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They told me it would be easy. They lied.

Hi folks! Hope you'll enjoy my stories (once I get some posted) and if you need anything feel free to PM me! I love Twilight and Vampire Academy and other vampire books. Also Eragon and the Sword of Truth series. If you know some good books like those please let me know.

A little about me: I love to read and write (duh why would I be here.) I like romance but not fluff. Fluff kind of freaks me out unless it's awesome fluff. Apple pie is the best but cheese is gross. I have a dog and a mom (yeah I know most people have mothers unless they have a dad. Or two gay dads. Or two moms, but that would technically make at least one of them their mom. And while any of those could have been fun but I'm totally happy with my mom the way she is.) I enjoy nature, good chocolate and action movies. I'm also a sucker for guys with puppy dog eyes and abs. Abs are like the most important things...also of course niceness, humor and a love for literature and culture (this is good to know if you want to date me but probably you don't care since you want to read my fan fics. Hopefully!) I'm always happy and kind of love to hear myself talk (or write!)

(Very random) PONIES!(I like ponies!)

And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche!

I will always tell you the truth.

For everyone else, the pain of transformation is the sharpest memory they have of their human life. I remember nothing of being human.

- Alice

Trust me.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business.

I saved your life – I don’t owe you anything.

- Edward

Good luck tended to avoid me.

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me.

- Bella

We live in a desert and you keep an umbrella in your car?

- Adrian (Vampire Academy)

"I'm frequently cheerful and pleasant. Are you suggesting that I'm

- Cara (Sword of Truth)

Believe me, he did it right.

- Kahlan (Sword of Truth)

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Thunder and Lightning by Alicia Mirza reviews
Am I ordinary? Totally, I'm only a shopaholic American teenager who lives in a small town in Washington after all. Except I have weird prophetic powers, I'm freakishly energetic and bouncy, my best friend drinks blood, I'm in love with a sexy blond vampire and some crazy megalomaniac wants my little sister and me. Insanity, I know! [Human Alice/ Vampire Jasper; AU]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,039 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Alice, Jasper] [Bella, Edward]
Light My Fire by reyes139 reviews
So, as we stood with our group of ten on this sweltering day, I would have never guessed that through these few…one would stand out and be responsible for my meeting with a certain brunette that would drastically change the course of my once lonely and sad existence. ExB Rated M Drabble fic!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 225 - Words: 58,653 - Reviews: 10111 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
18 Video Tapes by Penguins.Are.Lovely reviews
"Hey, Bryson. I'm your dad, Jasper." ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth by brontefanatic reviews
Set in the "Reckoning" AU. Married to a man she hates, Kahlan's only chance of being reunitied with Richard depends upon her daughter. But how can a parent justify the sacrifice of her own child?
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,342 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Darken R., Kahlan A. - Complete
The Other Side by IndependenceDayChild17 reviews
After Shotat's wrath, Richard finds himself at the People's Palace, as the Lord Rahl. Now he must figure out what has happened an try to fix all of the relationships that are changed in this alternate reality.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 41,900 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Richard Cypher R., Kahlan A. - Complete
Room 15: The Original One Shot by coldplaywhore reviews
Bella Swan is an overachieving know it all, who is forced to work with arrogant Edward Cullen on research project for Medical School. Will they be able to fight their attraction as they work together in the confines of Room 15? M for lemons and language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Life Without Kahlan by MadeOfWin35 reviews
Cara's thoughts as she hesitates to shoot Kahlan in "Tears." She imagines a life without the Mother Confessor.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Cara, Kahlan A. - Complete
Someone To Watch Over Me by Flightlessbird11 reviews
Edward and Bella meet and start a friendship one summer. They're in Forks after college and med school and both are soon moving to Seattle. Edward is in an accident, will his near death experience be enough to finally ask Bella out? All Human. Lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 137,069 - Reviews: 1125 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fourth Quarter by MBella reviews
Edward is the star quarterback. Bella is the coach's daughter. Falling in love is always bittersweet, but what happens after a tragedy tears them apart and then fate throws them together years later?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,638 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Plight by Thethuthinnang reviews
BtVS.LotR. He saw her on the street of soap and candlemakers. 8th in The Girl.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,830 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 7/11/2007
Coming Out Of The Closet by Bad Alice reviews
Jasper Hale has a secret...a hidden deep, dark secret...it's time his closet was opened, and his skeletons came out. Oneshot, rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Transience by Annilaia reviews
Bella is a vampire with a complete blank for a past. When she meets the beautiful Edward Cullen it's love at first sight. Both of them will realize that he has had a bigger impact on her life than they expected, and he will help her remember her past.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Complete
Frozen Death Syndrome reviews
Something has awoken. A lust for power; for vengeance. Something evil and black. Something wrong. Something that will change the world... Edward's first night in Forks becomes a night of weirdness when Alice shows up on his doorstep claiming to know his destiny. Canon Pairings. AllHuman.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Edward