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Author has written 11 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Friends: Transformers4eva, transformerspup246 (Knockoutsgirl on DA), moshigal156, BlackFeather101, transformer333 on dA

BlackFeather101 and I are creating a story called 'Something Unexpected' It's on her profile!! Be sure to go check that out!! ;D

I play the violin.

I am left-handed.

User on deviantART is DuskWolfAtDawn. But on any site, please; call me Dwad. (Initials of DuskWolfAtDawn) Or Dawn, whichever you prefer. ;o;


It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with.

This world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what you did.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.

If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make it's own lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...if well aimed.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Have you seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have TWINKIES!

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it!

Slow and steady gets you trampled by other people.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. (Not responsible for any injuries sustained from throwing self at floor.)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If you find yourself in a hole, here's a hint: Just. Stop. Digging.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has clearly never tried to slam into a revolving door.

I'm not retreating; I'm just advancing in a different direction.

Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.

Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people.

The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.

Forecast for tonight: darkness.

Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?

When life gives you skittles, throw them at hobos and scream "TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems!

I didn't slap you, I high-fived you in the face.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls… and poles… and other stuff…

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Therapist The/rapist... scary thought…

Tell the truth and run.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me?

Duct tape is like The Force; it has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together.

Ninja farts: silent yet deadly.

Come to the Dark Side, we have Oreos! (and milk too!)

Get to know your stalker, they'll be there for a while.

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

When life gives you a lemon, throw the lemon back and demand chocolate

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science: ‘Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work? Liberal Arts: ‘Do you want fries with that?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human’s way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

Don't mess with me I've got a stick.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Stupidity can hurt, I broke a rib laughing at you

We should have thrown you in the dungeon years ago.

At last! My plans for world domination are complete!! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Oh look, something shiny...must go look.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

They laugh because we're losers . . . . We laugh because they just figured it out.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!

Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Optimus Prime

2. Smokescreen

3. Breakdown

4. Knockout

5. Soundwave

6. Bumblebee

7. Ratchet

8. Starscream

9. Megatron

10. Arcee

11. Silas/Cylas (For variety)

12. Miko (For variety)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Bumblebee/Cylas doesn't sound like such a good idea...especially since Silas took Bee's t-cog... o_o

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?


3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Miko (WEIRD ALREADY) getting Starscream... AAAHHH PRIMUS I DAI DX

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Megatron? Sure.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Smokescreen and Bumblebee? They'd be fine.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Soundwave/Megatron or Soundwave/Arcee? Oooohh..that's a toughie ' Soundcee because...BECAUSE.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ratchet walking in on Smokescreen and Miko?!? Everyone would DIE.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Breakdown and Arcee...hmm...

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Miko and Ratchet? ALREADY IT'S SCARY. Hmm... 'Just Because I'm Me'

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?


12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No :I

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Smokescreen/Knockout/Soundwave...IS THERE ANYTHING MORE PERFECT?? XDD I guess..

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

What title would you give this fic?

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?











If 1 and 4 had a multi-dimensional war for you who would you choose?

10 wants to go on a date with you.

7 decides to let you and 9 be roommates.

5 and 10 are getting married.

1 asks you to be married to him/her while 2 is trying to be more than friends and 9 and 10 want you to marry 2.

4 tells 8 that 9 loves 7 and you love 3

2 gives you carrot cake for a lifetime

3 gives you a panda bear for Christmas

1 proposes to you on your birthday

7 and 10 become BFFs

6 and 1 are related

5 and 6 get in a fight who will win?

Would you make a story about 1 and 6

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Fifteen things to do if you're in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "We have a Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. Go into the auto department and practise your "Madonna" look.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Re-post this and spread the stupidity!


1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

4. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

5. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

6. Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

7. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

9. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's Master of Puppets CD.

10. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

11. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

12. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)

13. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

14. Crack your knuckles into the receiver.

15. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

16. Rattle off your order with a determined air. If they ask if you would like drinks with that, panic and become disoriented.

17. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

18. Change your accent every three seconds.

19. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

20. Start your order with "I'd like. . .". A little later, slap yourself and say, "No, I don't."

21. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

22. Rent a pizza.

23. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

24. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

25. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

26. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream GOODBYE at the top of your lungs.

27. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

28. Imitate the order taker's voice.

29. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

30. When they say, "What would you like?"--say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."

31. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

32. Ask to see a menu.

33. Say you'll be able to pay for this when the movie people call back.

34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

35. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

36. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"

37. Ask what the pizza place's phone number is. Hang up, and call again.

38. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

39. Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.

40. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.

41. Start the conversation with "My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and. . . action!"

42. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

43. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

44. Be vague in your order.

45. When they repeat your order, say, "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

46. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

47. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

48. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

49. Put them on hold.

50. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

51. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say, "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

52. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"

53. When you're given the price, say, "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

54. Order term life insurance.

55. When they say, "Will that be all?"--snicker and say, "We'll find out, won't we?"

56. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

57. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

58. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, "Please don't mention that word."

59. Order a steamed pizza.

60. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "Last guy let me do it."

Female come backs pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Repost if your happily single!

When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub.

My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect.

We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love.

She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate.

Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me.

These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed "No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life.

You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry."

She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her.

It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty.

Put this on your profile if it touched your heart.

Warrior Cats fan Oath

I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar one someone's face, I will think of WindClan, When I win a race, I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother, I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother, I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me, I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny, I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe, I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone, who seems naive. I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be 'just friends', I will think of StarClan, When I am near the end, I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged, I will think of Darkstripe, When somebody holds a grudge. I promise to remember Cinderheart, When I climb a tree, I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea, I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart, I will think of Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart, I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself, I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health, I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong, I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path that's wrong, I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away, I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey, I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose, I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I loose, Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave, And I'll remember The Tribe, When I'm in a cave, I'll remember Ashfur, When somebody breaks my heart, I'll remember Barley, When me and my siblings are far apart, I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best, I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty's put to the test, I'll remember Crookedstar, If someone abandons me, I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee, I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream, I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, Whenever I eat cream, I'll always think of Cinderpelt, When my leg is sore, I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more, I'll remember the many battles, When I see conflict or strife, I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life.

Footprints In the Sand:

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky. In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there were one set of footprints.

This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints.

So I said to the Lord, “You promised me Lord, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life there have only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, you have not been there for me?”

The Lord smiled and replied, “The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand, is when I carried you.”

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste this into your profile.

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 150kmp/h on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

(Gotten from snowflake1814's profile)

Old man walks up to the Tortuga, and knocks on the door.

Martin; *opens door yawning* Ugh... You know it's like 7:00 in the morning, right?

Man; *hands Martin a big wheel of cheese* Here. Take cheese.

Martin; *blinks* What? huh? Why are you giving me cheese at 7:00 in the morning??? O_O

Man; Sorry, I do not speak English. You're welcome. *starts walking away*


Man; Yes, I love you too, g'dbye! *walks away*

Martin; ... 0.0' Okay... I need to get back to sleep...

Repost this if you DARE!

Remember When

Getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy is COOTIES?
When MOM was your hero?
And DAD was the man you were gonna marry?
And your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?
And RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?


STUPID THINGS I'VE DONE (Bold is what I actually did)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke ( How about two days? :I )
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc. on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard ( ...both... )
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

58/100... That means something.. XDD

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

Random Transformers facts (Most from Dragonstormgirl's profile; she's awesome!! Be sure to check her out sometime):

FIRRIB: This uncommonly known fact is that during the old '80s show, Rumble and Frenzy were supposed to have their colors switched, Rumble was supposed to be red and black while Frenzy was supposed to be blue. No one really knows HOW it happened, but it most likely was a miscommunication between the script writers and animators. There is still a debate running about which is which though. Btw, FIRRIB stands for Frenzy Is Red, Rumble Is Blue, while the opposite, RIRFIB means Rumble Is Red, Frenzy Is Blue.

Peace Hunter: Optimus Prime's original name, Orion Pax means Peace Hunter. Orion was a hunter from Greek mythology, while Pax is Latin for peace. Makes you wonder if that was on purpose or not.

It IS cannon for Prime Soundwave to have a face! Don't believe me? Take a look on his page on TFWiki.net. Go to the Soundwave WFC page and scroll down to the Titan Magazines Prime Comics section. There is a picture of Soundwave WITHOUT HIS MASK! I have heard that it was a mistake, but its as close to canon as we're gonna get. Still, THERE IS PROOF OF HIS FACE!!!

Knock Out: TFP Knock Out's name was originally going to be Knockout, but in the end, they changed his name to Knock Out. That's how they spell it in the credits. (But I, however, spell it 'Knockout' just because ;D)

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Tihs is anmazig!

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When you open it, he collapses.
When he sees you reading it, he faints.
When he sees you living it, he flees.
Just when you're about to re-post this, he will try to discourage you.
I just defeated him. Copy and paste this to your profile if you're in God's army and strong enough to pick up a sword. :)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, 'If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven'

I am a Christian.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in GOD?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD good?
Student : Sure.
Professor: Is GOD all powerful?
Student : Yes.
Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?
(Student was silent.)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student : No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student : From … GOD …
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student : Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes
Professor: So who created evil ?
(Student did not answer.)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them ?
(Student had no answer.)
Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.
Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn’t.
(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)
Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)
Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)
Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?
(The class was in uproar.)
Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter.)
Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir… Exactly ! The link between man and GOD is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things alive and moving. That student was Albert Einstein.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

I feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

Christian and Proud

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Where There Is Smoke by Lady Quickshift reviews
TF:Prime, takes place after "Legacy"; Prime had hoped that having Jack teach Smokescreen about Earth would make the reckless newcomer a little more responsible, maybe they picked the wrong Darby for the job.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 274,991 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Smokescreen, June D.
After the Mighty Have Fallen by MusicalPrime reviews
"You think you know me, but you have no clue as to who I really am. I am not an ordinary Cybertronian. I don't belong. I am a Prime." Arcee, Solus Prime, and an ancient prophecy do not appear to relate. That is proven wrong as loyalties are tested and secrets revealed. Will Smokescreen be able to take the title of Prime and lead the Autobots? Or is their fate already sealed?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,230 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Arcee, Smokescreen, Soundwave
It started that night by BlackFeather101 reviews
After Raf's sister gets "help" from her so called friend, Melissa now has to live with a giant alien robot as the father of her children. He loves her but will she learn to love him?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,157 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Bumblebee, Raf E., OC
Random Happenings in Transformers: Prime by Crush48 reviews
Find out different things the Autobots and Decepticons do on and off the battlefield! Megatron remembering the Glory days of 1985! Someone pranks Arcee! Give suggestions! Set in the Prime universe! Will contain a lot of G1 references! If you suggest something from other TF universes, describe what happens!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 11/2/2012
Tiny by inkdragon13 reviews
Wheeljack brings one of his new inventions to the base and Optimus finds out the hard way that they have the habit of blowing up in his face. Who knew the Autobot leader was so tiny as a sparkling...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 165,627 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Optimus Prime
Dear Crazy Fanfiction Authors by Jay Nice reviews
Ever been annoyed about how you see Kai/Zane or Cole/Kai? Or the fact that someone invented a new golden weapon? Well, this is the Fic for you! No one be offended by this, please! No cussing ever. Starting at chapter 23, it's letters to the ninja from reviewers! THIS FC HAS NOW ENDED
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 238 - Words: 28,115 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Complete
SparkScream by Autobot Chromia reviews
Seekers are naturally very protective of young, and have the most unusual 'pregnancys'. When Starscream is sparked with a liter, out of energon, and alone, what happens? What happens when the Autobots find him and take him as their prisoner? Rated T for safety. Set in Transformers Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,591 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Starscream
Doctor To Doctor by OfTransformersAndAnime reviews
Ratchet disobeys Optimus Prime's orders and re-tries his old project. Optimus leans on Knockout for help, now that he and Breakdown switched teams. Ratchet rejects Knockout for being gay. hinted of past rape and sexual abuse!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Ratchet, Knock Out
Letters to Ninjago by master derpy-fem-Jay reviews
Okay,This is like a thing where you send letters to Ninjago (NINJA! DUH!) T because you don't know what's going on in my head
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013
Jack Don't Leave Me by Smart Kira reviews
As Arcee waits for Jack to wake up,she remembers what happened. Please review it chapter by chapter.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 29,036 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Arcee, Jack D.
Shattered Mirrors by Dragonstormgirl reviews
TFP Shattered Glass. Starts right after the Season 2 finale. Jack and Arcee get caught in a ground bridge malfunction and are thrown into a universe that is not a mirror image of their own. T for Cybertronian gore. NOTE: Not a J/A story, they are simply the main characters. Kinda.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,016 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Arcee, Jack D.
The Car in the Alley by smokiesgirl reviews
A young girl meets a 'Bot AND a Turtle.
Crossover - Transformers/Beast Wars & Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Smokescreen, Raphael, OC
Hardest Knocks by Ivytheregalchangeling reviews
Dreams have been known to drive people to doing things, but Knock Out never imagined one dream would take him to the brink of insanity. Hold on... He wasn't sane to start with. Why would you want to protect the enemy? Gore, violence, slash, torture... Onesided!Knock Out x Smokescreen Sorry about the terrible summary!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Smokescreen, Knock Out
Funny WARRIORS by LightningProwess reviews
Warriors...Turned funny
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012
Ninjago Blಠಠpers! by TheComingofEpic reviews
Before this story was made people wanted absurd humor and a BURST of imagination. From January 5, 2013 we've been pleasing MANY guest and authors! I present to you Ninjago Bloopers! The story that will make people with NO SENSE of humor blow UP in laughter! Rant, chat, and laugh with us! Read parodies of the episodes! I hope you enjoy laughing with us because you WON'T regret it!
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 101,597 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Cole, Kai, Jay, Zane
Territory by newvagabond reviews
Knock Out/Wheeljack. Ficlet. Crack. Presented without context.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Wheeljack, Knock Out - Complete
How TFP BH PR Should Have Ended by Alexis Noir reviews
WARNING! May contain spoilers... If ya'll haven't seen the movie yet... XD Also, some OOCness. Well, this is supposed to be funny. X3
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Complete
undercover - spideypool by ThanksIllPass reviews
Peter froze mid-step, cursing under his breath. Wade wasn't supposed to be there, he wasn't supposed to see Peter like this. Like what, you ask? Well, dressed like a stripper, to be perfectly honest.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Every Bot has its Day by WingedWolfAlari reviews
After a horrible run in with MECH, all of the bots get captured and put into 'Project Domesticus'. A few weeks later, they are found unconscious by their human companions and have no memory of how they escaped. However, they certainly have changed, A LOT. As they adjust, how will they protect the humans and their other new friends now? Optimus/Acree, OCs, Rated T for blood/cussing.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,200 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Optimus Prime, Arcee
Love Bot's by transformerspup246 reviews
TF: Prime, Does Cliffjumper have something for the beautiful Arcee? Does anyone know? How Long can he keep this a secert? What move does he make next? Arcee x Cliffjumper
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Arcee, Cliffjumper
How TFP BH Should Have Ended by Alexis Noir reviews
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013
TFP Dubstep Outta Here! by Alexis Noir reviews
Dubstep time! OC included, and I own nothing! Well... Except for mu OC.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013
Truth or Dare?: Transformers by Lady Quickshift reviews
The Ark experiences a power surge during a storm. What will the 'Bots do? play this new game their organic friends are teaching them.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
The Stars by transformerspup246 reviews
TF: Prime, When the Autobot's invade the Nemesis, Arcee is knocked out and placed in a pod and ejected into the far reachs of space, But she's not alone... Arcee x Knockout
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,540 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Arcee, Knock Out
The Definition of Fun by TheSmutGirl reviews
Peter did say they would discuss their definition of fun later... Set after "Ultimate Deadpool" Deadpool/Spiderman fic
Ultimate Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/15/2013 - P. Parker/Spider Man - Complete
Transformers Prime: That Red Car by Transformers4eva reviews
TFP. Megatron said not to street race anymore. Do you think that stopped a certain red Aston Martin? Warnings: Spanking.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Megatron, Knock Out - Complete
Sweet revenge! by transformerspup246 reviews
TF: Prime, Can Arcee stand Cliffjumper anymore before she snaps? This is what revenge is like!, back-stabbing tricks, pranks and just plain loving Cliffjumper x Arcee
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Arcee, Cliffjumper
Roommates by Sounddrive reviews
AU TFP: The War never happened, and Smokescreen and Bumblebee are roommates, who are attending the same academy. Bumblebee's Carrier is coming over to visit, but her son forgot about it. Minor/hinted slash in the end. (Shall remain as a one-shot due to muses being uncooperative)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Bumblebee, Smokescreen] - Complete
Life Before Team Prime by SheabeePrime reviews
My take on what Smokescreen from Transformers Prime's life would've been like before he fell to Earth.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Alpha Trion, Smokescreen
Arcee's truth by transformerspup246 reviews
TF: Prime. Arcee is still heavily greaving from her lost partner, but a stranger mech will sooth this lose...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Arcee, Smokescreen
Through A Wall by MissDaybreak reviews
Some random KnockoutxXxSmokescreen (Knockscreen? Smokeout? SMOKEOUT!) fluff. Warning: Yaoi, robots, and spoilers maybe?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Smokescreen, Knock Out - Complete
Fool's Gold by Dragonstormgirl reviews
Sideswipe always knew it was a bad idea to mess with his brother's paint. But after a prank goes awry, he finds out just how scary a pissed off Jazz and Sunstreaker can be. G1, no pairings. Just a little bit of crack that popped into mind recently.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jazz, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
A perfect match by moshigal156 reviews
A pretty femme who loves to buff her self and cares deeply about her paint job and finish, arrives on earth and meets knockout in an unwanted situation. Using clever words, knockout convinces his new flame to join the decepticon cause. And the two couldn't be happier. (I suck at summaries)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,207 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Knock Out
The indispensable Tigerlilly and Gadzooks by moshigal156 reviews
Join Tigerlilly and her best friend, Gadzooks. As the pair get into one sticky situation after another, wreak havoc on the baby sitter, avoid baths, pounce on ratchet, and drive the other autobots up the wall! (rated T for wiggle room)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bumblebee, Ratchet
Chemical Attraction by transformerspup246 reviews
TF: Prime. Arcee is doing some 'testing' for Ratchet when she gets a surprise visit from Knockout. Is there a ... Chemical Attraction?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Arcee, Knock Out - Complete
Comfort by Dragonstormgirl reviews
TF: Prime, Shattered Glass. Arcee feels lonely and scared. Fortunately, she does have someone to comfort her. Starcee fluff.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Arcee, Starscream - Complete
SCA - Spideypool by ThanksIllPass reviews
Wade is actually terrified of Peter's camera
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
TFP A Friend In Need by blitz-engel reviews
After Season 2 Finale-Smokescreen is alone after escaping the Destruction of the Autobot base and while running from Vehicons, he ends up a terrible crash. What can he do if he can't transform because his T-Cog was smashed? When he gets bought by a girl named Carlee?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,202 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Smokescreen
Shattered Glass Autobots by Dragonstormgirl reviews
Group of one-shots about the Prime Shattered Glass Autobots.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012
Sunflower of Doom by Dragonstormgirl reviews
Bayverse. Sunstreaker gets a bath and a wax job while his washer gets good blackmail.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sunstreaker - Complete
The Long Journey Home by Opatoes reviews
After days without word from Optimus, Smokescreen goes to check on his idol, getting sidetracked along the way. Will likely stay a WIP.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Smokescreen, Knock Out
Close to the Edge by HelleBoreHunt reviews
Ratchet decides to say something to Optimus about his relationship with Smokescreen. Naturally, Optimus does not take it well. It now, Ratchet may not get to take back what he said.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Shattered Glass Decepticons by Dragonstormgirl reviews
One shots about the Prime Shattered Glass Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Complete
TFP Sparks Fly by xXTheChallengerXx reviews
My First Fanfic on Here.. Monica Vasquez is a 23 year old mechanic. She lives alone on the outskirts of Jasper Nevada, and is known for fixing vehicles for a reasonable price. One day while hiking, she and her dog Lacey come upon something completely unexpected.. Knockout/OC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,427 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Knock Out
Helpful Hints for Not Being Used as the Decepticons' Kickball by A'isha Ishtar reviews
During her time as the only human aboard the Nemesis, Amity has learned a few things about the Decepticons. Mainly, that there are certain things you should and shouldn't do if you don't want the 'Cons using you as a kickball.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,292 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Stuck and Humiliation by Darkgothqueen reviews
After Smokescreen escapes Knockout is left stuck in a wall facing Humilitation . Slowly Knockout gets haunted by his old lover who passed away long ago feeling like he is lossing his mind, Knockout tries his best not to crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Knock Out, Breakdown
See Ya, Partner by NightlyOwl103 reviews
TFP. Knockout says a final goodbye to his partner. No slash, merely just a Knockout/Breakdown friendship. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Here comes lilly! by moshigal156 reviews
What would happen if spike had a little sister who was cheeky, adventurous and imaginative and became best friends with brawn, a tough, manly, autobot who usually doesn't like to hang out with little kids? I failed at this summary! The story is WAY better then the summary! I gotta work on my summaries. TTATT
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Brawn
The Transformers Prime Valentine Special by TF crossover fan reviews
Optimus Prime and Megatron end up in a slash fic. Crazy stuff happens. Sequel to The Transformers Prime Halloween Special.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Maniaphobia by Crazybird101 reviews
Maniaphobia: The fear of insanity or going insane... AU VERSE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Shockwave - Complete
Disillusionment by HelleBoreHunt reviews
The Orb of Amalgam, a powerful relic possessed long ago by Amalgamous of the Thirteen. It is said that if you touch it, you will fall into a stupor where you will live out your greatest dream, as well as your greatest nightmare...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Smokescreen, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Minor Disappointment by Opatoes reviews
He wanted to believe Prime was destined for great things, but at every turn, it seemed as though everyone was trying to prove him wrong. Some small Primeverse Shattered Glass drabbles, Smokescreen-centric.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Smokescreen
Smokescreen Chapter 1: On-Line by Witwicky reviews
This is just a Fan-Fictional story that I've begun writing about a Transformers Prime character named Smokescreen. It's about his life, from when he first comes on-line to whenever I decide it should end.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2013
Invasion of Memory by HelleBoreHunt reviews
Set during "Inside Job". Smokescreen, trapped on the Nemesis, is left to the mercies of Megatron and Knock Out after they delve into some of his memories. Memories that involve his leader...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Smokescreen, Optimus Prime - Complete
Adventures of a famous singer named Jessica (or jess for short) by moshigal156 reviews
My name is Jessica. I am a famous singer. One day before my trip to florida, I blacked out while watching tv. Next thing I know. I'M IN THE FREAKING TRANSFORMERS ANIMATED WORLD! And every thing went pretzel shaped from there. One thing for sure is I'd better hold on cause I'm in for the ride of my life! as I now have to figure out my feelings toward a certain cybertronian medic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Ratchet, Bulkhead
The tail of three sparklings and a father by moshigal156 reviews
what happens when you mix melted protoform with an all spark fragment and some DNA from sentinel prime? A BUTT LOAD OF PRANKS,ADVENTURE AND cuteness?...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Sentinel Prime
Transformers Animated: How Megatron Found Starscream by Transformers4eva reviews
TFA. The title explains itself. No warnings for this one. Well, maybe one. It is SUPER short. :/ Enjoy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Never expected by PrimeEmily135 reviews
Smokescreen thought he had learned everything about his fellow Autobots. But he never expected this... (just a silly one-shot) Arcee/Optimus and slight Smokescreen/Arcee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Arcee, Smokescreen - Complete
Transformers Rio by bobi4500 reviews
Blu, a Spix Macaw... (Actually you know the Rio plot. I am not going to retell it)... But in the forest there are some visitors from another planet... hiding... and planning their next move... Will somebody fight them? Will somebody defeat them and save the Spix Macaw race... Noone knows. (The story looks finished so I will leave it like this. But I will rewrite it someday...)
Crossover - Transformers & Rio - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/25/2012
First Time For Everything by HelleBoreHunt reviews
Smokescreen and Optimus Prime's first time as a couple. In the intimate sense. It's rather detailed and beautiful, with Optimus being a kind and caring gentlemech and Smokescreen being a little naive/reckless at first, and then... well... you'll see. Set between House Arrest Isn't So Bad and Between Two Hard Places.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Smokescreen, Optimus Prime - Complete
To Dance a Tango by HelleBoreHunt reviews
Just a cute, fluffy little drabble. Smokescreen ponders the wonders of Earth while driving through the desert, settling on one of his favorites, and concludes that Earth is a marvelous place with marvelous ways. It's adorable, really.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Smokescreen, Optimus Prime - Complete
Circus Afro by Dragonstormgirl reviews
Raf creates a virus to attack the Nemesis using a song starring a zebra in a rainbow afro wig. One shot, TF Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Raf E., Soundwave - Complete
What I see in you by transformerspup246 reviews
TF: Prime, Arcee and Tailgate in the past as he trys to make friend's, But Arcee doesnt really see its the place and time, but can Tailgate change her mind?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Arcee, Tailgate
Between Two Hard Places by HelleBoreHunt reviews
Smokescreen has been watching Optimus all day. Needless to say, he gets a little turned on by his gorgeous lover. And Optimus knows all too well what he does to him. Nothing but porn, honestly. Optimus Prime/Smokescreen smut. Now with cavity inducing fluff!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Smokescreen, Optimus Prime - Complete
A Prime's Promise by itsfinnmcmissile reviews
Shortly after the events of Scrapheap, Optimus Prime gives Raf a snowball. Transformers Prime. Oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Raf E., Optimus Prime - Complete
TFP FML by autobot fangirl reviews
Introducing the NEW website for Transformers Prime Characters to vent! Please Welcome Fragg my life dot com. The characters all got something to say!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012
Rules Of Engagement by queenhelba reviews
PrimeVerse - Ratchet and Smokescreen argue about interfacing, among other things.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Ratchet, Smokescreen - Complete
Famous Last Words by Katea-Nui reviews
TFP Seaspray and Wheeljack are on their way to rendezvous and they chat and catch up some. Based on the small mention from Wheeljack in the episode Loose Canons. No warnings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Seaspray, Wheeljack - Complete
King Nothing by redseeker reviews
1000 years after the battle of Earth, Starscream awakes on a distant planet. With Megatron long-defeated by the Autobots, Starscream sets out on a journey to claim the Decepticon army for himself, its rightful leader. However, he soon learns that the universe has moved on. TFA, sticky slash. OCs x Starscream, Optimus x Starscream, Megatron x Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
War by TeeEye82 reviews
TFP One-Shot: Wheeljack muses on the War. Where it came from, where it's brought us, and where it's going. Living, fighting, and dying. It's all anyone has ever done, right?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Wheeljack - Complete
Silent Dawn by supercarXS reviews
The inevitable happened. Optimus Prime was mortally wounded. .::TFP::. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Ratchet, Arcee - Complete
Firestar Poem by snowflake1814 reviews
A quick poem about Firestar.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Firestar - Complete
Sacrifice by Ibiralian reviews
Why do people sacrifice themselves for others? No slash. Warning: May make you realize how awesome God is. Contains Christian content. Please please read!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Complete
Primitive Violation by UlurNaga reviews
TF: Prime. Optimus/OC A woman is captured in a Decepticon crossfire with Prime and he is forced to do something terrible against his will. Torn between what he is, violator, or victim? Contains swearing, Sparkrape and lots of sexual content. Collab with Ellmarr.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,059 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012
Kneel by newvagabond reviews
My take on Loki and Tony's meeting at Stark Tower. Loki x Tony Stark smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Optimus Prime and Starscream by Darkness234 reviews
They do it ?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Optimus Prime, Starscream - Complete
TFP Bloopers by StupidBolts reviews
"Lol, I can just see a blooper of this chapter being Starscream saying he likes Justin Bieber." Thank you Chibi Oro for that piece of inspiration XD May continue
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Starscream, Miko N.
Worth by Ibiralian reviews
Have you ever thought about what you're worth ? please read ! Contains Christian content !
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Plaything by Glue Stick Gary reviews
Arcee is plagued by the memories of Cliffjumper, and flees the Autobot base to clear her mind. Little does she know she'll find herself in trouble when she crosses paths with Knockout who is feeling rather...randy. Transformers Prime. Arcee x Knock Out.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,099 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Arcee, Knock Out
Come Back by Kittie1 reviews
Miko was fighting an internal battle of her own, watching her Bulkhead slowly slip away into nothingness...Set During Episode 21: TMI
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Bulkhead, Miko N. - Complete
Shattered Bliss by Gimme-Chan reviews
TFP MirrorVerse AU. Takes place early in the war. Good Knock Out meets Evil Optimus Prime for the first time, it's a horrifying encounter Knock Out never saw coming. Warnings: Violence, Torture, Slash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Knock Out, Optimus Prime
Never Again by OfTransformersAndAnime reviews
Breakdown makes a vow after he surives M.E.C.H, never again would he fail Knock Out and never again will he let Knock Out feel alone Breakdown x Knock Out
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown - Complete
Animorphs 55 The Madness by BluJ reviews
The sequel to the Animorphs series.
Animorphs - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,654 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Toby H.
Knockout's Life as An Autobot by OfTransformersAndAnime reviews
a series of one-shot promts based on one word as he is an Autobot. so give me a word to use! NEVER KnockoutxAcree. Most common pairing will be KnockoutxBreakdown or KnockoutxStarscream. Possible KnockoutxMiko and KnockoutxOptimus Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Knock Out
Knockout Meets Twilight by OfTransformersAndAnime reviews
Miko shows Knockout Twilight. Knockout is hooked! Utter Crack and Fluffy! NOT Bashing Twilight fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Soundwave The Ipod by OfTransformersAndAnime reviews
Miko taught him about Ipods, Jack taught him about music and Soundwave taught him pain. Surely, Soundwave wouldn't mean being his Ipod..right? Hinted KnockoutxBreakdown
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Knockout On Facebook by OfTransformersAndAnime reviews
Knockout enjoys the wonders of Facebook. Utter Crack! Yaoi Warning!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Knock Out, Breakdown
Bloopers in TFA : Slash Style by ShiTiger reviews
Welcome to behind the scenes of TFA. Here are the bloopers that never made it into the tv show… Slash/yaoi that means boy x boy, or in this case, mech x mech.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Bumblebee, Wasp - Complete
Leaked Transformers: Prime Script by I Really Hate Captchas reviews
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Complete
Coincidences by DramaDork1823 reviews
Spiderman and Deadpool have a run-in in and abandoned shack which includes chains. Lets just say they have some fun. Crossover SLASH.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
37 things by I Give Headaches To Aspirin reviews
If the transformers had an elevator...?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 8,490 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Prowl, Megatron - Complete
How to Speak Ratchet by Sergeant Duck reviews
I blame rum and a plot bunny held at gunpoint for this short "thing." Rated M for happy happy joy joy CMO cursing!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Ratchet
http:wwwWeAll HateSentinelPrime by ZenDraco reviews
When some people don't like Sentinel Prime attiude. They make a website http://www We All Hate Sentinel Prime.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Optimus Prime, Sentinel Prime
Dragon Warrior's Birthday Gift by Wolf's Flame reviews
This was a request from my friend: It's Po's birthday and Tigress has forgotten to get him a gift. Then the feline improvises and gives him the one birthday gift he will never soon forget... Her body! Rated for detailed TiPo romance and language. Plz R&R.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tigress, Po
Megatron Hates the Internet by flamingmarsh reviews
Megatron hates the internet and wants the inventor dead. -short drabble-
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Megatron - Complete
To the Desk of Smokescreen by Sergeant Duck reviews
RE: Smokescreen's request.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Ratchet
Interfacing by outerelf reviews
youngling Bumblebee asks the dreaded question. 'What's Interfacing' - one-shot, drabblish
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Bumblebee - Complete
He's Not Gone by Kittie1 reviews
After SmokeScreens Death, Hot Shot is holding a gun that once belonged to SmokeScreen. Will he pull the trigger?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2003
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Lifeguard reviews
Arthur Kirkland, an ordinary man living in south England, is dragged to a community center pool by his little brother, Peter, and on-and-off best friend Francis. However, Alfred F. Jones, the new American lifeguard, seems to catch his eye... USUK, USxUK, USAUK, USAxUK. America/England, America/Britain, Human names used! There will be sticky smut/yaoi/lemon in the next chapters!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,774 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 6/12 - [America, England/Britain] France, Sealand
Theatre reviews
America invites Britain to watch a movie with him! However, it becomes much more than he first expected... Rated M for lemon! Yaoi, smut, USUK, USxUK, USAxUK, USAUK, AmericaxEngland, AmericaxBritain. Sticky!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 6/8 - [America, England/Britain]
Jealousy reviews
France had been poking at Britain during the World meeting, and America doesn't like it. "I guess you could say...I'm jealous." Short oneshot, written in an hour sometime during the middle of the night. USUK, fluffy. Rated T for a short kiss.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23 - Complete
TFP - Smokebee reviews
*coughcough* Won the award for 'Least Creative Title'. A Smokescreen/Bumblebee one-shot. Bumblebee goes to his room to sulk after a fight, but Smokescreen has other ideas... WARNING! Spike/valve, a little rough and unpredictable. Transformers Prime, Primeverse. Slight mentions of another story of mine, 'TFP-Smokescreen'.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Smokescreen, Bumblebee]
TFP - Doorwings reviews
Transformers Prime verse. Basic idea? Ratchet cuts off Smokescreen's doorwings. Quick one-shot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Arcee, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Smokescreen
TFP-Reluctant reviews
Transformers Prime verse. WARNINGS: Let's just say...utter RAPE. Spike/Valve. Wheeljack pounces on Smokescreen... "Wh-WHEELJACK! PLEASE, stop...!" M for a reason. Just a one-shot, nothing more, nothing less. Don't like, don't read.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Smokescreen, Wheeljack] - Complete
Sadistic reviews
-Transformers Prime- Smokescreen wakes up in a dark room. He's cuffed to a berth, and is unable to move. Panic floods over him as a certain Decepticon medic enters the room, his captor, and soon-to-be tormentor. WARNING: Torture, VERY gory. Inspired by MLP Cupcakes.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Smokescreen, Knock Out
Nameless reviews
TFP. Transformers Prime verse. I have lived in a world filled with pain, emotional and physical. "It" is always here. My hidden enemy. I live here, in this ever-changing prison, if you can call it living. But I've been here, so long, I forget a time before this. I forget my own name. But after a couple long eons, I learn some secrets best left undiscovered...WARNING: DARK.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,636 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bulkhead, OC
TFP-Smokescreen reviews
Transformers Prime. Smokescreen's missing. He has been for a while. When he finally shows up in a terrible condition, he says he'd been captured and tortured by Decepticons; Knockout, namely. Yet later, when he's recovered...strange interface fetishes almost win him over. Gory at first, a LOT of explict interface later. Spike/Valve.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 36,086 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Smokescreen, Knock Out]
TFP - Spike reviews
Transformers Prime verse. Smokescreen is a bit aroused by Bulkhead's enormous spike...spike-sucking session, nothing more. Just a smut one-shot.. WARNING: contains..big..spikes. Story is also on DA.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Smokescreen, Bulkhead] - Complete
Shattered Barrier reviews
-Transformers Prime- The Autobots and Decepticons have discovered a Cybertronian escape pod designed to travel through space. When they arrive at the scene at the same time, a fight starts and in the process, Arcee is sent off shooting through space, alone. But is she really? Warning! Slash. Story better than summary. Knockout/Arcee, obviously.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - [Arcee, Knock Out] - Complete