Evil Techster
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Joined 09-16-12, id: 4259257, Profile Updated: 04-15-14
Author has written 9 stories for Movie X-overs, Red vs. Blue, and Doctor Who.

I am always looking for new inspiration to write fanfiction or short poems, if you have a request, please do not hesitate to message me and I will see what I can do! :)


What's up guys!? Evil-Techster in the Here and Now!

You guys can call me Techy :)

Name: [Classified]

Gender: Female

Age: [classified]

Favourite Colour: Purple or Black

Favourite Bands/Artists: Nickelback, Jeff Williams, Skillet, Within Temptation, Demon Hunter

Little bit about me:

I am; Weird, Insane, Geek, Tech Lover. Nickelback, Doctor Who and Rooster Teeth obsessed.

In the dark, reality is liquid. And in the light, reality is solid once more

(I haz cookies!)

Fandoms

Red vs Blue:

Favourite Character: Agent New York and the AI Theta (he is so cute!!)

OTP: North/York

Other Pairings: Carolina/York, Washington/South, Washington/Maine, Church/Texas, North/Tex, Caboose/Church, Wyoming/South, Wash/CT, Grif/Simmons,

Doctor Who


Favourite Doctor: 10th (David Tennant)

Favourite quote: "Don’t blink. Blink and you’re dead. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink...Good Luck." and "Daleks, aim for the eye stalk. Sontarans, back of the neck. Vashta Nerada… run."

Favourite companion: Rose Tyler

Favourite enemy of the Doctor: Weeping Angels and Daleks and Vashta Nerada

Scariest creature: Vashta Nerada

Cutest creature: Adipose!

Fullmetal Alchemist

Favourite Character: Roy Mustang or Edward Elric (they're both epic! )

OTP: Parental Roy/Ed

Other Pairings: Roy/Riza, Havoc/Rebecca, Ed/Winry, Roy/Ed

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Murderer's Row by Violent-Medic reviews
Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 159 - Words: 496,557 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 7/24/2012
My Neighbour is a Spartan by Razzika reviews
The war is over, the Flood are dead and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their savior back? OC/John. The Arbiter, R'tas, Hood and Cortana also make appearances.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 164,427 - Reviews: 1537 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Red vs Blue: After the Recon Bonus Material by Stelladea reviews
Well, what do we have here? You'll just have to find out.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 11/29/2013
Red vs Blue: After the Recon III by Stelladea reviews
Two of the most powerful Freelancers are loose, and with them a handful of AIs run amok. The Reds and Blues with a few other comrades along the way fight to take down what remains of Project Freelancer once and for all... but, knowing these guys, they'll screw things up royally one way or another...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 45,424 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Gateway to magic by llothcat reviews
Harry Potter/FMA. Edward Elric knew one thing for sure, and that was that he was bored in a dull world. And finds a chance to go home..at a price.. Complete.- awesome fan comic of this story can be viewed@ abigeruazerashi dot deviantart dot com
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 249,657 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Hide Me Forever by FullMetal-Flames reviews
Ed and Al are children who have no parents nor any known relatives. They're both stuck in a hospital. Al forgot everything, and suffers from amnesia, while Ed is like a broken helpless doll. What happens when Roy Mustang and Jean Havoc, college students, volunteer for the hospital? AU RoyEd parental! AlJean Parental! Enjoy Cometflare :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,961 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Gone to Ground by graygirl reviews
If Max didn't pick up her phone to answer his call, Alec would be screwed. Sitting bleeding in a darn phone booth, he knew his life depended on her more than ever before. He hoped she was ready to save him one more time - to save them all...
Dark Angel - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,305 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Alec, Max - Complete
Goldeneye by JMLMonkey reviews
After the 5th Lab collapses, Fullmetal is MIA. Mustang tracks him down, finding him in a sad but interesting predicament. Both are being hunted where Riza falls victim. Will they be able to hold it together before it all slips away? Hughes meekly smiled, "Either way Roy, a dog is a man's best friend." EdxWin Royai Chimera!Ed Rated for: Violence, Gore, Deaths, Romance
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,938 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
More than Mortals by DaJazzGal reviews
The other Freelancers said their relationship was one of the best and strongest they'd ever seen. But, as everyone knows, all good things must come to an end. North/York
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - [North, York]
More than Moments by DaJazzGal reviews
A series of oneshots detailing various events in the lives of North and York, told from various perspectives. Summaries inside.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,727 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - [North, York]
Red vs Blue: Preschool Crew by DiaryOfADeadGirl reviews
AU, but not your typical HS AU. Think younger - /way/ younger. Think /preschool/. That's right. Preschool. Blood Gulchers are around five or so, Freelancers are kindergarten students who come after their half-day of school. (Cause it's like a preschool/ day care) Parings/Implied: Grimmons, Chex, Flowers/Sarge, Yorkalina, Wash/Cats, Maine/South Warnings: Boys love, het, CATS !
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/1/2012 - L. Church/Alpha, D. Grif
Red vs Blue: Before the Recon by Stelladea reviews
Before Red vs. Blue, there was Project Freelancer. The Freelancers, already subjected to a highly competitive environment, become suspicious after the Director makes an odd but strategic collaboration. What exactly did they sign themselves up for?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 49,790 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/31/2011
Red vs Blue: Wonder Women by anna1795 reviews
If you stick all the Freelancer women into the same room and they're not going to kill each other, they're going to kill somebody else. Especially when that somebody decides to go on an 'armor raid'.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Carolina, Tex/Allison - Complete
More than Machines by DaJazzGal reviews
The Freelancers were always cold, efficient and deadly. With the armour, the superhuman abilities, the A.I. programs, it was easy for outsiders to forget they were still human. North/York
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/12/2012 - [North, York] - Complete
Red vs Blue: After the Recon II by Stelladea reviews
As they take a vacation from the war, the Blood Gulchers find that their holiday is anything but a break from the madness. For some reason, CIA Agents and Freelancers keep getting in the way of their relaxation...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 50,239 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Complete
Counterpoint by BeautifulFiction reviews
"I know it sounds stupid, but that's what the reports said. Tormented shrieks coming from one of the country estates." A simple investigation into the bizarre leads to fatal consequences, or so it seems... Roy/Ed ABANDONED
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 45,046 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Edward E., Roy M.
Day out with Benedict Cumberbatch by Detective In Training reviews
What do you do when the unexpected happens? When you get to spend the day with the person you adore most in the world? But what if this person has other plans?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 1398 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 198 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Complete
Cat's Pajamas by SpoonyAzul reviews
Agent Texas was always cynical about Valentine's Day. Until something showed up in her room in a cardboard box.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Tex/Allison, M. Caboose - Complete
Red vs Blue: After the Recon by Stelladea reviews
After the Director's capture and arrest, the boys are back at Blood Gulch getting ready for their bi-annual vacation from the war. I don't know about you, but "the boys" and "vacation" in the same context don't exactly sound like a safe combination...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 59,814 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Complete
The Saffron Soul by BeautifulFiction reviews
When a killer blurs the lines of alchemy in an effort to seal two souls together, Ed finds himself under suspicion from the police. Can he prove he is innocent, or are he and Roy doomed to suffer the consequences of the killer's ideals? Eventual RoyxEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 276,318 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Red vs Blue: Reconnaissance by Stelladea reviews
Alternate continuation of the plot after the Blood Gulch Chronicles: The boys, back in Blood Gulch, find out they are needed for Command's mission to arrest the Director. Command just needs info at first, but the gang finds much more than just facts...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,054 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Tears and Rain by BeautifulFiction reviews
For every second that you touched him, for every moment that you hurt what is mine, I am going to make you burn." Political Intrigue. Developing Roy/Ed relationship. AU. Full summary inside.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 199,320 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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Elena and the Doctor reviews
When the Doctor tries to take his new companion on an exciting adventure, fate intervenes and drags them down a completely different path. But they hardly complain about it! Rated M for slight romance-y scene and a little bit of violence. WARNING! Contains massive spoilers for the 11th Doctor season 7
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS
Was It Worth It? reviews
Was everything Carolina put others through and went through herself worth it? Church tries to help her figure it out but he fails... Will Church ever get to say what's on his mind? Will Carolina get the answer to the question she's always thinking of? Rated T just to be safe, may or may not be continuing
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Carolina, Epsilon
Mother, Father, no daughter reviews
The Director tries to talk to Tex about what's bothering her. Completely unaware of the pain headed his way. Rated T for swearing
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Director, Tex/Allison - Complete
I'll Always Love You reviews
The memories of Agent North's death still haunt Agent York in the form of nightmares. But York will always love North. Forever. Rated T for slightly gruesome scene and a little bit of slash
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - North, York
My Little AI
A short poem written about a little AI
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
A Time Lord for a kiss reviews
A Time Lord steals a kiss, but does another Time Lord take it back?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Nickelback This Means War
A battle you know you are going to lose... a short story based around "This Means War" by Nickelback from their Here and Now album
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Complete
Truth or Dare with the Freelancer gang reviews
The Freelancer gang take a well deserved break to play Truth or Dare...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
Nickelback Lullaby reviews
In your darkest moment he is there, taking you out of the darkness and into the light... a short story based around "Lullaby" from the "Here and Now" album by Nickelback
Movie X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete