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Author has written 17 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

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THE TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH :

1. When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay.
2. Experience the cynicism of winning the world cup for the first time.
3. You get to eat gourmet food like horse, snails and frog's legs.
4. If there's a war you can surrender really early.
5. You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4.
6. You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries.
7. You can be ugly and still become a famous film star.
8. Allowing Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride doesn't faze you.
9. You don't have to bother with toilets, just poop in the street.
10. People think you're a great lover even when you're not.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AMERICAN :

1. You can have a woman president without electing her.
2. You can spell color wrong and get away with it.
3. You can call Budweiser beer.
4. You can be a crook and still be president.
5. If you've got enough money you can get elected to do anything.
6. If you can breathe you can get a gun.
7. You can invent a new public holiday every year.
8. You can play golf in the most hideous clothes ever made and nobody seems to care.
9. You get to call everyone you've never met "buddy".
10. You can think you're the greatest nation on earth. When you're not at all.

TOP 12 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH :

1. Glorious history of killing North American tribes.
2. Two World Wars and One World Cup doo-dah doo-dah.
3. Warm beer.
4. Punctuality.
5. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
6. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
7. Union jack underpants.
8. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
9. Bathing once a week-whether you need to or not.
10. Ditto changing underwear.
11. Beats being Welsh.
12. Or Scottish.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN :

1. In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.
2. Unembarrassed to wear fur.
3. No need to worry about tax returns.
4. Glorious military history... well, till about 400 A.D.
5. Can wear sunglasses inside.
6. Political stability.
7. Flexible working hours.
8. Live near the Pope.
9. World's greatest Motorcycles.
10. World's greatest Cars.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH :

1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.
2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.
4. The rest of your country is already invaded by Moroccans.
5. Everybody else makes crap paella and claims it's the real thing.
6. Honesty.
7. Only sure way of bedding a woman is to dress up in stupid, tight clothes and risk your life in front of bulls.
8. You get to eat bulls' testicles.
9. Gibraltar.
10. Supported Argentina in Falklands War.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN :

1. Oktoberfest.
2. Wonderful sense of humour.
3. Oktoberfest.
4. World's largest manufacturer of beach towels.
5. Oktoberfest.
6. Sausages.
7. Oktoberfest.
8. Oktoberfest.
9. Oktoberfest.
10. Innate pacifism.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING MEXICAN :

1. Nachos.
2. Tacos.
3. Burritos.
4. Fajitas.
5. Quesadillas.
6. Tamales.
7. Chimichangas.
8. Rellenos.
9. Flautas.
10. Corona.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING WELSH:

1. You've got to be kidding, right?!?!?!?

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING IRISH :

1. Guinness.
2. Free labour - 18 children because you can't use contraceptives.
3. You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road.
4. Pubs never close.
5. Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend that you can't have sex with a condom on.
6. No one can ever remember (or remind you of) the night before.
7. Stew (made with Guinness).
8. More Guinness.
9. Eating stew and drinking Guinness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
10. Guinness

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN :

1. It beats being an American.
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise.
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge shotguns and cover your house in their skins.
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme.
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING AUSTRALIAN:

1. Know your great-grand-dad was a thieving bastard that no civilized nation on earth wanted.
2. Fosters Lager.
3. Dispossess Aborigines who have lived in your country for 40,000 years because you think it belongs to you.
4. Annihilate England every time you play them at cricket.
5. Tact and sensitivity.
6. Bondi Beach.
7. Other beaches.
8. Liberated attitude to homosexuals (politicians only?)
9. Drinking cold lager on the beach.
10. Having a bit of a swim and then drink some cold lager on the beach.


An American, a Russian, and a Pole were riding on a train. The American man pulled out a case of the finest cigarettes, took one drag on it, and proceeded to throw both the cigarette and pack out the window. His response to the shocked looks of the others was, "In America, we have lots of these." The Russian man, not to be outdone, pulled out a case of premium Russian vodka. He took a sip, and proceeded to throw the bottle and the entire case out of the window. His response to the boggled looks of the others was, "In Russia, we have lots of these." The Pole, thinking quickly, picked up the Russian and threw him out the window. His response to the American’s startled look was simply, "In Poland, we have lots of these."

Three men are driving through the desert, but their car ends up stalling and breaking down. Each decides to take something with them to aid them in their trek through the desert. The first, being a practical Englishman, grabs a bottle of water from the car. The second, being a staid Scotsman, grabs an umbrella. The third, being an Irishman, grabs the car door. The others question his decision, but he mocks them saying, "This way I can always roll down the window when I get too hot walking in this desert."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Student: Probably because George still had the ax in his hand.

Belgium: A country invented by the British to annoy the French.

Funny how movies depict Italians as ruthlessly efficient when they're mobsters, and hopelessly inept when they're soldiers.

The Japanese take snapshots of everything, not just everything famous but *everything*. Back in Tokyo there must be a billion colour slides of street corners, phone booths, fire hydrants and overhead electrical wires. What are the Japanese doing with all these pictures? Its probably a question we should have asked before Pearl Harbour.

The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.

Do you know why the harp is the symbol of Ireland? Because Irish people are always pulling strings.

Ireland : The land of ire.

"You disapprove of the Swedes?"
"Yes Sir."
"Why?"
"Their heads are too square, Sir."
"And you disapprove of the Irish?"
"Yes Sir."
"Why?"
"Because they are Irish Sir."

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

You have perhaps heard the story of the four students - British, French, American, Canadian - who were asked to write an essay on elephants. The British student entitled his essay "Elephants and the Empire." The French student called his "Love and the Elephant." The title of the American student's essay was "Bigger and Better Elephants," and the Canadian student called his "Elephants: A Federal or Provincial Responsibility?"

God has made Canada one of those nations which cannot be conquered and cannot be destroyed, except by itself.

In America only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.

Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.


My Mother...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN

When you go in the sun you turn RED

When you're cold you turn BLUE

And when you die you turn PURPLE

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius. The Russians used a pencil.

(A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(C) The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(D) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
(E) Conclusion: Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.


Kid: Dad, what’s an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is someone who tries to explain something in such a roundabout and long way that the person to whom he is explaining something has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Understand?
Kid: No.

Warnings that should be placed on alcohol bottles:
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may make you think that you are whispering when really you aren’t.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may be a major factor in you staggering around like an idiot.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may give you the urge to call that really hot girl who is just dying to hear from you, when in fact she really isn’t.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may make you erroneously think that you have suddenly been endowed with amazing skills at Karate and Kickboxing.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol make cause you to think that you are invisible.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may give you the impression that people aren’t really laughing AT you, they’re laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may lead to unexplained carpet burns on your forehead.
WARNING: Consuming alcohol may mislead you into thinking that you are more handsome, stronger, smarter, and tougher than a really, really large man named Hans.

Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.

Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans: Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.

Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.

Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they can be bothered to sing them.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.
Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.

Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch four channels.
Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.

Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.

Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day", "mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to be cool.

Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a backwards country.

Americans: Drink weak, bad-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, bad-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, bad-tasting beer.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.

Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

You know you're from Manitoba, Canada, when...
-You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
-You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
-The mosquitoes have landing lights.
-You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
-You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
-Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
-You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
-You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
-Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
-You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
-The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
-At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
-The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
-Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
-You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
-You head south to go to your cottage.
-You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
-You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
-The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.
-You find -40C a little chilly.
-The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
-You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.
-You can play road hockey on skates.
-You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
-The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
-You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Northern friends.

Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven't seen the joke yet.

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed.
"Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.

Four guys were out golfing and one guy hit his ball out into the rough. He goes to look for it. The other three start to talk about their sons. The first guy says, "My sons' a doctor and he's doing so well that he's taking someone to Europe." The next guy said, "Well my son is a car salesman and he's doing so well, that he gave a car to someone." The third guy says, "Well my sons' a contractor and he's doing so well, that he built someone a house for free." The forth guy comes back and the others ask him what's going on with his son. He says, "Well he's gay." And the others say, "Oh, we're really sorry." The guy says, "Oh no, we're not upset. We're glad he feels comforable enough to tell us and besides, one guy gave him a free car, one guy built him a house, and another ones' taking him to Europe."

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The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/26/2011
The Heart of the Dead by Ethereal Bliss reviews
It was once said that in death, an individual has their entire life played before their eyes, their memories being revisited one at a time. They may still retain a portion of their once lost life during death. In such an unforgiving world of the living dead, how will this play out? It's a kill or be killed world. Rules don't apply anymore. All OC.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/21/2014
The Human Hetalipede by SuperSailorCharon reviews
In this extended scene from the episode of Hetalia: The Beautiful World where all of the countries showcase their horror movies, the Netherlands shows up bringing over an infamous movie from his house called The Human Centipede. How will the other countries react to this disgusting monsterpiece?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/28/2014 - Complete
Boy with the Ice Eyes and other Circumpolar Tales by Cap10 reviews
A monthly short story collection for the circumpolar countries, states, and territories. This month's story, My Aunt Places Pennies...War can be confusing at any age, but it can be particular difficult for children to understand.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,109 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Canada, Finland, Russia, Sweden
Secrets From America by Lapis Lazuli Ichigo reviews
Things you probably didn't know about the good old US of A from history to culture. One-Shots and more. Rated T for Tony the alien and controversy. Because nothing is only skin deep with personifications...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,650 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America
Hetalian Creepypastas by R.N.Walker reviews
The nations are locked inside a conference room the night before Halloween. They decide to tell each other creepypastas to pass the time. Will they make it through the night? A 31-day short-story challenge.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,875 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Complete
Everybody Wants to be a Cat by Bri Nara reviews
When Japan wakes up one morning as a cat, the nations know something's wrong. What happened? How long will it take to fix? What will everyone do meanwhile? Sequel to 'It's Raining Women'. Warnings: AU, language now, crack, references, small headcanons, kitties, and whatever else there is to add.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,037 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013
Temporary Mortality by WarpedMirror reviews
What if, when nations rose, their consciousness came first? What if it were up to them to find the perfect avatar so that they can care for their citizens? What if they had to steal a child's life to do it? Steal the life of a child they felt grow up—just to have a physical form.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 4/15/2014
The Ember Island Players Production Of The Girl With The Wolftail by IAmTheUltimateGleek reviews
From acclaimed director Puo Wan Tin, best known for his award winning production of The Boy In The Ice Berg, The Ember Island Players proudly introduce their exciting new show: The Girl With The Wolf Tail! Established Korrasami with a lot of crack!fic based on Book 1 set before Book 3
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Korra, Mako, Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
Angst for the Memories by ClaireStar reviews
It's a troubled world, full of pain, misery, and anguish. Also sadness. Is it too much to hope for happiness? (Hint: Yes.) Starts out in Season 2, but now, who knows.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Daryl D., Carol
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
It all begins by Encar000
Carl slowly witnesses the beginning of the end of the world. A nurse working at the same hospital Rick is comatose in starts the plague.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2014
Doppelganger by Jenni N reviews
It's odd for an emotion to take a physical form and it's frightening for one's hatred to do so. How even more so that they look just like you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 70 - Words: 199,788 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012
Cracking Jötunvillur by SillyKwado reviews
When Norway finds an interesting video on the internet, he goes to show his brothers. However, this is not the first time they've seen this "ancient secret Viking code", and they certainly never imagined that someone would crack it a thousand years later. K for language!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Norway, Denmark, Sweden - Complete
The Seeker and the Messenger by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Russia has a little quest for the Baltic states.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Lithuania, Belarus
Attack of the Fanfics by SuperSailorCharon reviews
Germany planned a peaceful day of baking cakes, but his best-laid plans are shot down when he encounters all of the fanfiction quirks in the Hetalia fandom! A parody badfic. Rated T just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
Jokes Of The British Isles by Iiz42Awesome reviews
Jokes from Sickipedia, a British website, in a few humorous one-shots, hopefully with many nations to join in as it progresses!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013
Letters Between Mental Soldiers by JustWhelmed reviews
(Dear Now-United States of America,): However, the difference is - I didn't win. (Sincerely, the United Kingdom of Great Britain).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/17/2014 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Too Young to Settle Down by whitecheddar reviews
Set before the zombie apocalypse. Shane hasn't met Rick's new girlfriend yet, but he doesn't like what he's heard. One shot. Lots of mature language.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,387 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Rick G., Shane W., Lori G. - Complete
Why I Hate Reader Inserts by Smart Comment Central reviews
You are name, a completely worthless country and a horrible person every guy in Hetalia is attracted to for no reason at all. Seriously, dating a rock would be more romantic. With your ever changing personality and tendency to time jump to random places whenever the plot requires it is about to get you a date from everyone. And Russia is evil because we need an antagonist.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,515 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Germany, England/Britain, America, Spain - Complete
Moonlight Children by Khalee reviews
Matthias is part of a troupe of wandering actors staging their plays across the country. Berwald has just received his commission as the Commander of the Watch in an unfamiliar town. Witnessing a witch hunt, they decide to rescue the alleged witch without realizing they might have stumbled upon more than they had bargained for. DenNor, SuFin medieval AU. Rated M for violence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,296 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Norway, Denmark] [Sweden, Finland]
Die Brüder Deutsche Märchen by Bri Nara reviews
Nations attempt to tell fairytales to the audience. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Prussia, Germany
All the Single Lady by ClaireStar reviews
It's not right that sweet Beth is alone during the ZA. We've all heard about Bethyl, but could there be better choices out there for our favorite musical teen? A few other Beth pairings that might do the trick.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Beth G.
Special Teams by ClaireStar reviews
Tyreese is left with five children in his care after the prison falls. I'm still working on this one but decided to put it out there for the moment.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Carol, Judith G., Tyreese, Lizzie - Complete
Sparrow by Girl in a White Dress reviews
Pre-Apocalypse. Carol notices a *look* in Ed's eyes when he glances at Sophia. One-shot.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Carol, Ed, Sophia - Complete
Nose Nose by Orpah reviews
Moldova says the strangest things, but Romania thinks it's adorable. Drabble, sort of slice of life
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Moldova, Romania - Complete
Attack of the Horribly-Written Fanfic! by LizzyLovesPink reviews
The Hetalia characters get kidnapped by an immature, obsessive fangirl who forces them to listen to a story she wrote about them that's extremely OOC. Even though they offer her advice, she ignores it and substitutes her own racist logic. There seems to be more to this girl than a crazy fan though...I obviously don't own Hetalia. Rated for language and rape/sex jokes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Complete
ManPain by ClaireStar reviews
The women compare notes and share relationship tips.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Daryl D., Carol, Maggie G., Michonne
Hetalia facts and Headcanons thingie by Einsam Ritter reviews
Basically what the title said. I find it interesting learning all these facts and they are fun to put into stories. Also submit your personal headcanons. I love to read them and get new ideas. Big thanks to Rufescent for all the help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/13/2013
100 things Iceland Is Not Allowed To Do by icelandisagaygay reviews
Iceland has tried to do a lot of things in his sad, hipster life. Here are 100 things that he cant do. Ever. Again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Iceland - Complete
Getting Some Answers by ClaireStar reviews
Tyreese looked at her intensely. "Carol, please. I deserve to know what happened to the woman I was dating for several weeks, but hadn't slept with, before she was murdered. Did you kill her?"
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Daryl D., Carol, Michonne, Tyreese - Complete
A Hetalia Christmas Carol by Hazel-Beka reviews
Prussia's Christmas Eve is not fun this year. He's beginning to question everyone's sanity, including his own. Why do France, England and Russia believe they're ghosts? Why are they trying to terrify him into becoming a better person? And, most importantly, why is Germany wearing bondage? Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Prussia - Complete
Setting Things Right by ClaireStar reviews
FINALLY the group learns that Carol has been exiled. They have some strong reactions to it.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Rick G., Daryl D., Carol, Tyreese - Complete
It Ain't My Problem by kclaura2003 reviews
Daryl and Merle spot the original Atlanta group and make plans to rob them. Set in S1. One-shot. Daryl & Merle. Rated T for some language.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
The Legend of Sokka by Klimmatt reviews
The legends of the Last Airbender and the Banished Prince were cemented for all time with the defeat of the Phoenix King Ozai, but another legend was born towards the end of the Hundred Year War... the Legend of Sokka.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sokka - Complete
Hetalia Histories by Girlygeek43 reviews
The past is no longer a mystery so welcome to Horrible Histories with Hetalia. *I own nothing and if you know any facts I can use say it in the comment section.*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 11,678 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - England/Britain
A Merrier World by JestaAriadne reviews
"It says here: share an embarrassing moment." "And make it something we haven't heard. Everyone knows about the monkey." In which England tells a funny story, only it isn't, and France pushes things too far. (G8 countries, mostly England and France.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2013 - England/Britain, France, America - Complete
A Night to Remember by R.N.Walker reviews
Everyone is certainly in the Halloween spirit. They're even dressed in costume for the world gathering. Too bad no one thought of telling Canada to do so, who now not only feels left out but is left wondering why everyone is giving him funny looks…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Complete
A Very Asian New Year by Dawn96 reviews
China invited the whole Asian family for the Chinese New Year celebration and Japan had no idea what possessed him to catch a plane from Tokyo to Beijing for the occasion. First, his whole family was going to be there and second, he was going to stay cooped up with them for three whole days... The year was already starting to look bleak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,735 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Japan, China, Hong Kong, South Korea - Complete
Raava by HerNamewasAlice reviews
"We are bonded forever." An insight on Avatar Wan's friendship with the spirit, Raava.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Wan - Complete
Mochi with Syrup by Bluejay Blaze reviews
Canadamochi snaps and his pancake thief brother pays the price. Rated for mochi violence and non-explicit cannibalism. This is likely the closest I'll ever get to writing horror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Canada, England/Britain, America, Estonia - Complete
Atlas Carnival by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
A collection of drabbles showing the acts of the dark circus. AU, ensemble cast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
I Accept Your Love With Open Doors by Snow Tempest reviews
Iceland meets the love of his life at the IKEA where he works, but she isn't a sales lady or a customer. No, she is something far more entrancing; a refrigerator. Watch as this budding romance continues, or will it be frozen like the food products in the freezer of Iceland's beloved?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Iceland - Complete
Forget Me Not by The REAL FanFic Contributor reviews
*The Historical accuracy is not accurate for the most part, but the outcome is true...* This story was revealed to the public fans on September 19th, 2013- "I'm Davie!" America was surprised to see an actual person within range of this land. He had never seen anyone around for the times he's traveled the field... This is the written story of "Davie" by Himaruya.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2013 - America - Complete
Vimy by Bluejay Blaze reviews
Once upon a time Germany encountered a nation who absolutely terrified him. It's hard to believe that the rabid demon is usually so sweet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Canada, England/Britain, Germany, America - Complete
Iceland, The Land of Fire by DreamsofAnotherReality reviews
"Then why they heck are you called Iceland, if your place is so hot?" One of the world's biggest questions is finally answered. One shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Sweden, Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
The Great Fandomstuck Investigation by Bri Nara reviews
After noticing that multiple fandoms are disappearing, the Superwholock trio, Hetalia fandom, and Homestuck fandom go off to investigate. Warning: Language and Tumblr jokes
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Complete
Valley of the Shadow by Meagan Snow reviews
Toris Laurinatis had always been afraid of death. One might go so far as to call him thanatophobic. But as he thought about it, he realized that he didn't quite mind the idea- Definitely depressing, something of a musing drabble by Toris on the prospect of death. Suicidal?Liet, Depressed!Liet
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Complete
Trolling the Buckingham Palace Guards by Maralexa reviews
When America visits Great Britain, he finds himself face-to-face with a silent man wearing red and sporting a tall black hat. It is said that these men don't move for anything...Challenge accepted. It's trolling time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Brought to You by by DanelleSephton reviews
You just wanted to watch anime. You made sure no one would interrupt; not your dad, your brothers, your mom. But, of course, the only thing left in the world to interrupt you did. Now, all the Hetalia cast members have made it their job to interrupt all the commercials during your marathon of their show. Well, this should be fun... Accepting commercial requests
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013
Perspective by Lapis Lazuli Ichigo reviews
Tony's thought's and observations on America and occasionally the other nations. Rated T for cursing. No pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - America, Tony
Age Matters by oh-the-linsanity reviews
In which Asami decided to run off with Iroh and join the United Forces. "You can't run off with him, he's like 36!" Mako said. "So? I'm 29!". This was news to Mako.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Mako, Bolin, Asami S. - Complete
Substitute Teachers by EmilySamara reviews
Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,943 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
When Stockholm is in Lithuania by Meagan Snow reviews
"Do you know what Satan is? Because I do. It calls itself 'Stockholm Syndrome.'" Short, drabble-y fic from Feliks' POV on Stockholm Syndrome. Stockholm!Liet, friend!Feliks, selfhate!Feliks. Details inside. Warning: Slightly depressing, may seem a bit gory but not really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
When he was Human by The Band Geek Alchemist reviews
Prussia's short life as a human, and how he got where he is today. Inspired by this new idea that the characters were once human and lived depressing lives. I've kind of got this new obsession with writing sad feelsy stuff lately. ONESHOT! Thanks for reading!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
I've Been Watching You by rexlover180 reviews
America has always looked up to England. He's always strived to be a big, strong, smart country just like him. Throughout the years, he's always tried to be just like him. "Ain't that cool?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Operation Ice Princess by Anonymous Dream Echo reviews
Alfred F. Jones is the hero! He helps those in dire need and his brother's (lack of a) love life is on the line. Matthew has the attention of the hottest girl in school, Katyusha. One problem: she can't date until her younger sister Natalya does. Cue Alfred; he has to melt the bitter ice princess so his brother can get his happily ever after. It's harder than he expects. AmeriBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Belarus, America
The Impossible Girl's Chance Encounter by KyokoHonda49 reviews
Stopping in 1943 New York, Clara Oswald accidently meets Sgt. Bucky Barnes and his friend Steve Rogers. This was their brief encounter. (Based on Jenna-Louise Coleman's appearance in Captain America) ONE-SHOT.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Complete
Dissociative Identity Disorder by Fourth in Command Cixalea Jwan reviews
Dr. Beilshmidt is counseling two patients, and they both have the same psychological disorder -the same disorder he, himself, has as well. Matthew's alternate personality is named Alfred. Feliciano's alternate personality is named Lovino. Human!AU. No pairings. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/25/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Canada
Draw A Circle by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Mostly-comedy drabbles and short fics deanoned from the kinkmeme, collected here for ease of reading. Multiple pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011
100 Things Australia Is Not Allowed To Do by Felixfeles reviews
If it weren't for these rules, who knows what Australia would get up to. Rated for swearing and references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Australia - Complete
Nowhere by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
Romano was a runner, not a fighter. He wasn't strong; he wasn't brave. But when fighting became the only option, he had no choice but to change. He should have known it wouldn't last. Zombie apocalypse AU, oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Simple by Paperwaltz reviews
A look at Denmark, Norway, and Sweden's first meeting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Denmark, Norway, Sweden - Complete
North American Switch by Dixie C Jones reviews
Canada and America decide to swap at a world meeting but its harder then it looks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Sophia by VintageSun reviews
ONESHOT. My take on what happened to Sophia and why Daryl found many clues, even though she was in the barn all along.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Sophia - Complete
Invented in Korea by Laburnum Steelfang
Kinkmeme deanon; Korea's on a mission to show off things he really did invent. Hints of AmeKor, not shipping-focused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/25/2013 - America, South Korea - Complete
Parody of every bad Hetalia fic ever by LovingthesuninSA reviews
(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
Marry Me by i-swear-we-were-sufinite reviews
Sweden does not understand Finland's Eurovision entry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Glenn's Story by silent rider7 reviews
The world goes to hell and it is to much for a un-confident pizza deliverer to handle. And so he must leave all his past behind and find himself with a group of survivors that will help him through the world and make him a man he always wished he was. R&R!
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Glenn
This is not a Song Contest This Is WAR by BrOkEnToYbOx reviews
The Eurovision is not a song contest, it is the Hunger Games of Europe. War. And at the next world meeting, bad feelings are still held between the countries. And it only takes one boastful Dane to set everybody off bang. PURE CRACK FOR THE EUROVISION. DO. NOT. TAKE. SERIOUSLY. But enjoy! XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Complete
Interruption by LReads reviews
Berwald gets the wrong idea from the Finnish Eurovision entry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/16/2013 - [Sweden, Finland] - Complete
Liberty, Equality, and Fraternity by Jenni N reviews
There are things that countries must endure in order to survive, even if it means their people won't.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2013 - France - Complete
Aegukga by CeeKim reviews
Era of Japanese occupation in Korea. Who are you to say you are better, stronger, smarter, more superior? You can't. Because I am Korea, and you will never break me. Non-pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
21 Hetalia Street by iiTsuki-Hime reviews
America and England are spending a day at England's home, and America pulls out the drugs. They go through the five stages of the drugs, causing complete chaos in the backyard. Includes outer space, a battlefield in the movie 300, spells featured in Harry Potter, references to Doctor Who, MLP, Teletubbies, England being a Barbie Girl, and sadly, no sexy-pantsing (unfortunately)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Last Axis Power by Swimming320 reviews
July, 1945. Japan oversees the defense of the home islands as his empire falls, and reflects on what the past and future hold. Kinda angsty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2013
1349 Everything at a Price by smoking-tulips reviews
A ship came to Bjørgvin in 1349… "A trade-ship that was supposed to bring goods. The goods did come. But so did the rats. And the plague." [semi-accurate retelling of the black plague in Norway]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Norway - Complete
G'day Mate! by PenChick reviews
"What would happen if..." America tells a joke at a world meeting. I don't even know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2013 - Australia, New Zealand, America - Complete
It's Raining Women by Bri Nara reviews
England tries to jinx France, but fails and Gender-Bends several nations. What madness will happen? Sequel to 'It's a small world after all'. Warning: AU, OOC-ness, pervy-ness, crack, references like the title , and whatever else gets thrown in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 78,211 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Unknown Fear by Jenni N reviews
We fear the unknown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,989 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012
Eighties Draper: Mad Men, 1980s by EightiesDraper reviews
It's a brand new decade but Sterling Cooper Draper Olsen is still the #1 advertising agency on Madison Avenue.
Mad Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Aren't You Going to Recycle That? by Number One Fan of Journey reviews
Yes, Norway can be incensed by things other than Denmark. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Norway - Complete
Earth Sandwich by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. If one person sets a slice of bread on the ground on one side of the world, and another person does the same on another side of the world, then those two people have just made an earth sandwich.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Japan, America - Complete
This is it, the Apocalypse by ChemicalNarrative reviews
Carl Grimes always did what he was told. He had yet to do a sinful thing. So why was he being punished like this? His dad was dead and now there was an apocalypse dawning on him and the rest of the world. (This is basically what went down when Shane saved Lori and Carl from their home.)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Rick G., Shane W., Lori G., Carl G.
My Transition by NekoKayia reviews
Every country must die as a human before they can be brought back as an embodiment. Russia knows how almost every nation died or produce enough of a good guess to satisfy him. Except for America. So he makes a deal to gain such information by telling his own story. Slight RusAme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/23/2013 - America, Russia - Complete
Ready, Set, Go! by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Sweden and Germany, proud nations though they may be, are not above having fun and perhaps causing a little mischief in the process.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Germany, Sweden - Complete
The Doctor by Drac812 reviews
This is a story of another living being who escaped the hospital, hours before Rick Grimes. Read the story of his doctor who dodged zombies and soldiers in an attempt to reunite with his family.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,263 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Complete
Je vais attendre by Bri Nara reviews
Human AU. Francis and Arthur are friends. But when a rift grows between them, they might not be able to heal what was broken. Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/2/2013 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Selfish by Londy the Fanatic reviews
Berwald is an ugly person. An insufferable person. A person who, for everyone else's sake, is simply just better off alone. One-shot, Sweden's self-loathing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sweden - Complete
Outbreak by CrimsonxShadows reviews
Just another Shane Walsh drabble. Hospital Scene.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Shane W.
My Hetalia-APH Theory by Dormant-Sylph reviews
Just a little theory I came up with for Hetalia Axis Powers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Chocolat Francais by Bri Nara reviews
Highschool AU. It's Valentine's Day. You'd be amazed by how much a bit of chocolate and a few kind words can improve someone's day. Side Ameripan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - France - Complete
The Most Beautiful Thing by i-swear-we-were-sufinite reviews
He had a reputation as the "Country of Love". He laughed dryly at the irony. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/4/2013 - France - Complete
Inferiority Complex by Sigart reviews
Denmark is sick and tired of his awesome flag getting confused with Switzerland's. It's about time someone did something about it! Crack crackity crack. Dialogue only.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Denmark, Switzerland - Complete
Vive la Révolution! by Melody Syper Carston reviews
"I want the Nation of France to be beheaded in front of his people. Today marks the beginning of the new Republic of France and I can't have any old habits getting in the way of my work," The man smirked over at his country, whom had paled drastically. Minor character death and implied Major Character Death. No pairing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2013 - France - Complete
One of the Extremes by Dawn96 reviews
Today was the day he'd see him- today he'd see him, face to face, after fifty years of complete separation. August 15, 2000 First Family Reunion of North and South Korea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2013 - South Korea - Complete
Coffee Chase by Bri Nara reviews
Austria just wanted his cup of coffee that morning. So did Netherlands, and America, and Norway, and several other nations. Was it really that hard? Crack fic, spur of the moment, T for slight swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Austria, America - Complete
Language Barrier by Captain-Cathers reviews
America and Britain can never agree when it comes to the English language... Canada and France get drawn into the conflict as well. Germany plans on killing them all after the meeting ends. One-shot; contains lots of language nerdiness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Between Hello and Goodbye by Splendidly Sarah reviews
Steve, after seventy years, finally gets his dance.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
Titles by SirenAlpha reviews
Arthur has been many things in his life. The most famous including knight and pirate. Unfortunately, he can't decide if he'd rather be called Sir or Captain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 7/1/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Kiss Kiss by Orpah reviews
Iceland has gotten into a kissing phase. Little Iceland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Iceland, Denmark - Complete
Masked by Bri Nara reviews
Drabble about the two sides of America. Dark themes. Written late at night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/16/2012 - America - Complete
Knight's Ghost by rosiethero reviews
Musician Tino Väinämöinen is interviewed for a television show, and has a strange story to tell. Inspired by the show "Celebrity Ghost Stories." Slight SuFin. First-person monologue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Cuil Theory by Sweet Jelly Hearts reviews
Canada introduces America to something called Cuil Theory. America is a little more than disturbed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2012 - America - Complete
The Headless Waltz by Dattebayo Girl
It was a dark time in France. The people needed someone to blame, someone to behead. "Before your eyes, what a curious site, your children have turned on you. And you say, you don't sleep well at night? Well, we'll take care of that for you." (Dark Song Fic featuring France / Francis. No pairing, rated for Death. Song is The Headless Waltz by Voltaire)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/28/2012 - France - Complete
Obsessive Vowel Disorder by Second reviews
No country is crazier than Finland when it comes to naming, except Sweden. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
North and South by ZQ reviews
They were always one empire, no matter how many tried to separate them. And no matter how much time passes, Young Soo remembers his brother's words and keeps faith that they will reunify once more. Kink Meme de-anon. South Korea and OC!North Korea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2012 - South Korea - Complete
Joining the Light by theotherasian reviews
Belarus joins Lithuania for lunch. They talk. Stuff happens. An introspective look on Belarus with a bit of Belarus-Lithuanian relations. T b/c I feel like calling politics T
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
England's Mushroom Samba by ClassyAsBollocks reviews
On his way to sit in on a lecture about English literature at Oxford University, Arthur makes a detour when a man in a neon-orange slicker offers to sell him some magic mushrooms. Unfortunately, he was so excited by the word magic that he wound up ingesting almost three times the recommended dosage. Watch as Arthur commits numerous atrocities in his drug-fueled rampage.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/20/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Russian Monument Liechtenstein by loveboylove reviews
At the end of World War II, Liechtenstein must make a choice that could financially destroy her country, people, and bring the might of the Soviet down upon her. Without the aid of western might, she relies on only herself and her countrymen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Liechtenstein, Russia - Complete
A Stereotypical PruCan Fanfiction by Sweet Jelly Hearts reviews
Matthew Williams is struggling with cutting and depression. When he finally decides to end it all, will a certain albino be able to save him? PruCan, rated for cutting, suicidal themes, language, and general terribleness. DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING IN THIS STORY SERIOUSLY, I BEG OF YOU. I do not write like this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Hallowtalia by ninjakat405 reviews
A 13 Days of Halloween Hetalia story! 13 countries, 13 urban legends, 13 chapters of horror and terror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012
Monster Mayhem by rexlover180 reviews
America wakes up one morning and finds that things are not quite as he left them. All of the other countries find the same thing happening to them. Who's fault was it and why is it happening?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2012 - America - Complete
by Orpah reviews
When China finds a nation-to-be just formed in his country, what will he do?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2012 - China - Complete
Poisonous Snakes by PenChick reviews
Because, in Australia, there are none.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Australia - Complete
Tapping Expert by Scarlet Path reviews
Matthew needs to help raise Maple Syrup sales. Though, it's hard enough to be noticed. What is a Canadian to do? A crash course on how Maple Syrup is made... sexual innuendo style. Rated M because of a Sexy Canadian.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Canada - Complete
Like Herding Cats by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Two leaders bond over how embarrassing, destructive, and/or terrifying their nations are.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/22/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
The Ursine by CCroquette reviews
Canada and Kumajirou parody Poe's "The Raven." Canada is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
How to Be Alfred F Jones by vaatu reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, it has come to my attention that the world is hopelessly in need of a hero. But fear not—you, my dear reader, are mere inches away from learning the secrets behind the legendary hero himself: Alfred F. Jones. Includes commentary by his stubborn brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Manliness by Dragon Silhouette reviews
The Axis and Allies get together and discuss who is the manliest. Hints of crack. Inspired by Terry Crew's Old Spice commercials 'cause they're so damn funny!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - America - Complete
Autumn Moon by MoyaKite
Japan sits with Sei Shonagon and Murasaki Shikibu.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Japan - Complete
Songs for the forgotten Nations of Hetalia! by shadowraven45662 reviews
Originally MaruKaite Chikyuu Latvia but now extended. FOR ALL THE FORGOTTEN NATIONS OF HETALIA WHO NEED A SONG! requests welcomed
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Latvia
Hetalia Theories: Prussia by 0v3rachi3v3r reviews
Anyone ever wonder why Prussia is so outgoing? I think I uncovered his secrets. It could be possibly labeled "song fic" since it's based off of Mein Gott.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Prussia - Complete
A Letter to Mein Boss by ZQ reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Germany leaves a letter for his future bosses, giving them an idea of what to expect from the job.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Germany - Complete
The Things We Do When We're Drunk by pupeez4eva reviews
America wants alcohol. Russia has vodka...a lot of vodka. The two decide to become drinking buddies for the night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Sly Little Minx by juviass reviews
In which General Iroh realizes that agreeing to a game of Strip Pai Sho with Asami Sato is not exactly the brightest thing he's ever done.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2012 - General Iroh, Asami S. - Complete
Iggy Python's Flying Mint Bunny Circus by TheLadyInGold reviews
England introduces America to the comedic genius that is Monty Python. Hilarity ensues sometimes at inopportune moments . Drabble-ish and America's very overactive imagination. Mainly rated T for Iggy's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - England/Britain, America
Guts by CCroquette reviews
'Plucky little Finland,' the newsreels call him, and if there's anything America likes, it's pluck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - America, Finland - Complete
BARRELS! by livvykitty reviews
It all started when Sweden saw a couple of barrels... Drabble fic. Rated T for the F-bomb.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sweden - Complete
Prank Call by Dawn96 reviews
Apparently most of England's colonies feel like prank calling him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
If I'm so stupid then how do you like this! by Thousnelda reviews
America is tired of everyone thinking he and his people are stupid. So to get back at them, he decides to show them how much exactly they rely on his people's inventions. Please read and review
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2012 - America - Complete
How To Survive A Horror Movie by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
Where ghouls and monsters learn the rules of surviving in a horror movie against the nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Canada
HISHE: Legend Of Korra by UltimatePanda reviews
How It Should Have Ended: Legend of Korra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Memories Make Lonely Companions by Blithe Novelties reviews
Francis Bonnefoy was just as he saw reflected before him, an old, lonely man, with little but memories to call his own. Elderly!AU Human names used
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2012 - France - Complete
What SHOULD have Happened in AtLA by daveshan reviews
Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 236,557 - Reviews: 909 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Complete
Soviet Dinner by Dawn96 reviews
The collapse of the USSR. Hungary dashes, Poland sneers, Prussia destroys, Romania bleeds,Czech strides, Bulgaria seethes, the Baltics wait, Ukraine cries and Belarus leaves... and all Russia could do was watch them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Russia - Complete
Natural Noise by doctorkaitlyn reviews
When she thinks about it, Andrea realizes that she doesn't miss the noise.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Andrea - Complete
Go West by le-ouiaboo reviews
America, Canada: de-anon from the kink meme, America as a cowboy doing actual cowboy things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
A Step Towards Independence by Jenni N reviews
No, not America's independence, but Vietnam's independence from Japan, who had kept her as one of his Puppet Empires.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Japan, Vietnam - Complete
Advice on an Impulse by Dawn96 reviews
Belarus, conflicted about her feelings for a certain Lithuanian, seeks advice- or is it comfort?- from Hungary. Cold War era.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
Just A Little Late by Golden Wattle reviews
Peggy and Steve reunite after seventy years, finally getting their dance. Set during the Avengers, no spoilers.
Crossover - Captain America & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/6/2012 - P. Carter, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Hetalia Mary Sue Test by Girlygeek43 reviews
Like any sane anime fan, I hate Mary sues. So here's a test to help anybody making a Hetalia OC to make sure it's not a Mary sue. You may post your score in the comments section. *Based of the Mary Sue Limits Test and Hetalia, I own nothing*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Complete
First Impressions by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Bolin and Mako got their first look at Korra long before they met on that fateful day at the arena.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Bolin, Mako - Complete
The Fedora by Bri Nara reviews
America brings an old fedora to a meeting that makes anyone who puts it on act strange. Crack. One-shot. Fab!characters. Mafia!Italies.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Canada - Complete
The Secret Diary of Arthur Kirkland by Startled Boris reviews
A dictaphone is found containing what appears to be the ravings of a madman or could they be the inner-most thoughts of the personification of the Nation known as the United Kingdom? Warning: Swearing. Genre: Idiocy, sexual innuendo.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,997 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
A Friendly Reminder by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Toph Bei Fong makes it a point to, graciously and kindly, always tell Lin where she is. Mother/daughter love in the way that only Toph would show it.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
Mercy Killing by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
In a zombie apocalypse future, Alfred needs the most terrible kind of favor from his partner Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/13/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Mistaken For Dead by TribalGirl reviews
My ending to Hetalia World Series 39, when Italy gets shot into the sky with a car and Germany thinks he's dead. Tried to keep it as canon and IC as possible. GerIta I guess. -Yes, that is the name of a trope in the title. TV TROPES FTW!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 116 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
Girl Talk by adriaticjellyfishsting reviews
Korra finds herself cornered into giving Jinora and Ikki boy advice.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Cactonic by HawkofNavarre reviews
In which Korra acts as Bolin's wingman, Tahno hits on Korra, and Mako is not amused. Hilarity ensues. Mild Makorra.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Korra, Mako - Complete
Birdseye view by ClaireStar reviews
NEW: SHANE. Some things about the group in Season One didn't really add up, did they? Learn the truth. Morales, T-Dog, Merle, Dale, Glenn, Jacqui, Jim, Carol, Amy, Carl, Rick, Lori and Morgan share their thoughts. I've only got one character left! R&R
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,965 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Shane W., Morales - Complete
Dissonance by Jacquzy reviews
A young Mozart visits and plays for the court at Schonbrunn. Austria is a little less than impressed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Austria, France - Complete
America: The Ruler of the Land by KaoruTheRandomBookworm reviews
Macbeth parody! America meets the Baltics and a prank somehow turns horribly wrong. Can any fix the problem when America becomes obsessed with a fake prediction of his future? How about when he becomes crazed with power? Rated T for Violence
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,544 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - America, Ancient Rome - Complete
101 Things Finland is Not Allowed to Do by bkreed reviews
Tino gets bored during a meeting and writes a list of what he has been told - numerous times - not to do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Finland - Complete
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life by Proph reviews
America has been introduced to TV Tropes. Oh dear. Crack, sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Forgiveness by Jenni N reviews
America wants to apologize for the pain he had caused Vietnam.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - America, Vietnam - Complete
Campfire Confessions by ClaireStar reviews
So, what would you be doing if the world hadn't ended, Shane?" Rick asked. Shane responded "You first, Rick." Glenn intervened. "Both of you, at the same time. One, two, THREE!" Simultaneously both men said, "Leave Lori and become a go-go dancer in New Orleans!" They gasped in surprise and looked at each other as the group erupted in laughter.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Rick G., Shane W., Daryl D., Dale - Complete
Two Sides To Every Story by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Prequel to "Questions". Prussia and Russia both keep diaries, each showing a very different view of the situation. Rated for extremely dark humour and references to rape. Kind of a parody of most Iron Curtain-era fics with these two.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Prussia, Russia
Reaction to The Stereotype Song by Dissonantia reviews
The nations gather to listen to "The Stereotype Song" by Ray William Johnson. How will they react?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Complete
The Bravest Knight in the World by queendainty reviews
The commonwealth is formed and lives are rearranged. But no one can make Lithuania care, not even Poland himself, until it's too late.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
No More by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon. "Despite what messes their nations get into, the personifications themselves could only want peace."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012
Five Times Rick and Shane Covered for Each Other by rivalmagician reviews
Rick and Shane have always had each others backs. Best friends since childhood, partners in crime and in law enforcement but there's always been an undertone of jealousy. Part of a continuing series of pre-canon stories.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Rick G., Shane W. - Complete
Questions by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme deanon. Russia just wants to find out what this mysterious "sex" thing is, but nobody seems to want to tell him. Warnings for discussion of sex, obviously, and some dark humour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Russia - Complete
Five Times Amy tried to Impress her Big Sister by rivalmagician reviews
In response to a comment I received on my other story about Merle and Daryl. Amy is always trying to prove herself to her big sister.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Amy, Andrea
Five Times Merle was Nice to his Little Brother by rivalmagician reviews
Five times that Merle was nice to Daryl, in his own way.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Merle D., Daryl D. - Complete
Disaster and Insanity by Gunzi's Poochy reviews
A story about 9/11, what happened, and after that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - America, Prussia - Complete
Art is Genderless by Orpah reviews
Austria has a problem; he can't figure out his new micronation's gender, and he doesn't want another Italy episode. So, how does he find out?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Austria, Kugelmugel - Complete
Sometimes by de-anon reviews
A look at Alfred and Arthur through the eyes of their people.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Britannia Angel Transformation Sequence by de-anon reviews
It's probably best if Arthur never finds out about what happens when he's drunk. -Slight USUK, pure crack-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Puppet State by Laburnum Steelfang reviews
Kinkmeme de-anon. Dark humour. Imperial Japan is a very lonely man, but at least Manchukuo loves him. Shame his puppet state "Manchi-kun" is, in fact, a puppet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Japan, China - Complete
Death by Yura-chan reviews
Sweden have always gotten along well with death - Viking age
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Sweden - Complete
Jolly Oaks by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. America tries to put England into a nursing home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Land of the Long White Cloud by IncurablyAwesome reviews
When England takes Australia across the Tasman on his first ever trip away from home, he befriends a strange boy with a funny accent.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,401 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Australia, New Zealand - Complete
Untitled by transemacabre reviews
Set during the first decade of the 1600s. Russia's first encounter with a very young and very curious America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
That Ritzy Jazz by Sky the wolfdog9 reviews
Oneshot. Countries had memory lapses every now and then. This was probably the most ridiculous America has gone through...and with France nonetheless. Jazz Age America and France. Hinted USUK and Franada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Published: 2/4/2012 - America, France - Complete
Warmth Amidst the Ice by Dawn96 reviews
Belarus finds a slight inkling of warmth amidst the empty coldness of the everlasting winter.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
RussiaxReader: A Parody Fic In One Part by Jetsir reviews
A parody in which the author is lazy, the country isn't himself, and you... well you have too much angst for your own good. This celebrates all the reasons why we don't read Reader Inserts. Because when Reader Inserts are bad, they are really, really bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Russia - Complete
You Better Run by Scarlet Path reviews
Dark Canada 2P Canada fic What do you do when a twisted Mountie is on your trail? Pray that he doesn't catch you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Canada - Complete
Marukaite Chikyuu: Dread R'lyeh by Laburnum Steelfang
Because tentacled monstrosities from beyond the stars make everything more fun.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Complete
101 Things England Is Not Allowed To Do by IgirisuK reviews
I've seen a couple of these for other nations, but never one for England. So... I give you 101 Things England Is Not Allowed To Do. :3
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Cure by Orpah reviews
England tells someone of his 'friends'. In the Tudor times. This can only end badly...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
And Now For Something Completely Different by Girlygeek43 reviews
This fic is just Hetalia characters in a bunch of Monty Python skits. *I own neither this is just for fun*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - England/Britain
A Hetalian Christmas Carol by Bri Nara reviews
Arthur was a bitter rich man who didn't like the holiday season. What happens when he's visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve? Parody of 'A Christmas Carol'. Rating for language that will probably slip in.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Close Quarters by CCroquette reviews
Russia and Liechtenstein are trapped in a closet. Switzerland is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Russia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Epic Rap Battles of Hetalian History! by LavenderTown reviews
Parody of NicePeter's epic rap battles. Rated T for Total Throwdown.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011 - America, England/Britain
Ghosts by 347-Flavors reviews
Ukraine always told her little siblings: there's no such things as ghosts. But after Chernobyl, even she isn't sure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Ukraine - Complete
Five Times I Almost Heard Your Voice by doctorkaitlyn reviews
The 5 times Daryl and Amy almost spoke to each other. Written for the kinkmeme, Daryl/Amy friendship.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Amy, Daryl D. - Complete
50 Things Denmark WILL NOT Do! by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
...and yet he will probably do these things anyway. Rated K , just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Denmark - Complete
Little Girl Lost by doctorkaitlyn reviews
While the others have been looking for her, Sophia has been struggling to stay alive. Written using the prompts lost, doll, stagger and pebbles.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Sophia - Complete
Dancing Queen by xGlass reviews
Finland comes home early to find something he didn't expect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Silence by doctorkaitlyn reviews
Daryl and Merle's relationship using the words smoke, earth, taut and slow. Written for a kinkmeme fill but NOT incest.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Daryl D., Merle D. - Complete
A War of Words by PwnedByPineapple reviews
It's the 1830s. America and England have a lot of not nice things to say to each other. Historical crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
World tales of Horror by Girlygeek43 reviews
Romania serves as your host for Hetalia Halloween tales. Each tale different but each is full of horror and fear that will leave you with nightmares. *Based off of the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror* *Rating may go up*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Romania
Dirge in Marriage by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Colonial America decides that he's going to woo England. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he doesn't really understand what that means.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/10/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scandal at Hollywood by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
During the thaw of the Cold War, America takes Russia and his boss to Hollywood…but maybe showing them a movie with the most risque dance around wasn't the best idea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/25/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Oh, Mr Darcy! by condesce reviews
Everyone loves Mr. Darcy. Even England. / Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
TMI by CCroquette reviews
Matthew unwittingly becomes a telepath for the day. Hijinks ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Canada - Complete
How Beautifully She Burns by snappleducated reviews
"I haven't the leisure of fear." — FranceJeanne
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2011 - France, Jeanne D'Arc - Complete
The Name Game by gypsywriter135 reviews
The next world meeting occurs, and the nations all play a rather... interesting... game... It doesn't work out as intended. Crack is snorted, and hilarity and awesomeness ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
Horrible Hetalia by HoshiUta reviews
The cast of Hetalia has decided to show everyone the true history of the world. A collection of Horrible Histories parody.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - England/Britain
Chibitalia's Uber Dark Secret by hurg reviews
Chibitalia has a horrible secret pertaining to her true identity. How will Holy Roman Empire cope?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2011 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
What Your Country Can Do For You by niirasri reviews
A series of one-shots exploring the interaction between the countries and their beloved people. Sometimes, one person needs just as much help as the whole. Current chapter: Switzerland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,685 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010
Vikings Be Trollin' by DerpAnomaly reviews
Ever wondered how England met Denmark and Norway? Well. It's a short tale of fail, trolling, and witchcraft...and, of course, England shifting the suffering onto someone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Accordingly Invited by Sigart reviews
No shirts, no shoes, no problem! Sweden is inviting to partay! rated for some mild language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sweden - Complete
The War to End All Wars by Catching Tomorrow reviews
How did a Serbian assassinating the heir to Austria and Hungary's throne start the most devastating war in history? Causes of World War One, Hetalia style!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,962 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Austria, Hungary - Complete
The Magic Fish by Elles Green reviews
A regular day of ice fishing takes an unexpected turn...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/17/2011 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
American Idiot by too.cool.to.have.a.penname reviews
I'd be surprised if no one's done this before. "England has a new favorite song."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Eyjafjallajökull by Courtney JoAnne reviews
Iceland goes to the World Meeting after his valcano causes havoc through most of Europe, but doesn't expect what ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Iceland - Complete
Rich by Orpah reviews
When France comes to visit, America is hiding something. Little!America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2011 - America, France - Complete
Bone Chilling by gypsywriter135 reviews
Another world meeting, and Denmark's an idiot... In more ways than one.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Denmark - Complete
Don't Kill Me! by SocklessxinxSeattle reviews
After a night spent reading Snapped Canada fanfictions, Alfred goes to visit his brother. Only to find Canada covering his pancakes with cherry syrup
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Roughing It by genericnamehere reviews
Finding themselves lost in the middle of the swamplands of Georgia, Australia and Canada will think twice before they ever call America a city boy again. Implied US/Australia/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Stop Being a Nation by Seychelles by APDubtalia reviews
I am done. I am through. I am just sick of it all. I am sick of everyone telling me that I'm a skanky whore. I am done. I am through. I am just sick of it all. You can go find yourself another nation. I give up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Seychelles - Complete
Give Sorrow Words by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
America finds himself lost in shock in the wake of Kennedy's assassination, and receives comfort from an unexpected source.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Keep Calm, Carry On by de-anon reviews
Kink Meme de-anon. France pays England a visit during the German Blitz period. oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Why No One Likes to Visit Iceland by SocklessxinxSeattle reviews
It's time for the Nordics family reunion, and this year it's at Iceland's house. Unfortunately he really loves extreme sports, and has decided his family should join in on the fun
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Iceland - Complete
Scared Of The Dark by condesce reviews
The imagination often plays tricks on you when you're scared. / Colony!America and England; brotherly fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
First Meeting by Scarlet Path reviews
A story about Cuba and Canada. It's about them meeting for the first time on a trade business trip back during their colony days. CuCan if you squint real hard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Canada, Cuba - Complete
Crouching Polar Bear, Hidden Badass by PwnedByPineapple reviews
In which Prussia starts an international prank war, and Canada ragequits all over the place. Ish. Crack. For Canada Day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Importance of Maple Syrup by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. Canada ran out of maple syrup for his pancakes and needs to go get some more. A poor random person becomes the victim of Canada's maple syrup withdraw.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Canada - Complete
How Pirates vs Ninja started by Bri Nara reviews
It all started with the nations having a movie night...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/12/2011 - England/Britain, Japan - Complete
Hetaliafied Commercials :D by SpyNya-Chan007 reviews
Ahhhhh, commercials. We chuckle at their humorous and witty events. Today, we look upon those commercials and descide to add a touch of Hetalianess to it. REQUESTS ARE LOVED! R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011
Becoming A Walker by kanelvr2 reviews
This is a short fic I put together. It doesn't directly involve any of the characters from the walking dead. This is a story from the POV of one of the walkers and what it's like waking up as one for the first time. Don't own the franchise.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Complete
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Love At First Bite by PwnedByPineapple reviews
America meets his true love in 1967. It's absolutely delicious. Crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - America - Complete
Like Toy Soldiers by PwnedByPineapple reviews
In the silence of a dead world, only one question means something. "Do nations go to Heaven?" Character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Published: 6/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
I Swear I Didn't! by Kitty Faerie reviews
Everyone thinks Canada is cutting himself, but he really isn't! Honestly! He's just rather clumsy. Too bad no one believes him... Wait... They're noticing him now? Crack/For Fun/No pairings unless you squint, do a backflip, and bark three times.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Canada - Complete
Naming Nations by Anonymous Quincy reviews
Japan and China discuss what it means to have a human name as a nation. Sucky summary but I promise it's better than it sounds. Human and country names used. *Child Japan*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/27/2011 - China, Japan - Complete
The Pepsi Challenge by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The Cold War begins to thaw and America is faced with his biggest challenge yet: to get Russia to sample American cola.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
The Red Bull Catastrophe by condesce reviews
Red Bull gives you wings! And, as usual, it's America's fault. / Crack-fic USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Nordic Switch by Giant-Rubber-Duck reviews
Based of a Scandinavia and the World joke with personality swapping from the Hetalia side. If you haven't read the comics, you probably won't get the jokes, so go read the comics! Parings if you want to find them I guess, but I'm not writing them in.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sweden - Complete
SatW Invasion! by Giant-Rubber-Duck reviews
Formerly "America's Hat." A collection of drabbles with jokes shameless borrowed from the "Scandinavia and the World" comics set in the world of Hetalia. Rated T because of dirty jokes and potty mouths. No set pairings!
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Scandinavia and the World - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Denmark
Rawr by Semebay reviews
Americans are serious about their television. It shows in America. Req. by someone. Humor?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 55 - Published: 4/16/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Force Update by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
If ya want your favorite author to update, then this product is for you.
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Complete
Who Stole the Licorice from the Licorice Jar? by Moomoogirl1 reviews
Someone's taken Iceland's licorice and he comes in with a temper that puts a volcano to shame. This can't go well for the other Nordics, especially poor Finland's rug.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Iceland - Complete
No More Distractions by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
If distractions are keeping you from writing then this product is for you. R/R
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Complete
The Snow Child by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The affairs of humans and nations meant nothing to Winter. All that changed after he met a strange little boy named Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Russia, General Winter - Complete
How to Become a Successful Nation by Satan's Sweeties reviews
When someone's nice enough to send you a list of things to help you out in life, you should probably read it and follow it. Unless you're America, of course; then you completely disregard it. Crack. Historical. Drunk!US/Canada, implied GerIta and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - America - Complete
Mood Indigo by Konstantya reviews
Anschluss, anti-Semitism, and impending war. Sometimes classical music just doesn't cut it. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Austria, Prussia, Germany - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
What's So Civil About War, Anyway? by Satan's Sweeties reviews
It all started on December 20, 1860. It all started with a note from the Confederate States of America. It all started with South Carolina. From there, it snowballed into the bloodiest war America had ever seen in his nearly 100 years - the Civil War.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - America - Complete
The Human Element by The Readers Muse reviews
"This was a tragedy of the people. And she just couldn't do it anymore. She couldn't live in this world where cool brutality and callous disregard for everything she had once held dear reined in the stead of morality and mercy. She wasn't meant for it.."
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Jacqui - Complete
England's Survival Guide for Zombie Apocalypse by frikadeller reviews
It a zombie apocalypse. What would you do if you're England? A continuation from "Nordics' Survival Guide for Zombie Apocalypse". Drabblefic, brief mention of FrUK, T for language and France.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Nordics Survival Guide for Zombie Apocalypse by frikadeller reviews
De-anon from the kink meme. It's zombie apocalypse time in the Northern Europe, and the Nordic 5 plus Sealand had to stay alive while being cooped up in an IKEA store. No pairing, T for violence, drabble fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Sweden, Denmark - Complete
The Phoenix by JoyHeart reviews
Russia has captured Poland and once again Poland is not going to die. Russia is fed up with Poland continuously rising from the ashes whenever he is partitioned, and finally asks how exactly he keeps doing that. Poland gives his response.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Russia, Poland - Complete
Return Policy by Satan's Sweeties reviews
If you don't like the quality of your product, or you just can't frigging stand it, return it for a full refund. Can we get an overnight delivery to Canada? Crack. Bashing of a certain singer.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/18/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Writer's BlockBreaker by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
If you suffer from writer's block then this product is for you.R/R
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
The British Invasion by IggyLuv333 reviews
Oh, how those Brit's just loved to invade things. As if colonizing wasn't enough, now they were taking rock music for themselves too. But the Americans would be avenged, somehow. At least, America surely hoped so. Set in the 50's, 60's, and 80's. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Substitute by Satan's Sweeties reviews
The last thing he'd been expecting was a room filled with kids that couldn't have been more than a couple of years younger than he was. "Good morning. I'm Mr. Jones, your substitute teacher."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2011 - America - Complete
In her Memory by The Readers Muse reviews
He remembered the first time he had seen her, she had been the prettiest thing he had ever seen, and he had been cocky, and just young enough to tell her exactly that. And predictably, like any proper Brooklyn girl, she had elbowed him in the spleen.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Morgan J. - Complete
Of Yellow Submarines and James Bond by Mushstache reviews
In which Alfred asks questions...and Arthur tries to hang on to the last string of sanity he has.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/30/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Coming Back to the Valley by The Readers Muse reviews
"He was finally home.."
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Jim - Complete
Drinking Buddy by gypsywriter135 reviews
Based on the news report about the owl found in Germany. Half crack. Human names used. Basically... Ludwig's brain breaks.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
My Name Is by Scarlet Path reviews
England, France and Scotland sit down together with little Matthew. Together they try to come up with what they should call this young colony's land.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Canada - Complete
Once by saramon reviews
They were men, once.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Don't Super Size Me America San! by Moomoogirl1 reviews
After learning about McDonald's plan to super size hamburgers in his country Japan tries to get America to repeal the decision. But like all his dealings with America he doesn't quite get the results he wanted. ONESHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - America, Japan - Complete
How the Triple Entente Got its Name by Kitty Faerie reviews
Russia, England, and France make an Alliance before the start of WWI. But France wants to be called something cool! The Metal Pipe Alliance? The Alliance of Love? Friends Forever? Why is it so hard to pick a name? Crack, Drabble, No pairings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Mornings by Tamabonotchi reviews
The Nordics waking from a night that is never described clearly. Calm enough mornings with two in a bed and three on the floor. Denmark/Sweden-centric.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sweden, Denmark - Complete
Consider Phlebas by Konstantya reviews
It's 1934, and wheelchair!Austria is feeling down. Germany gives him a pro-Hitler sales-pitch to cheer him up. It goes…well… -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Austria, Germany - Complete
The Brownie Incident by natcat5 reviews
The reason there are no longer snacks allowed in World Meetings. Because while Canada makes great pancakes, his brownies are not to be trusted. WARNINGS inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
The Wild Nation Kingdom by genericnamehere reviews
America films a nature documentary on the mating habits of nations. It goes about as well as expected.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/6/2011 - America, Australia - Complete
Traditions for a New Age by Maddog1 reviews
In the future Carl Grimes lays dying with his granddaughter at his side.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Carl G. - Complete
Status: Surviving by Alchemine reviews
Two weeks before the world ended, Glenn had finally gotten on Facebook. Spoilers through end of season 1.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Glenn
Russian Roulette by IceEckos12 reviews
"Ah, America. Would you like to play a game?" Russia and America get involved in a dangerous game. England had no clue. Dark humor, blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/30/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Taste Buds and a Lack Thereof by LittleBlueNayru reviews
Once again, a meeting between the Allied Forces gets thoroughly derailed. By what? ENGLISH DUBS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Published: 12/29/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
200 Phenomena by Vatican City reviews
200 drabbles based on the short stories that make up the Phenomena of Calgary and creepypasta dot net. Pairings and rating will vary, as may historical accuracy. Warning: gratituous violence, and repetitive character death. Twenty: The Clinic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,803 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Iceland
A Sleepy Meeting by DisturbingBunnyRabbit reviews
America falls asleep during a meeting and the G8 wonder why...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
An intelligent moron by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Female reporter used 'seduction'. It wasn't very effective. Just some sexual innuendo's that Alfred doesn't understand. "I want you to take me." "...Take you where?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/16/2010 - America - Complete
Red Rose of England by mklnay reviews
To all, she was the ruler of England, the Virgin Queen, Good Queen Bess. To Arthur, though, she was simply Bess. Oneshot. Arthur/Elizabeth I.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
How to Fail Miserably at Guitar Hero by Val-Creative reviews
"Mind taking off your wussy dress and playing a big boy game with me?" Crack-ish. Prussia and Austria. Gilbird. Guitar Hero. A bust of Mozart. Requested by Hetalia Kink Meme. Standalone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
It's really more of a 'hatehate' thing by Niki-the-awesome reviews
Alfred and Ivan watch as their two presidents meet one another on live television. All is calm, before Ivan kicks Alfred underneath the table. The epic battle of footsies has begun...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
No Darkness, Only Light by HarryPotter009 reviews
The moments before and after the transition from human to zombie. Please enjoy.
Walking Dead - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Complete
Romano's Super Awesome Scheme by hurg reviews
Romano must wreak vengeance upon his most hated enemy, the devious Germany. He knows he is up to something completely and undeniably evil. The only thing left is proving it... Unfortunately, Prussia doesn't trust the Mustache-People.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2010 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Because You Said So by hurg reviews
Sad in your own little sick world, are you?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Beware of Drop Bears by LarcSakurai reviews
Alfred plans a trip to Australia, who has a little bit of a trick up his sleeve
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2010 - America, Australia - Complete
Miles To Go by Konstantya reviews
It's 1955. Austria has changed greatly from the war-mongering empire he once was. Switzerland on the other hand…hasn't changed a hair. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Austria, Switzerland, Liechtenstein - Complete
Fishing Trip by smoking-tulips reviews
They don't have much in common, but they do like to go fishing...it's just that nothing is ever normal around Norway. Crack fick with Norway and The Netherlands
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Netherlands, Norway - Complete
Hamlet said Much Ado to Romeo and Juliet's Hetalia by dancer4ver reviews
The countries act out some of Shakespeare's greatest works. England is offended.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Supertalia by Orpah reviews
The Allied powers have superpowers. What will this mean for their lives?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - America, China
A Little Light Reading by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
England regrets letting France into his library when a history book with some embarrassing stories from his childhood is uncovered.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Thoughts of a Pedobird by gypsywriter135 reviews
CRACK ALERT: Gilbird is tired of Gilbert's inappropriate thoughts of his fellow countries... which he can hear. To get him to stop, he broadcasts them for the world to hear. Lots of innuendos and human names used. Rated for pervish thoughts. M for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Phobia by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Russia knows all about America's fear of ghosts, and now America wants to know what scares Russia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Honey, I May Have Shrunk England by OrangePlum reviews
Thinking England has been shrunken down by accident, America mistakes Sealand for his frumpy ex-caretaker. But Sealand doesn't seem to mind; not when he's recently become infatuated with his new American role model. onesided!Sealand/US US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,299 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
Of orders and upheavals by drcalvin reviews
How Germany appears to his leaders, an introspective little ficlet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Germany - Complete
Modern girls are forward by drcalvin reviews
All Prussia wanted was to pick someone up. Why does his little brother always have to interrupt? A short story of dating woes in the twenty-first century. one-shot, gen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Measuring Up by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Catherine the Great, connoisseur of Russian manhood, is curious about how her nation compares to her many past lovers. Crack fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Russia - Complete
The Beginning of the End by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Young Russia wins an important battle against the Golden Horde in 1380, and the end of his time under the Mongol yoke is finally in sight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Russia, Golden Horde - Complete
An Offer You Should Refuse by Scarlet Path reviews
Scotland gives England a visit with business in mind. But why is France snickering about this? Rated T just to be safe
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Conversations by JupiterLily reviews
3:13 dialogue. "Zuko... you should grow a mustache." Aang and Zuko were stuck in that green stuff for a long time before the Sun Warriors found them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Like Child's Play by genericnamehere reviews
4000 years is a long time to live, even for a nation. China reflects.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2010 - China - Complete
Malaise by ClockworkRaven reviews
"He was so very tired of pain." N. Italy during the Black Plague of the 1300s.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Don't drop the soap! by QueenWolf12 reviews
Did you know that 1 out of 3 british people answer the phone in the nude? Well Arthur belives it when he has some trouble finding his phone. Crack Fic! Based on true story!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Communication Theory by orangepencils reviews
Matthew was just minding his own business, at his desk, when Gilbert walked in and threw him the craziest of questions. Innuendo, au
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Prussia, Canada - Complete
Tulips by Streamshower reviews
Netherlands is addicted to something besides drugs, and Spain is sent -forced- to talk to him. Neither are happy. "Por favour, have mercy!" Belgium is amused. Features a headbutting Chibi!Romano. FEAR him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Spain, Netherlands - Complete
A Strange Sweetness by TheKingKez reviews
Norway has some pretty weird quirks, but him and his sweets were probably the weirdest... Slight OOC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
The NotSoFunny Joke by Orpah reviews
Russia, America and England dine together. What could happen?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - England/Britain, Russia - Complete
37 Things to do in an Elevator by LittleBlueNayru reviews
America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 90 - Published: 8/23/2010 - America, Prussia - Complete
KD is the DEVIL! by Scarlet Path reviews
Ah, Kraft Dinner, probably the greatest Canadian invention to grace our grocery stores since Maple Syrup. The idea of Macaroni and Cheese brings us happy thoughts. To Italy, well ...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Canada, N. Italy - Complete
Epic Battle by Seto's Nice Girl reviews
Sweden and Cameroon have an epic stare down. Featuring Finland and Seychelles as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Cameroon, Sweden - Complete
Volcano by condesce reviews
Iceland gets phone calls about his volcano / Drabble
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Iceland - Complete
THE EPIC TALE OF SUPER AMERICA by flying-mint-bunny reviews
This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Confessions of a Nation: Germany by raecat reviews
Ludwig's turn to share 50 secrets that define him historically and personally. What lies under the stoic German mask? Mix of head-canon explanations and historical facts. Notations at the end. Possible Germancest.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by The Lunar Rainbow reviews
A young Alfred is curious about what sex is, so who better to ask than Arthur! OneShot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chess by Hope-Hazard reviews
While waiting for a World Meeting to begin, England and America play chess. A bit of humor. kinda short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Celebration of a Century Involves Fish by Midnightxwolfx reviews
During a World meeting, America interrupts to ask Iceland about a certain soccer team's after-goal celebration. Sounds fishy? Indeed, it does.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
Snapshots in History by Orpah reviews
Just a series of drabbles about moments in history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 121 - Words: 43,834 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Germany, South Korea
Herr Stick by Rocky and CG reviews
To jump on the bandwagon, I went ahead and wrote about Germany loving Herr Stick and the...complications that arise. A very very silly fanfiction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
1940: Lithuania by Servant of Anubis reviews
Subjugate. Verb.: to bring under complete control or subjection; conquer; master. To make submissive or subservient. What happened to Lithuania and Poland in 1940 and '41 .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,541 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
31 Things by I Am The Queen reviews
31 Things that you might not have known about Canada; both as a country and a person.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Canada - Complete
Clotho, Lachesis, Atropos by Konstantya reviews
At Auschwitz, Poland needs Austria's help. To make a dress. The laughter is, like, totally to keep from crying, bro. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Austria, Poland - Complete
Americans and their flags by cursed-horsefish reviews
England has a nightmare about America's flag. Made for the fourth of July.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
100 Things New Zealand isn't allowed to do by TheKingKez reviews
Even the most peaceful nations need to have some rules set in place. -100 Things X is not Allowed To Do list.- No offense intended!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/3/2010 - New Zealand - Complete
Canada's Secret Weapon by natcat5 reviews
The day before the Fourth of July, Canada gets pushed a little too far and...well...interesting things occur. *cough*beaver*cough*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Canada
Stupid Bloody Ash by Iaveina reviews
England couldn't believe that out of all the times he was in America, Iceland's bloody volcano erupted and caused flights in and out of Europe to be cancelled. Great. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Attractive by lillialyce reviews
Oneshot. America was surprised when he found that, to some people, England was actually considered attractive.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/23/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scruffy, Little Beggar Child by starshards reviews
Sometimes it is the actions of fragile, mortal men, that can change the world. Young!England centric .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Chess Pieces by Gosangoku reviews
When the chess game is over, the pawns, rooks, knights, bishops, kings, and queens all go into the same box.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Here Comes The Sun by srslycirce reviews
It's the 1970s. America and England are rockin' out. Russia cannot handle the rock. This looks like it could get very, very bad... Oneshot, gen.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Lonely Hearts by DestinyShiva reviews
Some work I did for my creative writing course. Replying to a 'Lonely Hearts' Advertisement in a newspaper... as Arthur Kirkland. Contains rather random crack, with a few other character mentions. Totally pointless AU. But it's short and funny :D.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/14/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Man's Best Friend? by Red Roses2 reviews
Warning: contains disturbing concepts for Western audiences. South Korea takes America into a local market. What happens when America sees something he shouldn't have? Will their friendship survive? S.Korea x America, implied one sided? Japan x America
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,880 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2010 - America, South Korea - Complete
Slender by Gemini Star01 reviews
A gradual de-anon from the Kink Meme. America travels to the Canadian wilderness to film a nature documentary, only to come face-to-face with a monsterous creature known only as the Slenderman...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,347 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Death of Rome by Hazel-Beka reviews
At the moment of Rome's death, the empire is transformed into a legacy. The death of a nation is never the same as the death of human, and empires can never truly end. Oneshot, blink-and-you-miss-it Rome/Germania
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Ancient Rome, Germania - Complete
Bloody Cat by Lmuffins reviews
Young Alfred learns the wrong lesson about heroism and sacrifice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Worst by RainKrystal reviews
The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst."- Winston Churchill. Trivia question!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
France vs Google by WestAero13 reviews
The title says it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2010 - France - Complete
Too Much of a Good Thing by sundrymunity reviews
In order to woo her, the Holy Roman Empire gives Italy gifts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - N. Italy, Holy Roman Empire - Complete
God's Will by Peridot Tears reviews
The Black Death. If it can do anything more than defeat a man, and drive him to insanity, it would be to make the man selfless as the sins he did not commit. France/Chibitalia, brotherly fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - France, N. Italy - Complete
Canada's Best Dream Ever! by niki uchiha reviews
Canada is having a wonderful dream...or so he thinks. Warning: there is almost a sex scene and the dream was caused by pot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Canada, Ukraine - Complete
Team Fortress Hetalia by Cestrescir reviews
Meet the blue team, one of the biggest group of misfits you will find in this game of capture the intelligence. What's this? The red spy is in the base! Rated T.
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
IVAN BRAGINSKI: User Guide and Manual by 0ptimuspenguin reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased an IVAN BRAGINSKI unit. This manual has been provided to ensure that you, the owner, unlock your unit's full potentials...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Russia - Complete
Paint by Luinramwen reviews
America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Breaking out of the Closet by Car reviews
“I would like your help…Getting out of the closet.” America blinked hard in response, “Well, honestly Iggy, I’m honored. I mean, I always kind of saw this coming...But-" “Not like that you sodding git! I mean literally!”
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cod war by WOKgeotobi reviews
During the middle of the cold war, Iceland and England have their own personal war going on. The Cod war. This includes fishing ships ramming into each other, battle ships and Iceland threatening to end all relationships with NATO. Over cod.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/6/2010 - England/Britain, Iceland - Complete
Austrian Rugby, Lithuanian Bets by NocturnalLovestory reviews
Beware the crack; 48:0. That was the final score, and Austria lost to Lithuania. The results of a lost bet with Toris are...less than classy for Roderich.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Austria, Lithuania - Complete
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
God Save the Queen by Lanaroolz reviews
America likes to sing. England swears he's heard that song before... Edited and re-posted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Final Intimacies by Riter544 reviews
You never know someone until you've been inside their head. You never know the value of your life until you are about to lose it. There is nothing more intimate than being with someone as they die. Manga based and complete
Battle Royale - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 47,724 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2010 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
My Soul to Keep by McMuffinDragon reviews
Young America doesn't understand the concept of death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Youth by Smrtypantz reviews
France learns the art of parkour...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2010 - France - Complete
It All Starts With by Dogfancy reviews
Only Greece could completely change the subject for the worse. RATED T FOR LANGUAGE! Oneshot, no pairings, sorry!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Greece, Turkey
I'll Never Be You by ninjafox369 reviews
Canada has a little song for America...Rated M for Matthew's mouth. Based off a song from Dane Cook...don't hate me!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Russia struggles with his shameful obsession with America's blue jeans. Crack-fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Russia - Complete
Lay Back and Think Of by Robias reviews
Just a small conversation between England and his queen that could have taken place. For the lolz. England, Queen Victoria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2010 - England/Britain
Les Belles Épines by The Sisters Williams reviews
The most beautiful rose often has the sharpest thorns. Belarus/Lithuania.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Belarus, Lithuania - Complete
Why We Watch by RobinRocks reviews
On methods of execution and the ways in which the wicked of the world are punished throughout history. “We have watched for centuries and it still came to this.” For Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
100 Things that Restrict my Awesome by TeutonicFlower reviews
100 things that West requires I do if I'm to come to the meetings. ...How uncool.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Prussia - Complete
100 Things Greece Shouldn't Do by TeutonicFlower reviews
Greece isn't always a quiet, sleepy philosopher.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Greece
Swedish Girls by Dogfancy reviews
Denmark was totally jealous. Rated T for inappropriate language. Implied SuFin if you squint and turn your head a little bit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sweden, Denmark - Complete
How To Detect Mines by Orpah reviews
Poland surprises England with his method of testing for mines... Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Poland, England/Britain - Complete
Overly Critical by snappleducated reviews
Someone needs to knock a few Chuck Norris jokes into Ye Olde England. — AmericaEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
A Common Language by Hazel-Beka reviews
America and England start a war in a UN meeting over whose English is superior. Germany is slowly driven insane. 'Oh, U,' America moaned mockingly. 'Spank me harder.' Rated for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/10/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mona Lisa by Rocky and CG reviews
The famous painting is stolen from the Louvre museum in France’s house!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - France, N. Italy - Complete
Just a River In Egypt by Konstantya reviews
The Berlin Wall falls, and Prussia and Austria deny that anything has changed.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
This Is the Way the World Ends by Konstantya reviews
The Great War draws to a close. Austria learns that there are some things he simply cannot take in stride. -Edelweiss Arc.-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
We were in a hurry, ok? by drcalvin reviews
What possible reason could Germany, Italy and Italy have to show up during a meeting, wearing each others clothes? Comedy-fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Eyebrows? by 32NightLights reviews
Chibi!America has many questions, and big brother England will have to answer them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Of Legos and Fairytales by Insouciamia reviews
Huddled in a forgotten room during the middle of WWII, Denmark would build cities out of lego pieces. Takes place after the German Invasion of Denmark
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Denmark - Complete
And Blow your House down by didyouknowanon reviews
Of straw, sticks and bricks. The Axis play the Three Little Pigs; World War Two is not a fairy-tale.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
The Outdoors by Smrtypantz reviews
A small glimpse in the day in the life of Lumberjack!Canada. T for mentions of drinking
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Hockey by KSFWolfe reviews
America decides to go with Canada to a hockey game. Hey; how bad could it be? What he didn't count on was...Canadian hockey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Why Toris Uses Pens by barefoot11 reviews
There's always that one student in class that everyone's iffy of, and Toris just has to be sitting next to him. short!AU, No pairings, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Pardon His French! by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
France teaches America a bad word. Heeheee
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2009 - France, America - Complete
Not So Much a Hero by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
ANGSTY! America liberates Poland from Germany's basement, and almost accidentally kills him. read the note, it's Historically accurate
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2009 - America, Poland - Complete
Kangaroo by xxXSporkSistaXxx reviews
England miscommunicates with Australia what that mysterious animal is. Historical and England screams like a little girl
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
101 rules for Sweden to live by by ljusclara reviews
One wouldn't think that Sweden of all people needed a list of things not to do, but well...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/20/2009 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sweden - Complete
The National Anthem by openedlocket reviews
America has gotten himself into another big fix. He invited all the countries to watch a baseball game only to have the singer of his national anthem call in sick. How is Alfred going to save himself from the embarrassment?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Oops by fanalisse reviews
Estonia pressed his ear to the door and listened, frowning. He had been looking for Latvia, but stopped to investigate when he heard the most interesting sounds coming from behind a closed door.'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
One Hundred Things Austria Mustn't Do by Hazel-Beka reviews
12. Shaving off Francis' beard will only result in temporary satisfaction and is therefore not worth it. 70. Attempting to watch The Sound of Music will only result in tears. 71. America's tears. A list fic that does what it says on the tin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Austria - Complete
The Secret Code by openedlocket reviews
France receives a letter from England who writes about how much he hates America. The letter, though, isn't as obvious as it seems. Francis reads between the lines and unearths how England really feels about America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Unbidden Shadows by Fence Walker reviews
I really need to stop eating before I go to bed, Alfred thought. It's starting to give me strange dreams. Short story inspired by Feux Follets' fanfiction Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 11/7/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
Vengeance is a Beautiful Thing by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert asks Arthur about Bonfire Night and comes to the conclusion that it is severely messed up. Maybe that's why he enjoys it so much. After all, you have to respect a country that celebrates someone's death for four hundred years. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2009 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
In the Cards by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The G8 members are stuck at a meeting on Halloween. Fortunately, Italy has found something more entertaining for them to do...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Complete
Georgia On My Mind by Dattebayo Girl reviews
Remember that time where Russia had tanks in Georgia the country? Yea. So does Alfred. No Pairing, Crack with some truth to it XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2009 - America, Russia - Complete
The Wild Chase by The-Grim-Prince reviews
Prussia considered himself lucky that his little brother was the obedient and well-behaved sort of kid. But he soon realizes that Germany isn't quite as compliant when sick and faced with taking medicine. Chibi!Germany and Brotherly!Prussia. Fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
The Mapmakers' Colors by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
The various countries of the world decide to make a map that reflects who they really are. Naturally, things don't go so smoothly.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
The Day Prussia Ruled the World by Hazel-Beka reviews
Gilbert decides that what the world really needs is to be ruled by him. He is happy to oblige. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Prussia - Complete
The Definition of Heroism by Fence Walker reviews
What's with all this being a hero business?" France wasn't sure why he asked America that question, but the answer was certainly not what he was expecting.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/10/2009 - America, France - Complete
Not In Front of the Children by adesso reviews
If there is one thing Germany will not tolerate, it is traumatizing the delicate minds of his beloved dogs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Of Rue and Powdersugar by didyouknowanon reviews
."Maybe she mistook us for a family." The Litbel republic, through time and trial and heartbreak. Lithuania thinks about almost-brothers and almost-wives and almost-brothers-in-law in a family drama that plays out behind the Iron Curtain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
Pikadon by didyouknowanon reviews
Flash. Bang. Hiroshima. Nagasaki. Japanese pride after the war and the war-heads was, and is, a difficult concept.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Japan - Complete
A Complete Guide To Canadian Stereotypes, Eh? by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Typical Canadian stereotypes are observed. Inter-connected drabbles/one-shots...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Canada
Old Time Rock n' Roll! by ninjafox369 reviews
Matthew's home alone and bored. What does he do? Read to find out!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Canada, America - Complete
Double Entendre by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
A young France and a younger England bond over some less than innocent riddles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Of Beer Goggles and Cows by Fence Walker reviews
In which alcohol is consumed, ideas are suggested, and chaos ensues.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Complete
The reason why Prussia remembers by ninjafox369 reviews
Ever wondered why Gilbert can remember who Matthew is? Inspired by Dane Cook.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
A Frenchman, a Brit, an American and a Pole by Orpah reviews
America, France and England tell some Polish jokes. Poland hears them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - America, Poland
The US of Eh? by Darkfire75 reviews
America finds out Canada's secret plan to rule the world starting with his southern neighbor . Not as crazy as it sounds ಠ ಠ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/24/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
Dread Pink Frilliness by Starlight Disaster reviews
In which England forces America into a dress. And not in the way you think, you depraved fangirl!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/24/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Strong Family Resemblance by luffyluffy reviews
Denmark notices something about the shape of Scandinavia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Denmark, Sweden - Complete
His Queen by Darkfire75 reviews
England/Queen Elizabeth I. She was *his* queen and *his* alone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/23/2009 - England/Britain - Complete
Dusking by Konstantya reviews
Austria does dishes, Hungary thinks he acts like an old man—but a sexy old man!—and the Thirty Years’ War looms on the horizon. Based on the extra Chibitalia strip, “Something Written As the Immediate Effect.” Slight AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Tall Tales by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Denmark tells a young England the greatest bedtime story the world has ever known.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Denmark, England/Britain - Complete
Lie until tomorrow and let's believe it, always by drcalvin reviews
Why does Prussia even exist today? Things get a bit too much during a meeting, and Prussia breaks down in front of the world One-shot, gen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Prussia, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Smoke by Orpah reviews
When Hong Kong sees England smoking, he remembers China... Rated T for implied drug abuse. Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2009 - England/Britain, Hong Kong - Complete
The price of love is a spagetthi bolognese by drcalvin reviews
Austria thinks Chibitalia isn't a good maid and wants him to earn his keep otherwise. Solution? Pimp him out to all of Europe! Will Italy ever understand what his new job means? Will Spain ever afford a night with Romano? And what about HRE? Crackfic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/15/2009 - N. Italy, Austria - Complete
Fools can't catch colds by drcalvin reviews
Germany has a cold, so Prussia steps up to act as a "responsible" older brother and care for him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Alice Nation Sacrifice by Blake Bishop reviews
Based off of the Vocaloid song "Alice Human Sacrifice". Five nations are taken to Wonderland, but it isn't all it's cut out to be. Warning: No happy endings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 8/5/2009 - America, Canada - Complete
The Term is 'Lactose intolerant' by Orpah reviews
England UK and Hong Kong fic. When England first brings Hong Kong home, he discovers the hard way that some Asians are lactose intolerant.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Hong Kong, England/Britain - Complete
Canadian? Yes, Please! by apelilly reviews
With a side order of awesome!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Canada - Complete
Ghost Stories by McMuffinDragon reviews
I know what we can do. Norway didn't answer; he simply glared at the fire. We can tell scary stories. Den/Nor
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
What's Ghost Stories Between Family by xblkdragonx reviews
The Asian Nations are telling ghost stories. With each ghost story they tell, they blow out a candle. Only 5 are remaining before total darkness comes to claim them....
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Hong Kong, China - Complete
When Seppuku Seems Like an Easy Way Out by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan writes a poem to express his 'feelings' for France, and England decides to help out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Japan, England/Britain - Complete
SEHR KAWAII DESU NEE! by fukuji mihoko reviews
Japan has witnessed many terrible things in his life, but there is nothing quite as scary as a fangirl.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Japan - Complete
The Shadows of Gods by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
A country's old gods don't just disappear... Chapter 2: The god of darkness follows Russia home one night.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Russia
Eye of the Tiger by SidQuin reviews
America has come to the conclusion Italy isn't Italian enough. Warning: Not for those who are easily offended by stereotypes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2009 - America, N. Italy
Infection by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Russia suddenly falls ill after returning from a trip to Sverdlovsk. Lithuania tries to look after him, but soon learns that Russia's illness is a lot less innocent than it looks. Lithuania/Russia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Lithuania, Russia - Complete
Snowmen of London by LittleDuchess reviews
It is the height of the Victorian Era and Francis discovers Arthur expressing a, perhaps rather ridiculous, zeal in the name of modesty. Involving snowmen. Based on a true historical incident, which is just as absurd as it sounds.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Published: 5/21/2009 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Guess the F in Alfred F Jones! by GemmaniGirl reviews
America was surprised that no one could guess what his middle name was. To him, it was so painfully obvious. And yet not one person could figure it out! So it had become a tradition at Meetings for the Nations to guess. But no one ever guessed right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2009 - America - Complete
The Middle Name by wolfwriterGingey reviews
What on earth kind of middle name begining with "F" would England give America? Learn why he always uses an initial. Oneshot. Some AmericaxEngland, mostly humor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/30/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Famous by 7ghostwriter reviews
A short introduction in the meaning of old German names. Or: Why Ludwig was named Ludwig.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Covered Tracks by ProcrastinatingPalindrome reviews
Shortly after WWII ends, Japan and America make a deal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/5/2009 - America, Japan - Complete
Quantum Theory by Aries Draco reviews
from the kink meme, but minus the kink. America explains how nations move around. No cats were harmed in the process.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - America - Complete
Ne by Aries Draco reviews
from kink meme. A dying soldier realises in his last moments that his beloved nation is... male.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2009 - France - Complete
Combustion Countdown by snappleducated reviews
When Zuko’s burned, branded, scarred, Azula smiles because it’s the expression most familiar to her, and she doesn’t want to think about what she should be doing instead. — Azula, Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Azula, Zuko - Complete
Inspiration by Corkboard reviews
England inspires a lot of things, unintentionally.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/2/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Presence by Roxal reviews
After Pearl Harbor, America joins the Allied Forces. England notices the changes in him since the Revolutionary War. Warnings: None. Status: Oneshot. Us&UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Feasts by MAXIMILIEN SIX reviews
Germany: introspection, as Hitler comes to power.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Germany - Complete
America, are you Sparkling? by Lucorinth the Ripper reviews
The effect of popular books on the US and the UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/8/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Landlady by xXxshikatema4evaxXx reviews
Ever had to read The Landlady in school and had to create your version of the ending? Well, here is mine! Based off the story The Landlady by Roald Dahl.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Complete
Comfort by miss latvia reviews
Estonia has learned that it’s not unusual for Latvia not to sleep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Creature of the Night by YouLivexYouDie reviews
Oneshot. Jackie saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show and is now constantly aroused. Hyde is exhausted. JH. Takes place during Season 5.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Jackie B., Steven H. - Complete
Octopus and I by Svala reviews
England and France are visiting Japan, and find a rather interesting piece of artwork. France/Japan/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Japan, France - Complete
A Raging Election by starshards reviews
Matthew wishes to discuss a personal matter, and, much to Arthur's horror the person that he wants to discuss it with is -him-. Canada/ England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/26/2008 - England/Britain, Canada - Complete
Diminished by Yazzy reviews
Prussia turns to England for advice on how to deal with the loss of an empire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Prussia, England/Britain
The Polar Bear by Yazzy reviews
England pays a young Canada a visit.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
An Azula Character Analysis by endlessdreamer13 reviews
An analysis of Azula
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Azula - Complete
The Doctors' Mission Statement by nichelle.hp reviews
The Doctors' relationship with his companions in 100 words.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Avatar: The Last Bender by The Violent Tomboy reviews
One shot. As the generations went by, benders slowly disappeared from the face of the earth, until only the Avatar was left. And nobody was left to guide him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
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Matthew Williams vs the World reviews
A Hetalia version of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, following a certain Canadian as he sets out to defeat his new girlfriend's seven evil exes. Human AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Canada, Denmark
Nostalgia Ain't Like It Used To Be
Sometimes, Alfred can't help but think life was better before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/6 - America, Canada - Complete
Courtship For Trolls reviews
Berwald must put up with an unwanted admirer when he visits Norway.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1 - Sweden, Norway - Complete
Around The World reviews
Based on AngieChild's 100 prompts. I'll do my best to include each character if possible. Current Chapter: Pen and Paper
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 29,725 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Austria, Hungary
Not So Courtly Love
Antonio meets his so-called 'true love' and Francis is far from happy for his neighbour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Published: 1/2 - France, Spain - Complete
Swinging Sixties reviews
A roughly chronological set of ficlets about events of the 1960s, as they might have happened in Hetalia. Current chapter: Wall
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Prussia
Fabulous Fifties reviews
Random events of the 1950s that might have happened in the Hetalia universe. Multiple characters, as well as several pop culture references.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 16,767 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - America, Russia, Canada, England/Britain - Complete
What's In A Name?
The origin of Sweden's human name. Includes historical figures.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2014 - Sweden - Complete
Burn The Witch reviews
Norway is accused of being a witch by a mob of angry villagers. Set during the fourteenth century.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Sweden, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Norwegian Wood reviews
A young Iceland is curious as to what sex is, so Norway sets out to teach him in the best way he can. Meanwhile, Denmark greatly misinterprets his efforts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Iceland, Norway, Denmark - Complete
Eurovision Losers' Club reviews
The story of the 'We Have Yet To Win Eurovision Club'. Written in preparation for the upcoming contest. Mostly crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Finland, Iceland - Complete
I Give You A Hamburger reviews
Alfred notices that something is really off about his brother Matthew. Also, the hamburgers just won't stop coming... (based on Cuil Theory)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2013 - America, Canada - Complete
Roderich Strips reviews
My second attempt at writing something funny. No prizes for guessing what incident this story was based on.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Lithuania, Austria - Complete
Nyotalia World Conference reviews
This is basically how I think the World Conference may have gone down in the Nyotalia Universe. Rated T for Fem!England's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Complete
The Sixth Nordic and the Baltic Duo reviews
Estonia is finally accepted as a Nordic. How will Latvia and Lithuania react? Inspired by Hetalia Comic Birz chapter 14.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Estonia - Complete
Kiku, The Boy Who Drew Cats
A Hetalia version of the fairytale 'The Boy Who Drew Cats'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Japan, China - Complete
Belgian Red Riding Hood reviews
Netherlands makes a very big mistake...one that could cost him his life.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Netherlands - Complete