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Author has written 17 stories for Harry Potter, Firefly, Stargate: SG-1, Star Wars, Marvel, and Naruto.

A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.” --Charles Brower


Twenty-something year old artist wannabe from Europe who is obsessed with tea and likes cuddling kittens.


What’s new?

“Through Uchiha Eyes” and “Buy the rumour and sell the fact” - are the most recent stories (published in October 2009).

When I get a moment (and no more plot bunnies demanding I write new stories) I’m going to go through and revamp/rewrite my old fan fiction from 2003.


“I saw her, I loved her, I resolved to make her love me.” --Pierre Abélard (The Love Letters of Abelard and Heloise, 12th Century)

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Kagome's Trial by firevixen73 reviews
Kagome has a problem, a very big problem. Inuyasha would kill her if he knew, hell, Sesshomaru would help. Really what could she say to them? 'Your fathers ghost is stalking me, trying to make me save Sesshomaru's life'...that's not going to go over well
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,831 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru
Glass Shards by Vee017 reviews
AU. Sequel to Through the Looking Glass. The Andromeda has been found, family resurfaces, and tensions run high. BekaRhade. Final chapter uploaded.
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,306 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/26/2005 - T.Rhade, Beka V. - Complete
The Long Trial by R Coles reviews
Havah Lassee is a hybrid whose race is unknown. After fighting as a Marine in the EarthMinbari War, the identity of her alien parent is revealed. The ensuing Shadow War brings her to Alyt Neroon and the realization of her family and who she needs to be.
Babylon 5 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 34 - Words: 279,858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 6/3/2007
Colourless Vanity by StarsOfYaoi reviews
-EDITING- *ItaNaru, others* Naruto had every intention to go train with Jiraiya after the Valley of End… but instead, he's given another option –become a member of the newest ANBU team…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 143,726 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 2,137 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 9/13/2006 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] Iruka U.
Dance With Me: Poison and Remedy by Miranda Crystal-Bearer reviews
Genma has a Genin team. They're having birthdays and returning favors. !AU FROM TWO YEARS POST-KYUUBI!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 123,146 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Genma S., Iruka U.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,542 - Reviews: 3712 - Favs: 5,201 - Follows: 2,252 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
New Sensations by gamgamgirl reviews
When Jubilee returns to the X-Men after graduation, she's shocked to find Iceman so cold.***FINISHED***
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Robert D./Iceman, Jubilee - Complete
Tainted Love by Huntress-X reviews
Jubilee gets involved with a certain Speed demon, is it lust or is it love? Whatever it might be the real question is, how will it end?...A Jubilee and Pietro story. Updated chapter 13!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,369 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Jubilee/Jubilation L., Quicksilver/Pietro M.
Bits of Bliss by Mardahin reviews
Five conventional reasons not to tie the knot. Sequel to "Bound" and "Slices of Monogamy." Gwen/Owen, background Jack/Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Desert Blossom by Aphiria reviews
Sakura’s accepted a mission to help Suna with an unknown illness that has affected a handful of its villagers. And all Kankurou has to do is watch over her while she’s in his city. It should be easy. Right? Kan/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 112,902 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Just As Good by Ayama-chi 4 reviews
After being banished from Atlanis, a very frusterated John is about to lose his mind working for the SGC. That is, until he discovers that he doesn't know his ex-XO nearly as well as he thought. Sheppard/Lorne. FIXED!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,416 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2009 - [John S., E. Lorne] - Complete
The Centerpiece by elle6778 reviews
COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 161,015 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Valentine Chocolate by sakurachrys reviews
He's the heir of a great clan, but now he's lowered to a measly chocolate maker... the reason? sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mission by Imogen LeFay reviews
Sasuke has returned and Team 7 is complete again. Everyone is happy, right? Well, there's still Sakura's love for Sasuke, and Sai has decided he's just the right person to support the hag's happiness! SaiSaku with lots of mentioned onesided pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Of Bishops and Kings by Zelha reviews
ItaSaku. In which Sakura discovers the true meaning of theoretical strategy. In which Shisui is a mean but brilliant schemer. In which Shikamaru really doesn’t want to know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Eighty Yen by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. AU. In which Sakura in a kissing booth happens. In which Itachi happens as well. In which Sakura in a kissing booth with Itachi happens. Hell yeah. For BlueArcticWolf.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Solace by Kay-san reviews
Side story to 'Sex Therapist'. Due to the flu, Kakashi is sidelined and now Gai will be accompanying Sakura on this mission as her husband. Repulsion, acceptance, friendship, affection. Sakura will see underneath the loud exterior to the man he truly is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,803 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gai M., Sakura H.
Shukaku Love by paws-bells reviews
GaaSaku She should never have extended her help to him. It was supposed to be a simple healing but it was anything but. Now he was chasing her around the countryside in his bestial form and she still had no idea what she had done to merit his attention.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 1,545 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Confessions of a Horticulturist by Malifique reviews
Iruka likes to garden, and it's up to Tenzou to break the news to Kakashi. Crack!drabble. OT3 love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Yamato, Iruka U. - Complete
Coconut Shampoo by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Non-massacre. A paralyzed and nekkid Itachi. Sakura had to bathe him. Not. Cool.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Little Wraith Humor by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Todd has a confession. Rodney does not approve. Obviously.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Todd, Rodney M. - Complete
cathedral by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku silk kimono-verse AU. The bouquet toss was a success, though Ino didn't quite understand why Sakura looked so flustered when a beaming young woman caught it. Then, Itachi boldly, easily, snagged the frilly white garter that Shikamaru had tossed...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,748 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
For the Love of Bugs by scottishfae reviews
While returning from a mission, Sakura learns a little bit more about the Aburame clan and her relationship with Shino changes completely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Sakura H., Shino A. - Complete
Mission's Gift by Kita the Spaz reviews
When Iruka returns from a year-long mission with a child bearing a unique bloodline trait, the owner of said bloodline is not happy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,377 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Taking Flight by Matt1969 reviews
Puddle jumpers and relationships have one thing in common: they all have to take off from somewhere. This is a Sam Carter and Radek Zelenka fic, written for a ficathon community on Live Journal.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/20/2009 - S. Carter/Sam, Radek Z. - Complete
How the Unexpected Came About by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
It was all unexpected, but now they were going to find out how the most unlikely couple had gotten together, got married and were now expecting a baby. Prequel to All of it, Unexpected. Ibiki & Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 84,142 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Ibiki M. - Complete
Nevada Fox by San Antonio Rose reviews
Though he may be a poet in Vegas, a Todd's a Todd for a' that. (Spoilers for "Vegas")
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Todd - Complete
Pulling Strings by The Rabid Bunny reviews
Sakura is living a lonely life in Konoha. What happens when she is sent to Suna to assist with their Medical Corps? Will she find love or more fuel for her anger?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,648 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Kankuro, Sakura H. - Complete
Empty Tears by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Sasuke/Sakura. Non-massacre. Sasuke hated it when Sakura wasn’t the way she always was: single and in love with him. And it wasn’t like she had a boyfriend, either. No—she had a fiancé. And his name was Uchiha Itachi. REVISED: 07-31-09.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From the Shadows by the2ndpenguin reviews
Ibiki watches Iruka be rejected and wonders what he would do if Iruka ever asked him. Very mild kakairu. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Paperwork Ninja Memories by Goldenkizamu reviews
Greatest stories never told. Update: The Ring!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Iruka U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Advice From The source by Adenil reviews
McCoy goes to Spock for advice. What kind of advice? Why, dating advice of course! SpCoy
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
Rivals by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Rock Lee has a new rival, but Rock Lee will not give up, for the love of Sakura, Rock Lee will persevere! Crackfic, almost definitely!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bed Mates by Minkychan reviews
Chamber and Jubilee have an unexpected encounter when they are left alone... Set sometime during Generation X
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2008
Cherries and Cigars by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For GunzNrosez, an Asuma and Sakura story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Sakura H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Adventures of Icha Icha Lee! by Endoh reviews
For the sake of all that is green and youthful, WHY, LEE, WHY? Gai-sensei catches his student taking a peak in a certain Icha Icha 'graphic novel.’ Adventures and mass arson ensue... —CRACKfic—
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Under the Influence by SilverStarShine94 reviews
Two Shot. Sakura knew her life was all muddled up. She was still single and stress was driving her down. But, as her mentor always says; sake is the answer to all of life's problems. ItaSaku. Non-Massacre. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,960 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Terror by Faramirlover reviews
Umino Iruka had seen terror many times in his life. Irukaka. Rated M for references.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
All of it, Unexpected by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
Sakura...tell us, we only want to help, it was unexpected, who was responsible? How long had it been going on behind their backs...it was all, unexpected
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Sakura H., Ibiki M. - Complete
Bad Day by Durgas Dragon reviews
Ibiki’s having a rotten day, but sometimes, it can leave promises at the end for the next
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Ibiki M., Iruka U. - Complete
Slices of Monogamy by Mardahin reviews
Five ways the word gets out. Sequel to "Bound & Sealed."
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Bound & Sealed by Mardahin reviews
Gwen & Owen learn the hard way that aliens don't always make you do it, and sometimes you just have to learn live with it. Jack learns that his grasp of 21st century law isn't quite what he thought it was.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Gwen C., Owen H. - Complete
Of Humanity And A Broken Heart by ish.the.abstract reviews
Because we are human and the fact remains…we feel. one-sided saisaku, sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Curtain call the final act by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,267 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's a one time thing that just happens a lot by Starlight8 reviews
*S/OC* Severus Snape has the DADA and there's a new Potions Professor; one which Snape just can't leave alone. Fully updated and edited... and now *COMPLETE* Finally!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 372,645 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 12/30/2001 - Severus S. - Complete
SexEd by InoSakuShine reviews
Welcome to Jiriaya's all-important sex-ed class. No, really. It's very necessary. Even if his students don't seem to think so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,850 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Jiraiya
Letters by oneperfectfit reviews
Just because Sasuke has left the village doesn't mean that Naruto absolutely can't send letters to him and that Sasuke absolutely can't send a response... pure crack. Pairings inside, SasuNaru if you want. Some KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
flirt by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non Massacre AU Sequel to thunderstorm. His version of flirting was so outrageously subtle that she didn't even realize what he was up to until it was all too late. And how ridiculous; she sure as hell wasn't flirting back!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,356 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Natural by Vaeru reviews
Pre GitS:SAC. “I guess we need to start with introductions. Togusa Kozue, these are the Tachikoma, Section Nine’s heavy artillery. Tachikoma, this is our newest member, Togusa Kozue. Say hello.”
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
Innuendo by oneperfectfit reviews
Naruto was hungover, Sasuke was pissed and hungover and Sakura and Kakashi were annoyingly cheerful for reasons that Sasuke suspected but didn’t want to voice. What a pleasant mission. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
heart strings by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku. Follow up to This is my way as a ninja. When all seems lost, hope comes in the most unexpected of ways. She was never going to be free of him, and for that he was never going to let her go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
This is my way as a ninja by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Prequel to heart strings. To protect her most precious person, Sakura would willingly give her life. Itachi wasn't about to let her die, though.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
It'll Be a Happy New Year by oneperfectfit reviews
Four years, four New Year's parties, four midnight kisses, and one conclusion. KakaSaku for the new year.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Escape From Akatsuki Castle by Ninjagrrl reviews
Sakura, Sai and Akatsuki centric crack fic. Akatsuki are getting just a bit sick of finding pink haired medic nins chained up in their dungeons, not that anyone ever asks their opinion. And things only get weirder when Sai shows up to the rescue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
The Map by Starlight8 reviews
Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Bibliotherapy by Snowcleo reviews
A young jounin discovers an interesting new bookstore. Kakashi x Iruka
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Edge of Life by haitoku reviews
[ghost in the shell: sac] There are rifts in their matrix he doesn't understand. BatouTogusa. Alluded BatouMotoko.
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Candy Man by Darkkinkachu reviews
Kankuro. Sakura. One tiered Gaara, two cans of whipped cream and a very long night…wait, what? Crackfic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Sakura H., Kankuro - Complete
Trade with the Devil by PineAppleLint reviews
SEQUEL TO 'MEETING HIS MATCH'. Terrence Gallagher and Jack Sparrow are at it again! A stranger bestows Terrence with a valuable item, and she realizes she is in more trouble than she bargained for...what price will they pay for playing with fire?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,562 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Complete
Twenty Truths about Iruka and Kakashi by PsychoLeopard reviews
Oneshot, IruKaka and how their relationship began. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Ringspell, Wolfcall by Gemini14 reviews
Elfquest AU/LotR Crossover. When Cutter and Skywise come into unknown territory, they come upon an adventure and new allies that were unlooked for. Can they help each other through this crisis? Or will their world fall into darkness? R/R Please!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & ElfQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/14/2007 - Published: 3/14/2003
Rumors by Swamp Rat's Chere reviews
Formerly Perfectionist, this title fits better the plot, he loves her, but has a girlfriend, what happens when things are found out and twisted?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jubilee/Jubilation L.
Lies by H.E. Gray reviews
It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 79 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
The Proper Kind of Touch by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sequel to The Proper Way to Kiss. Sai is having a hard time understanding why Sakura causes certain changes in his body. SaiSaku Oneshot. Rated 'M' just to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
What Is Not Forgotten by MuseDePandora reviews
The year was 2250 and Humanity a wounded people. Still the talks and endeavors to secure a lasting peace and fledgling understanding continued. Duty, honor, and obligation would bind Neroon to a past not fit to be remembered yet not to be forgotten.
Babylon 5 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,930 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Hair Apparent by juliagulia1017 reviews
[ON HIATUS] Sillyfic. Hinata's been violated by a mysterious man with hairy buttocks! Shino and Kiba are on the case, but Ino, Sakura and Tenten want to help for their OWN personal reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,740 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Hinata H.
Medium by Tsuki of the Roselight reviews
Kakashi’s excuse today was: “I was watching Sakura talk to ghosts.” Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Torune, Sakura H. - Complete
Signals by YuYuChan reviews
Togusa's wife interrogates Batou. [BatouTogusa, yaoi]
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Complete
Love Creeps by twice the rogue
A companion peice to No regrets, showing events between chap 1 and 2. Includes Remy asking Rogue to marry him and Remys and Jubilees first kiss. Very fluffy piece.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Unexpected by shion-ryh reviews
After each leaving the xmen for their own reasons will they find peace in each other? Remy Jubilee
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2006
Snow Intervention by LuipaardJack reviews
Winter is a very cold time of year, especially when you've gotten kicked out of your apartment. Fortunantly, Saito is not without friends. SACverse.
Ghost in the Shell - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
The morning After the Night Before by Pointed Teeth reviews
Iruka is not happy. Iruka is a very long way from being happy. Iruka is, in fact, hungover. [IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Through the Looking Glass by Vee017 reviews
AU. Rhade was raised DragoKazov and Beka's future becomes interlaced with his own. BekaRhade.
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,328 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Beka V., T.Rhade - Complete
For The Plot Is Stupid And I Have Touched Myself by Charli Cameron reviews
Oneshot. Data has 24 hours to decide on a costume for the Enterprise fancy dress party. Hilarity and misunderstandings ensue. What did you expect? It's Data!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Data - Complete
Death and Taxes by Hoshiki reviews
Yaoi: Kakairu, GaiIru Like death and taxes, some things are unavoidable, and the consequences can be surprisingly funny. Gai challenges Kakashi to a duel over Irukasensei. [One shot, complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Understand by Scallywag reviews
‘Well, with any luck he’ll die of a urinary track infection and his family will all catch syphilis and be doomed to sexual solitude for eternity’ Harry said, trying to instil some hope in them.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,712 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Nothing by Isolde1 reviews
It is an unspoken agreement between you. Sequel to Anything and Everything. [Drabble, IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Everything by Isolde1 reviews
He may fool others, but not you. Companion piece to Anything. [Drabble, IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Anything by Isolde1 reviews
It was a lost battle from the start. [Drabble, IruKaka]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2004
Suprise by netangel182 reviews
Bend it Like Beckham An unexpected visitor shows up in California. Rating subject to change
Bend it Like Beckham - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Complete
A Madman's Heart by Midnight reviews
What if Jubilee never met the X-men, What if She never grew up knowing Logan as father. What if instead she finds a father in Creed or would he just kill her like he promised Logan so many times before. Perhaps Jubilee could find a place inside this ma
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,089 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 2/13/2001 - Jubilee, Victor C./Sabretooth
A Fine Lack of Subtly by Kavi reviews
A TonksSnape ficlet in which Tonks is frank, Bill is amused, and Snape has a really nice arse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2004 - N. Tonks, Severus S.
Meeting His Match by PineAppleLint reviews
Terrence Gallagher is a well respected female captain who is found without ship or crew. What happens when she literally runs into Captain Jack Sparrow? Chapter 30: And So it Begins. FINISHED.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,726 - Reviews: 1526 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
A boat with my name on it by Cunien reviews
COMPLETED Jack will do anything to get the Jolly Mon in his sweaty little hands...and Anamaria in his bed too, if he can manage it. Improbable, not impossible, says he. I'm not so sure about that, says I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Complete
Love or Money by whereistruth reviews
Jack's presumptuous nature brings him face-to-face with a down-on-her-luck literature lover with nothing to lose and nothing to leave behind. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
Tourniquet by luna astralis reviews
After the death in OotP, Remus's thoughts and actions. Very angsty. Mentions of Remus/Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Divided we fall by Cunien reviews
Pippin is not doing too well on the treacherous slopes of Caradhras.The situation goes from bad to worse as the Fellowship realise how much they have come to depend on each other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,053 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 4/3/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Insert humorous title here by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Data becomes fascinated with depression and wreaks havoc on everyone's psyche. Chain reactions are fun! Chapter ten's here! This chapter: Data's still searching for a way to get depressed, Riker finally takes the plunge, and a check-in with Dr. Crusher.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Data, R. Barclay
A Day in the Life of Severus Snape by madamotaku reviews
Typical, if eventful, day in the life of our BPM. Simple, but amusing, I promise. Snape experiences a close shave at lunch and abuses Longbottom mercilessly. Please Please Please R&R! ^^
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/9/2001
Like Family by Gabfic reviews
Stars: Wolvie, Gambit & Jubilee -- Wolvie has a bad dream that he never wants to come true.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2001
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Through Uchiha Eyes reviews
Non-massacre AU. Fifteen minutes seen from the point of view of three different Uchihas - Sasuke, Shisui and Itachi. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Buy the rumour and sell the fact reviews
Non-massacre AU. Fugaku used to like listening to rumours until his oldest son became the subject of one. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Fugaku U. - Complete
Naruto100 reviews
100 drabbles; Newest /Trouble Lurking/ Orochimaru wasn’t sure his youngest Genin had ever heard about this thing called tact.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008
Turnabout
Tony/Jubilee snippets taking place during the thirty years mentioned in New Warriors v4 #17-20.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Published: 8/9/2009
Good morning reviews
Random AU fluff. Tony and Jubilee have breakfast on a morning after. Takes place sometime during New Warriors v4. Standalone sequel to "Don't ask for a pat on the head".
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Dirty Secrets reviews
A collection of unrelated drabbles featuring unusual Sakura pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H.
An orange book and the ninja who read it reviews
Sometimes an active imagination can be downright dangerous.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Plain words reviews
It was refreshing with someone as comfortable in their own skin as Asuma, Sakura decided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Sakura H., Asuma S.
First and Second Times reviews
Two part vignette about Yamato’s /Tenzou/ and Sakura’s relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Yamato, Sakura H. - Complete
Empty eyes reviews
A pre-Nejihina drabble series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Neji H., Hinata H.
Don’t ask for a pat on the head
Jubilee is mulling over the subject of Tony Stark following the events in New Warriors v4 #002-003.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
A thousand fountains – a thousand thoughts
Obi-Wan is struggling to come to terms with the loss of his Master. /AU EU/
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Lack of sincerity reviews
Dooku decides to have an important talk with his Padawan before she faces her trials. /AU EU/
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Count Dooku - Complete
Daniel wouldn't have believed reviews
If someone had told Daniel one year ago that... Daniel wouldn't have believe him.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/16/2008 - D. Jackson - Complete
Butterflies and Bad Temper reviews
Short Jaylee /Jayne-Kaylee/ poem.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
The stoning of Draco, son or Lucius reviews
Draco has committed the worse sin imaginable, and will be punished accordingly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Complete
Thump! reviews
Sirius and Remus are "helping out" in the Potters' nursery some weeks before Harry is born... Warning: Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete