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Joined 09-16-12, id: 4259580, Profile Updated: 10-20-13
Author has written 8 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Rise of the Guardians, and Slender.

Sup, my names a name that shall not be named for the sake of keeping name's names an utter secret in every possible way. I write stuff. And do other stuff, lots of other stuff. GOD, why do I do so much stuff?

Previously: ArtsyreaderVOI OR A-Possibilty-of-being-Human (it kinda switches back and forth, depending)

Gender: Maybe

Age: I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter seeing as no matter what age I am i will never be allowed to legally drive a pineapple while consuming sponges who used to live inside said pineapple.

Likes: stuff

Dislikes: 64, peaches, the floor, and sleep mostly nowadays.

Currenty watching/ reading/ listening to: Homestuck. Welcome to Nightvale. I need a life.

Favorite character: ugh vague... I like Davesprite, Reborn, Tatsuma Hiyuu, Hermione...yeah I like alot of stuff so i'm gonna stop there

Other: people tell me that I am "totally crazy" I don't know what they are talking about. All I do is imagine how fun it would be to murder them and plot with my supposedly "inanimate" object friends. I don't know what they are talking about. Barnabus Mordecai Leroy Jenkins the IV is the most sophosticated cactus ever(Update: hes also the most DEAD catctus ever...i'm sad now probably shouldn't have watered him so much...)

"Well fuck." Every Villian ever who suddenly realises that they are a villian and aren't allowed to win by unreasonable logic.

"Great! Just what you need, more splinters of yourself! Figurative splinters, literal splinters, its splinters all the way down! Well...actually I think it's still turtles all the way down..." Lil Hal, Andew Hussie's very own Homestuck.

"I'm here to fuck shit up." random quote from the interwebs.

“Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It's not.” Dr. Suess, The Lorax

"Abandon all hope ye who enter here." Dante's Inferno, Canto III, from the Divine Comedy.


Story statusus or Stati (like octupi...which by the way are delicious):

Kidnapped Ninja: Ongoing, in the process of writing chapter 2

Weird Dream: Ongoing, Chapter 3 being written

Blue: Ongoing, Chapter 5 being worked on.

Right? Or Wrong?: Discontinued, Deleted.

Lightning and Rain: Insert random clever saying that basically equates: Hiatus. Sorry.

Hide and Seek: Discontinued, and deleted.

Ballroom Blitz: COMPLETE

Smile: COMPLETE

SledeReborn: COMPLETE


Wow, unexpected, like three month haitus...I'm so sorry! I updated Weird dream today and I expect to update Blue tommorow! Also, I might enter the Homestuck fanfiction writers, so look out for me if you like homestuck! ...or not if you dont want to! : )


5-7-13:

Hi guys, just in case you don't see my author's note, I am discontinuing and removing Right? Or Wrong? and Hide and Seek also. I'm very sorry for anyone who enjoyed those two stories, but I will continue some others, and there should be some stories in the future :)


4-29-13:

Hi, guys I should be updating soon...or if not, I'm sorry! I really have been busy! I will try for you guys, though! what will probably be updated soon: Weird Dream, Kidnapped Ninja, First chapter of a mystery story *wink* It's my specialty series if you want a hint... Anyway, thanks for staying with me if you did, if not...I don't blame you ''


3-21-13:

smacks head on table* I FORGOT!!!! I was totally supposed to this hollowed zanpakto challenge story and I forgot!! TT.TT

Ah, oh well, maybe there is still time!? (Probably not) Anyways...I love you guys! :3 you guys reviewed! that gives me motivation! *hugs reviewers* yeah I'm crazy...and sick...I hurt! :(

And I removed almost everything on this profile and copied it to a document...it was 18 pages long!!! I am so sorry about how long that was! OTL Anyways...I should update soon, but I don't know which story I feel like updating...hm...anyone want one in particular?

PEACE...(Or war if that's how you roll)


ARE YOU OBSESSED with anime

And now for you're pleasure, a You Know You're Obsessed With Anime When...

-You have vowed never to date or marry because a guy/girl would take up too much anime time.

-You have vowed to move to Japan because you are tired of waiting for you favorite anime to come out in the U.S.

-You constantly run around in anime like clothes (short skirts and such) with your friends just because.

-You and you're friends go to Toys R Us and play with the lightsabers but use attacks such as "Windscar!"

-You see on the news that a girl has been reported missing and there are no signs of her whereabouts and you automatically say "Damn her."

-You don't realize what you really said till about an hour later.

-Still you curse her.

-Everytime someone gets cut, bruised, hit by a car, stuck with a sword, etc. You look at them confused and ask "Why are you so hurt."

-If you actually know what I am talking about in the last line.

-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class and your teacher mentions aliens, the first thing you do is turn to your friend and mouth 'kissu'! !

-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class watching a movie on Buddhism when a monk wraps prayer beads around his wrist and you turn to your friend who turns to you and at the same time mouth "Miroku"

-You go to jewelry stores looking for a) a tear drop shaped pink jewel (escaflowne) or b) a large circular pink jewel (inuyasha)

-You and your friends fight random battles while using attacks from your favorite shows.

-You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers.

-You manage to corrupt other people around you to watch anime shows, read and write fanfiction, and read the mangas

-You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time.

-No matter what non-anime show or movie you watch you are always comparing it to an anime show or movie.

-You constantly pretend to be characters from your favorite animes.

-You try to convince your friends/family to go as characters from the anime with you on Halloween.

-Whenever your dad grabs your mom's ass, you shake your head and automatically think "Miroku"

-you name your dog 'inuyasha', your cat 'kirara' or your pet fox 'shippo'

-when your history teacher asks about olden day weapons, you answer " swords made from demons teeth"

-When you hear the words ‘chess pieces’ you instantly think of the war games (MAR: Marchen Awakens Romance).

-You are constantly reading *Are you obsessed with anime’s* like this and laughing at every word you see.

-You freak out when you hear 'Believe it' in real life, or a movie/ and or scream Dattebayo when you do.

-You hoard apples to give to Ryuk or eat tons of them to prove that you are a Shinagami.

Copy and paste this to your profile... after that, add 2 things that made you know you're obsessed with anime


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Stalking My Master by Aliac reviews
Letters sent between Sebastian Michaelis and Claude Faustus. Rated M for swearing and some sexual stuff..
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 140 - Words: 8,738 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Claude F., Sebastian M.
The Unexplainable by Metamorcy reviews
Tsuna smiled as he listened to his fellow classmates whisper about him behind his back, Cursed-Tsuna, that's what they called him. After all, all those that interacted with him had fallen to their doom and it was only worse for those that dared mess with him. So he wondered how long the baby called Reborn would last, dark!Tsuna and universe. Eventual R27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,483 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/12/2012 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn, Adult Reborn] T. Yamamoto
The Forgotten Time by Metamorcy reviews
An incident with the 10-year bazooka leaves Tsuna stuck in the past… What's he gonna to do now? R27, hints of All27 and certain Arcobaleno27 - Chapter 1 to 9 has been edited
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,037 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 2,078 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 1/30/2010 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn] Adult Reborn, Arcobaleno
Screaming With No Voice by notebookthief reviews
Dave is mute and trans. He gets bullied at school, which results in depression, self-harm, and attempted suicide.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Bro - Complete
Flirt with me using chemistry by Ayingott reviews
The most that Verde could remember was the Arcobaleno getting together to celebrate the return of their adult bodies and then a lot of alcohol. After that there was only blackness and a severe headache. RebornVerde
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Verde, Adult Reborn - Complete
Shattered by otaku908 reviews
And once they averted their eyes, he slowly was engulfed by the darkness. And the last words he spoke, chilled them to the bone, "Hope you're happy." after that sentence, Tsuna allowed the gravity to swallow him. That day the pavement of Namimori middle school was a sickening crimson with a missing body, just where had their broken sky gone?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5148 - Favs: 3,366 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
So what? by Erephen reviews
"Really, you DID forget. And here I thought you couldn't get any dumber..." AU! One-shot. When Sawada Tsunayoshi, CEO of the famous Vongola Inc., notices the strange behavior of his closest friends and co-workers, he has no idea he forgot about something VERY important. Good thing his ex-tutor is there to remind him... R27! Gift-fic for ArtsyreaderVOI!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
The Brothers Have Had Enough by 1234BlueLagoon reviews
Threeshot! Donatello likes to work, sometimes a little too much. So his brothers attempt to get him out of the lab and into bed, and each uses his own style to do so.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,172 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Donatello - Complete
Bet Your Life by Anaki Starsong
Davesprite just has to go tell John. His John. The one that died. He has to go tell him before it's too late...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Davesprite, John E. - Complete
Manjushage by Shi No Kitsune reviews
'Nobody would have to know', Naruto thought guiltily, 'a lot of things happen in a fight and I would still technically be keeping my promise.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Marriage by TealEyedBeing reviews
Keiji explains the ideals of marriage to Yukimura, who of course comes to an automatic conclusion, much to Sasuke's disbelief. Written for siruphial's picture on deviantart! :D Warnings/Disclaimer and link inside!
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2012 - S. Yukimura, S. Sasuke - Complete
Splash by Tiffyhime reviews
She didn't care if she would be hurting his pride - for once, she'd save him instead of it being the other way around. But things don't always play out how we hope they will. A rewrite of the park scene from 8/20.
AMNESIA/アムネシア - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Heroine, Ukyo - Complete
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Blue reviews
He felt no pain? Nothing at all. The corners of his mouth turned up and he giggled. NO PAIN! His smile turned crazed and he fell into a fit of uncontrollable laughter, blood dripping onto his face. His laughter eventually subsided into giggling. He had waited too long. Now was his turn for his long awaited revenge. Dark/Insane! Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation, Arcobaleno, Adult Reborn
Weird Dream reviews
Raph did something and it cost him and his brothers dearly. R&R
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Raphael, Leonardo
Kidnapped Ninja reviews
Jinxed! Sasuke really should have knocked on wood when he said that he would never be foolish enought to get captured. It would have gotten him out of this situation. No pairings as of yet, probably not ever... Please R&R!
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - S. Sasuke
Lightning and Rain reviews
Blitz Lightning and April Showers have always been alone, not even the Guardians or Pitch Black can see them! And even though they work on basically the same things, they never see each other. They hope that maybe someday, just one person can see them, it doesn't matter who. OC x OC. Maybe another pairing if someone really wants it!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Clueless reviews
Fiona notices Finn is acting weird, so decides to spy on him. She doesn't count on a certain vampire interrupting her. FioLee and some Finn x Bubblegum.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
SlendeReborn! reviews
Tsuna wakes up in a forest with a flashlight and finds a note. The first Arcobaleno shows up, but with no face! The more notes and Arcobaleno that show up, the closer he is to the end, or is he?
Crossover - Katekyo Hitman Reborn! & Slender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Smile reviews
Christmas fic. Mammon gets her adult body back and is bringing down hell on the rest of Varia. The only one who seems unaffected is a certain bloody prince. Oneshot. For ninetailsgirl94. Bel x Fem!Mammon! Enjoy
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Belphegor, Mammon/Viper - Complete
Ballroom Blitz reviews
Tsuna attends a ball...and it turns into a fight! Why Reborn? Why? Songfic R&R please! Rated T for language
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Adult Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete