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Joined 09-11-12, id: 4252189, Profile Updated: 03-04-16

haha oh man so this is my account from when i was like 12-13 ish. ive deleted all the stories on it, but if you wanna read any of them, message me or something i guess and i can send it over :)

if you wanna read my newer fics im Caledfwlch on ao3, and im trans-jedi on tumblr!!

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Homestuck high by randomnezz4eva123 reviews
Join the cast of homestuck as they go through high school! They face dark magic, pregnancies, drama and more! It has multiple pairings and ADULT CONTENT plz review this is my first story
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,970 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John E., Rose L.
Choice by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Gen, Ensemble, Alpha and Beta kids* When they win the game, they are asked one simple question. Each of them has to answer.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/17/2013 - John E., Dave S., Jade H., Rose L. - Complete
Avenge the Death Note by DeathlyWonders reviews
A collection of shorts based on songs by Avenged Sevenfold. The name of the chapter is the name of the song the short is based on. Various characters, genres, ratings that will be specified at the beginning of each chapter. Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note or Avenged Sevenfold music.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 5/15/2013 - L, Mello, Matt
Homeleaving by sparklymoonchild reviews
Your name is Dave Strider and tonight you and your three friends are running away from your homophobic town during your school's homecoming dance for a wild adventure. And it's gonna be fucking awesome. Rated T for language and things yet to come. JohnDave, SolKat, mentioned RoseKan.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/10/2013 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Ship Note by Flavvie reviews
Karkat happens upon Hussie's Ship Note, a book that allows him to control ships.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
The Shoebox by CatatonicVanity reviews
Mello didn't die. But he should have.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Killing You Softly by hum-hum-humbug reviews
In a moment of anger John says some things that might end it all. "No you're right. I'm incapable of love. I can't experience normal emotions," Sherlock says, his voice sounds choked. "What did the report say? 'What seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive.'" "I didn't mean what I said," John says,"please."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Valentine's Day Plan by AngelsAndShadows reviews
L dislikes Valentine's Day. Mello wants L to buy him chocolate. Valentine's Day crack. Just getting the crazies out to continue writing my new story 'Curiosity Killed the Gnat'.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - L, Light Y. - Complete
The Last Thought I'm Wasting On You by tii-chan17 reviews
The (in)significance of emotion to Near. Not really a song fic, but inspired by Evanescence's The Last Song I'm Wasting On You.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Near, Mello - Complete
Luminous by CatatonicVanity reviews
He bathed himself in white because he feared the dark; the shine could illuminate the inky blackness. But the moonlight became stained in red… Dedicated to MyMello'sMatty
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Near, BB - Complete
Space Bro by jonho reviews
In which Karkat Vantas is a surly ex-Marine who is absolutely for sure NOT a gray space alien, nor has he ever been a gray space alien at any point in his life ever, regardless of what this weirdo Sollux Captor claims when they meet in a bar one miserable Friday night. (i dont own this its owned by tumblr user jumpingjacktrash also known as jumpingjackflash on AO3. ok? ok great.)
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,239 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Karkat V., Sollux C. - Complete
The Chronicles of Courting One Uzumaki Naruto by andReiki reviews
'In order to escape the self-proclaimed tag of being a socially stunned, suicidal emo; I, Uchiha Sasuke, decided to start this journal. Hoping it will make me luckier in my attempts. Whoever is reading this and yes Itachi, I'm on to you- die in my misery. For these are the chronicles of courting one Uzumaki Naruto- my best friend and the love of my life.' AU, OOC, BL and crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 11,472 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Misconception by PhoenixAndFirebird reviews
Indigo isn't having a good morning. Everybody seems to think he's in love with Tom and Tom himself finds the whole situation hilarious and really isn't helping. What's a guy to do? Join Indigo as he tries top convince everyone that him and Tom really aren't gay.
Casson Family Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Indigo C., Tom L.
Cuts Like Knives by Shira Lansys reviews
He's never seen Scorpius cry, Albus muses, as he wraps the white bandage around the blonde's forearm. He knows Scorpius sheds tears blood instead. Warnings for cutting and mentions of attempted suicide.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,731 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
I'm Glasses by Alpha-Starr reviews
Unfortunately for all involved, AR likes Jake just as much as his creator does. But then again, glasses define attraction differently. AR/Jake English, AR/Jake's Glasses, Jake English/Dirk Strider, glasses-on-glasses cybersmut
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Strawberry Kisses by Kitty Gets Loose reviews
Ciel asks for strawberries for tea - in the dead of winter. Sebastian delivers, and delivers, and delivers. The result is sure to be trouble. Oneshot.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,223 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Fan Letters To Near by Demons and Blood Orgys reviews
Near reads his random fan letters...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Mello, Near
Sunglasses by Perdue reviews
Someone breaks Dave's sunglasses. The only gift he's ever cherished. The gift John gave to him. John/Dave slash OS.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/16/2011 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Only Mine by The Illusion of Time reviews
It's not love. It's possession. Something has broken in him...SolKar matured for gore One-shot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
I'm A Poet and I Didn't Know It by Holli-chan reviews
Um... basically a bunch of death note poetry drabbles. This is what poetry section in school does to me! I'M THINKING IN POETRY! D: anyway, lots of yaoi fluff drabbles in poetry form and crap, sure to be MxM and LxL and BxA and maybe GxN too. Enjoy...?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,871 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010
In Silence by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
In silence, Matt and Mello grew up. In silence, side by side. In silence, two children became adults, too soon, too fast, too harshly. But along the way, love developed, without a warning, without a sound. CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,058 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
That Butler, Cat Lover by TheLadyPendragon reviews
Sebastian likes cats. They are noble, elegant, and beautiful, all while being quite adorable and intelligent. Young master Ciel, he’s noticed, is a bit like a cat. Thus, concludes the butler, Sebastian must like Ciel quite a bit. SebxCiel. Shounen-ai.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Trash by zorrie reviews
Fear and amorous madness wind claws into my stomach that I can’t pull out, and Mello radiates supremacy...It's terrible. It's sick. It's wonderful. I hate it; it's my favorite fantasy. I can't stand it, I love it. It's disgusting. I don't want to stop it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,860 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Kinky Handcuffs by Quiet reviews
Light sends an email to a mysterious person about the demanding taskmaster who keeps him tied up and sleepless. L thinks the wording is awkward, Light remains oblivious, and the mysterious person is frantic. Dialogue Project! Innuendo to the extreme!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/16/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Shukumei by BlingBling021 reviews
In which, despite fighting and falling and fate, neither lets go. L x Light, 31 prompts. YAOI.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,481 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Broken Bones by RobinRocks reviews
Kira smiles. He looks like Light – another Light, with a bloodlike glimmer in his lovely eyes. KiraxLight. Introspective. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
Pandora's Mischief by Serria reviews
The ever so glamorous Wedy the Burglar is hired by L to put her skills to good use in the Kira case. However, she becomes far more interested in the handcuffs between the detective and Light Yagami, and intends to play matchmaker. WedyxEveryone, LxLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,428 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Light Y., L
Saavedro's Lost FireMarbles by NebThauDragmire reviews
Another side to everyone's favorite Narayan. Unfortunatly, the truth is more frightening than the Stranger ever imagined. . .
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Picturesque by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[LRaito] In the shadows that clutter their bedroom, there is no clear separation between one thing and another. Perfections and imperfections, right and wrong, the space where Raito's hands become L's... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete