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Author has written 37 stories for Justice League, Batman the Animated Series, Giver, Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Nightmare Before Christmas, Batman, Big Bang Theory, Aldous Huxley, Avatar: Last Airbender, Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov, Downton Abbey, Montmorency Series, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Harry Potter, Toy Story, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Time Machine, How I Met Your Mother, Sherlock Holmes, Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Dexter, Divergent Trilogy, Jane Eyre, StarTrek: The Original Series, Good Omens, and Stranger Than Fiction.

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Part 1: Reviews

Anyone who has ever received a PM from me knows that I'm insecure and narcissistic to the point of insanity. This is most evident in my addiction to reviews. I love getting feedback because it means a) someone's reading my stuff, and b) they took the time to think of some comments. With that in mind, if you should inexplicably decide to spend time on writing a review, I have ground rules:

1. Keep it negative.

I think everyone will agree that negative reviews are more fun than positive ones, and I'm the first to admit that my writing needs work. Therefore, if you want to criticize me, go ahead! I'd prefer it if it were constructive, but I can appreciate a good tirade, providing it's really, really well-written, clever, and/or witty. After all, it's ridiculous to assume that the majority of people like my writing, and it's important that reviews reflect opinion.

2. Nit-pick.

I hate spelling and grammatical errors. All of my pet peeves are linguistic. Therefore, if you see a tiny, insignificant flaw it is inexcusable. Feel free to tear me a new one. This can be done in PM form, too, but I don't mind if it's not.

3. Vagaries need examples.

I have no problem with comments like, "she seems rude," but I'd like you to tell me why you think that, or point to a line that gives an example.

4. Don't be polite.

Arguably, this can be part of Rule 1, but I think that it needs to be underlined. It may seem that if you have something negative to say, it's best to phrase it in a positive way, or start with an explanation of why you really like it. It's confusing, it undermines the criticism, and I cannot be offended. Please, to quote Divergent, "Politeness is just deception in pretty packaging." (I didn't check that. If it's wrong and you know it, please tell me.)

Part 2: Upcoming Projects

As should be obvious, I'm currently working on no stories. I have some ideas I'm toying with. It should be noted that unless I explicitly say so, there is no slash. If anyone wants to see any of these, please PM me:

- More Montmorency. My current one is possibly the first of several (I can't believe there's only one other than mine so far). I'm really into h/c, and Montmorency offers a lot of opportunity for that. I'm torn between doing something on Scarper (Montmorency, not Frank), and getting into Dr. Farcett's mental illness (possibly in relapse form).

- More Justice League stuff (both from the comics and from the few mentions of them in BTBAB). Like I've said, I'm really into the whole "sad clown" angle where Plastic Man is concerned, and the hints of abuse in JLA 65# seem to support me. I've been thinking about it, and I have some pretty elaborate backstories in mind.

- More Batman: The Animated Series stuff.

Part 3: Current Projects

I'm writing zero things at the moment. Note: If I'm working on more than one, you have a favorite, and I'm not updating quickly enough, please PM me. It takes me an hour per chapter, tops. The only reason I don't update more is that I'm burned out when I get home.

I'm also building my first forum! Hopefully, it will be a place for writers using this site to practice multiple languages to chat, share their work, find betas, translate things, and collaborate. Here's the link:

International Fics - Fics Internationales - 国際二次創作

Part 4: Other/Causes


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

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And on a lighter note:

I, Ersatz Einstein, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, their age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

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Redemption (Madness and Memory Part 2 ) by kate221b reviews
John and Kate have been struggling to keep Sherlock's illness concealed from Mycroft for weeks, but now they need his help. Warnings for references to mental illness and suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 99,894 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
5 Times Melding was Painful for McCoy by Danzinora Switch reviews
...and one time it wasn't. Chronicling the melds post Mirror, Mirror, beginning with Spectre of the Gun. He just thought this was normal. Suck it up, soldier. But why was it getting worse?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/29/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Like a Wildfire Burning by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
It's illogical to deprive the body of necessary nutrition - but old habits can be hard to break. Warning for anorexia
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,566 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/6/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Memories From a Past Not My Own by PSW reviews
'Mirror Mirror' follow-up, set immediately after 'Journey to Babel'. Wasn't completely sure about the rating, so I went with 'T' for the heck of it ...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,858 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - L. McCoy - Complete
Invisible Distances by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Foggy has been treating Matt differently since the revelation of his vigilante-activities.
Daredevil - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 59 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Matt M., Foggy N. - Complete
Geoffrey M'Benga: Vulcan (Love?) Guru by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Post-Amok Time. "The only conclusion M'Benga can draw, based on all McCoy's questions about Vulcans, is that the man is enamored with Commander Spock. Someone should really tell him that pigtail-pulling stops being cute when you're eight." Misunderstandings, genfic, humor. Implied slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Complete
Definitions by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
"We call it t'hy'la," Spock says.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2015 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 32517 - Favs: 19,518 - Follows: 15,801 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cain't Never Could by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
McCoy isn't too crazy about the Vulcan first officer on his new posting, the starship Enterprise, and has no hope of understanding him. Especially since the idiot has been dodging his mandatory physical for four months. "That's almost impressive," says Jim.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2015 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Pattern Deviations by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
A mind meld is the most intimate of any possible connection – to know and be known, wholly and completely. Usually, melds are advocated for leading to increased understanding and empathy. Spock wonders what it means, then, that everyone he melds with is so repulsed by his mind... Until he meets James Kirk, anyway.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2015 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Unexpected by PSW reviews
Leonard McCoy comes face to face with his own mortality, and help ends up coming from an unexpected source. A nod to TOS.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Five Times Spock Learned Something New About Leonard McCoy by PSW reviews
... and one time he reminded McCoy of those things about himself.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,727 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/12/2014 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Fragments by Verran reviews
After the Mario Brothers bring Princess Peach home safely from her latest kidnapping, it becomes clear that not all is well. Convinced that they're all hiding something, Toadsworth, the princess's guardian, is determined to find out what happened. But as he discovers, some stones are best left unturned. Set after the events of Super Paper Mario.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 51 - Words: 84,757 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Mario, Luigi, Toadsworth, Nastasia - Complete
Silence is Key by Danzinora Switch reviews
For two months McCoy was in the hands of the Romulans. Two months, and they just got him back. What happened? McCoy isn't saying; in fact, he's not saying anything at all... Angst!fic request from jdpenny121. Warning for mild torture. COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,685 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Rules and Regulations by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. Humor.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/28/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Constellations by Tre Corde reviews
Confucius meets a strange boy who calls himself the Middle Kingdom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/19/2014 - China - Complete
Men Trapped by drewbug reviews
"Kirk wants to get up from the desk, to take the phaser from McCoy's hands and the tragedy from his face." Fallout from "The Man Trap."
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,002 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Chevra by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Captain Kirk thinks he has a comfortable working relationship with his new Vulcan first officer, but he can't really see them as friends.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Abducted by ElenaC reviews
A collection of hurt/comfort clichés. Holmes is abducted, rescued, and Watson has to deal with the fallout. Pre-slash eventually seguing into slash. Rated for implied violence and adult themes. Chapter IV up! Completed.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Mau by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
"Spock will always, always find it ironic that Sarek banishes Sybok for believing in a religion of which Spock might possibly – probably - be a part." Spock's duty, his purpose, was to protect Kirk. If Kirk knew what this entailed, though, he might have protested...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,551 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Clothes Make the Man by KCS reviews
Five times Spock wore something other than his uniform, and one time he was only too glad to put the uniform back on. Answer to an LJ writing prompt for non-uniform!clothes!love. Triumvirate gen!fic, highly likely to include fluff, angst, crack, and anything else you usually see from me. You have been warned. Last Chapter technically an AOS crossover, full warnings inside.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,311 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Justice by afullmargin reviews
M/M. Triggery. Detective John Munch sees it every day, the living victims whose lives will never be the same. When he's the victim, he tries everything in his power to not to let it break him.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - J. Munch, O. Tutuola - Complete
A TwoWay Mirror by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
"A new trick. They were just trying to fool him again. He would not be taken in by this, he would not." Spock knows he can't have been rescued. It's just another cruel, cruel joke by Captain Kirk of the ISS Enterprise. Sequel to 'Shattered Mirrors'.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk
Watching the Watchman by KCS reviews
Five times Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock went all protective on Dr. McCoy, and one time McCoy showed them that he doesn't need y'all's coddling and can darn well take care of himself, thanks very much. Gen, Triumvirate-centric giftfic for a friend.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,425 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - L. McCoy - Complete
Insontis by KCS reviews
Kid!fic universe created for the LiveJournal community trek crackbingo. Unadulterated, unashamed crackfic, fluff, etc. Read at your own peril; you have been properly warned. Kirk/McCoy/Spock centric ficlet series, Gen. Complete now, other than bits and pieces I'll add when the urge takes me. New: Continuation of Amusement Park.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 59 - Words: 138,647 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Confession is Good for the Soul by lazy-like-a-fox reviews
Aziraphale is shaken up after a strange encounter in the park and goes to Crowley for reassurance.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley
To Trust in Love by MapleWolf reviews
It's been so long since Lithuania associated touch with anything but pain. Poland wants to change that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
For My Brother by Yukimura Hina reviews
alternately titled, "And I Said No, No, No". pre-series BBC Sherlock. Sherlock is in the throes of drug addiction. Mycroft helps. Warnings: drug use, needles, angst, disordered eating, and language. Please review kindly.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,127 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Therapy by Verran reviews
Luigi is a long way from home. One-shot.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Luigi - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by weeaboo-sensei reviews
Not all mistakes are regrets, though sometimes it's hard to tell. Russia attempted to abduct and rape America, but it seems he's grabbed the wrong person. That doesn't mean he'll just let him go, though. Slight PruCan, forced RusCan. Russia's a bastard.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Canada, Russia - Complete
I Need a Hero by Lumoa reviews
After years of living under Russia, Lithuania has finally escaped. However, when he wakes up, he finds himself somewhere strange with a new face to greet him. With the pain of his past still lingering, can Lithuania ever come to accept the light again?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2011 - America, Lithuania - Complete
Holmes Is Where The Heart Is by Gameboy Rocker reviews
John Watson has recently returned home from Afghanistan, and he is already living on the streets. With a bum leg, no friends, and no family, he's lost his will to live-but then he meets Sherlock Holmes, and his life is turned upside down. Homeless!watson
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,989 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pride by Hella Jelena reviews
"Spock! What the hell happened to him?" Kirk exclaimed, kneeling down beside them and putting a hand on Bones' uninjured shoulder. "N-no!" McCoy almost screamed, trying to crawl under Spock's skin, twisting his uniform in his fist.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,125 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Porcelain Masks by ScarletLycan reviews
Spock can't even think of speaking of what happened on Andor, can't think of telling; Kyle doesn't need to be told. He's seen it before. Warnings for non-graphic rape, mentions of suicide.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,181 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Spock, Kyle - Complete
Sequelae by Lil black dog reviews
A series of short vignettes regarding the aftermath of the Psi 2000 virus as seen through the eyes of the victims.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Green Arrow on: Befriending the Mentally Unstable by Pisces reviews
Oliver Queen unwittingly takes the first steps to befriending the Question. Here's hoping his sanity can survive the trip.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Oliver Q./Green Arrow
Cultural Complications by ScarletLycan reviews
No Amok time/Journey to Babel. Spock visits Vulcan for an arranged marriage to Sorvik. His crewmates, however,are concerned when told he is Sorvik's 'property', and after seeing the bruises from the ponfar think he is being abused. Slash. NON-GRAPHIC.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,852 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Xenophobia by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Summary; expansion on my oneshot, xenophobia, wherein Mr. Spock is transferred temporarily under a xenophobic Captain Granby and can not communicate with Starfleet or Enterprise. Mutiny is only logical. Angsty, no pairings, rated for language/violence.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,077 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
A Needle Pulling Thread by LadyTemeraire reviews
A startling revelation at the onset of WWII makes Germany question his views and shifts his perspective on what constitutes "humanity". Rated PG for angst!history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Germany, Austria
Processing by Beatrice Otter reviews
Sometimes having is not so pleasing as wanting. Data, after Descent.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Data, D. Troi - Complete
Yellow Submarine by Deadwoodpecker reviews
Alternate Universe. Two hurting, almost broken people reach toward the sunlight. This story has implied sexual violence and a Ginny who is two years younger than she was in canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 185,947 - Reviews: 1453 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
The Sacred And The Profane by afrai reviews
Somewhere else the happy ending was different.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,864 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Complete
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Tash-Tor reviews
Mind control: the use of psychological, chemical, or other force to subvert and suppress the thoughts and actions of a sentient being. A slightly darker take on Star Trek III. One-shot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Examination reviews
Spock isn't qualified to undo Mirror-Spock's damage to Dr. McCoy's mind, so they call in a professional. (I've noticed that most fics on "Mirror, Mirror" follow-up focus on the discovery of the meld rather than treatment, so I thought I'd try my hand.) Rated T for paranoia.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,103 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 4/12/2015 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock, OC - Complete
Eternity reviews
A one-shot on Batman's most understated tool. For the RLt Fall 2015 Green Room.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Therapy reviews
Following the dissolution of the USSR, Lithuania, Estonia, and Latvia aren't doing as well as could be hoped. Fortunately, Austria is known for more than its music. Characters appear based on how much I like them. Cover image was created by the incredible Tre Corde. Rated T for some violence, unsettling implications, and character death. Please R&R.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 91,803 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/15/2015 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, Austria - Complete
A Possibility reviews
Karen Eiffel considered and discarded a variety of methods in killing Harold Crick. A personal addition to my favorite moments of the movie. Rated T for character death.
Stranger Than Fiction - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Complete
Hot Chocolate reviews
What Sheldon should've said in response to a particular query of Leonard's. For the Butterfly Effect Challenge. Rated K.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Design reviews
Warlock, as yet an infant and the presumed Antichrist, begins to benefit from his two immortal guardians.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, Warlock - Complete
Power reviews
Eleen rules the Ten Tribes and reflects on the promises of the Earthmen.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - Complete
Le Retour reviews
L'amour qui s'est perdu souvent laisse quelque chose pour l'aimeur. Ma réponse au défi de songstar13. Fais la critique s'il vous plâit !
Jane Eyre - Rated: K - French - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/14/2014 - E. Rochester - Complete
Objective reviews
True reality only comes through careful contemplation and consideration of multiple viewpoints. (Ever notice how many faction transfers are from Candor? I have.) Rated K.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2014 - OC - Complete
Savor reviews
We all have something of the killer in us. Rated T for violence.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Dexter M., OC - Complete
Monitor Duty reviews
With Superman devoting his annual Christmas special time to J'onn, Batman is alone in the Monitor Room. He decides to have fun with it. Takes place during "Comfort and Joy." (I fully acknowledge that I picked a bad time of year for this. Please R&R anyway, if only to tell me it was a moronic decision.) Rated K.
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
Marooned reviews
Manhunter begins his first session with O'Brian following the events of the Obsidian Age, finding the feeling of isolation the hardest part to overcome. This is based heavily on JLA #76, so bear with me. Rated K because I can't see any reason to make it higher.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Patrick O'B./Plastic Man, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete
Cross of Gold reviews
She had failed to understand their message, and they continued to suffer. Based on the theory that Oz was a populist allegory. The title is drawn from William Jennings Bryan's most popular speech. (I swear that this is better than it sounds.) Rated T. Please R&R.
Wonderful Wizard of Oz - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
The Adventure of the Scribbled Letter reviews
A former client returns with a mysterious note of warning. Giftfic for Igenlode Wordsmith.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Bonding reviews
During some batting practice, Barney's father considers his first son and their relationship.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Barney S., Jerome W. - Complete
Equality reviews
Is it really fair that the Eloi are always portrayed as innocent and good, whereas the Morlocks are automatically monsters because of their diet and their ugliness? (The story image is a blobfish, the mascot of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society.) Rated K for mentions of carnage and sensitive topics.
Time Machine - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Complete
Acting reviews
A little one-shot about one of the many things Batman has learned to further his crime-fighting career. (Note: this was written to expand on a throwaway line in the 14th tie-in comic, but knowledge of said comic is unnecessary.)
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Complete
Elections reviews
How America feels about elections every four years. (Note: I don't mean any part of this as a commentary on other countries or any particular election that I haven't explicitly referenced.) Humor/angst because... well, how else are we supposed to feel about the electoral process?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Protèger reviews
Le Saint-Empire romain germanique est né dans un monde en train de changer. Maintainent il est temps de choisir son guardien. (Oui, la Rome avait disparu avant de la naissance du Saint-Empire romain germanique. Travaillez avec moi.) C'est ma première fic en une langue differente, donc dîtes-moi si j'ai tort, s'il vous plaît!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - French - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Holy Roman Empire, France, Ancient Rome - Complete
Denial reviews
You only see what you want to through painted eyes. An AU version of the third movie in which the gang was right about Andy's intentions and Sunnyside.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear - Complete
Traps reviews
Batman and Green Arrow are negotiating another maze of villainous tricks and traps, but this one has a unique surprise at the end. Please R&R.
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Complete
Phobia reviews
A quick one-shot for Halloween about the day Ron got his fear of spiders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Ron W., Molly W., Fred W., George W. - Complete
In Practice reviews
Geordi finds himself asking Data for advice. Personal advice. Set after the episode "In Theory." No romance, OOCness, or Data acting annoyingly human.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Repetition reviews
The death of a friend hits some harder than others, and you don't have to look far to see who it's hitting hardest. This takes place after the third book, so there are spoilers. If there's interest I'll expand it.
Montmorency Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Gus F-S., Dr. Robert Farcett - Complete
The Other Man reviews
It always bugged me that the romantic false leads in these shows are often more enticing than "true loves," so consider this a tribute to all the false leads who were so wonderful that you hated the show's writers for making them fail. Please R&R.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2013 - R. Carlisle - Complete
Aboard the Bison reviews
On its way to Ba Sing Se, the Gaang runs into Zuko and Iroh, who need help. Note: in this fic, Appa wasn't stolen in the desert. Rated K. Please R&R.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,143 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Aang, Appa, Iroh, Zuko - Complete
At Home reviews
This is just a little one-shot on Dolly's thoughts and how emotionally confusing her situation is. The title may be subject to change (and ideas are welcome). Rated T because it's more or less impossible to have a lower rating here. Please R&R.
Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Complete
Extra Credit reviews
Following the events of "Batman Adventures Annual #1," Molly Randall is feeling conflicted. How can her kind professor and the Scarecrow be the same man? For his part, Prof. Crane just wants to be friends. No romance of any kind. Rated T for rape references. Please R&R.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,576 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Jonathan C. - Complete
Gilligan's Bar reviews
A series of slice-of-life oneshots with a semi-coherent story centered around Gilligan's Bar, a popular hangout for henchmen. Rated T for hints of whatever I can believably reference in the bar setting. Full of OCs. Please read and review, if only to tell me what I've done incorrectly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,479 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - OC - Complete
Loose Ends reviews
I noticed that all of the fics were for Brave New World, so I wrote one for Point Counter Point. Illidge is still worried about his trail. Note: this takes place after the book, so it has MASSIVE SPOILERS. One-shot. Rated T. Please R&R.
Aldous Huxley - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Complete
The End and the Beginning reviews
A terrible war has just ended, and now the people of the world must pick up the pieces. These are my thoughts about the good side of the dystopia, and what could have led to it. Not my usual fandom, so please tell me how it comes across. Rated T.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - OC - Complete
Sheldon on Jeopardy reviews
The title is self-explanatory. This is my first humor fic, so I hope that it's duly amusing. Rated K. I wanted to make it longer, but I figured that no one wants to read an ENTIRE Jeopardy game, and it's easier to do cuts on TV than in writing. PLEASE REVIEW!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Sheldon C. - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time of the Year reviews
It's been a couple of weeks since Christmas, and Jack is still torn in two by his schadenfreude and the joy of giving (or whatever). Sometimes a little holiday cheer can go a long way. I just wanted to do this fic, and it was the right time for it. Rated K for... I don't know. Please review!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Jack S., Santa - Complete
The Root of All Evil Today reviews
Batman decides to cure O'Brian of his kleptomania once and for all, but discovers that it might be preferable to the alternative. The title references Pink Floyd, but this isn't a songfic. Rated M for rape, torture, and a suicide attempt. Please, please review!
Batman: The Brave and the Bold - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Complete
The Iron Mask reviews
A mysterious phone call and a terrifying abduction lead the team to clues about a member's past. I noticed there weren't many stories featuring Plastic Man, and I've always loved imagining him as the "sad clown" type (think Mark Waid). Rated M for violence and non-graphic rape.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,371 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter, Patrick O'B./Plastic Man - Complete
Fear reviews
After Lyle Bolton's arrest, Harley and the Ventriloquist are settling back in fine, but what about the Scarecrow? This is written to take place immediately following the events of "Lock-Up" (the episode, not a piece of fanfiction). No violence, no slash. Rated T to be safe. Please R&R.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Bruce W., Jonathan C. - Complete