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Author has written 11 stories for StarTrek: The Next Generation, StarTrek: The Original Series, Sherlock, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, and StarTrek: Voyager.

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Flight Rising: Zenara


"Do I have to wear anything specific?" Sirin asked.

Sevannah shrugged. "What do you normally wear when you go out? You could wear could wear what you're wearing now. Or you could take your shirt off. Shirts aren't useful. You could take your pants off too. Pants aren't useful either."

"Pants are useful, Seva, keep your pants on."

Sevannah laughed slightly. "Do whatever you want. Go put makeup on if you want. Put flowers in your hair. Decorate your tiger. I don't really care. Just don't take too long."

"Am I allowed to bring Kisha?" he asked, petting Kisha softly.

"Does she bite people?"

"She doesn't usually."

This is from FindingSanityx's story Sun and Moon on Fictionpress. Go read it, and NETWORK by the same author! They're fascinating stories, very well written, and just OMG JUST GO READ THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE AWESOME


GUYS. GUYS I POSTED FANART. THERE'S FANART. BY ME. IT'S ON MY DEVIANTART. SPOILERS FOR UNPOSTED CHAPTERS OF IMAERAN THOUGH!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Huh. I guess I better get writing, so as not to discourage people from looking at my art! :)

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STORY STATUSES!!

Hedwig's Tale: Figuring stuff out. Updates random and under threat by cjsmalley.

Imaeran: First Contact: Rewriting waht I thought i had written, for all intents and purposes on hiatus. Accompanying art on my DeviantArt page, spoilers for chapters that haven't been posted yet!!

Laws of the delta Quadrant: Umm. It's... I need to watch more Voyager... And write more of this... I've basically stopped writing it. If you want to adopt it, PM me!

Nyanterprise: Might actually be continued! I've got SO MANY IDEAS... *grins evilly*

The Enterprise Incarnate: WORKING ON THE NEXT CHAPTER BUT I AM VERY LAZY

Obsidian-scaled Dragon & Consulting Cat: Uh. Basically on hiatus until I get around to actually writing more.


=/\= Voyager is best Star Trek!! =/\=


Writing habits and other intrwebz and stuff now.

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I only tend to write for things I am actively watching, and if I plan to write for something I haven't seen in a while I'll go watch some more to keep the characters in character. I come up with some straaange ideas, thankfully not all of them get posted. I tend to update at ungodly hours of the morning, such updates are sporadic and usually coincide with education-related projects.

. My mind is... strange. The voices in my head are the following:

Zenara

Delamort

Enterprise

Fangirl

Luna-Mae

Cosmic

Taco

Sarima

VARIOUS CHARACTERS (Dean, Sam, Crowley, Scotty, 11, 10, Sherlock, etc...)

(Please note that these voices are completely under my control and there is no need to inform the mental hospital. They just help me think sometimes.)

I AM a female fan. I am NOT- ok nevermind I am a fangirl. Still know the difference. (It could save your life) I', A BADASS ARCHER FANGIRL

Anyways, I don't write slash (mooostly), I like humor but I'm not sure how funny my stuff is, and I generally don't write romance. (That's changing rapidly.)

I tend to ramble, especially in author notes and reviews. I may be absent from all communication for several days at a time, while I read other fics and debate about updating with half-assed chapters (it rarely happens). At that point I will also be debating about telling anyone who talks to me to SMEG OFF.


Pairings I approve of (because everyone does this and I... ) and what I think of other pairings. Not organized by any particular fandom.

Scotty/Enterprise: HELL YES BECAUSE IT'S PRACTICALLY CANON (I approve!)

Kirk/Harkness: because that would totally happen. Think about it and you'll see I'm right. (I approve!)

Spock/Chapel: to some extent, but Spock with emotions or emotional tendencies is just strange (YOU HEAR ME, ABRAMS?! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!) (Meh)

Kirk/ Tac Nayn: FOR THE LOLZ (For crack!)

Spock/McCoy: They already fight like an old married couple. (Meh, it's ok if it's done right)

Kirk/Spock: I dunno. Unless it's done very cleverly and believably, I don't really see it. (Meh- nah)

Sulu/Chekov: THEY'D BE ADORABLE TOGETHER but I picture them as being more of a Fred and George pair than an actual couple. (squee)

Dean/Cas: YES. HELL YES. SO CANON. (I approve!)

Sam/Gabe: LESS HELL YES BUT STILL PRETTY HELL YES

Q/Picard: Not sure if this exists (probably does) but it would be HILARIOUS but not a good thing. (No.)

Q/Janeway: Again, hilarious to some extent but never gonna happen. (I disapprove)

Pretty much all noncanon Voyager pairings: No.

Chakotay/Seven: Wh... I know it's canon. That doesn't mean I like it. It's only in the last 2 episodes and it appeared out of nowhere. WTF. Are the eye-things a mutual fetish or something? Why did they do that? (I disapprove.)

Merlin/Arthur: Done right, sure. Done wrong, NO. (Meh)

Merlin/Freya: WHY DID SHE HAVE TO DIE THEY WERE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER (I approve!)

Uther/Troll: XD BECAUSE IT'S FREAKIN FUNNY and if you think about it, technically canon... (For crack!)

Ten/Rose: YES. (I approve!)

Harkness/Anyone: It works because it's Harkness. (It depends on who's with Harkness but I mostly approve)

Q/Discord: (Does this even exist?) As a friendship, definitely. As an actual pair... Well, Q might be so narcissistic that it would work. (Meh.)

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Missing Male Cycads by four-nostril reviews
Botany professor Jim Kirk relaxes with a drink the evening before the big exam. Head gardener Scott gives him a call. Three vital objects are missing! And the titan arum is about to bloom! Definitely AU. (Present-day university)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4h ago - Published: 4/9 - [Spock, J. Kirk] M. Scott
Settling Down by Alexannah reviews
"I'd have to settle down. In a house or something, a proper house with, with doors and things. Carpets! Me! Living in a house! Now that ... that is terrifying." Ten/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,454 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Confessions of a Blue Box by Saphura reviews
"The TARDIS is more than a machine, it's... it's like a person." Short tidbits from the TARDIS's point of view.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 73 - Words: 25,595 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 2/25/2012 - TARDIS
All on my own by stuntyrulz reviews
DISCONTINUED! He had to let them go because they were still whole and innocent. They weren't broken and unworthy like him, so one by one they all were adopted into happy families, and he knew that they would forget him but that didn't matter because he was used to it… Orphanage AU
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,281 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/4/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
The Many Hats of Dr McCoy by AshleyAficionado reviews
A list of things that Leonard McCoy is most definitely not.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,504 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/8/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones
With Starlight in Their Wake by Wintermoth reviews
The goodbyes have been said, the tears have been shed, and now they're ready to keep going. While in London for chips and a visit to Shareen, Rose and the Doctor check into Royal Hope to investigate plasma coils building up around the hospital and end up in the middle of a Judoon inquiry - Season 3 rewrite (featuring 10, Rose, and Martha)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 380,946 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 12/1/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
A Red-Shirt's Christmas by TrekkieTrekkieTrekkiegirl reviews
A parody starring the Gamma Shift Red-shirts! I don't own Star Trek or The Night Before Christmas
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9 - Complete
Circuit Ghost by Cuckoo on a String reviews
Khan is a master chess player, but not all pieces follow the rules. Every machine has its ghosts, and Section 31 is no different. Only its ghost drinks coffee and prefers to terrorize technologically challenged ensigns. 'John Harrison' was not prepared for this. Liberal doses of humor over a fairly angsty plotline. Takes place in the year before Into Darkness. Some OCs.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,288 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/4/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Admiral Marcus
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory - on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,062 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor
Magical Madness by cjsmalley reviews
It had to happen some time. Harry visits the Magical World. Will he survive? Will they?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,649 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Disturbia by I Can Kill You With My Brain reviews
River's time at the Academy, and her descent from happy schoolgirl to paranoid schizophrenic/psychic assassin. *NEW CHAPTER UP*
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 53,110 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 6/21/2012 - River, Blue Gloves
To Heal by SeverAllTies reviews
Harry Potter looked dead. He was mute. Did Dumbledore's plan of placing Harry with the Dursley's somehow go wrong? Will he ever learn To Heal? AU Year 1 in process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,487 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P.
Always the Unexpected by Lulumelon reviews
Nero eyed his mother carefully. "Mom, what's that?" "Before I die-" Nero winced at the bluntness of her statement, "I need you to know my story." "You have a story?" He asked. "Another thing you have to know," She started. "Everybody has a story. Now get comfortable because mine's kind of a long one." Set 11 years after Karachi.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/1 - Sherlock H., Irene A.
Pie by SoulMalady reviews
Dean and Castiel are in a small Texan diner. Between them, two slices of lukewarm apple pie.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/2/2010
How to Train Your Dragon by SamaelSammy reviews
Dean and Sam, two elemental dragons that managed to escape death by hunters at an early age, do everything they can to avoid being discovered for what they are. Wanting only to live in solitude, their peace is destroyed by finding that the new town they've moved close to houses two rare breeds of dragon as chained pets...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
I'm so proud of me by PerrythePlatypusGirl reviews
Peeks into the Once-ler's life before and during the movie. How could he deal with having such an awful family that was never proud of him? Well, easy. If nobody would be proud of him, he'd just be proud of himself. Rated for sadness.
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/29 - The Once-ler, Once-ler's Mother, Brett and Chet - Complete
Who's The Dragonlord Now? by Said The Liar 13 reviews
Merlin and Kilgharrah find themselves at odds after a big fight one night. But when they don't appreciate what the other does for them, it'll take a little humility and a journey in each other's skin to repair the bond between Dragon and Dragonlord.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,993 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Merlin, The Great Dragon/Kilgharrah - Complete
The House of Smith by Elionu reviews
An AU story featuring all of the incarnations of the Doctor as members of an ordinary (as ordinary as the Doctor can get) family living in an English town.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 5/2/2013 - 2nd Doctor, 7th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor
To Help A (Bored) Friend by KaiahAurora reviews
In between missions, Captain Kirk gets bored - really bored - and his friends and crew will do anything to help him. So, when Spock, McCoy, and Scotty start acting strangely, it's only natural for their captain to investigate. Rated: K because it's pure fluff.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock - Complete
This Side of the Bulkhead by Danzinora Switch reviews
"And how exactly did you get stuck in there in the first place?" One-shot based on prompt. K-plus for some paranoid language.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3 - C. Chapel, L. McCoy, M. Scott - Complete
The Time Witch by SmokeGetsInYourEyes reviews
'When the fairie smiled, he looked very human."Hello." greeted the fairie, " Who are you?""Harry Potter. How do you do?" he said politely, ignoring the way the fairie nodded sagely, as if he had already known that but had thought it would be kind to ask.' Some-one from the past descends on the present. Magic interferes and reality is augmented. "Lets talk about the game, shall we?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Albus D., Harry P.
That Little Red String by SmokeGetsInYourEyes reviews
He understood Harry wouldn't want him to view his thoughts very much while Dudley was taunting him or he and his gang were hunting him. Not that Hadrian liked being locked out of Harry's mind, he hated it. He hated not being able to encompass his brother in warmth and love and courage. He hated not being able to urge him on, to distract him...TwinFic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2 - Harry P., OC
Merlin Text Messages by K. A. Carlyle reviews
The lighter side to the story of Arthur and Merlin. What will happen when Merlin's love of the future gets out of control? T for language. Pure Crack!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 35,856 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Merlin
The Gifts of Serenity by analogarhythmagic reviews
Kaylee convinces the crew to go along with a Christmas gift exchange, but, per usual on Serenity, things don't quite turn out as everyone expects.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,516 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Complete
Viva la Vida by I Can Kill You With My Brain reviews
Mal infiltrates high society to steal a painting with River posing as his daughter. In the words of Zoe: Oh yeah, this is gonna go great. Mostly fluff and family, and a little drama. Not dark and creepy like I normally write, so a bit of a change. As per the request of Allie-the-Allisaur. *NEW CHAPTER UP*
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Mal, River
Conversations with John the Hobbit by Ardna reviews
Some unexpected changes have come to the lives of John Watson and Sherlock Holmes...
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 21,091 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 10/6/2011 - John W.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23766 - Favs: 13,434 - Follows: 12,344 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Things That I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Laveycee reviews
Based off of lists on different authors' bios. If anyone else has written one of these-there is at least one-I have tried my very best to not copy off your stuff. These are hilarious things-at the very least the rules are. T because I'm still paranoid. Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even this fic idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012
On Crimson Wings by Contramancer reviews
Response to GoldenSteel's My gf is a what? challenge. GoF: Hermione has a secret. One that even she doesn't know. When she unearths a highly dangerous ritual to help Harry in the first task, the two of them never expected that secret to hit them both and change them into Great Dragons! Are they doomed to be treated as beasts? What does this mean for the TWT? H/Hr; AD/RW/MW putdown.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 859 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,214 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thorin's Rules concerning Dwarves' Prank Wars by PrincessMnMz reviews
Rules that Thorin puts into effect during a dwarven prank war that takes place during the quest to reclaim Erebor. NO SLASH. Was formerly called "Kili's List of Rules"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,401 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Kili
The Enterprise Potluck Incident by tempest10 reviews
In Chapter Two: There is a stuck turbolift and events begin to unfold... or perhaps ensue. Includes: Spock, arguments, acronyms, trig, potatoes, and anatomy. Rating has gone up due to cursing.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
The Enterprise's Encyclopaedia of Furry Critters by Dancingdog reviews
A collection of unrelated A to Z short stories that run through various crew members meeting cute, cuddly and occasionally unpleasant animals whilst on their travels around the galaxy. Genres will vary throughout. 26 chapters in total, but will add more if anyone wants a different animal.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
Princesses Dont Perspire by Jenn222 reviews
"Why would you build a bridge that no one is allowed to pass over? It seems a bit contradictory to me." The princes and troll all gaped at me stumped. Doesn't anyone use common sense anymore. - Follow Princess Rosalyn's adventure as she fights dragons, wizards and the rules that are ingrained into her by her mother. (Sequel up!)
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,753 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Complete
The Academy Incident by Danzinora Switch reviews
Once upon a time, at Starfleet Academy, two people got drunk. One-shot based on a prompt. Sorry I uploaded the wrong thing earlier; if you saw it and want to see the end of that story read 'Twisting Reality' by me.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/17/2013 - L. McCoy, M. Scott - Complete
Give a Man a Nightmare by ThePlotHolesMadeMeDoIt reviews
That time when Murphy's Law seems to have a personal vendetta against Bones, he learns more about Vulcan anatomy than he ever wanted to know, and everything is Jim's fault. Every goddamned thing. Kirk/Spock established relationship, outsider POV, hints of smut
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Celestial Fever by Spinesless reviews
Kirk catches a non-deadly virus, but is allergic to the cure (naturally). He has to tough it out in sickbay, but the fever is bad, and the symptoms are worse. His crew tries to make him as comfortable as possible.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,641 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock
Transitions by beamirang reviews
Jim's best laid plans usually had a way of backfiring quite spectacularly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,024 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones, Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Isis by kitkatritrat reviews
TOS fans-you may recall that episode with Gary Seven and his cat Isis. This is my story with Isis and Spock in the 2009 verse. Spock is slightly out of character, and I've always had a hard time writing Kirk, but please read and tell me what you think so far. Forewaring- this may turn into a Spock/Chapel, so if you despise that pairing, don't get attached to my story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Spock
The Enterprise Cafe by datadoesntlie reviews
A series of one-shots taking place in a coffee shop AU. Jim Kirk owns The Enterprise Cafe, home to a number of regular customers. Chapter 2, The Bones Fund: When McCoy's bitter ex-wife attempts to cut contact between McCoy and his daughter, Jim leads the rest of the Enterprise Cafe in a mission to help their friend out.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones
Two Worlds, One Dragonrider by Nocte Furorem reviews
Hiccup gets blown out of the sky over Berk and wakes up in another world where he must learn his place. Is there a dragon in his future? Slightly A/U. Chapter 35 is up. Please leave a review after reading. Thanks.
Crossover - Dragonriders of Pern series & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 142,535 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Hiccup - Complete
Every Holmes has a Gift by MerlinPsych reviews
The door peeked open, and out stepped a young man John had never seen before. He reminded him of someone, with his pale skin, high cheekbones, and dark hair… Even if it was straight instead of curly behind his oversized ears and his eyes were a darker blue than he was used to... Sherlock gave a weak smile at John's shocked expression. "John, meet my little brother, Merlin Holmes."
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,473 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Merlin, Sherlock H.
Crack (ed?) by Danzinora Switch reviews
Scotty fights ladybugs, Kirk's a damsel in distress, Uhura woos dragons: the merry adventures of the Enterpies. I DARE YOU TO FIND SOMETHING CRACKIER!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/22/2013 - J. Kirk, M. Scott, Spock, Uhura - Complete
PSYCHO-Logical by Danzinora Switch reviews
Spock's crazy. One-shot. K-plus for one bad word.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Obsessive-Compulsive by Danzinora Switch reviews
Everyone knows Scotty loves his engines! Bit long to be a drabble, but a bit short for a one-shot, so I'm calling this a drabble-shot. Please review, I'm new at this.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2013 - L. McCoy, M. Scott, H. Sulu - Complete
John and the Cat by writtenwithfeathers reviews
John goes out on errands when he gets a text from Sherlock to come home. A cat has followed Sherlock and he doesn't know how to take care of it.*I do not own any of the characters*(Except Oscar)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Weyrship One by Myracuulous reviews
Hundreds of years after the end of Thread, Pern has recovered much of its lost technology and prepares to launch its first fully manned mission to the stars: a space faring Weyr powered and manned by dragons and their riders. (On hold pending inspiration)
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,444 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013
Spoilers by Laveycee reviews
Four Doctors meet with their companions on a very familiar ship. Why were they brought here? Is there someone else on the ship? Why am I asking you these questions? Your guess is as good as mine. Suggested background: "The Empty Child", "The Doctor's Daughter", "The Eleventh Hour", and chapter four of bittie752's "An Unexpected Family". T for Captain Jack Harkness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/8/2013
Through the Rabbit Hole by cjsmalley reviews
The following chapters are my own personal notes for the Forming Family Universe.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013
Morning Has Broken by cuddyclothes reviews
A bystander thinks that Castiel is insane and that Dean is his keeper. Events might prove him right.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Impossible by Cassie5squared reviews
What happened after the Operative's order to stand down? AU.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Zoe W., Wash - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers TOS style! by Zelda12343 reviews
Carrying over a popular idea from the Harry Potter fanbase begun by H O R I Z O N S! So what do the TOS characters have to say to these common fanfiction ideas? Read to find out!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 5,612 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 1/15/2012
Insontis II - A Child of Two Worlds by KCS reviews
Gift fic for sierra scarlet. Starfleet Command has become interested in the Insonti technology which transformed their most prominent starship captain into an infant some weeks ago. The Enterprise has been assigned to perform research, hopefully producing an allegiance with the Insonti people. And after all, observing the effects on a non-human species is the next logical step...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,972 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk, L. McCoy
Scotty Made the Enterprise In Minecraft by Tflover323 reviews
Scotty was bored for three days. No one found him until those days were over. He was in Minecraft. Building. The whole time.
Crossover - Star Trek: 2009 & Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Tell Me a Story by Alexannah reviews
Shareen finds a weary Time Lord clearing out her best friend's flat.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Merlin's Resurrection by Jennistar1 reviews
Arthur has waited. He knows how long he has waited, he knows the world has changed as he has waited, and he knows who he is. Merlin does not. Now Arthur has to find him, in a city that he barely understands, with the help of some frankly terrifying people, and help Merlin remember just who he is...
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,208 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
The Breakfast Club by Oi-Watch-It-Spaceman reviews
Rose Tyler is stuck in a Saturday detention with 4 other students including John Smith, the notorious troublemaker. Can the events of one day change them from complete strangers to friends or maybe more? AU of the Breakfast Club, but can also be read as just a normal school AU if you haven't seen the film.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,259 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H., Martha J. - Complete
Bowtie Stealing by Pizza Delivery Pie reviews
River is sick of the Doctor's bowtie and devises a plan to throw it into the forming star of Delphinus. However, an unexpected twist may lead them to uncertain peril.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Official Fanfiction Academy of Starfleet by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
After years of abuse, the fandom that spawned fanfiction, the term "Mary Sue" and the first slash couple has decided to take a stand against badfic. So they establish the Official Fanfiction Academy of Starfleet, where they teach writers of badfic for TOS, TNG, and Voyager to write goodfic. A spinoff of misscam's Official Fanfiction University of Middle-Earth.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,197 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 9/15/2012
Hyper Awareness by PussyWillowCat reviews
The Doctor and Jack had never been good at having serious relationships. Being with Donna and Rose is harder then one would think... Donna/Jack Rose/Doctor Sequel to Painfully Aware
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Rose T., Jack H.
Unexpected Effects by RussianWolf7 reviews
Two years after being impaled by the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, Harry starts noticing some...odd changes. During eighth year he can no longer pretend, and has to deal with what he's become. In order to do that, he has to get help from someone less-than-ideal. Over the years, Harry and Snape's relationship grows; now with an alternative Snarry ending. Rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,209 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lava Game by reaverattack reviews
River is acting very immaturely and Jayne is getting mad. Not Rayne!
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Jayne, River - Complete
You Are Now Aware by CrankWindPencil reviews
John tells Sherlock something that he doesn't want to know.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Trouble with Jim by KLMeri reviews
Per usual, a transporter malfunction leads to a not-so-typical situation. Gen.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 4/5/2013 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Procuring a Professor for Potter by cjsmalley reviews
Harry's mentally growing by leaps and bounds and yet his parents cannot reliably teach him daily. So the call goes out. Wanted: Teachers, must be willing to travel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Good Man Goes Domestic by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
The Doctor's notorious for not being on time, but when he follows up on his lateness he gets a rather shocking reality check.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Kitchen Tales by LadyDunla reviews
The untold tales of the kitchens of Camelot, starring mischievous knights, incompetent kitchen maids, an annoying old man and one very irritable cook who guards her pies with her life...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Merlin - Complete
The Merlinite Comics, Issue 1: The Evil Squirrel by MerlinPsych reviews
Starting up the series I am writing based on the comics my friends and I (the Merlinites) wrote, this story is about Merlin, Arthur, and an evil squirrel. There is a reveal...This is also the comic with the original mention of the "Sparklio" spell, which you may see referenced in my other fics. Thank you for reading! Please review! Disclaimer: I don't own Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
101 More Ways To Kill Edward Cullen by Alex McM reviews
He's still alive. The plague known as Twilight is still spreading and there is only one solution. Edward Cullen must die...Again! Read on as Alucard and a host of other heroes from anime, games, books and movies kill Edward again...And again...And again!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,267 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Alucard, Edward
Tag! You're It! by biomechanical reviews
Captain Jack Harkness challenges the Doctor to the craziest, most challenging game in the entire universe, Tag. Spanning across time and space, hilarity ensues! Each chapter is different with an overarching story. Lots of crossovers. No slash. Rated T just to be safe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,414 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
The Enterprise Rules by Mockingeagle reviews
Starfleet Command makes it the job of Enterprise's senior staff to make rules for the ships crew and even themselves but they couldn't have predicted the things the crew is up to and no one's trying to gloss the insanity over.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock
Alex and the Doctor's Halloween Full of Special by DoctorKate reviews
Alex Porter is a random teenager. She is a bit too into stars, myths and such for people. She is an outcast who really only has half a friend(not including Carrie from the vintage store) The Doctor loves to help people in this said situation. One Halloween, monsters invade Alex's stereotypically normal town and many lives are put in danger. Who would you call with your breath?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - 11th Doctor
The Adventures of Razzmatazz, the Time Cat by cheri1 reviews
Crackfic. The Tenth Doctor brought home a kitten one day after shopping with Rose and named it Razzmatazz, this is her story and the tale of her adventures traveling with her owner and his friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,400 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Quite the Day by cjsmalley reviews
The Doctor and Rose Tyler are the stuff of legends but their daughter, Jenny wants to make her own way. However, the universe is still picking on that family. Join Jenny on a day when things go crazy. Secrets will be revealed, hands forced, Jack will be killed, and the Doctor's Daughter gets married. Part of the FF 'verse but not a main story of it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Harry P. - Complete
SkyBlock Eclipse by TaichiWind reviews
Name: Steve. Occupation: Former king, present everything else. Task: To survive. Location: Who the heck knows? Find out how he struggles to survive on the small piece of land known as the SkyBlock, with mysterious clues around to poke him in the correct directions. Can this ex-ruler handle life on his new land to command and conquer with? Will he make it through or die trying?
Minecraft - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013
That infuriating warlock! by Holmes1216 reviews
Harry Emrys has just moved into 221C and Sherlock is constantly annoyed by him, the stupid, crime-solving boy! So with a snickering forensic team, several Facebook posts and a few 'magical' incidents, Sherlock may have just found his next case. NO SLASH! Co-written with Alexia Blackbriar
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Merlin, Sherlock H.
You Can't Push It Underground by thehonorarycompanion reviews
The Time Lord Victorious has come to the Doctor's world and it's up to him and Emma to make him leave. The problem is, he's pretty adamant on staying and taking over their world. Some 11/OC. Dark!Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,079 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - 11th Doctor
Grounded by PleasePleaseDon'tKillMe reviews
Edwin has always dreamed of flight, but he is destined to remain on the ground. After nearly destroying his family, Edwin must learn how to live in a world full of magic. Unlike his wizard brothers who can reach the sky, perhaps a squib's limit is among the leaves of the family maple tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2013 - OC - Complete
Sweatin' with the Daleks by AmyBella88 reviews
Rose and the Doctor have been inexplicably captured by the Daleks, but who shows up to save the day? None other than an inter-galactic fat-burning, booty-shaking Richard Simmons and his companion Honey Boo Boo! It turns out, the Daleks do have a weakness after all, and it's disco sweatin! Hilarity ensues. One-shot. I couldn't help myself :) ... please don't hate!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Jack, Mickey, and the Time Lord Who Would Not Stand Up Straight by Inkpress00 reviews
"Jack," he said slowly, staring into space and licking his lips. "Can I bring Rose to bed with me?" he asked as if the idea was completely foreign to him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Picky Eaters by Lady Blackmore reviews
The Doctor occasionally wonders why he likes fish fingers and custard. Together. His past selves wonder the same thing. Nine, Ten, and Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Tiny Traveler by cjsmalley reviews
There had never been a Time Lord Wizard, yet alone one that experiences accidental magic. Harry is and does. This will be fun. Sequel to 'Forming Family'.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
I Can't Take Him Anywhere by betawho reviews
Amy and Rory are used to the Doctor and River's timelines being confusing, but this is a little more confusing than normal...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
What happens on this island stays on this island by turquoisetribble reviews
What happens when the crew members of the Enterprise finds themselves stranded on a certain "deserted isle," along with Obama, Romney, and a few friends. They'll be forced to endure the hijinks that come along with being stranded on a island with this motley crew, that's for sure. But, like in Vegas, what happens there should certainly stay there!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013
Tales from the Lower Decks by KCS reviews
The adventures of an ordinary Maintenance man aboard the Enterprise, and his observations of the developing trifold powerhouse which is Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. This bit: Ensign Turner is the first responder to the site of an accident involving the First Officer.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,810 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
The Tribble Protection Decision by E. Edwin reviews
The Enterprise is diverted by the best type of distress call: one involving Klingons, tribbles, and the Prime Directive. A little story just for fun.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Vestorian Quandary by Avirra reviews
It seems that all of McCoy's worst expectations have come true when the doctor is lost in a transporter accident. But was it really an accident or is something else going on?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 42,889 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 4/18/2012 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
The Case of Swapping Coats by TUYCCTBMLS reviews
How to shrink Sherlock's coat... with Mycroft's umbrella! EMBARRASSMENT AHEAD FOR BOTH HOLMES! Collab fic with AWNEver. No spoilers, no slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Midnight Mayhem by Darkwood Princess reviews
A bumbling alien and the ever intrepid Captain Kirk learn a hard lesson about waking up the CMO and First Officer without a good reason.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
24 Things I Hate About You by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
What's Christmas without a new and (mildly) horrifying case told through one Dr. Watson's list of complaints about his flatmate? Well. Sherlock!AdventCalendar
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,530 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
While They Were In (Approaching and Entering) High School by DragonWinglet reviews
Have you ever wondered what the Star Trek characters were like in High School? Well here you can find out! So, read it and review! We have a bunch of mini stories in this one story, so it will be pretty long. It's like multi-chapter drabbles! There are a couple OCs. OC/Bones, OC/Scotti, OC/Kirk and I think that's it right now... And I can't spell, so tell me if i mess up...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012
The Tale of Smauglock and Johnbo Watgins by Miriamele of Shalott reviews
In anticipation for The Hobbit film, I took inspiration from Benedict's and Martin's subsequent appearances and wrote this piece, combining the best of both worlds and characters. The seemingly insignificant hobbit Johnbo Watgins ventures into the lair of a dragon by orders of the dwarven king only to discover a startling surprise by gaining a deductive-loving friend along the way.
Crossover - Hobbit & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Bilbo B., John W.
Kitten by 9r7g5h reviews
Because she had really wanted a kitten.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/6/2012 - River, Jayne - Complete
It's Been a Bad Day by Gabi1994 reviews
Kaylee is having one of those days. So of couse it gets worse. One-shot. Humor.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
A Ponderful Christmas by DoctorWhoGal reviews
Amy and Rory Pond thought they were going to get a peaceful Christmas morning to themselves. There's no chance of that happening when there is a certain bowtie wearing Raggedy Man and his curly haired, partner in crime around...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It Works on Wood by betawho reviews
The sonic doesn't work on wood. Well, he'll just see about that!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
A Question of Shoes by CrankWindPencil reviews
In which Anderson believes Crocs to be cool, Lestrade is greatly amused, and Sherlock is completly baffled.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H.
On the Side of the Angels by Motaki reviews
This is a rewrite of everything, from A Study in Pink to Reichenbach and beyond, with one twist: everybody has wings. Only slightly AU- follows the canon plot directly with only very slight changes. Chapter Eight, "DI Lestrade", shows the drugs bust scene from ASiP, as well as apologetic!Lestrade, and some other stuff I'm too tired to list right now. Tired. Goodnight, folks.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,498 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Zombie by I Can Kill You With My Brain reviews
Zombies are, by definition, the living dead. And they are all dead men walking.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Complete
Intervention by MarleneShadowheart reviews
*Oneshot!* When the crew finally notices the Captain's unhealthy obsession with female relations, they decide to host a last-minute intervention...but can they do it before a giant mob of angry alien women burst through the doors of the Bridge? You'll have to read to find out...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/12/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Nature of Children by Satin Ragdoll reviews
Christine teaches Spock something of the nature of children.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/10/2012 - C. Chapel, Spock - Complete
April Fools Day by Titania Took reviews
Being a work of pure crack, of truly epic proportions, set around April Fool's Day on the Starship Enterprise, starring bodyswaps, lots of tribbles, and ewil crossover-vortexes of doom.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,389 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/2/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Dragon Hearted by konigen reviews
Leonard had never wanted anything other than to be a Healer - Jim had never wanted to be a Harper. Fate seemed to conspire against them, but luckily for them both, the dragons were more than willing to step in. (L'nard centric)
Crossover - Dragonriders of Pern series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2012 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Blood, Guts & Giggling At Crime Scenes by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
A dilapidated old castle, overuse of fake blood, and an unlikely friendship with a severed arm? It's Halloween at 221B!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction by Laveycee reviews
Hermione finds FFN. Then gets really, really mad. So she decides to write a letter to yell at fanfiction writers. Warning: Dramione bashing. Not intended to be offensive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
My Captain by Laveycee reviews
My take on what was going though Spock Prime's mind in the '09 movie. T for paranoia...CONSTANT VIGILANCE!
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Good Morning, Mr Spock by qenie reviews
Spock greets his fellow crewpersons as he begins his day.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Spock - Complete
A White Christmas in the Black by Meatball42 reviews
River tries to make Serenity feel more Christmas-y.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2012 - River - Complete
Delta Vega by CSO Spock reviews
After Jim Kirk and Montgomery Scott left Delta Vega and beamed onto the Enterprise, Ambassador Spock and Mr. Keenser must find something to discuss to pass the time.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Keenser, Spock Prime - Complete
Things Firefly Can Teach You by Savy13 reviews
I was bored and found myself making a list of the things you could learn by watching Firefly. Rated T for Chinese swearing. Now with part three!
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Complete
Hey, Ron by kitkatritrat reviews
A collection of things Fred and George told a very gullible young Ron. One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
Luna's Road Trip – A tale of conventionality by apAidan reviews
MIx one gaming convention, a bit of cosplay, and Luna Lovegood and what do you get? An international incident of course. Which, Harry and Hemrione have to sort out. And just who ordered these zombies?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
The Voyager Crew and the Sorting Hat by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
The Voyager crew is Sorted into the Hogwarts houses. But it certainly isn't easy. Standard disclaimers apply.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
Dragon by TiggitNeko reviews
On a scouting mission, Chekov saves a baby dragon from a forest fire on the surface of it's native planet. He wants to keep it. Now, what to call a tiny, red dragon with pointy ears and a raised eyebrow? Rated T for Language, just so you know.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2012 - P. Chekov - Complete
Spencer Reid and the Wizarding World by TheNextOfKin reviews
When Spencer Reid turns 11, he finds out he is one of two things. He is either crazy or a wizard. He's thinking he's crazy. What happens when a genius goes to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - S. Reid
The Devil On Serenity by rain chant reviews
Jayne has never told anyone that he has a major twitch about cats, especially tabby ones. So when a stray shows up on Serenity, he is none too pleased. Rated T for some language.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Bones Versus Spock: Tickets on Sale Now! by Laveycee reviews
That's it! Those crewmembers have gone too far! "Dr. McCoy Versus Mister Spock"? Selling TICKETS! And Jim still hasn't taken his physical! That's it-Bones is mad now! T for paranoia. NOT SLASH.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2012 - L. McCoy, Spock
When you have eliminated the impossible by Silfrvarg reviews
When Sherlock is called out to investigate a strange murder, the suspect is nothing like what he expected. Who is this strange man with no name, why would he kill an innocent young woman, and just who is he hiding from? 10th doctor whump.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,885 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Physicals by Titania Took reviews
The Ensigns' latest money-making scam involves selling tickets to Spock's physical. Captain Kirk and the Spock Fangirl Society are very pleased. Dr McCoy and Spock are not. Mildly cracky humour.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
And There Shall be No Ice Cream by ReferenceGoddess reviews
Sulu thought it would be a nice, quiet day on the bridge.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/16/2012 - H. Sulu, J. Kirk - Complete
The Beginning of Christianity by Silence Too Loud reviews
An Atheist humor fic. Think I'll put it up on fictionpress as well. *My* theory of the beginning of Christianity.
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Jesus - Complete
The Titanic and the Iceberg by hermione-of-vulcan reviews
Kirk meets Seven of Nine in a bar, and learns a lesson about his womanizing ways. Standard disclaimers apply.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Seven of Nine, J. Kirk - Complete
The Woman by SylverSpyder reviews
You know who, just look at the title, runs across a certain manservant and his prince. Things get interesting. Amulets are whipped out as well as other things. Don't worry, there is no actual sex, it is only rated T.
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Merlin, Irene A. - Complete
Ripper by Kitty O reviews
A tweaked take on the events in Wolf in the Fold. "They took Scotty away..." No slash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2012 - J. Kirk, M. Scott
That Wasn't Supposed to Happen! by The Wolf's Shadow reviews
Just a few what-might-have-beens and what-ifs. Includes different members of the crew and other characters. Latest chapters: Sunday Afternoon; I Can't Run, But I Can Sure As Heck; McCoy thinks,"What an idiot.".
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 22,487 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Doctor Who: The Impossible Colony by Black Suit reviews
The tenth Doctor decided he was better off without a companion. Wishing to take to the stars, the Doctor encounters a curious human colony. Supposedly uninhabitable, somehow the colonist survived. The Doctor realizes that the dragons have saved them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/25/2012 - 10th Doctor
Potty Training Part 2 - Facebook by Mr. Shadows reviews
I stupidly deleted the first Potty Training so had to put it on again. Sorry for people who reviewed. The Doctor gets Facebook and finds that Amy told the world his secret.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Spot of Q? by Neb reviews
Q and Picard talk to each other. I don't own any of the characters, the locations, nothing at all.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2012 - J. Picard, Q
Big Damn Heroes and Shiny Bad Guys by BlackHairdye.SilverFindings reviews
shorts involving SPAM, something wicked, fried tomatoes, purple people eaters, deseaced parrots, sporks, and Simon Tam. Rated T for now...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Simon
Dear Enterprise by Vulcanblood reviews
Dear Abby spoof. Ask the characters your questions, I will print it with an answer! Rated T because some of these might be awkwierd. :D Warning: contains Crack!fic and OOC tendencies NEW: I'm back in business with a super shocking one!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012
Relationship Advice by Zelda12343 reviews
Ensign Tyler asks Mr. Scott for relationship advice. But is he just looking for another excuse to mock a senior officer? Oneshot/drabble/whatever it's called.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2012 - M. Scott - Complete
A Kingdom of Hate by Jynx Harvest reviews
Chekov and Scott find themselves trapped in an underground anti-human civilization. They are beaten and tortured just for being on the planet...The Enterprise can't save them now. Better than it sounds. R&R. Alternating pov. T for safety.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,445 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 9/13/2009 - M. Scott, P. Chekov
Create, Laugh, Name, Laugh by DragonQuill6913 reviews
God makes a funny creature, Adam has to name it. 'Nuff said.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Adam
Textbook Example by bookdragon01 reviews
Prisoner situation in which Gaila demonstrates why she is a GQMF - the G stands for green.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Gaila, J. Kirk - Complete
In Sickness by Avirra reviews
Garcia's home with the flu when one of her co-workers decides to help take care of her while she's down. Reid is a doctor, but what kind of a nurse does he make?
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - P. Garcia, S. Reid - Complete
Hogwarts Rules by NicolaThePotterHead144 reviews
94 Hogwarts Rules
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Complete
Star Trekkin' by Doctor Spock reviews
Across the universe, on the starship Enterprise, under Captain ... McCoy? Pure crack.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - L. McCoy - Complete
Cap'n Crunch by Doctor Spock reviews
There's a box of Cap'n Crunch in the mess hall, and EVERYONE wants it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/11/2011 - L. McCoy, J. Kirk - Complete
Who Ya Gonna Call by bookdragon01 reviews
AOS reboot of the TOS episode 'Wolf in the Fold', only this time the Ghostbusters drop in to lend a hand with the spirit of Redjac.
Crossover - Ghostbusters & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - P. Venkman, J. Kirk
Time Lord Victorious by Ridel reviews
She never should have doubted him. Of course he'd find a way. Sweep in with a wink and a smile, whisk her out of Pete's world. But as they resume their life together, Rose can't help but notice the changes in him. Is this stranger her Doctor at all?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
An entertaining evening by NotQuiteBerserk reviews
John has seen a lot in his life, but what he never expected to see was his flatmate being held at sword point by a guy in chainmail and another in a neckerchief. Oneshot. No slash.
Crossover - Merlin & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Arthur, John W. - Complete
Uneasy Life of a Space Captain by Paradoqz reviews
The ship's computers have been programmed against producing alcohol so Enterprise is a dry zone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2011 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
To Rule Them All by Madtrek reviews
The USS Enterprise is pulled through space anomaly and into a different dimension, where they crash onto a strangely earth-like planet. The crew are called on to be heros, and find war, love, and friends, albeit strange ones.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Spock, Aragorn
The Many Problems of Montgomery Scott by Paradoqz reviews
Scotty is a mathematician and he knows all about probabilities and uncertainty. Plans mutate, entropy reigns, change is the only constant.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/23/2011 - M. Scott/Scotty
Last of His Kind by milady dragon reviews
AU - After Alex Hopkins murders the Torchwood Three team then kills himself, Jack Harkness gets a Tarot reading that sends him to a tiny Welsh village, where he finds a creature out of legend. First story of the Dragon-Verse.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,192 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
How to Train Your Dragon Human Whatever by Dire Banshee reviews
AU Castiel is a dragon, Dean is the 'virgin' sacrifice left out for him. Strange how not being eaten is only the first surprise in store for Dean. Dean/Cas slash, explicit m/m sex
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Dragons of Veyga by Closet Scrawler reviews
Kirk and Spock must secure a trade agreement with a pre-warp society, and get caught in the power struggle between the planet's two largest factions. -Not Slash-
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,046 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 4/30/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ready, Set, RUN! by KLMeri reviews
Playtime!verse; set between Playtime and The Good Life. Pike spends a weekend with the boys. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,296 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - C. Pike - Complete
Beautiful Predator by BlueSteelRanger reviews
From an Alternate Universe, the dagger belonging to Montgomery Scott lies on its table and ponders. Inanimate objects cannot think or speak...can they? Mirror Universe based on an arc by SLWatson
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/30/2010 - M. Scott - Complete
In Which Bad Sh t Goes Down by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Scotty is de-aged. Hilarity/chaos ensues. For a prompt on the st xi kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Playtime by KLMeri reviews
AU. Fun times ensue at Little Star Academy and Pike begins to realize that while he may be the adult, he's definitely not the one in charge. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,827 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
101 Ways To Kill Edward Cullen by Alex McM reviews
I hate him. You hate him. He's that pale bastard who has made teenage girls think vampires can be your soul-mate and practically defacated on the vampire legend. To ease the pain read 101 retarded deaths & stay tuned for the Hellsing cameos and many more!
Crossover - Hellsing & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,767 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Alucard, Edward - Complete
My Captain by KCS reviews
Five reasons why the crew of the Enterprise would follow James T. Kirk to Hell and back, and one reason why he would do the same. Sixshot, nonslash. Kirk-and-Spock-centric whumpage. What's not to love?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,646 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
For Everything There is a First Time by Kay Em2 reviews
Montgomery Scott starts school. But how do you teach a genius?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - M. Scott - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Wrong Kind of Work by KLMeri reviews
Things get stirred up on the Enterprise after a lesson gone awry. - COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - L. McCoy, M. Scott - Complete
Pie by OceanTiger13 reviews
Jim and Scotty talk all things deep and philosophical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - J. Kirk, M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Transfers by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
One-shots about different crew transferring onto/off Enterprise. Mostly humor, some other types. Summary chapter 9: The temporary captain has broken The Rule; Do not speak badly of the ship. ESPECIALLY not before Scotty.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,302 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Stuck by Gates Hepburn reviews
Janeway deals with Q in an unusual situation.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2010 - K. Janeway, Q - Complete
That's So Weird by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Nyota Uhura's evolving opinion of James T. Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/9/2010 - N. Uhura, J. Kirk - Complete
Revenge of a Trekker by JinniaFlyer450 reviews
Once a nerd, always a nerd. A Trekker serves justice to an impertinent sibling. Oneshot.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/30/2010
Five Times Jim Stood Up For His Crew by Protector of Canon2 reviews
and the one time they returned the favor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Creeper Love by beanrox reviews
Two crew members aboard the Enterprise compare pictures of...Spock?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010
Scotty's List by Malteaser reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
One Small Step by KCS reviews
Collaboration between KCS and Protector of the Gray Fortress, taken from an unfulfilled LiveJournal five-and-one prompt. Five times James Kirk managed to get off the Transporter platform by himself, and one time he just couldn’t.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
A Starship Runs on Loyalty by KCS reviews
Drabble series. When the Enterprise is ordered to escort a xenophobic admiral back to Earth, the man discovers to his shock that James T. Kirk's crew is just a little protective of their First Officer...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Spock
The Adventures of Hannibal the Tribble by gwynhefar reviews
Mirror!Verse Kirk discovers that Klingons are afraid of Tribbles. He immediately acquires one, and names it Hannibal. Hijinks ensue.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2010 - J. Kirk, J. Kirk - Complete
Pancakes by Titania Took reviews
Sequel to Let it Snow. Yet more crazed crack, this time on pancake day, with Jim dropping pancakes everywhere, Spock on a sugar-high, and half-cooked pancakes falling from the ceiling onto people's heads and making them run around like demented penguins.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Leonard McCoy and the Magic Hypospray by Protector of Canon2 reviews
Because really, what other explanation is there? Very brief mention of Kirk/Spock.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/6/2010 - L. McCoy - Complete
Raising Q by JohnnynotSid reviews
Q makes the crew of The Enterprise a strange offer involving his offspring. Chaos and cuteness ensues. Post Nemesis.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. Picard, Q
Arc of the Wolf: Distant Horizons by SLWalker reviews
2222 - 2242 "He hated fighting. But he knew on some primal level that he wasn't fighting for career or pride, but for survival." Montgomery Scott, from age six until his time in Starfleet Basic training. The first part of the story arc.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - M. Scott - Complete
Qibbles by Phantom Trekkie reviews
It's happened on many occasions- these unwanted, cute little guests have made their way to Voyager! How will the crew get rid of them? Why, with the help of old friends, of course!
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Q, K. Janeway - Complete
Arc of the Wolf: On the Nature of Wind by SLWalker reviews
2242 - 2243 "Courage, struggling for oxygen." Full length novel about Scotty's time in Engineering school during his senior year. Takes place after Distant Horizons. 1st Place ASC Award Winner, 2008.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,600 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 9/9/2004 - M. Scott - Complete
The Temporal Prime Directive by Iceworth reviews
Q decides to mess with Kathryn Janeway's timeline, and gets more than he bargained for. Rated for language. One shot.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Q, K. Janeway - Complete
The Other Focal Point of the Orbital Ellipse by Randomly's Cat Midnight reviews
Or, My Life As A Cat. Do not read unless you are prepared to be scared by my insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Gertie by Zarathustra46 reviews
An old freighter holds many surprises for the crew of the Enterprise. Join in on the fun! This has been recently updated to fix the POV shifts - sorry to the original readers!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Spock, M. Scott - Complete
Yuletide Merriment, or, The Price of Betting by Allergic-to-Paradox reviews
What happens when you combine Scotty, Uhura, a parody writer and Christmas carols? ONESHOT fic, detailing this odd adventure...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Uhura, M. Scott - Complete
The Trouble With Tribbles by Tracy Space Cowgirl reviews
Simon buys Kaylee a pet tribble. You can guess where it goes from there. Obviously borrows a concept from Star Trek
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Simon, Kaylee
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Stars Trek Through Xanth by Tavia reviews
Star Trek goes to Xanth, Piers Anthony's magical land, which is filled with humor, randomness and puns. And insanity. Enjoy. No knowledge of Xanth necessary! Incomplete. Sorry!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,258 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 5/2/2003
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The Less Serious Adventures of the Enterprise Incarnate reviews
The crack side of the human Enterprise scenario... Kirk and the Enterprise bring out the worst in each other. Rated T mostly because of swearing and innuendo. Scotty/Enterprise.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 10/20/2013 - M. Scott, J. Kirk
The Enterprise Incarnate reviews
Starships aren't sentient... Are they? I'll come up with a better summary later. Rewritten to remove Sueness. Let me know if the problem persists. There will be Who references! XD Because so many of them are perfect for this. *I'm rewriting ch. 8 because it wasn't good.*
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 6/8/2013
The Obsidian-Scaled Dragon reviews
How does a wounded fighter cope with a slightly obnoxious dragon? Better than I just made it sound. AU, takes place kinda North-ish of Alagaesia? I'll figure it out.
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012
Imaeran: First Contact reviews
A new planet, a new life form! Isn't it strange how most (read: ALL) alien species encountered are humanoid? This isn't one of them. Rated T because I'm paranoid and for later chapters. Also, the title isn't the best, I know, feel free to leave alternate ideas in a review! Chapters are being written and rewritten and patched together... But I'm working on it.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012
Hedwig's Tale reviews
(NOT BEING WORKED ON) Hermione's spells always work. But do they always have the desired effect? Set sometime in the 3rd-4th books, NOT Hedwig/Harry. Now with chapter titles!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Hedwig
World's Only Consulting Cat reviews
Random fic I came up with when considering Sherlock's temperament.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
The Enterprise's Log reviews
Several episodes from the Enterprise's point of view. Spoilers for each episode. Not sure what categories to put this under... Lots of sadness for starships. Kind-of crossover of ideas with the Brainships series. rated for possible language.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Complete
In Which Redshirts are Zombified, A Science Essay reviews
Oneshot. This is my creative writing/science assignment essay involving the immune system. Seriously. And my science teacher, knowing I am a Trekkie, actually did say to me, "It can involve tribbles." So this is... Well. You read the title.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2013 - L. McCoy - Complete
Laws of the Delta Quadrant reviews
Warning: Shenanigans aboard Voyager may result in injury via half-Klingon Engineer! Inspired by Mockingeagle's The Enterprise Rules.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,077 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012
The Dead Tribble Song reviews
Songfic based on the Dead Puppy Song. As for the genre, it was Horror or Parody. I chose Horror. It seemed fitting. If you review I'll do more strange songs! (Gagh Heads, perhaps?)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012
Nyanterprise reviews
Just like the title says...Not sure if it's crazy enough to be considered a crackfic- what am I talking about, of COURSE it's crazy enough! Rated K-plus for language. Might not be entirely complete after all, ch. 8 may be updated, and sequels are definitely going to happen at some point! *If this hits 25 reviews I'll add new chapters! Seriously, PLEASE review!*
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,115 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Q - Complete