Reapa-San and Chop-Chan
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Joined 09-15-12, id: 4257398, Profile Updated: 09-03-14
Author has written 11 stories for Soul Eater, Pokémon, RWBY, Homestuck, and Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ.

Everyone i just want to say how sorry I am. I've been on and off for months. I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone on here for their support though x

Its official - I'm homestuck. I need troll OC's and perhaps some one shot ideas. Much obliged!! Im so sorry again.

Reapa


I want your ideas!!!!!

I have just read Fullmetal Alchemist and I want to do a Fanfic now!!!!!

Also, want a look into the work of Reapa's Freelancers? PM me and I'll do it!

PS Chop is back as part of ReapaChop!


REAPA'S OC'S

Name: Darren Sutherland

Age: 15

From: Nowhere (Part of Authors Soul)

Meister: Multiple, also works solo at times

Weapon Form(s): Warhammer, Katana, Shuriken, Harpoon

Other Abilities: Master Elemental, some Creator Powers.

In a Relationship with: Rose (oc)


Name: Death Rose

Age: 15

From: Death City

Meister: Reapa (Me!)

Weapon Form(s): Death Cannon

Other Abilities: Reaper

In a Relationship with: Darren (oc)


Name: Anya Lupine

Age: 14

From: Scotland

Meister: Unconfirmed

Weapon Form(s): Scissor Sword (Sword that folds in on itself)

Other Abilities: Witch

In a Relationship with: Zane (cjsylvester's oc)


Name: Fender Sutherland

Age: 15

From: Nowhere (Part of Authors Soul)

Meister: Reapa (Me!)

Weapon Form: Any and all musical instruments

Other Abilities: Some Creator Powers

In a Relationship with: Tsubaki


Name: Vanessa

Age: Unknown

From: Unknown

Meister: No

Weapon(s): No

Weapon Form(s): No

Other Abilities: Immortal Vampire

In a Relationship with: No one


Name: Reapa (Me!!)

Age: 16

From: Scotland

Weapon(s): Rose, Darren, Fender

Other Abilities: Creator, Warlock, Ice and Earth Elemental

In a Relationship with: Saria Evans (Love you gorgeous xxxxxx)


Name:DarkReapa, DirtyReapa

Age: 15

From: Nowhere (Part of Authors Soul)

Weapon(s): Rose, Darren, Fender

Other Abilities: Creator, Warlock, Ice and Earth Elemental, Dark Half of Author

In a Relationship with: ????-????


List only 10 characters from any series. Soul Eater

(1) Medusa

(2) Maka

(3) Soul

(4) Killik

(5) Ox

(6) Black Star

(7) Tsubaki

(8) Asura

(9) Kid

(10) Patty

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Goddamit Medusa!!!! *STAB STAB STAB*

7 cooked you dinner.

Thanks Tsubaki! *NOMNOMNOM*

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

Ox thinks Killik cheated

6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

Black Star never surpassed God. And I will point. And laugh.

3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

I KNEW IT! SOMA FOREVER!

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

Wow Patty. Didn't know we had so much in common.

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Well DUH! Kid's my bestie!

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

NO, NO and NO!

Wait... is Medusa wearing JUST speedos?

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

O.O *STAB STAB STAB*

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Cuz I AM GOD!

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10.

Can I join? No? Ok enjoy your spit roast!

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help her out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Tsubaki... why? It's just Black Star...

5 gave you a teddy bear.

Umm... what the hell Ox?

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Well... Medusa is a goner.

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Black Star wants to surpass Asura, and Tsubaki... well, it's Tsubaki.

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

Cheers Killik! Wanna play Halo?

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

shoots Ox* Freakin perv with his teddy...

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Stay with Patty (Sorry Maka!)

1 suspects you are Kira.

HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE L! *STABSTABSTAB*

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Bust out. And excalibur is there. Lying in a pool of blood cuz i just killed him.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

AWWW MAKA *HUG*

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by his friends...and you as well. What song would he sing? And what song would you sneak in for him to sing when he wasn't looking?

He'd sing... Scandolous. And I'd sneak in Barbie Girl.

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *STAB*

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Everyone goes for Asura and Medusa first. Killik will go next without his weapons, and Kid will freak out cuz Liz isn't there for symmetry. Patty will be to busy laughing. Maka and Soul will whup Black Star and Tsubaki's ass and Maka will Maka Chop Soul. MAKA WINS!


List only 10 characters from any series. Soul Eater (Part 2)

(1) Blair

(2) Liz

(3) Harver

(4) Kim

(5) Jackie

(6) Stein

(7) Spirit

(8) Marie

(9) Lord Death

(10) Arachne

1 walked in on you while you were showering. What is your reaction?

Care to join me?

7 cooked you dinner.

Uh... Thanks?

4 and 5 are having an arguement. Why is this?

Jackie won't transform cuz it's 'that time' of the month

6 Is extremly pissed off about something, why is this? And what will you do?

He doesn't have anything to dissect. Give him Spirit

3 told you that he will soon be getting married to 2. What is your reaction?

Aw :) happy for yoos guyz

You catch 10 looking at porn on the internet.

ARACHNE WTF ARE YOU DOING ON MY INTERNET HISTORY???? *STAB*

You are about to do something that will make you feel very embarrassed. Will 9 comfort you?

Well what do YOU think, huh?

You're lying on the beach peacefully, and then you turn your head to see 1, 2, and 9, by the water wearing speedos.

YES YES EEEEEWWWWWWWWW GROSS!

8 confessed to be a part of your family.

YAY! AWSOMEST AUNTIE EVVA!

6 kidnapped you, why is this?

Dissection. Wait, NO I GAVE YOU SPIRIT WHY ME???

You walk in accidentally on 3 to see him having a threesome with 9 and 10.

7 is having relationship problems, 4 tries to help him out but his advice isn't helpful. Your thoughts about this predicament?

Spirit, quit trying to get in Kim's pants.

5 gave you a teddy bear.

YAY THANKS JACKIE *HUG*

9 and 1 accidentally get hooked up on a dating website and are forced to go on a date together.

Well... this should be interesting ;)

8 gets angry and starts cussing at 6 very loudly. 7 is watching it all and is interested...but why is this?

Stein took all the biscuits. And its SPIRIT. You know, the pervy one?

It's storming outside and 4 allowed you to stay with him at his place until it blows over. And your reaction to this kind gesture is?

So Kim... Jackie's not him right?

5 wakes you up in the middle of the night.

Me: AHH!

Jackie: WHY DAFUQ YOU SLEEPING WITH MY MEISTER???

You and 10 go out for a picnic. Everything is peaceful until 2 crashes it by showing up and inviting you to go hang out at a cafe. Would you go with 2 or stay with 10?

Liz. Liz Liz Liz. Not Arachne. Arachne BAD.

1 suspects you are Kira.

Damn you and your seductive charm! Yes I'm Kira!

You and 9 get trapped in an elevator together. What happens? And who are the other random people with you two?

Bust out REAPER STYLE. And Excalibur dies from pure exposure to AWESOMENESS.

2 writes you a love song, plays it for you, then kisses you on the cheek.

AWW LIZ *HUG*

4 Is forced to sing karaoke by her friends...and you as well. What song would she sing? And what song would you sneak in for her to sing when she wasn't looking?

Hmm... Relight My Fire, and I'd sneak in Barbie Girl (WHAT?!?!)

1 asks to talk to you privately. When you are both alone, she admits to you that she is gay.

NO!!! NO IT CAN'T BE TRUE PLEASE!!!!

All the listed characters get into a very epic and all-out battle. Who will be the last one standing?

Liz faints. Kim and Jackie torch Harver, and get knocked out by Arachne. She gets killed by Stein and Spirit, and Marie leaves with Stein cuz they have 'better' things to do. Lord Death and Spirit take on Blair, with Blair being knocked out, and Spirit dieing from a prolonged nosebleed. SHINIGAMI-SAMA FOR THE WIN!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


Quick! Number your 12 favorite anime characters (In no order) and answer the questions! Soul Eater

1.) Lord Death

2.) Asura

3.) Soul

4.) Kid

5.) Maka

6.) Tsubaki

7.) Black Star

8.) Patty

9.) Stein

10.) Ragnarok

11.) Crona

12.) Spirit

Now answer the questions…

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

YES! I LOVE CROBAKI!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

10/10 Smexyness. And I'm a straight guy aswell.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

You Paedophile!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Most were M rated but yes.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No comment. WHAT. SO. EVER.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Nine. The other one just wouldn't work...

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

HAHA! I'M BIGGER THAN BOTH OF YOU! :3

8) What would happen in a Three/Eleven Fanfic?

Fem!Crona and Soul fall in love... and some smuttyness too.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

No. Just no.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Even Gods Fall.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to seduce One?

So... Dad...

12) Which partner for Three?

MAKA!!!!!!

13) How would you draw Eleven?

Crying :'(

14) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Hmm... maybe.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

TAKE THAT YOU GENDER CONFUSED *

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Caramelldansen

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: GANG RAPE

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

We meant to be together. It's in our blood...

19) If Four got someone pregnant, who would you suspect to be the mother?

Liz/Patty

20) If One saw Six curled up in a corner crying, what would they do?

Offer a get up and go anti-depressant speech.

21) If 1 had an extreme caffeine rush, what would you do?

RUN.

22) If you caught Three and Nine in a closet together, you would:

Scream "YAOI!" and wait for fangirls.

23) By the way, I set you up on a date with Eight.

Not bad, not bad...


Things I’m Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a duck

42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I will not tell Peeves to throw eggs at Professor Snape because "Fred would want you to"

52) I will not show the students "Potter Puppet Pals"

53) I will not convince the Fat Lady to use "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" as the password.

54) I am not allowed to steal Luna Lovegood's shoes

55) I will not call Professor Snape a self-secluded Momma's Boy in class (aw...)

56) I will not use magic to hypnotize my crush at campus to think they're in love with me

57) I will not make "Perfect Symmetry" into a spell

58) I will not prank the Slytherin house as revenge for them insulting my friend

59) I will not create a spell that makes Hermione 'pull a Jacob Black'...

If you just read this whole list copy and paste it into your profile then add one more to it!


1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
38. Pull out a notebook with 'Death Note' on the front, ask someone for their full name, then right something outrageous and leave giggling manically

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I'm sorry

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'


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Soul Eater Goes To-A Hilarious Oneshot Collection! by c0llide-with-the-sky reviews
What ensues when Soul Eater has to complete normal tasks such as buying groceries at Stop & Shop, heading to the mall and renting movies? HINT: a combination of sugar, motorcycles and, well, Patty, can never end well.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012
The Dragon with No Soul by Ally7779 reviews
Masamune the dragon has no soul. she was born on the verge of death, hanging within the balance of yin and yang. Evil was a path she was set to take, as black blood coursed through her veins. Forged intp blackness, a creature of the night. Will she withstand to fight?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Masamune, Soul Eater
Unwanted Neko by WarAngel24 reviews
Alright, this is a dark one-shot that I turned into a story. Medusa has tortured Crona all her life and turned her into a neko. All Crona wanted was her mama to love her. After years of being forced to kill and abused, Crona runs away and ends up meeting Maka. She is just getting use to this new life and friends, but is it over? Note: In the beginning, Crona is four. Kid/Girl!Crona
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid
Just Another Day by Kalin Greyv reviews
So what is a normal day like for the duo of Shaula Gorgon, the youngest of the Gorgon sisters, and Kalin, a man born from the darkness of another's soul? You're about to find out. A reapachop request.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Shaula G.
Wired Miester by Moregami reviews
Afreets and Demons are the same right? One thing sure is common about them; they can be found anywhere, at any place and any time. Who are the most effective miesters in the Girigori organization? That's for Lord Death and Mephisto to decide. They ARE striving so save Assiah from Insanity...but how are a demon and a demon-HUNTER supposed to get along?
Crossover - Soul Eater & Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,147 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Maka A., Rin O.
Best Gift Ever by Dream Dagger reviews
It's Christmas time and Soul desperately seeks advice for a gift he can give to Maka. Enjoy this holiday-themed one-shot! SoMa :)
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
What I Had by djlee6 reviews
An OPA26 Request...Shinigami-sama remembers his wife. How they met, how they married...how she died. (i cried writing this so hopefully it's okay)
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
What About Me? by cjsylvester reviews
Reshiram, the white dragon and Zekrom, the black dragon. But this story is not about them. What was forgotten, when the dragon split in two, an empty husk was left behind. Kyurem, the grey dragon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Kyurem
Soul Eater: The Beginning by Fire Red Fox Queen reviews
The story of how Maka and Soul met. Currently a one-shot, but that may or may not change.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
A Question of God by PwnedByPineapple reviews
Black*Star is determined to surpass God... and he hears that there's a boy in Japan claiming to be just that. Crack.
Crossover - Death Note & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Light Y., Black Star - Complete
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Homestuck Again reviews
As John and Co. go about their session, four more kids must survive the ordeals of SBURB. OCxOC, strong language and adult humour. You have been warned.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - OC
Blurred Bloodlines reviews
Team Galactic are experimenting on humans and Pokémon to make the perfect super soldier hybrid. But four victims plan to use there abilities to stop a mysterious third party from obtaining ultimate power of God, and fusing himself with Arceus
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Lucario, Absol, Eevee/Eievui, Riolu
Blind Love, Sweet Insanity reviews
Chop leaves Death City in the dead of night, her soul torn to pieces... drawing her to sweet insanity, and the Kishin himself. A one-shot, Chop x Asura.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Asura, OC - Complete
Team JADE KRSE reviews
Sanzu, Emerald, Kisa and Reyna begin their adventure at Beacon, each training for their own reasons but working to their goals as a team. But the White Fang, Torchwick, and indeed the forces of Grimm lay in wait for them.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Yang Xiao Long, OC
Blades of Victory reviews
A brand new adventure! Maka sets out into the Nevada region with long time crush Kid and annoying childhood friend Black Star on a quest to be the best! Maka is determined to defeat the league, and her and her Starter Pokémon will show the world just what the Scyther, Soul, can do. KidxMaka fluff, SoulxMaka hurt/comfort and friendship.
Crossover - Pokémon & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Scyther/Strike, Death The Kid, Maka A., Soul Eater
Soul Eater Questions, Answers, Dares and Randomness reviews
Inspired by Blackstarluver132 and cjsylvester, Reapa sets out to entertain the general public. T for language, violence and mild lemon references.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,633 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013
Soul Evans - Madness in Underland reviews
Soul Evans runs away from home and discovers the insane world of Jabberwocks, Queens, and a mysterious girl with pigtails and a hat... a world where Soul doesn't belong... Not yet anyway. Rated M for violence, language, lemons, and Blair. Nuff said.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Angels and Demons reviews
Soul dreams of an angel playing the piano. But here's the thing: it wasn't a dream. Meanwhile, Maka falls for a demon (OC) in a similar manner to Soul's. They say that true love holds out no matter what the distance. But what about across dimensions...
Crossover - Soul Eater & Angel Beats!/エンジェルビーツ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Soul Eater, Angel/Kanade T.
I Will Love You, Even in Death reviews
Maka is fatally wounded by a kishin, and reveals her true feelings to Soul, showing love knows no bounds, not even when the one you love is about to die
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Soul's Maka reviews
SOul falls for Maka, but what will it take for him to admit it? One-Shot SoMa
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Where Am I? reviews
When Jess wishes to live in Death City and Sean wishes to find the perfect girl the two are thrown together in an unexpected twist from reality. Together as weapon and meister they enrol in the DWMA and join Maka, Soul and the gang on missions, but will Jess and Sean ever be able to leave? More importantly, will they want to leave? Rated T for violence, gory scenes and romance
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,150 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012