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Hey, Kitty Falcon here. I also go by "K. Falcon" or "Kestrel Cat," but any of them is fine. I don't write much, but I may be available as a beta writer.

I enjoy:

Sherlock

Detective Conan/Magic Kaito

Phineas and Ferb

Sgt. Frog/Keroro Gunso

Ranma 1/2

and a few others.

May I recommend some of the stories on my Favorites list if you enjoy Sherlock and/or DC/MK?

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The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 86,630 - Reviews: 3116 - Favs: 6,585 - Follows: 7,729 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30353 - Favs: 16,763 - Follows: 14,602 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Empathy by Blind Author reviews
John is an empath. Which isn't nearly as much fun as it sounds. Most of the time, it's not even useful. Sherlock/John, disregards Season 3.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,358 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Come to Taunt Me by Mikauzoran reviews
When Kid begins to visit Hakuba and Conan, the two grow fond of the thief, but sparks fly when they find they're not the only detective in his life. Can they work together to protect the one they cherish?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 189,560 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E., Saguru H.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently she was unprepared for the shock of finding the cause behind Harry Potter's disappearance. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 516,000 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 4,753 - Follows: 4,341 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Higher Heritage--Outtake by chappysmom reviews
A one-shot look at what might have happened when, in Reichenbach, the Chief Superintendent shows up at 221B with Donovan only to meet, not plain, ordinary (ha!) John Watson, but rather Lord John Hamish Watson Brandon, Earl of Undershaw … who is NOT amused.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Complete
There and Back by chappysmom reviews
"We need you to help us slay a dragon, Dr Watson. Mr Gandalf assures us you are ideally suited for our purposes." "A dragon?" John asked. "The ones in the zoo don't seem particularly threatening." Thorn gave him a wry smile. "A metaphorical dragon, doctor. One named Moriarty. Perhaps you've heard of him?"
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,838 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., John W. - Complete
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sidekick by chappysmom reviews
After a rough day, John is feeling a bit sorry for himself, but he gets cheered up by an unexpected source. Maybe being a sidekick really isn't that bad! (One chapter one-shot.)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,408 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/20/2013 - John W. - Complete
Ghost Boy by turbomun reviews
One night, Turbo went to bed in frustration, wondering what he could possibly do about that Road Blasters game. When he woke up, thirty years had passed. He was told that he'd nearly died when Turbo Time was unplugged and had now been reformatted for use in a new game called Sugar Rush...but people are treating him strangely, and he feels like there's something he can't remember...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,397 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, King Candy/Turbo - Complete
Invisible Once More by chappysmom reviews
Part 4 of the "Invisible" series. Moriarty is back, and this time, he's after John's gift. The only problem? He thinks it belongs to Sherlock. Yes, it's the Reichenbach episode, people! (14 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,275 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 9/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Soulmate by farawisa reviews
In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Sherlock Holmes has lived his life, not ever finding his and not wanting to. Then he met John Watson. Sherlock/John Slash Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Another Day by akisura12 reviews
There's not much for John to do anymore, now that Sherlock's gone. Post-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,095 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nemesis by thisisforyou reviews
AU. Doctor John Watson was the only man who ever challenged him, the only man who could defeat him and make him feel alive. It just goes to show - we need our enemies more than we need our friends. Sherlock/John. Inspired by the film, "Megamind".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,069 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Earning Her Stripes by TheHatterTheory reviews
-Cannon Oneshot- Tattoos can be intensely personal. They can show clan loyalties, family ties, and sometimes they serve as reminders that the wearer is more than she appears to be.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 98 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Strange Encounters by Hannelore-Grace reviews
John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/27/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
Thank Hell and High Water for Moriarty by TheDullYellowEye reviews
John muses on the advantages of having Moriarty around. SHJW slash if you put your goggles on.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Question of Identity by VolceVoice reviews
The observations of a brilliant, amnesiac murder witness force John to rethink his assumptions about Sherlock, himself, and the definition of love. Meanwhile, a murderer is still on the loose . . .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,432 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 186 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Rules of Fair Play Do Not Apply by The Wall Had It Coming reviews
After the 1st hostage in TGG, Sherlock called Jim, figured out who he was, and now Jim comes to harass the consulting detective at 221B when they're both bored. Jim decideds that John is fairly interesting. Sherlock takes offense. Competition ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,107 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty
Bring Me All Your Elderly! by RainAndRoses reviews
After watching "The Last Airbender" movie, the appalled members of Team Avatar decide it's up to them to fix the movie by coaching their live-action counterparts on how to be more like them. Hilarity ensues. Canon pairings, but lots of weirdness later.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,918 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
Who the Hell Is Jim Moriarty? by farawisa reviews
And why is he pretending to be me? John Moriarty would really like to know who the hell this weird Jim bloke is and why he's impersonating him. Like John would ever try to kill Sherlock, the only truly interesting person he's ever met.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,588 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/8/2011 - [John W., Sherlock H.] J. Moriarty, Mycroft H. - Complete
Homemade Biscuits and Homemade Deceptions by Jennistar1 reviews
You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Certain Values of Immortality by Asuka Kureru reviews
'I have to admit, Tantei,' says Kid, 'when I handed you Pandora back I wasn't trying to trap you into making a honest man out of me.' For my Baby Meme. Now a series of oneshots!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,509 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Princes and Knights by Semyr reviews
COMPLETE When John Watson left his hometown for the capital of Baker Kingdom, hoping to become a Royal Knight, he had no idea that he'd find so much more there than a title; namely evil poisoners, damsels in not-quite-distress and a reason to live. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,282 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
It's Raining Men, Hallelujah by Asuka Kureru reviews
Conan already has some kind of corpse magnet power, but when Heiji is in his orbit the corpses actively come to them. From above. Witness.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 124 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Heiji H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Mistaken Identity by Lisa Telramor reviews
It was a normal summer day. They were meeting up for a date. ...You are my date right? Rated for the single swear word.
Crossover - Detective Conan/Case Closed & Magic Kaito/まじっく快斗 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Aoko N. - Complete
The Seduction of Kudou by White Mage Koorii reviews
KaiShin; When something is around long enough it, inevitably, becomes one of your most cherished things. //Sequel to Seduction of Kid//
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 31,231 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Kaito K., Shinichi K./Conan E. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10406 - Favs: 12,930 - Follows: 5,283 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Seduction of Kid by White Mage Koorii reviews
ConanKid; Because logic, logically, shouldn't work on a being so reality breaking as Kaitou Kid.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 34,290 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Shinichi K./Conan E., Kaito K. - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2057 - Favs: 3,857 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Pursuance by KosagiNoLegion reviews
The wicked flee where no man pursueth... A Chounoryouku Hattori Heiji Fic: Completed!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,079 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Heiji H., Aoko N. - Complete
Redemption by krtshadow reviews
COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 100,077 - Reviews: 3668 - Favs: 6,109 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
Conversations Among Ghosts by Ysabet reviews
NOT a ghost story, I repeat: NOT a ghost story! Detective Takagi decides to ask some *very* direct questions of Conan; secrets will be revealed, cars will break down, weirdness will prevail and people will (of course) get murdered.***FINISHED 2/10/03!***
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/10/2003 - Published: 6/3/2002
Nor'hanger Abbey by KosagiNoLegion reviews
Sequel to Sense & Sensitivity: Heiji and Co. go ghost hunting.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,387 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2002 - Heiji H., M. Sera - Complete
Sense & Sensitivity by KosagiNoLegion reviews
So many in the Detective Conan universe have secrets. What is Hattori Heiji's?
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,368 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Heiji H., Ai Haibara/Shiho M. - Complete