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Joined 07-26-03, id: 426167, Profile Updated: 12-25-12
Author has written 19 stories for Inuyasha, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Popeye, Naruto, and Assassin's Creed.

Well, it's been a rather... eventful several years. I actually just graduated college in 2011 and for anyone who has been to college; you know how much it sucks away creativity. I literally haven't written anything of my own volition since I started college. Happily for me, I now want to write again. Yay for me!

I'm not about to slap my life story up here but I will say some things that might be interesting to others.

As a side note, because FF.net is all weird now, I've made an AFF account because sex is fuckin' awesome and no story should be without it. If I post anything on here in the years 2011 definitely be sure to check out my AFF account since it will be posted there as well without being butchered and having the best parts of the story removed.

AFF: http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296901266

No name, but feel free to call me "Monk" if you'd like. It's a nickname I've had since I was a child... It's from the tele series "Monk" about the OCD detective because my own OCD is just that flippin' bad and sometimes it even gets worse.

I'm the only person in my family who enjoys the crazy harsh winters.

If I have a writing utensil within reach, something will be drawn on; it's just a matter of what.

I'm a very religious person, not like a fanatic, but... I kind of collect them. I'm Roman Catholic and no, I'm not about to preach to you, I'm also a water Druid, a hardcore Jashinist, a Satanist and a Buddhist. Weird, right? If you happen to be a Druid, Jashinist or Satanist I would love to talk to you since I really can't find too many. I'm also a misanthrope so don't bother me with lectures about loving humans.

Moving on I'm a video game whore. I buy two to three video games at a time because I can finish one in two days. The only video game to ever beat my record was FFVIII. I've got, I believe 170 HOURS on FFVIII and I still haven't finished... almost done, though. .

Oh, I looove languages. I'm proficient in English and used to be in Japanese, too, but then all of these dirty monsters swarmed it like a cash cow and I stopped learning which means I'm pretty rusty with it now. I can't comfortably speak in German but I know enough about it to be able to understand the gist of what someone else is saying. I'm currently working on Russian, Italian and Arabic and hope to start learning French and Latin soon, too.

I own a shotgun and damn fuckin' proud of it and I love all kinds of tea.

I hate most canon pairings except for Kenshin/Kaoru from Rurouni Kenshin and even then I prefer him being Battousai rather than Kenshin, however, I LOVE Vegeta/Bulma just the way they are; no need to change.

Dragon Ball Pact:

This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race! And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. (FOR FANFICTION!)

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think having a crush on a fictional character is okay, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Fanfiction is my anti-drug because who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.

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Decoding the Saiyan by Piccolo is green reviews
Bulma begins to realize that there's more to her Saiyan houseguest than meets the eye. B/V, a short series that spans 'those three years'. Written for challenges on the Blue & Black livejournal community. COMPLETE
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,507 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Loving the Absent by LovEinLimBo reviews
Desmond Bleeds and falls in love with someone who does not exist. Shaun decides to help, but it really just makes things worse.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr - Complete
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
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Puppet's Design reviews
Rated for language and implications. AU with a high school backdrop and mostly Des-centric. Not much of plot, yet, but it'll get deeper later. No het. Alty takes care of two younger brothers and takes frustrations out on Des. Better description inside.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Altaïr, Desmond M.
The Simple Life reviews
I rated it teen because damn is in it, that's all. I guess the lyrics could be considered Teen though... Konoha is giving a show and they welcome you to come and see!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dead Love reviews
Zombies, killings, but kind of love. KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Soury Goodness reviews
Well, I'm not sure whether or not it's a 'T' rating or an 'M' rating, but, just to be on the safe side. Lemon OroxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
My Naruto Work Of Fanfiction reviews
His first mate died, so, he's going to find himself another Medicnin. But hey, we can at least give him heck the whole way, right? KakashixOC, NejixOC, SasukexOC, GaaraxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006
When Popeye met Yosemity Sam reviews
This is a Cross fic. Popeye and Yosemity Sam. It's a OneshotDare, and there's some violence. It's also pretty small, but I like it, considering it's the first Cartoon fic I have tried to type. I hope it's ok! This story goes out to Peapod, from VZo
Popeye - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/10/2005
The Way To The Top reviews
Three Friends move to Tokyo, but after realizing who they are, the Spirit Detectives must capture them by Koenma's orders... will they be able to? Or will some feelings stop them? Pair.'s KuramaxOc-YoukoxOc-HieixOc.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,003 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 11/13/2004
Forever Close reviews
Kaoru Runs and Kenshins finds her. Not like Battousai chasing, exTREMly short! But cute.... I think.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Sterile, White Table reviews
Pretty much, I was feeling Horrified, so I made this... Cackles evilly. I had a Question from shadowcat241 "I am". I just thought it would be easier to put it on the Summary.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/13/2005
Easter Surprises reviews
Anzu invites her friend's over for an Easter Party. But what happens when Trouble and a phone join in?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2004
Sweet GoodBye reviews
I was reading a fanfic called Inuyasha: Demon Lord of the West, and I had an Idea for a fanfic... to know more, on the summery... Look Inside
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 12/11/2003
Halloween: Resurection time reviews
Ever seen the show 'Halloween Resurection? Well this is like it, but with the Inuyasha characters. Its really rated E, but I put R, because that is what the show is rated.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 11/8/2003
Pale Golden Eyes reviews
I hope that this is sad enough for you all
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003
A Day at the Zoo reviews
I am watching one of my favorite Anime, and I get an Idea... Pairing's : KL-IGSess : InuKag :MirSan : KikNar (very little, if any, haha) : maybe some more, hehe
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 9/25/2003
Wrong Intentions reviews
If you got to see a certain someone act like a child, would you? If you got to see a certain someone, doing things you might not expect, you would? Well read this story One-shot Who say's you don't always get what you want?
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
NSYNC vs InuYasha reviews
Summary is inside, But I'll tell you this... it is a Song/Talkie Fanfiction!!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,945 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 8/18/2003
Miroku's Look on Every Day reviews
Ok, this is my Secend Story, this one is about Miroku and what Every Day is like for him, its really short and a One-Shot, Hope Ya'll Like it:)
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Complete
HeartOfSword to Kagome reviews
Inu-Yasha Sing's to Kagome. (Heart_Of_Sword Song)
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003
Sleepover Bash reviews
What Happen's when the Inu-Yasha Gang, Family (no Mom or Dad) and my Best Friends, are at my House for a Sleepover? This Fanfic is what!! Read and Review Please:) This is my First Fanfiction, so could you please go easy on me? Arigato Gozaimasu
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003
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