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Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, My Little Pony, and Gallagher Girls.

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How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

(\ _/) This is Bunny.

(O.o ) Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!


Don't come near me. I have Rice Krispies as a Weapon.

If you are a psycho, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD put this on your profile

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has or do smoke pot. (huh?) If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, and never will, copy and paste this on your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the Internet population has a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 percent who can resist stupid fads, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that aweful Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, roughdiamond5, Random Little, Writer FanofSnicket, MissVioletBaudelaire13, Girl-With-No-Name x, craZharrypotterblondie, Dr. Rae, KoOLkaTMeoW13,Saiyansweetheart.iluvveggie,VegetaLove2012,FlutterDashie23,ifeellikeihavewings

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you compare people (even random strangers) to book characters, copy and paste onto your profileIf you're weird, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile

-When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it

-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate

-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes

-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried

-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD

- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.

- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

- Silence is golden but duct tape is silver

- I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder

I hate it when:

My acceptance letter for Hogwarts is a few years late...

I can't find Narnia in my closet...

My broom isn't a Firebolt...

If you LOVE A Series of Unfortunate Events, copy this onto your profile.

If you are random, copy this onto your profile.

If you like the crazy saying, "has anyone gotton crazy with the mayonnaise?" copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (And have long, meaningful discussions with myself. And sing to myself...hey, I told you i was weird didn't I? Why else explain all the previous weird pasted sayings?)

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" but then starts to cry with you

FRIENDS: Will help you move all your stuff to the moving truck outside your house.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies of the people who dare take you away from them.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

Annoying things about people.

#1. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No , I paid 12 pounds to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

#2. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

#3. When people say, "Life is short". What the hell? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you do that's longer?

#4. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here?

Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Today, writers are scorned because of those too unversed to know.

Disdained, because of the those too ignorant to believe.

Despised, because of the realists who are too afraid to dream.

Misunderstood, because others are too unsure to try.

But we, as writers, know them to be wrong.

A writer is a person who dreams.

A writer is a person who wishes.

A writer is a person who escapes.

A writer is a person who lives.

A writer is a person who is not afraid.

A writer is a person who strives.

A person who expresses.

A person who believes.

A person who understands.

A person who knows.

I am a writer.

I dream of a world where anything is possible.

I wish for a world where war is just a myth.

I escape into a world where I can predict the future.

I live in a world of joy and mystery.

I am not afraid of the world I create.

I strive in the world where others give up.

I express myself in ways others dare not try.

I believe in things others are too afraid to trust.

I understand things others cannot, in a way that others cannot.

I know, in ways that others deny.

Signed,

Azariosiza

Leixym

Kyanite Archer

mindblank

Dontblamemeimhuman

Quotes: 'Its okay to fail, because even if your scared you will make an improvement and you will try and keep on trying until you get to you want, to reach the top, to get to your dreams, to get to your goal and if you quit before even trying then your doing it all wrong and you will end up worthless because you didn't try you hardest because even fate can't handle all you goals you need to make them to you goals, and only you can do that...we all are not that useless to forget are dreams, goals, are future.'

Don't tell me the sky is the limit when people have already stepped on the moon.

A middle person can't get left behind and doesn't have to face the dangers firsts. That's why I'm a middle person.

Faves

To Do's

Reading

Cooking

Singing

Drawing

Writing

People/Writers/Characters

Rainbowdash

Fluttershy

Rick Riordan

Beethoven

Batman

My family

My friends

FanFiction authors

Cheddarandpretzlescombos

The Queen Baby

FoxeyHound

Saddlesoap Opera

CadenceofRain

Songs

Sail

Discord

You're Gonna Go Far Kid

Kill Your Heros

Monster

Radioactive

Sloppy Seconds

Kryptonite

Skrillex

Really anything Brony

Books/Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Secret Series

Warriors

Things not seen

Ect.

T.v. Shows

MLP

Big bang theory

Siberia

Heroes of cosplay

Face off

Project Runway

Uhhggg

I dont know what to say

What do you want to know? I'll wont tell you personal things like my name,my age,or my e-mail,address,or number.

But i'll tell you something that might make you not want to know any of those things,my last name.

Gambino

(Look it up)

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The Blue-Eyed Jail Punk by Karhien reviews
John has been sent to prison for patricide that he didn't do. But with the help of a few convicts: a green-eyed psychotic with vengeance, a German assassin-smoker, and the brother of that assassin who happens to be his cellmate and just intimidates him, he might escape out of here if he can survive the prison life. Convictstuck AU.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,485 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [John E., Dave S.] [Jake E., Dirk S.]
Two Worlds United by NinjaDino4 reviews
Emma is a lonely rich kid. With only one friend and a father who is always away due to his job she wonders if her life can ever get better. The mane six mysteriously end up on Earth where Emma allows them to live with her. Can they adapt to this new world or will they fall under the evil Earth hides in its darkest corners?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 77,238 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Rainbow Dash, OC
Gamer love, a new life by NyanKat15 reviews
A sequal.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8 - Published: 2/1/2014 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
Oh Look! Oneshots! by mindblank reviews
What happens when you leave an author without WiFi for a week? Either this or an actual storyline. OC's needed. Cool words requested. Ideas appreciated. Chocolate will be eaten. Matrixes will be escaped from.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 43,380 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/4/2013
Rules of Minecraft by Cobalt Striker reviews
Things you should know in Minecraft.
Minecraft - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/30/2013
Ponies in Love by The Queen Baby reviews
Rainbow Dash gets mad at her own mistakes and takes it out on Fluttershy. After apologizing she realizes the extent of damage she caused. She promises to never hurt her again. They soon discover their feelings for each other. Rating changed to M for sexual content and violence.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 308,771 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
Love Never Dies by HammerDropper reviews
A mysterious virus turns people against each other, and two lovers fight together to live. (Note*The ponies are humans for the sake of this story. They Can't fly or use magic, but they do use guns ;D)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 22 - Words: 11,540 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
Whiskey Lullaby by Smitty91 reviews
A devastating thing that should never happen between friends, and yet the Mane Six find themselves having to go through it, sometimes even all by their lonesome. Worst yet, Rarity is blaming herself over what happened. How could one mistake cause so much heartache? And yet she finds that she's not the only one having a hard time coping with what has happened to their family.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Spike - Complete
I Am Not the Actor by cleverpun0 reviews
She's the original. She won the paint-watching test, fair and square. So why do the townsponies keep avoiding her? Why do all her friends keep whispering around her? And why does Twilight insist that she's bad at baking? She's the original. The best Pinkie. She won the test, fair and square. She's not some copy, not anymore...but perhaps that'd be easier than being herself
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,696 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle
On a Pale Horse by dee forty-five reviews
"Twilight…please, help. They're coming for me." Trixie collapses on Twilight Sparkle's doorstep with nothing but these words, a monster in pursuit, and a whole lot of unanswered questions. Now Twilight finds herself in conflict with mysterious, powerful group that plays for keeps. Can she and Trixie uncover the heart of this conspiracy?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Trixie
Cloudsdale Middle School by Saphira67 reviews
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy attend Cloudsdale MS, the iconic and most renowned middle school in all of Equestria. During their last year before high school, the two fillies' close friendship grows into something far more meaningful. In union with Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash tries hard to keep their budding relationship a secret from her own cruel, abusive parents.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,611 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
PewdieCry Party - Ch by Gamerara52 reviews
Real Version: /s/10320079/1/PewDieCry-Party
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki, CutiePieMarzia - Complete
Mixed Drinks by kiddi reviews
This is the story of humans being transported to Equestria and turned into ponies. Sound familiar? Well here is where it differs from other HiE fics. The humans/new ponies while being the focus of the story, are not the focus of events in Equestria. There is no dark prophecies, there is no evil monster only they can stop. This is just fun little fic. Enjoy. I have improved ch1.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,226 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - The Cutie Mark Crusaders
Reflection a PewDieCry fanfiction by Thaye reviews
A mask is like a coin. There are always two sides that can't be seperated. What if the outside doesn't reflect the inside at all? (I suck at writing summarys . .)
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,224 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 9/11/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
The Apple of Her Eye by RandomHeroX reviews
Rarity's slow day leads her to unearth new emotions for Applejack. It's up to Rarity to listen to her heart and see how Applejack reacts, for better or worse. Will these new found emotions drive these ponies apart or bring them together stronger than ever?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,101 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Rarity, Applejack - Complete
That Flutter in Your Heart by RandomHeroX reviews
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash have always had a close friendship that Fluttershy holds dear. Recently she's been confused about these new feelings she's having about her best friend. In an attempt to try and understand these new feelings, she asks for help before she has to be Rainbow Dash's plus one at a ceremony in her honor.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 129,361 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash - Complete
My Little Psycho by Angel981 reviews
Just the taste of revenge, or the sight of blood, or even the thought of killing another can send a girl hysterical - or even psycho. What if this happened to the main six?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,626 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Angel
Taming Shego by Han dj reviews
Kim got a nice inheritance from a rich man she saved when she was still a heroine, but she have to do something that will change her life to get it.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,353 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Kim P., Shego
I will always be me by Steamy Romance reviews
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My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014
Crossed Between the Dark by PipPepperPips reviews
Princess Bubblegum almost sixteen years old finds she only has three years to ensure she is the perfect princess for the Kingdom. Growing up as royalty seems to have its luxuries, but with court elders breathing down her neck, it is no wonder she is wound up. But when she senses her royal right to knowledge is being undermined will she do something very un-princess like? (Bubbline)
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,766 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A.
Gamer love by NyanKat15 reviews
PewdieCry. This is a chapter story, and there wont be sexytime for a bit. Soon.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - PewDiePie
Silent Octave by Xx Epic Emo Kitty xX reviews
It was just a bet, a simple game. Who knew it would lead to love, new friendships and pain... It tore everything away from Octavia.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Vinyl Scratch, Octavia
Sugarcoated So Poorly by cleverpun0 reviews
Love is one of the most potent emotions there is. It consumes and elevates even the most mundane activities. With love, a simple kiss becomes extraordinary, and even a bad kiss evokes something. If love is so wonderful, then what could really be so bad about a love poison? After all, isn't a pretty lie better than an ugly truth? Alternate scenario for S2E17 Hearts and Hooves Day
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Cheerilee, Big Macintosh, Applejack, Rarity - Complete
I Promise by Sachiko Kishinuma reviews
A cute little PewDieCry, that's all. /Sachiko
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
The Mane Six Chronicles Book 1: A Hero in the Woods by KorvasTerindar reviews
When Fluttershy stumbles upon an unknown danger of the Everfree forest, she finds herself chased to a small cottage deep within its woods, where its owner saves her. After recovering from the ordeal, Fluttershy agrees to help him around the house for a little while, in perfect proximitey to develop a friendship with the handsome pony. R&R
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,489 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Fluttershy
Mending the Broken by Flutters101 reviews
Fluttershy is afraid of Rainbow Dash for all the years of torment she has caused to here. It is now senior year and what will happen now? This story takes place in the land of equestria but everyone is human. This story is Co-Written by: Hourglassfox
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy
Skyway Avenue (PewdieCry) by Milk-n-Pork reviews
They've had enough. With the whole world turned against them and looking at them with scorn, what could they possibly do?
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki] - Complete
MLPGlee by MsTook reviews
The My Little Pony Friendship is Magic cast turns into humans and goes to McKinley High, trying to befriend humans. Probably romance and possible humor.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Kurt H.
When It Rains (PewdieCry) by Milk-n-Pork reviews
Today was the day Cry had feared the most, and it's coming straight at him while he could do nothing. How will he manage to go to Pewdie's wedding, and watch him marry someone else?
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2013 - [PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki] - Complete
Don't Worry About It, Cry (PewdieCry) by Milk-n-Pork reviews
Pewds is always telling Cry, "Don't worry about it." But what does Cry really feel about this?
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki] - Complete
Experiments by tomColt15 reviews
After gaining a bit of knowledge on the mechanics of romance, Twilight Sparkle decides she wants a real tested set of data. Perhaps she'd get a friend to help her with this experiment. Who better than Ponyville's very own Rainbow Dash? TwiDash
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,237 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
Stay With Me by TeenageDemon reviews
"GET OUT JADE!" she screamed. Her words filled with venom, dripping from every word. She swung her fist, into my temple. My ears were ringing and I could feel the tears starting to come but I can't show any emotion. I can't let her think she's broken me, not after all that's happened. *Jori Fic*
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Tori V., Jade W.
A Year in Georgia and Letters to Celestia by CheddarandPretzelCombos reviews
Princess Celestia wants Equestria to become a more advanced place. So she's sending her most loyal subjects-the Elements of Harmony-to the most advanced planet in the Galaxy-Earth. This is a story of the happenings of the Elements-in human form- through their adventures and letters.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,487 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash
Friendship is an Imagination by CookiesOnFridays reviews
"I'm not crazy... I'm not crazy... Nobody seems to understand me at all. Why do they not see Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and the rest of my friends? Why can't they see... They say it's all in my head. Should I believe them or should I believe myself? They seem so real... But are they real? Is friendship an imagination...?" (Re-posted from , same account there.)
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,450 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia
Just Too Composed by Gothic Thorn reviews
Fluttershy is hiding deep romantic feelings for Twilight. What's to happen if Fluttershy lets her guard down enough to spend a little more time with her? More importantly for Flutttershy, what's to happen if a mystery pony is added to the equation? One-sided TwiliShy. 3-shot.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle
Creepypasta spoofs by Howl of a Werewolf reviews
Two stories in one.. Cupcakes and Rainbow Factory.. Rated M, mostly for language
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash - Complete
En Fuego by Mayclore reviews
A conversation with Applejack spurs Fluttershy to check up on Twilight's mental well-being. Twilight's reaction to her encouragement, however, is probably not what she had in mind...
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy, Applejack, Spike - Complete
God Gave Me You for the Ups and Downs by runninginplace reviews
Quinn Fabray is in an elevator, returning home, when someone charges through the doors at the last second. Her life may never be the same. AU. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
PewDieCry: Remember September? by nadiamirah reviews
A Skype call between PewDiePie and Cry (ChaoticMonki) brings both of them down memory lane, specifically that time in September. Minor PewDieCry.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki - Complete
Equestria As We Knew It by XatLenore reviews
Half of equestria is inglulfed in war. Earth Ponies, Pegasus and Unicorn are all fighting each other. The story follows the cutie mark crusaders in this new world of pauverty, hunger and death. It is a beautiful, touching and sad tale of three young fillies.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,333 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Applejack, The Cutie Mark Crusaders - Complete
Monster by Thorn-The-Cloudy-Fennec reviews
"The scourge you leave upon the land is unimaginable, and yet you have the nerve to call me the monster?" Steve learns that there is more to life than making it easier on yourself. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Complete
Thunder by blue assembly reviews
A thunderstorm has Pewdie frightened. Cry's there to help. [ Pewdiecry. Drabble. ]
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/24/2013 - PewDiePie, ChaoticMonki
A Feather in a Storm by K-nine02 reviews
Stormfeather of OneClan is an outcast. She is distrusted because her mother was a kittypet. When a great war threatens the Clan, Stormfeather must travel far to find help for her Clan. Can she rise above the doubt evryone has, become a great warrior and find love, or will everything fall apart before her eyes?
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012
Bees and Butterflies by UnderThePureMoon reviews
They met on the strangest whim neither of them could've imagined. - Flutterdash; One-shot; Human AU. For Lydia.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy - Complete
The Best Night Ever With a Baseball Bat by CheddarandPretzelCombos reviews
Rainbow Dash and her boyfriend Soarin and their experience at the Gala! Soarin Dash is THE BEST shipping in the fandom.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Soarin - Complete
Happy New Year by Leila'sRose reviews
Cry's gonna celebrate New Year in Sweden. With a quest he didn't really wanna have there... A PewdieCry fanfiction. PewdsxCry
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013
Snow Gollums and Griefers by MinerWriterGal reviews
Our Griefer, Emi, Is getting Lonely in the north... Unfortunately she Griefed the wrong witch, and ate the wrong vegi. Creepypasta.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
Twilight Sparkle and her fellow Elements of Harmony have faced down supernatural foes of the highest order, but sometimes the deadliest danger can come from places one would least expect. As Twilight is forced to bear a devastating secret, her efforts to keep the Elements together may well tear them all apart. A sequel to the acclaimed Pony Psychology Series.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,832 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Complete
Fluttershy And The Griffon by Roxius reviews
Fluttershy goes to speak to Gilda after the latter had run out on Pinkie Pie's party. A Fluttershy X Gilda fic, in a way. An old fic from a separate account on deviantart. Please R & R!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Gilda, Fluttershy - Complete
Cheerilee's Garden by Sunshine the Pony reviews
This will *hopefully* be split into chapters soon!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,694 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Cheerilee - Complete
All Coupled Up by tomColt15 reviews
Rainbow and Fluttershy have been best friends since forever, but what happens when they want to be more then friends. What happens when a certain cowpony gets jealous? What will her elegant friend have to say about this? Cover art on profile-First fanfic
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,229 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
A Little Chat by KnightMysterio reviews
An epilogue to Mothers, showing what happened to Gilda when Fluttershy's mother, the behemoth bulldozer of a pegasus named Barricade, dragged her off to 'talk.'
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Gilda, Rainbow Dash - Complete
A Beautiful Day in Equestria by Sir Politic Am-Be reviews
Twilight miscasts a spell and Dash injures her wings. Again. It's happened before. Too many times, in fact.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash - Complete
A Creeper's Agony by CasmFire reviews
The story behind Creepers in a poem.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Live for the Future by FoxeyHound reviews
Twilight gives a homeless, penitent Trixie a 2nd chance, letting her stay at the library. Secrets about the magician's past are slowly revealed while new feelings arise in Twilight. 'T' for a little violence and some semi-steamy scenes.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Twilight Sparkle, Trixie
Shades of Pink by FoxeyHound reviews
She's known by everypony as the bright party pony who's always fun to be around. Yet, recently, she's realized a side of her she never knew she had before. Celestia knows what kind of evil things might happen if it were to escape. Rated T for some gore...
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Pinkie Pie
It's Never Easy by IntelligentScribbles reviews
A love story. Appledash/Rainbowjack. Your choice.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,983 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Applejack, Rainbow Dash - Complete
Endermen by Nevvarchive reviews
View of the monsters in Minecraft, inspired by Endermen. Although I liked them better with green eyes.
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011
Filly Romance by FoxeyHound reviews
Scootaloo never was into sentimentality or love, finding it rather trivial and mildly gross. All that changes when she discovers new feelings for her fellow crusader.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,667 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Scootaloo, Applebloom
My Little Pony: Life is Magic by Penman288 reviews
The sequel to my first story, Alcohol is Magic. Twilight and her friends deal with the events that transpired in the previous story, and other things that life throws at them. Rated for minor cursing and adult themes. Pairings to too long to list here.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011
ILY by Lovely Lola reviews
The winsome-threesome is headed to college, and everything's crazy and different. Maddie is stuck with a familiar roommate that drives her insane, and her bro seems to have a secret. Angela and Zoe get mixed into the wrong crowds fast.
Internet Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011
Pony Tales by Earth Star reviews
Some drabbles about the ponies from Friendship is Magic
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/1/2011
Fluttershy: Origins by Saddlesoap Opera reviews
After the Grand Galloping Gala, Fluttershy finds herself thinking about her actions…and her childhood.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
My Little Pony: Alcohol is Magic! by Penman288 reviews
Twilight Sparkle and company go to a nightclub and mischief occurs. My first story, a few OCs here and there and slight Crack shipping. AxR BMxR, vauge Fluttershy x Snails. JUST POLISHED UP!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,627 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/17/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
That One Special Girl by Girl-With-No-Name x reviews
You'll have to read to find out
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Violet B., Quigley Q.
Hail Mary by byebyebirdie58 reviews
When Tim Shepard steps into a church, he expects the whole place to burn down, or at least to be attacked by holy water. What he doesn't expect is to end up in a confessional in a more than amusing encounter with a priest. Rated T for language.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Tim S. - Complete
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Rainbows or Apples reviews
Fluttershy has to decide.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack
Futters reviews
A secret side and story of a good mare Rated T for violence and minor romance
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Gilda
Go To Your Room Muffin reviews
Dinky' s world has been turned upside down. Her mom was arrested, and she can't seem to find the people that can help her. This may suck tell me if it does I need to know so that I can redo it.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo, Dinky Doo
A year at least
Bex is going somewhere, Cammie doesn't know where just somewhere, and she might not come back.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Cammie M., Liz S., Bex B.
Into the Wild a Princess story reviews
Princess wants to join her brother's clan,but when a Shadowclan cat cachtes her eye,and her heart, she is torn between her love,and her brother. CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Princess