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This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

I have an account on Deviant art, if you want to add me for people that have deviant art. I'm Crazyhorse101. (I need friends :'(. )

Name- Crazyhorses

If you wondering why am I called Crazyhorses. Its because of my room. When my friends saw it they started calling my crazyhorse. If you wondering what my room looks like you can only imagine if my friends are calling me crazyhorse.

age- why do you want to know?

Birthday- 28th June

Gender- female

Body- well lets see *looks in the mirror* I'm not fat or skinny just average.

Favourite foods- well I got heaps! Now where to, chocolate, biscuits, cupcakes, muffins, steak, cake, eggs, lollies, donuts, hotdogs, green apples, potato's, peas, cabbage, ice cream, chips, chickens, lollipops, peanuts. *to much food I like*

Hobbies- I do drawings for fun but I really like mostly drawings anime (chibis), wolves and horses because I like them (duh). I also do writing but my writing is kinda messy, probably cause I'm a left hander. So I mostly just use the computer and I'm a fast typer because I spend way to much time on it.

Music- I kinda like all music even J.B I don't mind him. I even listen to music that speaks in a different language that I don't understand.

Anime- I mostly just like Fruit basket, Vampire knight and Ouran high school club.

Siblings- only one young brother, he and I do not get along well.

Animals- I love horses! They are just epic creatures to me. Same with wolves, they are my only two favourite animals.

Books I read- I only read books that involves vampires, wolves, horses and zombies or mysteries.

Games I play- Nancy Drew, Halo 1, Tomb Raider, Ice age 3, Spyro, Portal runner.

Reasons I might have not updates my stories for a long time or not at all.

One- I might be in hospital.

Two- I have forgotten

Three- school work

Four- dealing with bullies

Five- on a holiday

Six- sick

Seven- to depressed

Eight- I was killed (I hope that's not happening to me until I'm at least an adult)

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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. done that

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. done that

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. done that

7) SAY -DING at each floor. done that

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. done that

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." done that

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." done that

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. done that

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. done that

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" done that

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. done that

Facts! thought I might post interesting stuff on this.

Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger.

The colder the room you sleep in, the better the chances are that you’ll have a bad dream.

Women blink twice as many times as men do.

The fastest growing nail is on the middle finger.

The brain is much more active at night than during the day.

The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razorblades. Hydrochloric acid, the type found in your stomach, is not only good at dissolving the pizza you had for dinner but can also eat through many types of metal.

After eating too much, your hearing is less sharp.

Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents.

By the age of 60, most people will have lost about half their taste buds. Perhaps you shouldn’t trust your grandma’s cooking as much as you do.

Your eyes are always the same size from birth but your nose and ears never stop growing.

Provided there is water, the average human could survive a month to two months without food depending on their body fat and other factors.

By 60 years of age, 60-percent of men and 40-percent of women will snore.

Humans are the only animals to produce emotional tears.

Cna yuo raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

Elephants have been known to remain standing after they die.

A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute

An adult blue whale's heart beats around 6 times per minute

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

Heart attacks are more common on Mondays.

The tooth is the only part on the body that cannot repair itself.

When looking at a computer screen for hours look at a white piece of should appear pink.

It is impossible to hum while your nose is plugged close.


1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?


2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?


3. What can you hear right now?

Music on my computer

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hi mum!!!!

Mum: ...

Me: fine, don't talk to me.

Mum: what are you on about?

Me: I'm sorry mum but I'm ignoring you.

Mum: walks away.

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Doctor who

6. Type your name with your elbow.

crazsyhotsdred (oh dead)

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Being on fan fiction of course

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

A wall

9. If you could be anybody from Ice age who would you be?

Shira! She has Diego! And I want Diego too! :D

10. Now underline the third letter of each of your answer and put it below.


Fun test!!! Kinda...

The random sentence game:

-Pick the month you were born in-

January: I killed

February: I smelled

March: I ran naked with

April: I jumped

May: I ate

June: I shot

July: I danced with

August: I loved

September: I kissed

October: I robbed

November: I slapped

December: I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana

2 A homeless guy

3 A house

4 A mop

5 Barney the dinosaur

6 A sock

7 A stripper

8 My lover

9 My teacher

10 An iPod

11 A movie star

12 A phone

13 An angel

14 A drunk guy

15 A crack head

16 A pillow

17 A cat

18 A teletubby

19 A homo

20 Paris Hilton

21 A dog

22 A bird

23 Elmo

24 A rock star

25 My toothbrush

26 A glass of milk

27 The Kool-Aid man

28 A French fry

29 A lesbian

30 An emo

31 A snowman

-Pick the colour of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.

Black Because the voices told me to.

Pink Because I wanted to.

Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!

Brown because I’m on crack.

Polka dots Because insanity is fun!

Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.

Gray because I’m cool like dat

Green Because big bird told me to.

Orange Because I know kung-fu.

Maroon because I’m a good girl.

Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.

Blue Because that’s how I roll!

Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.

None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I shot a French fry because a hoe stole my taco (okay...)

Copy and Paste this if you are against racism:

A black man walked into a bar.

The white man said "Coloured people aren't allowed in here."

The black man turned around and looked at the white man.

Then he said..."Listen sir...When I'm born I'm BLACK,"

"When I grew up I was BLACK,"

"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"

"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"

"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"

"And when I die I'll be BLACK,"

"But you sir...When you were born you were PINK,"

"When you grew up you were WHITE,"

"When you're sick you're GREEN,"

"When you're in the sun you go RED,"

"When you're cold you're BLUE,"

"And when you die you'll be PURPLE,"

"And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"

"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

I Am Not That Girl:

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.


I am that girl,

The one who likes books.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that just wants to make a difference.

The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless; it only shows that she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns... They taste good.

The one that people like because she's crazy.

The one that will do anything to make people feel better.

The one who won't give in.

The one who won't give up.

Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world!

YOUR GIRL SIDE: Bold the ones that are you

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the colour pink.

You go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheer leading a sport.

You hate wearing the colour black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewellery.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing.

Total: only three

YOUR GUY SIDE: (I'm a girl)

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You owned an X-Box.

Played with Hot-wheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire-fighter.

You owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 11 (oh)

Vampire knight:

1. Zero!

2. Takuma

3. Akatsuki

4. Ichiru

5. Kaname

6. Shiki

7. Rima

8. Hanabusa

9. Yuki

10. Yagari

Then ask the following questions...

What would you do if 1 (Zero) woke you up in the middle of the night?

Zero! You came to give me cookies? ;)

3 (Akatsuki) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Whoa! Get out! Out! Out! Don't look! (0o0)

4 (Ichiru) announced he/she's going to marry 9 (Yuki) tomorrow

Yea, that's fine. As long as Yuki don't marry Zero. :)

5 (Kaname) cooked you dinner

"You better not put blood tablets in my food" 0.0

6 (Shiki) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

steals his pockys from his pockets and run :P

7 (Rima) suddenly confessed to be part of your family

How come you didn't tell me this earlier? 0.0

8 (Hanabusa) got into the hospital somehow

I'm guessing his fans got to excited to see him :/

9 (Yuki) made fun of your friends

Yuki! I thought you were nice! Don't do that, that's my job ;)

10 (Yagari) ignored you all the time

I'm not the only person he ignores :O

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Zero) do?

he would be pointing his gun at random people :D

You're on a vacation with 2 (Takuma) and you broke your leg. What does 2 do?

He'll help me of course, he's not the type of guy that leaves a girl suffering of pain.

It's your birthday. What will 3 (Akatsuki) give you?

I have no idea, he probably just say hi. :/

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Ichiru) do?

He'll save me if Zero doesn't come to my rescue first ;)

You're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Kaname) do?

Probably give me a glare. "A glare is not gonna stop me, Kaname!"

You're about to marry number 10 (Yagari). What's 1 (Zero)'s reaction:

I'm pretty sure Zero wont let me marry his teacher, besides. I want Zero! XD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Rima) cheer you up?

She'll just give me a pocky

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Hanabusa) calm you down?

"I'll cheer you up by you letting me drink your blood" :O

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 (Yuki) support you?

She just cheer for me

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Yagari) do?

Puts me in a lonely box...

Number 1 (Zero) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

He's epic! *starts to dream again*

Number 2 (Takuma) tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9 (Yuki).

Hang on, I thought Yuki was gonna marry Ichiru...

You're dating 3 (Akatsuki) and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?


Number 4 (Ichiru) loves number 9 (Yuki) as well. What does that mean?

IchiruYukiTakuma= since when is Yuki allowed to have two guys?

Will number 5 (Kaname) and 6 (Shiki) ever kiss?

I'm pretty sure Shiki isn't gay, so I don't think so. But I be laughing if that ever happened.

Number 6 (Shiki) appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What will you do?

Shiki! I thought you were a pocky vampire! Not a vampire player!

You had a haircut and 7 (Rima) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

"You jealous of my hair?"

Number 8 (Hanabusa) thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

"What do you mean?! You got 242 girls waiting in line just for you!

Number 9 (Yuki) is too shy to face you and confesses her love by sending an email. Now what?

ShikiYukiTakumaMe= what is this turning into?

You spot 10 (Yagari) kissing 1 (Zero). How do you react?

WHOA! A teacher kissing his own MALE student? Get you lips off my Zero!

You notice that 2 (Takuma) and 3 (Akatsuki) have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Did Akatsuki got trapped by Takuma sparkles?

Could 1 (Zero) and 6 (Shiki) be soul mates?

I'm not letting that happening!

Would 2 (Takuma) trust 5 (Kaname)?


4 (Ichiru) is bored and pokes 10 (Yagari). What happens after that?

"Ichiru, I wouldn't be poking him if I was you...

5 (Kaname) and 1 (Zero) study together...

I should be with them, Kaname keeps looking at my Zero...

If 6 (Kaname) and 3 (Akatsuki) cooked dinner what would they make?

Kaname? I don't know but I'm pretty sure that Akatsuki will burn the dinner o-o

7 (Rima) and 9 (Yuki) apply for a job. What job?

Rima would do a job that has something to do with pocky and Yuki...I don't know

8 (Hanabusa) gives 5 (Kaname) a haircut. Is that okay?

That would be interesting to see that

9 (Yuki) sketches what 6 (Kaname)'s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 (Kaname) be happy?

Yuki will just draw herself, and Kaname would be happy.

10 (Yagari) and 9 (Yuki) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Yagari bushed????? I need to hear what this conversation is about...

1 (Zero) accidentally kicked 10 (Yagari)?

Zero! Don't kick your own teacher! Even if it was an accident.

2 (Takuma) sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 (Yuki) got it. What would happen?

This is getting confusing, I thought Yuki was Takuma Gf. Is Takuma cheating or something? I'm confused!

6 (Shiki) noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

I didn't even have a birthday party, even if I had. You would've ate all the pockys.

7 (Rima) won the lottery?

"Care to share?"

8 (Hanabusa) had quite a big secret what is it?

I'm to scared to know...

9 (Yuki) became a singer?

I don't care what she does.

10 (Kaname) got a daughter?

When? Who's the mother? Yuki? Or did you adopt?????

What would 1 (Zero) think of 2 (Takuma)?

I don't know, they barely talk to each other!

What would 4 (Ichiru) envy about 5 (Kaname)?

Being a pureblood vampire, maybe?

What dream would 5 (Kaname) have about 6 (Shiki)?

The real question is...why is Kaname dreaming about Shiki...????

What do 6 (Shiki) and 7 (Rima) have in common?

They both love pockys

What would make 7 (Rima) angry at 8 (Hanabusa)?

Hanabusa stealing her pockys?

Where would 8 (Hanabusa) meet 9 (Yuki)?

At the academy

What would 9 (Yuki) never dare to tell 10 (Yagari)?

Her fights with Zero

What would make 10 (Yagari) scared of 1 (Zero)?

Becoming a monster that cant be controlled? I don't know really.

9 (Yuki) wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say?

"Go have fun?"

Is 3 (Akatsuki) Gay?


4 (Ichiru) kiss 8 (Hanabusa). what's your reaction?

"What is happening to this world?"

1 (Zero) breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you?

We wouldn't break up...

You're dating number 3 (Akatsuki) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Nope, my parents wont be happy that I'm dating a vampire.

Number 9 (Yuki) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

No, Yuki is not a good cook.

10 (Yagari) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

One minute...

1 (Zero) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?


2 (Takuma) suddenly goes emo. How does 8 (Hanabusa) feel about this?

Takuma never goes emo! And why would Hanabusa care? If there something going on between them that I don't know?????

3 (Akatsuki) told 6 (Shiki) she started her period.

4 (Ichiru) slaps 9 (Yuki) with a fish for going out with 7 (Rima)

Yuki and Rima? Oh...that's not good for Kaname and Shiki...

5 (Kaname) cusses 2 (Takuma) out in German. 3 (Akatsuki) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she/he do?

"Kaname knows German?"

6 (Shiki) got high that good or bad?

7 (Rima) Comes up to you wearing a black boys uniform. What's your reaction?

You do not suit that

8 (Hanabusa) reads your 'maid time' story and complains. What is it about

Hanabusa having a personal maid.

9 (Yuki) can't stand 1 (Zero) , so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

Yuki don't do dare touch my Zero, or I'll take my revenge on you!

10 (Yagari) starts working at a bar.

Please don't get drunk

1 (Zero) comes in and tells you he/she's pregnant from 2 (Takuma).

I'm not all...

Number 3 (Akatsuki) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?

Nope, I'll drown if I go.

4 (Ichiru) and 7 (Rima) dances together.


5 (Kaname) is having a birthday party and he/he picks a theme. What is it?

I never knew Kaname still has birthdays parties, and he will choose a theme that will impress Yuki.

6 (Shiki) and 1 (Zero) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?

I have no idea...

7 (Rima) stalks 9 (Yuki) at night...

Rima becomes a stalkers????

8 (Hanabusa) get face book. What is the first thing he/she does on it?

Send pictures of himself to his fans

Just Plain Randomness-

It doesn't matter whether the cup is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with.

If you're running from a bear, you don't have to be faster than the bear. Just be faster than the slowest person running from the bear.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh while other people try to figure out how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, throw them back. Because really, who likes lemons? When life gives you even more, squeeze them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearrange the words in mother in law, you get Woman Hitler?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

It is always in the last place you look. Of course it is! Why would I keep looking for it after I found it?!

A day without the Sun is like...night.

The truth will set you free. But will make you miserable.

Last night, I was on my bed, looking up at the stars and suddenly thought, "...Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Silence is Golden...but Duct Tape is Silver.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.

I'm not CLUMSY, the floor just hates me!

Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit when there are FOOTSTEPS on the moon.

Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was.

Practice makes perfect. But, nobody's perfect. So, why practice?

Sometimes, I wonder, 'Why is the frisbee getting bigger?' Then, it hits me.

Newscasters are the only people who tell you 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you why its not.

I couldn't repair your brakes. So, I made your horns louder.

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everybody else.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If you can stay calm while there is chaos all around you, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

People say I've lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody's looking.

Smile. It confuses people.

"Let's eat grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation can save lives.

If a robot does 'The Robot', is it still 'The Robot' or just dancing?

If tomato is a fruit, then isn't ketchup a smoothie?

If a person with multiple personalites threatens suicide, is that a hostage situation?

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If all else fails, try reading the instructions.

When in danger...when in in circles...scream and shout.

A picture is worth a thousand words...but it uses three thousand times the memory.

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin and 'tics' as in 'blood-sucking creatures'?

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are considered a vegetable?

I did what they said and chose the road less traveled where the heck am I?

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES! Welcome to the Dark Side. Are you surprised we lied about the cookies? Come to the Light Side, we have ICE CREAM! Welcome to the Light Side. Heh, sorry. We ran out of ice cream.

Why does the Sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dish-washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the person who invests all your money called a broker?

Anaditdaephobia-The fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're sleeping.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's license of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest telling other people to shut up.

Note to Self-Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sarcasm doesn't work on a sarcastic person.

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobia-The fear of long words.

An apple the day keeps the doctor away...if well-aimed.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

One way to find out if something works-Push all the Buttons

Generally, generalizations are wrong.

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research.

The Truth is out there. So, what are you doing here?

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? ...Next week.

Don't underestimate the power of funny. It moves mountains.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal...only better.

Happiness is just around the corner! ...Too bad the world is round...

I'm not random! I just have many thou-OH! A SQUIRREL!

Some say the glass is half full. Others say its half empty. All I want to know is WHO'S DRINKING MY WATER?

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Just Wait and See by TokyoGirl7 reviews
Moving to a new town, I meet my new best friend and she is part of a weird Host Club. As strange as it is, one of the members I meet is my dream guy! What's next now? All I can say is, "Eh oh well, I'll just wait and see." MorixOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 225,946 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 9/11/2008 - [Mori/Takashi M., OC]
Finding the Way Back by NoxIris63 reviews
When Howl proposes to Sophie, Sophie cannot help but feel doubt in their future as well as her own future. Little do they know is the doubt that fills Sophie is really a witch, planning to take over Sophie's body.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,735 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/21/2017 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Howl, Sophie H.
Vampire Knight by Sanura Bey reviews
Mizukii Kuran, younger sister to Kaname Kuran, has a secret. While she keeps her secret at school about being a vampire she must also keep her personal secret from everyone, even her beloved brother. What's her secret? And where does she fit in?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,049 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Kaname K., OC] [Yuki C., Zero K.]
The Love of Paradise by Hawkfire7373 reviews
The world has restarted and the pack was reincarnated. As the pack tries to regroup, they run into a she-wolf. Everything was running smoothly: the pack was heading to Paradise and no sign of a crazed noble. Then, one day, everything breaks out. Can this trouble be caused by the untold secrets of Akiela's past? Can the pack make it to Paradise or will they fall in defeat?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,710 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 7/15/2012
I'm going to have your baby! by Xx Epic Emo Kitty xX reviews
To have Tamaki's baby! That is my mission and how am I going to do this? By being the most perverted and sexiest girl alive! No evil guy with glasses or she-male is going to stop me! Unless they want to feel my baby making wrath! Tamaki, you will be mine no matter how dirty I have to get!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 75 - Words: 288,295 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O., Mori/Takashi M., OC
Fee Fye Foe Fum by smart-blonde-the-oxymoron reviews
Demons are soulless creatures that feast on the souls of others. It makes sense that a demon couldn't love, right? Wrong. Every demon has a 'soul mate' and Sebastian's just found his. Let's just say... a stubborn human wasn't exactly what he had expected. Sebastian x OC
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 75 - Words: 286,721 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2010 - [Sebastian M., OC] - Complete
Conall's Pack by MauMeow1 reviews
What was Conall thinking during "Bella's Gift"? Follow Conall on his struggle of self-discovery, friendship, and betrayal as we delve into a familiar story with a new perspective. (Rated T for very minor violence, but should be okay for most kids!)
Bella Sara - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Complete
Kate's Story by Humphrey Loves Kate reviews
Kate's Story shows Kate's rise from playful puppy to being one of the top alphas in the pack. As she leaves Alpha School and begins hunting, her father secretly negotiates a deal with a rival pack leader to prevent a war. Kate must choose between her own happiness or the welfare of the wolf packs. Live before, after, and during A&O through the eyes of Kate in this story. COMPLETED!
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 51,284 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Kate - Complete
Vampire Baby by Mei-chan4 reviews
What happens when Ichijo doesn't clean his room for a long time? His clothes somehow have a small child! The Moon Dorm must now deal with their newest addition, a small girl named Senna with no memories of her past. Can they control the hyperactive child?
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 83 - Words: 124,699 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Choose Your Own Host! by Livi Secrets reviews
You stand at the front of the new school that you've been enrolled into. Ouran Academy. Your father's way of showing that he cares about you is by enrolling you in one of the fanciest schools there is. You would have been happy to be with your friends... (This is a choose your own adventure story! ladies preferably)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 7/23/2013
The Proposal by Money100 reviews
Diego loves Shira. Manny helps him ask her the big question. Will Shira say yes or will Diego's heart be broken? Read and find out. :)
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,775 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Diego, Shira]
The Adventures of Katie and Hikaru by The Needless Lobsters reviews
When new girl Katie Brigden moves to Ouran Academy, she meets Hikaru Hitachiin - a guy that seems to be almost exactly like her... except he's rich. It doesn't take long for them to become friends... but is there something more? HikaruXOC. (Cover designed by me)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,401 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [Hikaru H., OC] Kaoru H. - Complete
Once upon a broken soul by StarTime101 reviews
After her family died, Gin moves with her filthy rich grandparents to Japan. Her new school? Ouran Academy. Future? Uh... owning a world famous company. Being rich no deal? That's where she went wrong. Confusion? That's because of that handsome blonde boy and maybe also because of his gorgeous silver eyed friend. Host Club? Nothing here makes any sense! Maybe it's love... NO WAY
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 223,461 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Kyōya O.
Trials of an Alpha and Omega: Adventure in the South by Albedo666 reviews
Kate thought she had found her perfect mate, turns out not a perfect fit. Upon heeding on her mother's advice she sets out with her sister to find the Southern wolves, on the way though she and her sister start feeling things for each other. Will this adventure lead to something more? And what will Humphrey find? Again no flaming and read at your own discretion.
Alpha and Omega - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,804 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Kate, Lilly] [Humphrey, OC] - Complete
College: Off the Chain by Peachy Hikaru reviews
Kyoya is finally in love! With Shana an OC . But the road to blissful love is fraught with tensions and there's a jealous person who doesn't want Shana to get her happy ending...
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,008 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kyōya O.
Ice Age Terror Tales by ProxyoftheMuse reviews
The teen sabers get together to tell scary stories. Will they laugh, be scared or traumatized enough to run back to their mommies?
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013
Love Through Hate by ProxyoftheMuse reviews
Diego and Shira's kids are young, independent adolescents now, with his daughter Flora especially becoming smitten with a handsome stranger she meets, but do they know all the danger to come to them soon? OC OC pairing. Rated T just to be safe! Story's WAY better than the title and summary!
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 52,442 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Diego - Complete
The Vampire Hunters by Swagcityy13 reviews
Follow these Two idiotic vampire hunters through their days in Cross Academy. I think the moon dorm is gonna need a lifetime supply of icepacks for this. [Crack fic] Sorta.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Senri S., Zero K., OC
conversation ice age by Aqualina111 reviews
Hello and i am here to make an conversation ( not an interview ) with the ice age herd, and more ( sorry for bad english )
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013
Moons Basket by evelyn29 reviews
Tohru Honda meets the Sohmas when she moves to a the city they live in, but she has her own secret. It involves wolves... Will The Sohmas find out her secret first or will Tohru find out about the Sohma Curse? ( Tohru has a complete different personality, but she still has a good heart) The difference is her choice of language and how she acts sometimes. Rated T for language.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,063 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kyo S., Tohru H., Yuki S.
Twin vs Twin by December-Angel-Baby reviews
When Kaoru starts dating the new girl from America, Hikaru is furious and does everything in his power to break them up. Meanwhile the girl's sister will do everything in her power to keep them together. KaoruxOC HikaruxOC TamakixHaruhi
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,287 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
The Uninvited by yellowsummer reviews
Rima is enrolled into an elite boarding school, but when she arrives everyone tells her to run away before "it's too late." What are they talking about? A school with a murderous past. Senri/Rima. REWRITING.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Senri S., Rima T.
Lazy Day by Money100 reviews
Just a one-shot I felt like doing cause. Was bored and felt lazy for some reason. Enjoy! :) R&R
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Complete
Web Date by ProxyoftheMuse reviews
Nod and MK continue their relationship via video chat. All Nod&MK based. Oh, and Mub.
Epic - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Nod, M.K., Mub - Complete
Deep in the Woods (ABANDONED) by OaklandRaidersGirl22 reviews
Lia is a young 11 year old girl. She says she isn't afraid of anything. But, is that really true? Her 17 year old brother Jake dares her to go out into the woods, at night, and Lia says she'll come back, not afraid of anything. Will she prove her point, or die trying? I do not recommend this for people who hate horror stories. Rated T.
Slender - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Complete
The Little Princess by Mei-chan4 reviews
“Why is her name Tsuku?” Tamaki asked curiously, peering at the still sleeping baby. Haruhi suppressed a laugh. “She has a tendency to hit or attack anything that she doesn’t like.”
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 68,190 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/6/2008
Gone by White Fairy Writer reviews
She was gone...And all they had left was a note, not even explaining why. Tohru was gone, where did she go? WHY did she go? The Sohma's are shocked, their precious flower had slipped through their fingers. They had to find her...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,721 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Complete
Ice Age Interviews by MusicRocks807 reviews
So, this is basically a random collection of interviews with the Ice Age cast. Okay, that was an awful summary, but please read and review! :) [6/6/15 HIATUS]
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012
Surrounded by Darkness by Boba Addict reviews
AU. Zombies are horrible monsters. Or at least, that's what everyone says. But when the herd lands themselves in a mysterious world occupied by zombies, they must find a way to return home - and they might just meet up with an old friend.
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,714 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Diego, Shira
Ice Age Flu season by ProxyoftheMuse reviews
The flu has spread around in the herd. How will they deal with it? Story is better than the summary!
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/15/2012
The Wrath of Vengeance by ProxyoftheMuse reviews
Diego gets a plesent surprise from Shira. However, when Gutt and the crew are out to get her, the herd must once again set out on the seas and save Shira from their wrath. I do not own Ice Age or any of the characters!
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,427 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Shira, Gutt - Complete
Can you keep up? by Reyfan01 reviews
I am new to this thing so please be nice! I fell in love with the Diego/shira thing so i WANNA CONTINUE it. And hope that their story will inspire maybe a direct to tv or dvd short on them. Shira has been free of Gutt and has Diego to thank. Diego has lost his dignity to the seductive tigress. Shira meets the herd and learns to adapt. What is in store for them?
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,376 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Diego, Shira
Glory by Pendemonium reviews
Andy Val attends Ouran while training for the world cup which is to be held in Japan. What happens when she ends up getting tangled into a devious web of the Host Club's very own Shadow King? KyoxOC Rated M for language.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 151,101 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Kyōya O. - Complete
Fitting In by Supergirl501 reviews
She had never experienced a REAL school in her entire life, and she tries to fit in by being something she wasn't, but when an "accident" occurs, she'll have to live a double life, fitting in with a new kind of crowd. KyoyaxOC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,551 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kyōya O. - Complete
The Chat Room by DM-sama reviews
Strange rumors can start on the interent.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Ouran Host Club chat room by Nnoifangirl5 reviews
What happens when a bunch of bored hosts go online? Find out!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010
Your blood tells it all Kaname one shot by miss89 reviews
Marchell is a normal girl who attend to the Academy. She has a secret crush on the pureblood Kaname and the other way around. One day Zero had been chasing her she lock herself up at her room.
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Kaname K. - Complete
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A False King reviews
After Spyro and Cynder saved the world like any hero, their lives went back to normal. But not for long, ever heard of a circus coming to dragon city? A circus with many dark secrets but show happiness on the outside.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015
The Blood reviews
SEASON 2 OF 'ICE AGE LIFE! A new island, new creatures that the herd has never seen before. But The Blood is calling for Diego, With himself, Moonstone, Shira and Fang. They go together to The Blood. But will everyone survive?
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013
Until The Day I Die reviews
As the young girl looked at the moon. "If I die, will the moon die with me?" She asked herself. ZeroXoc HanabusaXoc What if Wolves still existed? What if the vampires knew? Will this cause something that shouldn't never exist? But as the past said, one wolf and one vampire can change the future between the two creatures. And why the hell did Hanabusa gets a maid for?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,144 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013
ICE AGE LIFE reviews
Peaches is still falling for Ethan and Diego and Shira are getting closer everyday and Sid well uh um he is still Sid. But will Manny let Peaches hang with Ethan? And will there be an old enemy returning? Dont look at me, read this instead. (FINISHED)
Ice Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,254 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete