T.R. Figlewitz
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Joined 09-14-12, id: 4257006, Profile Updated: 10-28-12
Author has written 2 stories for Alice in Wonderland, and Doctor Who.

Hey! What’s up!

So I’m sort of new to this site but love it so far. Some things about me are; I’m a boy and am very strange and awkward. My favorite book is Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland, and my favorite TV shows are Doctor Who and Parks and Recreation. I love the color blue, and hate the color burgundy (don’t ask). I am kind of feminine, in a way. I live in AMRICA (yes I meant to spell it that way)! Lastly, I’m a teenager. If you actually read up to this point, CONGRATULATIONS!

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tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be a retard.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
(I'm a guy) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be a gentlemen.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm preppy so i must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a geek

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture.
x Sad movies suck
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 9/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

x You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop
x You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
x Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport.
x You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

Total:5/24

The Hatter's Love by Fairie Cute reviews
Alice is tired of her high class life so she tries to escape it, ending up in the arms of a Hatter. Alice Mad Hatter love!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
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Between all the Madness
While Alice, Collin, Andrew, and Hatter travel through Qunderland, some strange events occur back home. Looks like the Doctor came for a visit. Crossover of "Doctor Who" and "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland".
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, White Queen
Alice's Adventures in Qunderland reviews
Alice is tired of dear ol' Wonderland. She seems to find everything predictable, even as mad as everything is. So now Alice goes to a new "land" in order to find a new place to suit her. However, she soon discovers that she is not welcome there. Her only hope is her two nephews, who have found a strange and mysterious thing indeed.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Alice