Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter.
i'm a girl.
love harry potter fanfictions.
OMG AND HUNGER GAMES.
I have a tumblr account and an Instagram one too :)
couples i like:
harry/ginny, hermione/ron, hermione/fred, lily evans/james potter, lily potter/scorpius malfoy, rose weasley/scorpius malfoy, victoire/teddy
couples i dislike:
harry/hermione, femslash, harry/ron, harry/draco, Hermione/Draco, Sirius/Remus, any incest relationships.
1. Name one of your scars. How did you get it
on my forehead when a metal bar was accidently thrown at my head
2. What is on the walls in your room?
one direction posters, taylor swift posters
3. Do you snore, grind you teeth or talk in your sleep?
My dad says I snore and sometimes talk.
4. What type of music do you listen to?Country and pop
5.Do you know what time you were born? 9am
6. What do you want more than anything right now? to see the guy i love, but don't date, because he lives 4000kms away from me
7. What do you miss?
the guy that i love
8. What is your most prized possession? my phone
9. How tall are you? 5 ft 7 inches
10. Do you get Claustrophobic? sometimes
11. Are you afraid of the dark?
12. Who was the last person who made you cry? ex best guy friend
13. What is your favorite perfume?
wonderstruck, by taylor swift
14. What kind of hair color/eye color you like in boys?
dark brown hair, bright blue eyes
15. Where do you see yourself being proposed to?
I have no idea.
16. Coffee or energy drink?
neither,i can't stand either of them. but if i had to choose for a life or death matter, i'd choose coffee
17. What is your favorite pizza toping?
18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? chicken pastitsio
20. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?
21. What was the most meaningful gift you’ve gotten?
a present from my best-friend who lives a long way away from me, it's a "you & me" book.
22. Do you like anybody?
23. Are you double jointed?
yes, in my elbow/arm
24. Favorite clothing brand? forever new
26. Do you have any pets? yes
27. What kind is it? a maltese/jack russell dog
28. Would you fall in love knowing the person is leaving? probably
29. What would you say is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? by telling them that "I care so much about them"
30. Say a number 1 to 100 32
31. Blondes or brunettes? prefer brunettes or sandy/dirty blonde
32. What is the one number you call the most? probably my mum
33. What annoys you the most?
34. Have you ever been out of the Australia? yep, indonesia, vietnam, singapore, new zealand, thailand, Sabah (Borneo)
35. Your weaknesses? people being too nice to me, trust
36. Have you met anyone famous?
no, but i have danced in a performance with Jessica Mauboy when i was 11
37. First job? babysitting
38. Ever done a prank call? yes
41.What were you doing before you filled this out? Checking my story traffic
40. Have you ever had surgery?
42. What do you get complimented the most about? my hair
43. Have you ever had braces? yes
44. What do you want for your birthday? to be able to see my best-friend
45. How many kids do you want?
46. Were you named after anyone? no, but my middle name comes from two or three of my aunts
47. Do you wish on stars? yes
49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Dove
50. Do you like your handwriting? sometimes
51. What is your favorite lunch meat? umm...probably chicken?
52. Any bad habits? argueing, retaliating, trusting people when they shouldn't be trusted.. -.-
53 What CD are you most embarrassed to have? my old barbie pool party cd
54. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
probably, it depends what mood i'm in
56. Do looks matter?
57. How do you release anger? i bottle it up, and then somebody pisses me off and i take it out on them :/
58. What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies
60. Where is your second home? my nan and pops
61. How many numbers are in your cell phone? 731, no, i am not joking.
62.Were you a fan of barney as a child?
no, most irritating cartoon EVER
63. Do you use sarcasm?
at times, but if i'm annoyed or angry, then it's like my first language :$
64. What's your favorite line from a movie?
"she doesn't even go here!" - mean girls
"hogwarts will always be here to welcome you home" - harry potter
"welcome to the island of misfit toys" - perks of being a wallflower
65. What do you look for in a guy?
A good sense of humor, nice, able to take a joke, cares about me, respects me and everyone else, isn't rude to me, or my friends, or my family.
66. What are your nicknames? bear & gem
67. Who is your favorite singer? taylor swift, One Direction, Kelly Clarkson
68. What is your favorite TV show?
the simpsons, gossip girl, big bang theory
The Harry Potter Pledge
I promise to remember Harry When I need to be courageous.
I promise to remember Ron When I feel overshadowed.
I promise to remember Hermione When I am picked on for being smart.
I promise to remember James and Lily When someone dies before their time.
I promise to remember Dumbledore At the thought of greater good.
I promise to remember “I solemley swear that I am up to no good” For the Marauders, of course.
I promise to remember Gred and Forge When I need a laugh.
I promise to remember Moony And fight for human rights.
I promise to remember Snape When asked the true meaning of love.
I promise to remember Narcissa When I’d do anything for family.
I promise to remember Tonks When I feel hyper and cheery.
I promise to remember Hedwig Who lived and died soaring.
I promise to remember Percy When ambition gets the best of me.
I promise to practice constant vigilance For Moody’s sake, of course.
I promise to remember Hagrid When someone sees beauty in what others see as ugly.
I promise to remember Neville When I stand up for what is right.
I promise to remember the Golden Trio as a whole When a friend says, “Call and I’ll be there.”
I promise to remember Ginny When I must face my fears.
I promise to remember Dobby When asked the price of freedom.
I promise to remember Luna When I dare to be kooky.
I promise to remember Seamus When things go wrong but I still persevere.
I promise to remember Draco When I make a bad choice and pay for it later.
I promise to remember Oliver When I soar to great heights.
I promise to remember the Dursley’s When my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter.
I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people.
I promise to remember J.K. Rowling When I value the power of imagination.
Yes I promise that I will Remember Harry Potter
Thank you Harry Potter for all the great adventures you gave to kids all over the world. Thank you for showing us anything is possible if we believe. Thank you for everything you have done. And most of all thank you JK Rowling for writing these amazing books you are an inspiration to us all.
Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for 'playing the hero' when we couldn’t find the strength.
Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.
Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for your intelligence.
Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for never truly being evil.
Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.
Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.
Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you've done.
Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty.
Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for seeing the beauty in dark times.
Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery.
Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.
Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.
Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.
Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories.
Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for loving your son.
Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your lives for your only son.
Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.
Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love.
And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling, THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD
"Dear Mr. Potter, You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..." One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...
"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..." One sentence to end -an era -a lifetime ...everything.
"The stories we love best do live in us forever; whether you come back by page, or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home." ...One sentence, to bring it all back.
SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY
Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs
1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art' (done it)
2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well. (done this)
3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color.
4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason! (yeah...i've done that :$)
5.) Chasing your tail.
6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (yet again)
7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.
8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it.
9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.
10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.
11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.
13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.
14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!(because said friends may try to kill you).
15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way).
16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME!
17.) Dancing in the rain.
18.) Befriending a werewolf.
19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat.
20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.
21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high.
22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".
23.) Yelling at someone right next to you.
24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing.
25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.
26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything.
27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.
28.) Falling in Love.
29.) Fighting with your own team.
30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.
31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.
32.) Talking in Chat Speak.
33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.
34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures.
35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.
36.) Referring to yourself in the third person.
37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored.
38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time.
39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper.
40.) Breaking a record through pranking.
41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols (Period).
42.) -!( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!-
43.) Wrapping people.
44.) Making your hair holiday themed.
46.) Stress Baking
49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS!
51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection
52.) Switching names
53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS
55.) Breaking things for fun.
56.) Running away
57.) Sound effects.
58.) Overreacting to everything
60.) Growing Up
Top 5 favorite characters in any order? 1. Hermione Granger 2. Ginny Weasley 3. Lily Evans 4. Harry Potter 5. victoire weasley
5 least favorite characters in any order? 1. Dolores Umbridge 2. Rita Skeeter 3. Bellatrix Lestrange 4. Vernon Dursley 5. Peter Pettigrew
Three favorite spells? 1. Expecto Patronum 2. Oppugno 3. Expelliarmus
Three favorite potions? 1. Amortenia 2. Polyjuice Potion 3. Veritaserum
Favourite member of the Golden Trio? Hermione Favourite family? The Weasleys, of course! Favourite antagonist? I don't have one. Favourite death eater? bellatrix, she's a crazy bitch :)) Favourite chapter from your favorite book? harry potter and the half blood prince, i don't know the chapters name (honestly cannot remember it :( ) but it's the one where harry and ginny finally kiss in the gryffindor common room after the quidditch match. Favourite non-Hogwarts magical building? The Burrow Favourite Diagon Alley shop? Flourish and Blott's Favourite Hogsmeade shop? honeydukes!! Favourite Unforgivable Curse? none of them.
Favourite mode of wizard transportation? broomstick!
Favourite Weasley? Ginny. or Fred, or George.
Favourite Order member? Tonks and mad eye moody
Favourite DA member? Harry Favourite pet? Hedwig Favourite Hogwarts room? Gryffindor Common Room Favourite Hogwarts professor? Professor McGonagall. Favourite non-human Hogwarts resident? Crookshanks Favourite Tri-Wizard champion? Harry/Fleur Favourite house elf? Dobby Favourite wizard sweet? Chocolate Frogs Favourite couple? lily/james!!! Favourite friendship? The Golden Trio Biggest surprise of the series? hermione punching draco in the face :') Biggest letdown of the series? when i read that dumbledore told snape that harry was kept alive to die One character you wish lived? fred and tonks, but only one :( Moment that will always make you cry? when hermione is crying over ron in 6th year whilst her head is on harry's shoulder, i cry like an idiot
Your patronus would be a _? Maltese dog
Three things Amortentia would smell like to you: the smell of the guy i love, frangipani flowers, green grass
You would use Felix Felicis to _? Score a 100 on all of my year 12 exams, wait...that's cheating!
Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Why? Ron/Hermione
James/Lily or Snape/Lily? James/Lily.
Do you own the books/movies? yes :))
Have you ever played any of the video games? Yeah sometimes Do you think it would be cool to have a pet owl? Hell yes! How about a rat? Um, no. Have you ever listened to the soundtrack? i listened to the opening music yesterday on my best friend's iphone :')Which house would you want to be in? Gryffindor all the way. but on pottermore, i'm in slytherin Do you like Draco? i think that draco is the reason why harry didn't go crazy from all the fame, so yes, i like draco, he's quite funny. Would you ever enter the Tri-Wizard Tournament? depends. Would you keep your money in Gringotts? for sure1 What class would be your favourite? transfiguration and potions Do you think you would enjoy being a witch/wizard? no, i'd rather be a muggle. lol jks, witch all the way!!!! Favourite movie set: hogwarts! Favourite movie scene: when Ron talking about trying to find something, and Luna goes, "Well, there's her lost diadem," and Ron's like, "Aw, bloody hell, here we go." Favourite scene in the movies not included in the books: Anything with Peeves, quidditch, harry and ginny's REAL kiss, not the one in the movies, their first kiss in the common room after the quidditch match Scene you were most disappointed didn’t make it into the movie:everything with peeves, and again, harry and ginny's REAL first kiss >.
Death Eaters or Dumbledore’s Army?: Dumbledore's Army! Fred or George?: Gred and Forge :) The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts?: Gringotts! Sirius or Lupin?: both Occlumency or Legilimency? Occulmency. If people read my mind, i'd probably have no friends :c Animagus or metamorphagus?: Metamorphagus, because you can change into almost anything :)) Mermish or Parselmouth?: Mermish. Draco or Lucius?: Draco Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher?: neither, they're both stingy and you can't trust them with anything, especially your life...hint hint PETTIGREW Whomping Willow or flying Ford Anglia?: flying ford angliaInvisibility Cloak or Pensieve?: Invisibility Cloak Grimmauld Place or the Burrow?: The Burrow Werewolf or Inferi?: Werewolf. Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures?: Care of Magical Creatures Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge?: umbridge, because she's a sadistic bitch :') binns is way too boring Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick?: both of them Hippogriff or Thestrals?: Hippogriff Durmstrang or Beauxbatons?: Beauxbatons Portkey or Apparation?: Apparation
Female Character? Ginny or Hermione.
Male Character? Harry or James potter(senior) or teddy lupin
Death Eater? bellatrix, because she's crazy
Magical Creature? DOBBY!
Quote? "Oi! There's a war going on here!" (ten points if you know where that's from)
Movie? Deathly Hallows Part 2
Hogwarts House? Gryffindor
Couple? lily evans/james potter
THIS OR THAT
Gryffindor or Slytherin? Gryffindor!
Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw!
Fred or George? Forge
Ginny or Luna? Ginny/luna
Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer
Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? both c:
Books or Movies? Books!
Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows.
Philosopher's Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Philosopher's Stone
Snape or Slughorn? Slughorn
Lupin or Sirius? are you sirius? you're siriusly making me choose between those two? you cannot be sirius!
Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? harry and ginny because harry and hermione could only ever be bestfriends, nothing more, nothing less. enough said.
Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Parvati Patil
Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? well...seamus blows stuff up..so seamus!!
Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby!!!!!!!
Muggleborn or Pureblood? both, it doesn't really matter to be honest
Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? both :)
Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy saves harry from voldemort, but bellatrix is a crazy ass bitch who is killed by molly weasley. both are awesome! :c
Voldemort or Tom Riddle? voldemort, tom riddle is creepy, even though they're the same people!!
Hedwig or Crookshanks? hedwig, she saved harry's life, crookshanks, she tried to kill scabbers who was really peter pettigrew, who in a way, killed lily and james :$ so both of them
Harry Potter Quiz
Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? harry
Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Lily Evans.
Post a character that has the same eye color as you. harry potter and Lily Evans
What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? purple and black
What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? orange and purple and bright blue
What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? white
What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? green
What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? blue
What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? black and silver
Do you like the books more or the movies? i prefer the books, because the movies left out so much :(
Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? James Potter and Sirius Black, they are so funny! :3
What would your Patronus take shape in? i'd like to think that it would be a wolf, a jack russell, a maltese or a swan
What would be your Animagus form? i'd like to be a phoenix, then i could poop on people's heads who i dislike, and i'd be beautiful too :3
What subject do you want to be the best in? potions, because then i could make anything :)
If you had a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? my year 12 exams this year
Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? probably the third task, assuming that i didn't have to face voldemort.
List your 12 fave HP characters:
1. Lily Evans
2. James Potter
3. Sirius Black
4. Harry Potter
5. Hermione Granger
6. Dominique Weasley
7. Victoire Weasley
8. Luna Lovegood
9. Ginny Weasley
10. Dominique Weasley
11. Rose Weasley
12. Scorpius Malfoy
1) Have you ever read a 6/11 fic before? (dominique weasley/rose weasley) ew!!! yuck no!!! they're cousins! THAT IS INCEST.
2) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Harry Potter) he's at his hottest in 6th year, 9/10 c:
3) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Scorpius got Luna pregnant) ew, they'd probably be taken to azkaban
4) Do you recall any fics about 9? (Ginny Weasley) only about 500,000, you know
5) Could 2 and 6 make a good couple? (james potter and dominique weasley) he would've been like...50 when she was born, so no way!!!!!!!!!
6) 5/9 or 5/10? (hermione granger/ginny weasley or hermione granger/dominique weasley) eurghhhhh, if it had to be, hermione and ginny, yuck
7) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? Is that even possible? (If Victoire walked in on james potter and Scorpius having sex) I would vomit. just sayin'
8) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic. (Sirius Black/Dominique) dominique weasleys always been a bad girl, but what happens when she goes back in time and meets THE sirius black, playboy extroadinare and bad boy of the century?
9) Is there anything such as 1/8 fluff? (Lily Evans Potter/Luna) God I hope not.
10) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic (Victoire/Scorpius) After the Breakup
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to de-flower 1? (Harry/Lily Evans) I flat-out refuse to even consider that and because that would be impossible, lily would have to have SEX with james in order to have Harry, therefore, harry cannot deflower lily evans
12) Does anyone on your friends list read 3? (Sirius Black) i guess so
13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or read 11? (Rose Weasley) i think so
14) Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? (James potter/Harry potter/Hermione granger) i hope not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion? (Dominique Weasley) vat is zat mama? ohhh mama! look at zat boy!
16) If you wrote a song fic about 8, what would you use? (Luna Lovegood) The Outside, by Taylor Swift.
17) If you wrote a 1/6 fic, what would the warning be? (Lily Evans/Dominique Weasley) DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU WANT TO VOMIT.
18) What would a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2? (dominique weasley/james potter) "I solemnly swear I am up to no good,"
16) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Dominique Weasley) uhh..maybe yesterday?
17) What is Six's super-secret kink? (Dominique Weasley) Hmm. maybe, quarter veela quarter werewolf half human?
18) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Rose Weasley/Ginny Weasley ) That would never happen.
19) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? (Sirius Black/Victoire Weasley) ew. probably sirius though.
20) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
"Lily Evans and Ginny are in a happy relationship until Ginny suddenly runs off with Harry. Lily, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Rose Weasley and a brief unhappy affair with Scorpius, then follows the wise advice of Hermione Granger and finds true love with Sirius Black."
hahahahahaha. that is so fucked up.
21) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Victoire/Luna) yuck no.
Fun Things to do at WalMart:
Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
Leave cryptic messages on the computors.
Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″.
Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.”
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!”
Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down.
Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?”
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.”
Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him “I need some tampons!!”
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!”
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
Fill your cart with boxes of diapers, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them
get boxes of tampons and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking!
Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”.
What to Do During an Exam
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)
15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Act spazzy
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras
YOUR BOY SIDE
You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box. Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. You talk(ed) with food in your mouth. You sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE
You wear/wore lip gloss/chapstick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You love to wear the color pink. Go to your mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of every thing.
wew! thank goodness for that! because i am a girl haha :)
1.YOUR REAL NAME: Gemma
for the pictures below, they aren't in alphabetical order or anything, it's basically just who i thought of first :)
Pictures for The Redhead At Beauxbatons: