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Author has written 1 story for Phantom of the Opera.

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Dark Hour of Night by dansemacabre reviews
After eight long years, Sarah returns to the Labyrinth only to find that the Goblin King has married... for love. But as it was on her first adventure, Sarah finds that things and people are not always what they seem. JS. Also see prequel, Nocturne.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,692 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 6/12/2006
The Innocent by The Grasshopper reviews
COMPLETED. A dark, modern retelling of the original tale.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,970 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Complete
The Charity Case by shadowgirlVG reviews
Artemis Fowl isn't one to seek out friends but if taking on one charity student will get everyone off his case he might just make an exception. But this boy isn't what he seems.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,263 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 5/15/2005
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 1,335 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
Birdwatcher by J. K. Baduini reviews
A stranger in the woods behind Calvin’s house could be a poacher after Hobbes! When they attempt to apprehend the villain, though, they realize they may have misinterpreted the situation… Final chapter up!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Complete
The Price of Fame by Opera Cloak reviews
The Phantom movie has just gone into production, and Erik is growing tired of his celebrity status.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,398 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
Official PhanPhiction Academy by M.A.Kolb reviews
What happens when the characters of the Phantom of the Opera decide to form an academy on the proper way to write fanfiction? Pure mayhem.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,717 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 1/22/2005
Squids On A Theme From Phantom by phantomy-cookies reviews
The Phantom of the Opera retold with the addition of a giant squid. Loaded with heaps of sexual tension. And squids.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
Unintended Impression by ratchetblack reviews
House makes the mistake of 'admitting' his homosexuality in a very public place, and the Diagnostics team falls into complete and utter chaos. Wilson is understandably bewildered. //HouseWilson//
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/15/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The New Production by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE. I have randomly forced the characters of Phantom to reenact Les Miserables! Can they do the show and keep their sanity? Those of them that have sanity... Come one and all to see the world's worst ending.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,290 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/10/2006 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Raoul, Erik - Complete
In Tersection by shadowgirlVG reviews
Life is going well in the moving castle, now that no one in it is magically bound. But one day Howl awakes to find Sophie missing and he can't seem to find her. Has she been Spirited Away? Crossover.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006
The Further Adventures Of by Random-Battlecry reviews
The long anticipated, quite inebriated, nearly cremated, never sated,addle pated, highly rated, KissMeKateed, badly fated, widely hated sequel to Whose Lair Is It Anyway. In which chaos ensues generally.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
General Opinion by ratchetblack reviews
In which House and Wilson are not really together. Really.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/22/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Hermione's OhSoWonderful Makeover by Rubber-duckiesofdoom reviews
Hermione gets a makeover, which completely startles and changes Ron. You know me theres a bit of a femenistic twist, as always! Never fear, its a bit o' fluff, dear readers, and don't worry, the horribly slick straight haired hermione isn't for good!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Everything by gretchen8642 reviews
roy's been court marshalled for what he's done at the end of the series, and riza has a choice to make! inspired by the end of the seires and hte movie, SPOILER ALERT. be nice please! royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Roy M., Riza H.
Elainie by The Scorpion reviews
A little bit of death washes up on Erik's shore and Christine soon develops a fixation that haunts her to the edges of madness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,091 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Christine, Erik - Complete
If Only by The Scorpion reviews
Oneshot. Raoul shoots at two glowing stars that shine through his balcony window at night and quite soon regrets it. If only...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2005 - Raoul, Christine - Complete
The Victim by The Scorpion reviews
Oneshot. A nonhumorous parody and statement on MarySues and the reality that is this fandom. Dark and twisted, written for the morbid phic contest!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Erik - Complete
Blabbing of The Managers by ichigo-hpsl reviews
pretty much the managers stand outside a bathroom and talk. total fluff. not a slash, ok, maybe a little, but it's not meant to be!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/6/2005
Whose Lair Is It Anyway? by Random-Battlecry reviews
Something has gone decidedly odd, and all the versions of Erik that ever were descend on one lair, all convinced that they're the only Phantom. Randomness ensues. COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,389 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/7/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Complete
The Lady in the Dark by Elcie reviews
My submission to the PFN morbid writing contest. Leroux based one-shot. After the final confrontation, Christine has left Paris with Raoul. She is waiting for news of Erik's death, but no news arrives...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Christine - Complete
and down will come by Memphis Lupine reviews
After: the beast in the cradle, the name on her tongue, the game.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/3/2005
The True Saga of WeakWilled Christine by Random-Battlecry reviews
A different take on the three main Phantom characters, Christine gets a chance to tell her side of the story, which should prove vastly amusing as she's not entirely sure what went on anyway.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,485 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 1/30/2005
See Christine sing! Sing, Christine, sing! by Silver Whirl reviews
A brief rewrite of Phantom of the Opera, done in the style of the Dick and Jane books. (You know, "See Spot run," and all that.) Light, parody fun. Enjoy!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2005
White Rose by Kang Xiu reviews
In which Erik attempts to understand love by watching the Comte de Chagny and La Sorelli after performances.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Published: 1/23/2005
The Siren by Pirate Perian reviews
Erik takes Christine rowing on the lake, and mermaids do not exist. Or perhaps they do. [Kayverse.]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
The Voice by Pirate Perian reviews
What would have happened if Christine had not believed in the Angel of Music? Well, probably not much.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
The Mirror by Pirate Perian reviews
Erik has seen and heard Christine for the first time, and he knows that he can't have her. He knows all too well. [Kayverse.]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
The Odalisque by Pirate Perian reviews
In Susan Kay's Phantom, the shah presented Erik with the gift of a wife but when she shrank from his touch, he refused to keep her. What would have happened, though, had she been willing to fulfill her duty? [AU Kayverse.]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boggart of Love by Silverhill reviews
Amethyst is beautiful, but lonely and abused. What happens when she goes to Hogwarts? (Mary Sue parody)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Harry P.
A Wild, Unaccustomed Thought by Doom's Eyebrow reviews
When Bush thought of their last weeks together in the Renown, he thought always of Hornblower running." Slash.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2005
Object of Desire by Clotho reviews
Everyone wants Horatio, but Horatio just doesn't seem interested! Blatant farce.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/7/2004
Diaries of a Dungeon Dwelling Moron by Gedia Kacela reviews
The true-life occurances of one Severus S. Snape, sure to bewitch your mind and ensnare your senses.... er, perhaps not. Filled with bitterness, discoveries, and plenty of spite towards the starry-eyed Astrology professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,960 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 2/3/2003 - Severus S.
Only Human by AMarguerite reviews
Inspired by the foward in my copy of 'The Scarlet Pimpernel', which discribes Percy as the ideal English gentleman, as Orczy sees it. Takes place a little less then twentyfour hours after Percy and Marguerite's wedding.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Complete
A Winter's Tale by Midasgirl reviews
Songphic to David Essex's "A Winter's Tale". It has been a year, and Erik has moved away from Paris. As the snow falls, he remembers Christine ...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004
Storytelling by Angelic Lawyer reviews
On a lonely night, Christine tells her daughter a very singular fairytale, with immutable consequences. More original than it may sound.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2004
Damnation by raison d'etat reviews
A PSoHSandman crossover. The petshop sells desire -- what happens when Desire comes to the petshop? Nothing good. DxLeon shounen-ai implications.
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,710 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2003
Fade to Black by Stephantom reviews
After sending Christine away with Raoul, Erik is left alone in his underground house to reflect on his life...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Erik - Complete
Magnetic Force by Marnie reviews
Rivendell always was a hidden valley, so how can we know it doesn't still exist? A blend of Fortean Times and LotR, featuring Celeborn, Elladan and Elrohir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,003 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Elrohir, Celeborn - Complete
The Consequences by The Scorpion reviews
What if...Christine was a bad little ingenue one day and Erik got REALLY pissed off? A short phic that explores the extreme side of dark and frightening aspects when our phavorite Phantom gets reeeeeeeally angry, loses his temper...and snaps!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,196 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Kissing the Frog by the daroga reviews
An alternate ending vignette to The Phantom of the Opera.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Meg's Diary by Tam Lynne reviews
With the Opera House in chaos, Meg Giry searches for . . . a little privacy?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2003 - Published: 3/25/2003
The Escape by Kida Greenleaf reviews
This is a short story about Gollum's brief time imprisoned in Mirkwood. It is a Legolas-centric story, with cameos from Aragorn, Thranduil, Silinde and plenty of other Mirkwood Elves. Bloody parts included. Please review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Legolas, Gollum
The Condensed Phantom of the Opera by Airena reviews
The result of a very boring lecture in Geometry class; summarizes Phantom of the Opera (not very well) for those who simply do not have time to read it.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2002
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Awake, Love, Think, Speak by Kielle reviews
Destiny and Delight (of Neil Gaiman's Endless) play godparents at the birth of Narnia. Sandman crossover. Short and sweet.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/8/2002
Phanphic Phiasco reviews
Christine wanders down to Erik's home only to find him reading EC fanfiction! How will she react?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Christine, Erik