iZalmstra
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Joined 09-12-12, id: 4252888, Profile Updated: 01-12-13
Author has written 4 stories for Ib, and Web Shows.

I love to fucking write, otherwise why would I be here?

More unnecessary shit about me at my tumblr: http://izalmstra.tumblr.com/

And my videos (Soon to feature lets plays, once Amnesia 2 is out) are over in this little link here:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Izalmstra/featured

And, just so you know, anything you find that says iZalmstra is most likely me, I use the same username for everything

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Diaries Are For Pussies by thecrazierone reviews
"Diaries are for gay, pussy, little faggots, guess it's fitting that I have one. " Kyman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/15/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
An Infinite April by shortstackedcheesecake reviews
According to Stan, Kyle is a smart guy, so why is he so fascinated with a man ten years younger than him? When it's the enigmatic, stubborn 18 year old Eric Cartman? NOT A ONESHOT. Kyman. One-sided Keneric, referenced Style and a dash of Stary. Rated M. Hope you like and reviews are appreciated! Yep, I edited the preview because the other one was so lame, don't you think?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,467 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
It's Difficult To Find The Right Words by xXxShiningDarknessxXx reviews
100 words challenge. I got 100 words from a random word generator. Let the fun begin! Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,099 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Camping Trip by Vienna Deliny reviews
After Stan and Kenny leave Cartman and Kyle during their camping trip, Cartman decides it's time to have a little private fun with his jew-slave.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
More Than A Brotherly Love by ImpassionedWriter reviews
This is a Wincest. I tried to keep it short, but entertaining ;) It involves Dean and Sam being stuck in a hotel room, reliving the drunken events of the previous night. Their love has crossed from brotherly love to more... What will become of it? One-shot Preeetty sure it's a 'T?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
You're All That Matters To Me by xEmerald Isle reviews
Kyle is in love with Cartman. However, he doesn't think Cartman feels the same way. When a rumour spreads about Kyle's sexuality, he blames Cartman. When he also finds Cartman's art project, he is confused. Is Cartman planning something?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,388 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Kyle in Chains by DanniDinmont reviews
Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 185,687 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
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The Perks of Being a Hacker - Cryaotic x Fan reviews
It's getting too much for Belle. She needs to meet the man with no face, otherwise she'll implode. So, with her hacking abilities and her many computer techniques, she can make it happen. How will Cry react to this? FanxCry fic, sorry the summary is bad.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/25/2013 - ChaoticMonki
PewDieCry: Christmas Spirit reviews
Easy-going fluff story that could give you tingles or not. Enjoy :) I'm writing again, Yay!
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,945 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
PewDieCry: A Cold Winter's Day reviews
It was a cold winter's day, so Pewds and I thought we should go snowballing today, to which we did, but something unexpected happened between us. Something that I had been waiting for quite a while… Involves fluff, but not much :)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Complete
More Than Friends reviews
This is my first fan fiction! :D This story is about Ib having strange feelings for Garry, but shes trying to get rid of them. Does Garry feel the same way? Will they be more than friends? Or will Ib be left heartbroken? Sorry for my bad summaries! Rated T for later chapters :) Also, if anyone wants to make me a cover picture, that'd be nice, cuz I can't draw for crap XD Thanks :D
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry