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Author has written 2 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Why hello there, welcome to the profile of Hamburgers'nNoodles :D

First, some stuff about myself:

Well, I guess the most important thing to know about me is that I am a girl. A girl who is in love with anime, and on the broader spectrum, Japanese culture. I guess it all started with my first Pokemon cards and then developed from there.

I care a lot about school, even if I don't particularly enjoy it. I guess you could say I'm a "nerd," but really, the only thing I really want is to be done with school and college as quickly as I can.

So then, why do I write? Well, I used to think my one true desire was to grow up and become a writer. But as the years went by, I realized I can't really picture myself as an author. Still, writing makes me very happy and I wanted to be able to share my work with others. What better way to accomplish this than I don't think I'm necessarily a talented writer, but I still write nonetheless, and if someone happens to enjoy my work, then that makes it all the more satisfying. :)

When I grow up, I want to be a U.N. ambassador, delegate, or even a foreign policy adviser. I guess it's not that surprising, given my love for Hetalia. History is also my favorite subject, and I consider it very important to be at least familiar with history when working in a field involving international affairs.

Hetalia pairings I'll probably write about:

Any pairing with America. I know it sounds so terribly American of me, but America is my favorite Hetalia character, and not just because I live here in the good ol' US of A. I also like seeing the different interactions between other countries and the US. I feel like many other countries' personalities complement America's. I also have a soft spot for pairing with America that you don't see too often, like FrUS or PrusAme. Anyways, my OTP is USUK, but that doesn't mean I'm a hardcore FrUK hater. I find shipping wars so very pointless, I mean, everyone should just ship what they want to ship.

Other pairings I like are kind of the expected "popular" ones like GerIta and Spamano. But just because they're seen a lot doesn't mean they don't deserve any love . I also like LietPol, PruAus, PruCan, SuFin, DenNor, and many others, but it would take days to list them all.


School has already got me pretty busy, what with the heavy workload and all that. I also have ballet classes five days a week. Still, I try my best to update as fast as I can. After trying out a weekly updating system, I've found that I can produce longer and higher quality chapters if given more time, so from now on, updates will take about one and a half to two weeks. Specific update dates will be listed here.

The next update for The Reluctant Polish Crossdresser will be:

Possible future works:

Currently, I'm very interested in doing a highly detailed and comprehensive series of fanfics about the history of America. I'm trying to decide between whether or not it would be one fanfic with very very long chapters or a series of "books" that focus on one period of history with multiple chapters. Basically, it would deal with America's experiences as he grew into the country he is today, starting from Native America and ending with the present day. If I were to start this, it would probably take me over a year, maybe even multiple years for me to finish, but the idea is still very tempting.

I am also thinking about a historical AmeChu fic that takes place during the Gold Rush. It would take some time deciding whether or not it would be an AU with America and China as humans, but it's an intriguing proposal all the same.

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Our Father by S.E. Mellark reviews
Because two Omegas shouldn't be together. Especially if they're of the same gender.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,012 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Eagle's Freedom by abandoned-lu-act reviews
Even heroes have their shadows. What happens when Alfred's shadows come back to haunt him? Contains character death, yaoi, sexual themes, slight incest and rape
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,479 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/12/2012 - England/Britain, America, France, Mexico - Complete
Chained in the Land of the Free by i-swear-we-were-sufinite reviews
Alfred's father, Arthur, never approves of anything he does. He sets his expectations impossibly high, and blames his son's inability to reach them as Alfred's fault. Anyone would want to run away . . . AU. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Gakuen Hetalia by DarkmoonSigel reviews
My popular High school AU from DA Almostly told from Alfred's POV with three chapter exceptions. Human names used. Super genius is love struck the class president of the World Academy. What will he do to get the guy? Suck summary is suck. Read it. It's funny. Rated for language and a snarky Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,952 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
We'll Meet Again by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. London pub owner Arthur Kirkland is driven to distraction by loud, brash American fighter pilot Alfred Jones. Unable to stop it, Arthur finds himself falling for Alfred's charms... just as the pilot is preparing to leave for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,415 - Reviews: 2003 - Favs: 5,481 - Follows: 1,270 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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The Reluctant Polish Crossdresser reviews
Feliks Lukasiewicz is a young, very skilled spy who has a new mission, and this one might be his most challenging yet. He has to attend high school, while cross dressing! All the while, he must investigate a certain Lithuanian prince who is attending the school as well. This is a Lietpol fic featuring a serious!Poland. Rated T for language and just to be safe. Contains some USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,599 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Poland, Lithuania
A LietPol Thanksgiving reviews
It's Thanksgiving in 1939 and Feliks has little to be thankful for. With an overbearing mother, he finds his only solace in an orphan named Toris. But when society threatens to break these two apart, will Feliks let their difference in social class dictate their lives, or will he decide his own future? One-shot written for FinDeiRoma. Rated T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete