruit members for the Order of the White Lotus. Mostly humor, but with a few feels on the side. Pretty episodic.

For Avengers-Obviously I'm in this fandom for the Loki. All my stories here-"Loki is Cool", "Having Heart", and "Slit My Throat"-are pretty Lokicentric. "Loki is Cool" is mostly crack, a story written entirely so that I could make that pun in the title about Loki being a Frost Giant and having kinda-ice-powers. Though, I myself think it turned out pretty well. "Having Heart" and "Slit My Throat" are more serious works about Clint's time under Loki's mind control. They are as AU as you want them to be.

For Harry Potter-"In Which Eeyore Goes to Azkaban" has a premise that I made up while half asleep, worked to its logical conclusion. "Pranking After Death" is a bit of humor mixed with angst-those Weasley twins. "I Could Fly All Day" is completely idiotic but I wrote it for a challenge on a forum and I have no regrets. It's funny, just rather random.

For Monster-"Picnics and Eva" is based off a flashback Eva has in the anime, so if you can't remember the flashback it may not make a ton of sense. "We Were Never Perfect" is a bunch of drabbles/oneshots involving Evaten, most a little angsty. "Justify" is a short story about a what-if, exploring the guilt Tenma might have felt if Johan (as a little boy) had died.

For Liar Game-"An Interesting Purchase" probably won't be continued. But I do love this fandom, so I expect I will write more for it. Eventually.

For Great Gatsby-"First Impressions and Hangovers" is self explanatory, and slightly AU. "Four Dances" is an idle piece about Daisy and dancing...I'm not sure why I wrote it, because I really don't like Daisy all that much.

Other Things...

I like reviews. If you like my stories, then please review to tell me so. If you don't like my stories, please review to tell me where and why they were bad so that I can improve them. That is the most important part.

I currently have many, many fanfiction ideas but am only writing a few.

Thanks! Please continue to read my stories!

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Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,132 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
The King of Cold Mountain by atippleofyourtears reviews
Deep in a cold place in the earth, an ancient winter spirit has awakened, one that faded and went to sleep long before Jack Frost stood on splintering ice with his sister. With a deadly cold front spreading over the world, Jack and Bunny must put their differences aside to help spring prevail - and to prevent Old Man Winter from eradicating the young upstart that's taken his place.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,592 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost - Complete
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 2,174 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
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Justify
AU. Tenma chooses to save the mayor instead of Johan on that fateful night in the hospital. Now he can't escape the guilt of knowing that a young boy's death is on his head. Oneshot.
Monster - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Published: 4/2 - Eva H., K. Tenma - Complete
Four Dances
In which Daisy Buchanan dances with a few different partners, and tries to figure out what kind of dance partner she actually wants. No real plot, mostly fluff. Oneshot.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1 - Daisy B. - Complete
First Impressions and Hangovers reviews
Gatsby wakes up the day after a party with a terrible hangover. Also, he's not in his room. Actually, he's not in his own house. He'd probably be more worried about this if not for the headache. Oneshot.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21 - J. Gatsby, Nick C. - Complete
Slit My Throat reviews
A mind controlled Clint worries that Loki doesn't trust him. Loki does his best to convince his dear hawk otherwise.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Having Heart reviews
"Loki stared into Clint's eyes. Blue into blue. Like into like." An exploration of what could have happened while Clint was in Loki's service. Background Clintasha.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
An Interesting Purchase reviews
Akiyama is cast out of the Liar Game in extreme debt. Yokoya takes advantage of the situation to make a certain proposal to Nao.
Liar Game - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15 - K. Nao, Yokoya N.
Liars' Patron reviews
Loki takes his job as god of liars a little more seriously, and pays a little more attention to his followers (read: liars) on Midgard. Natasha, liar extraordinaire, catches his eye, and before he knows it he's playing patron god to her constantly. How will that affect Natasha, and how will it affect Loki himself?
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,969 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Strive Through Darkness reviews
AU. The Agni Kai leaves Zuko blind as well as scarred. Will he be able to regain his honor while trying to cope with as well as hide his blindness?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,908 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Zuko
We Were Never Perfect reviews
But we came a lot closer than this. Oneshots/drabbles on the beautifully dysfunctional relationship between Eva Heineman and Kenzo Tenma. Currently: "Eva laughs, throwing her head back at an angle that she knows makes her hair look glamorous. 'See, now you're objectifying me.' "
Monster - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,922 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Eva H., K. Tenma
I Could Fly All Day reviews
Harry and Ron compete in a contest to see who can stay in the air on a broom longer. (Or at least, that was what was supposed to happen. But plans always go so awry at Hogwarts.) Written for a challenge on the For the Love of Harry Potter forums.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Complete
Applying for the Order reviews
Iroh is recruiting members for the Order of the White Lotus. But he is very picky about who he will let in. Diplomatic reasons, trust issues, general stupidity...When will there be someone he can actually admit?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,496 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Iroh - Complete
Play Again? reviews
When Spider-man dies in battle, instead of staying dead he discovers that he is part of a videogame that allows him to reset and come back to life a couple minutes in the past. What will he do upon finding out his entire life is a videogame, and is there a way for him to win?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Tales of Team Gai reviews
Some drabbles/oneshots about Team Gai, particularly Tenten. Mostly Nejiten. Very youthful.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,748 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Team Gai - Complete
Picnics, and Eva reviews
Tenma plans a picnic for his fiancée, Eva. He hopes everything will go well, but when Eva gets involved with anything, things get tricky.
Monster - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Eva H., K. Tenma - Complete
Loki is Cool reviews
When the Avengers' Tower's electricity goes out in the middle of the summer, the Avengers are deprived of air conditioning on an unreasonably hot day. Desperate, they seek out Loki, who according to Thor can make ice. Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Loki - Complete
Of Dares and Bluffs reviews
Sasuke asks Ino out on a dare. Sakura gets more than a little upset and recruits Naruto for help. Sasuino, shikaino, sasusaku, narusaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,663 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Four Deputies, a Sheriff, Some Bandits, and Youth reviews
In the old West, Sheriff Kakashi finds three new deputies to replace his old one. Meanwhile, Lee embarks on a journey of youth and self discovery, only to come face to face with Kakashi's arch-nemesis, the evil bandit Gai.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012
Pranking After Death reviews
On his way to give himself up to Voldemort, Harry attempts to use the Resurrection Stone with unexpected results.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Fred W. - Complete
In Which Eeyore Goes to Azkaban reviews
Eeyore, unregistered animagus, is sent to Azkaban for his crimes. Here he meets another unregistered animagus named Sirius Black. Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Sirius B. - Complete