Lord of Cherubs
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Joined 09-12-12, id: 4253186, Profile Updated: 08-02-16
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I am Bisexual, if you don't like it, I don't give a fuck, so shove it.

HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when you're crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge.

Crazy is when you mix five box-fulls of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side walk,and say it's "alien bloooood".

Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure.

Crazy is when you randomly sing a song that goes completely against the one playing.

Crazy is when you're sitting quietly in the backseat of the car, then start singing NomNom just so you could see how your parents/friends react.

Crazy is when you get lemonade at your youth group, poor it over your head, walk around and offer to give everybody hugs, and when your sarcastic, crazy, youth group leader tells you to wash off and stick your head in the toilet, you do it. Hiway202

Crazy is spending hours watching videos of toilets flushing on YouTube. Hiway202

Crazy is when you walk into a glass door, stop and shake your head and do it againAmethystPhantom

Crazy is when you eat dog food for fun

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.

Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.

The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...

lost your pen = no pen

no pen = no notes

no notes = no study

no study = fail

fail = no diploma

no diploma = no job

no job = no money

no money = no food

no food = you get skinny

you get skinny = ugly

ugly = no love

no love = no marriage

no marriage = no children

no children = alone

alone = depressed

depressed = sickness

sickness= DEATH!

PEOPLE DO NOT LOSE YOUR PENZ!!!

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is our way of saying "You can't fire me! I quit!"

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 80% of people would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 20% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of chips at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 20%

If you can read the message below, way to go! Most people can't.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read this, copy and paste it on your profile.

Consider all my fics DEAD, ABANDONED, if you wanna adopt them, msg me.

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Harry Potter and the Heir of Magic by Lord BladeDSF reviews
Voldemort killed Harry the first time around. So, Merlin sees fit to send him back to change things. What will happen when Harry comes to Hogwarts, with the power to change the world? Harry/Harem, Super/God-Like Harry, Time Travel, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 194,879 - Reviews: 1974 - Favs: 4,560 - Follows: 5,097 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Gabrielle D.
Harry Potter and the ? by annadid413 reviews
Harry age 4 gets beat up at the Dursleys. Gets adopted by the Malfoys. Super!Harry Independent!Harry Powerful!Harry Time travel, Vampires, Heirs of big familys, Merlin, Destiny, lots more as well! Please read and review, first fic!Now up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1810 - Favs: 3,221 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
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Son of Death reviews
Harry goes to gringotts and gets his inheritance as a god
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/19/2014
harry potter and the? reviews
harry potter gets rescued by lucius malfoy from dursleys
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
gods almighty reviews
harry potter inheritance gains
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2012
harry potter and the bound magic reviews
dumbledore binds harrys magic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P.
harry potter and the inheritance magus reviews
harry gets tons of cool titles and powers
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P.
harry potter and the heir to nine reviews
harry potter gets his inheritance and a new wand. dumbledore bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
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