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I am totally NOT team Edward! Edward is a gay, sparkly, stalker, vampire who passes of blood-lust as mating. I have nothing against Stephanie Meyer, I love the other boys, but ust not really Edward, the other are SO much cuter to me. I love Twilight, and frankly, I also love Harry Potter, but not as much as Twilight. And also, I think Rob was cuter as Cedric. Jasper Hale is my favorite, and I love him so much! Then is Emmett, then Carlisle, the Jacob. Then after that would be Seth, then Edward.

I am Emma Orcutt!

I am really 12 years old.

I love all things Twilight.

I have a very bad case of OCD (Obsessive Cullen Disorder, for those of you who are so stupid the didn't already know what that ment)

My Favorite Things.

Food-Pizza
Drink-Rootbeer
Sport-1) Dance 2) Soccer 3) Gymnastics 4) Vollyball 5) Cheer (in order from first fav to last fav)
Movie-Twilight (series)
Tv show-Dance Moms
Game-Truth or Dare
Actor- 1) Monroe Jackson Rathbone 2)Taylor Daniel Lautner 3)Kellan Christopher Lutz 4) Peter Alexander Facinelli 5) Kristen Jaymes Stewart (in order from first fav to last fav)
Color-Blue
Book- 1) Twilight Series 2) Hush Hush Series 3) Immortals Series (in order from first fav to last fav)
Band/Singer-1) Kesha 2) Lil Wayne/Drake 3) Maroon5 4) One Direction (random, no order)
Song-I Won't Give Up-Jason Mraz
Fav Person Of All Time-Jasper Whitlock Hale otherwise known as Monroe Jackson Rathbone

Fav Twilight Girls in order (only main girls/Cullens/Leah)
1-Renesmee
2-Alice
3-Bella
4-Rosalie
5-Esme
6-Leah

Fav Twilight guys in order (only main guys/Cullens/Jacob/Seth)
1-Jasper
2-Carlisle
3-Emmett
4-Jacob
5-Seth
6-Edward

I love Jasper from Twilight, Damen from Immortals, and Patch from Hush Hush

If you have ever wanted to be that little hyper pixie of Alice, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've seen what Edward and Jacob did on the movie awards and want to slap them , copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had the Edward/Jacob argument with someone, copy this to your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to yours, yelling "LETS DO IT AGAIN!!".

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice-- Dont ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means

These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods.. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?) On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time? On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.) On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!) On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (You mean to tell me we're NOT supposed to put knives into our kids?) On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (That gives us very limited options...) On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.) On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.) On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.) On Bath Salts Directions: put in water. (NO WAYYY!) On Brownie Mix Directions: preheat oven, mix brownie mix eggs, water and oil, bake, eat. (you... you can EAT brownies?!) --

What I learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine.

2. The future is not set in stone.

3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.

4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.

5. True love knows no boundaries.

6. Some people are just danger magnets.

7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.

8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!

9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.

10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.

11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.

12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.

13. Family is about more than just blood.

14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.

15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.

16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.

17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.

18. There are exceptions to every rule.

19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.

20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.

21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.

22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.

24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.

25. Romeo was an idiot.

26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.

27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.

28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.

29. Space heaters can be very annoying.

30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two Mommy Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me You could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you almost cried and if you're against abortion, re-post this in your profile

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella Each time I carelessly fall down

I promise to remember Edward Each time I'm out of town

I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlie's sake of course

And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room

And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there is a big boom

I promise to remember Rosalie Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

And I promise to remember Alice Everytime I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

I promise to remember Nessie Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me that they care

I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled

And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world

Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go So that all may see my true obsession Because I know what Twilighters know

--You have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder put this on your profile if you have it too --

Cullen Men reviews
Bella Swan and Maggie Daniels go to college. Cullens are there and they are vampires. Maggie is hiding something from Bella. Bella has a mate, but who is it? And how does Bella find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Carlisle, Bella