CaffrinLuvsDHMIS
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Joined 09-11-12, id: 4251790, Profile Updated: 08-01-14
Author has written 30 stories for Tamagotchi, Vocaloid, Misc. Cartoons, Happy Tree Friends, and Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared.

Hello there, friend.

My name is Caffrin. I'm an EXTREME fanatic of lots of weird things...No, actually, fanatic's more an understatement...

Things I write about/obsess over/used to like:

  • Tamagotchi(my ex-favorite; it's now more like a former interest, but I still kinda fade in and out of it(or at least, try to))
  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared(current fav)
  • Happy Tree Friends(my (2nd) oldest obsession, not so much anymore)
  • Super Smash Bros.(looking forward to SSB4!)
  • Keroro Gunsou(sorta came and went, but I come back to it every now and then)
  • And you won't believe the things I've done to them...

    So, yeah, enjoy my fanfics.

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    Don't Hug Me I Can't Stop SleepTyping by FuckingThingsUpAt2'oclock reviews
    Harry is in despite need of a haircut since they're starting to get out of hand. Oh, and everyone ends up on the floor, so that's a plus I guess.
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Harry, Manny, Notepad, Robin
    Make me Breathless by Hellsonlyrose reviews
    Harry has an asphyxiation fetish. Paige accidentally finds walks in on him, and leaves tony to deal with it. HarryxTony, Rated M for major sexual themes, alcohol, slight non-con/rape, asphyxiation and yaoi.
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,399 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Tony the Talking Clock, Harry - Complete
    I'm With Spacytchi by MaxwellsBook reviews
    Valentine's day is coming soon. Spacytchi desperately wants Himespetchi to be his Valentine...but there's one problem. Himespetchi is head-over-heels in love with Mametchi!
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2014 - [Spaceytchi, Himespetchi]
    Egoraptor and JonTron Go To Subway by Smash the Ecchidna reviews
    A Game Grumps Fanfiction Novelette.
    Crossover - Dink Smallwood & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Overgrown Guy Girlfriend - Complete
    New Perspective by Dr. Dee Da Dee reviews
    Zeroro is feeling like an outsider, afraid to discover himself... but his friend giroro is here to help 8D I suck at summarries This is a Yaoi smut. If you don't like this stuff, or read it just to take the piss, please don't, leave me in my corner :3
    Sgt. Frog/ケロロ軍曹 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Dororo/Zeroro, Giroro - Complete
    Meta Knight's Journal by TehTobiGurl reviews
    Events in Meta Knight's life recorded, in his own words, in a journal.
    Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Meta Knight
    Soul Juices by linetime reviews
    Slash, lemon! SpongeBob and Patrick are trying to have a cool sleepover but that doesn't really happen. It's pretty gross.
    SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Complete
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    A Time for Love reviews
    He knew this was wrong. Tony wasn't his special one. That's not how it works in Malcolm's eyes. (Tony x Shrignold smutfic.)
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/22 - Tony the Talking Clock - Complete
    The Boy and The Bee reviews
    Shrignold decides to show Manny where his 'love juices' are made, and then explore his 'tunnel of love'. This was split into two parts on Tumblr, but I thought I'd combine them for here. This is definitely a smutfic.
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Manny - Complete
    Lost in Japan reviews
    Harry wakes up to find himself in Japan, where he nearly becomes a Japanese TV star. Oneshot, based on that one picture on Becky Sloan's Instagram.
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Harry - Complete
    Harry's Morning reviews
    Harry wakes up one morning feeling different than usual. But why? Can he stop the Pizzer Dragon's assault on their trees? Joke drabble; don't take it too seriously.
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Harry - Complete
    One of Us reviews
    Sequel to The Last of Our Fears. Caffrin has an unsettling dream that suddenly comes true when she, along with Harry, Robin, and Manny, become living inanimate objects themselves! Now they must team up with Tony and Notepad(a.k.a. Paige) to find a way to become humans again...but have they really been reformed, or are they still under Motherboard's control...?
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Harry, Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock, OC - Complete
    The Last of Our Fears reviews
    A mysterious council of living objects, including Notepad and Tony, plan to get rid of Harry, Robin, and Manny after they tell a close neighbor of their past encounters. With deep concern, she vows to help them and never let it happen again. But soon, the trio's fears start to come to life...literally. Could there be a much more sinister plot behind Tony and Notepad's "lessons"?
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry, Notepad, Tony the Talking Clock, OC - Complete
    Mucking Around reviews
    Tony was always so obsessed with time; and it especially made sense since he was a talking clock. Yet, he seemed to be attracted to Harry(and the Notepad, but that's another story), always teasing him while going on and on about time... HarryxTony(I guess it's called Showtime?) smutfic.
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [Harry, Tony the Talking Clock] - Complete
    Gay Sexual Escapades reviews
    Harry just wanted to watch his 9:00 show, but his friends had other ideas. Short but sweet smutfic.
    Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Harry, Manny, Robin] - Complete
    International Week reviews
    It's International Week at Tamagotchi School, but when Kikitchi starts to get bossy, things get violent...
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
    Chamametchi and Pipospetchi's Halloween Adventure!
    It's Halloween, and Chamametchi and Pipospetchi are going trick-or-treating!
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,327 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
    Midnight Snacks reviews
    Chamametchi and Pipospetchi get hungry in the middle of the night. Simple little drabble I wrote for fun.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
    The Corn-Cob Spaceship
    Alternate ending to Tamagotchi! Episode 30a. Who was really running the Corn-Cob Spaceship? ChamaPipo.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Published: 8/10/2013 - [Pipospetchi, Chamametchi] Mametchi, Spaceytchi - Complete
    The Slumber Party
    REALLY old story, but I forgot to re-upload this. KuroSpacey
    Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Kuromametchi, Spaceytchi] - Complete
    Chamametchi and Pipospetchi's Dream Jewel Adventure!
    Once again, our favorite Tamagotchi couple are off on another adventure! But this time, it'll be bigger and better...
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,635 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
    Untitled Spaceycest FanFiction
    Spaceytchi comes home to find Akaspetchi and Pipospetchi looking at 'adult content' on his laptop. Spaceycest threesome.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Spaceytchi, Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi] - Complete
    The Challenge
    When Chamametchi and Pipospetchi get too needy, Mametchi and Spaceytchi issue them (and Akaspetchi) to survive a WHOLE week without anything. How long will they last? Reaf and find out!
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
    Senior Vibrato
    Spaceytchi got a vibrator for Christmas, now he's going to use it. Just a short little Spacey-Selfie.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Complete
    Kiramotchi and Pipospetchi's Best Party Ever! reviews
    Kiramotchi and Pipospetchi throw a party to celebrate a world record! Rated T for the beginning part.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Kiramotchi, Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
    Flippy's Punishment reviews
    Flippy wakes up in a dark room, only to find himself tied up in ropes by Splendid. Rated M for sex and a few F-bombs.
    Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2013 - [Flippy, Splendid] - Complete
    Stargazing
    "...Pipo?" "Yeah?" "Do you ever miss Chamametchi?" "Sometimes," I said. KiraPipo and slight ChamaPipo fluff.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Published: 3/6/2013 - [Pipospetchi, Kiramotchi] - Complete
    Repopulation
    When everygotchi disappears, The Spacey Brothers are left to repopulate the town. Spaceycest.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Published: 3/2/2013 - [Spaceytchi, Akaspetchi, Pipospetchi] - Complete
    Not Anymore
    Mametchi commits suicide, and his friends are left to suffer. Sadfic, takes place after episode 163.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Mametchi, Spaceytchi - Complete
    Pointers
    Spaceytchi gets 'beauty lessons' from Wagashietchi, the most handsome Tamagotchi in Dream Town. But it doesn't go as expected. WagaSpacey Oneshot.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Spaceytchi - Complete
    The Average Days of DeviantART
    Just another day on the internet, according to DeviantART. AnthroWebFic.
    Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Complete
    Chamametchi and Pipospetchi's Magic Adventure! reviews
    When Chamametchi and Pipospetchi take Mametchi's car for a spin, who knows what could happen! ChamaPipo-ish.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Pipospetchi, Chamametchi - Complete
    Girl's Night reviews
    The girls are having a party over at Himespetchi's house, but the boys want to know what's REALLY going on. THIS IS NOT HIMESPACEY.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Himespetchi, Spaceytchi - Complete
    Just Trust Me reviews
    Secret reupload. A game of Strip Smash Bros. turns horribly wrong. KuroSpacey.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Spaceytchi, Kuromametchi] - Complete
    Best Friends reviews
    Takes place before "Just Trust Me". Spaceytchi had a strange and awkward dream last night, involving his friend Kuromametchi. KuroSpacey
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Kuromametchi, Spaceytchi] - Complete
    Disappeared! reviews
    Miku wants to play with her Friends. But where are they? That's what Miku wants to know. My first VOCALOID FanFic.
    Vocaloid - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Miku H. - Complete
    The Prophecy
    According to a Mysterious Prophecy, Tamagotchi Planet is Under Attack! But who could be Responsible for this? Well, Who else? My COMPLETE First Multi-Chapter Story.
    Tamagotchi - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,447 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Spaceytchi - Complete