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Author has written 1 story for Kingdom Hearts.

This is the part where I tell a bit about myself to whoever has clicked on this page for whatever odd reason.

I don't consider myself a writer at all, but one day I was bored enough to try to see if I could get down a few of the ideas in my head. I've spent an alarming amount of time reading fanfiction, and I thought I might as well give it a try. Because why not? I seem to have a lot of free time lately.

These are my attempts. I hope you enjoy them.

credit for the cover art I'm using for RFS goes to

You can find me on Tumblr, if you want: dontclimbonthat.tumblr.com/

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Moments Like This by akurosa reviews
Simple and sweet Zoro&Luffy nakamaship moments. Standard disclaimers apply.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 54 - Words: 25,712 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Luffy, Zoro
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,714 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 5,196 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
The Mechanic by Besieged Infection reviews
AR Sora wants nothing more than the join the front lines; to prove himself in battle. He wants to help. One problem - he's a mechanic. From the shadow of a decorated war hero, Sora struggles to find his place in the worlds, all the while becoming tangled in a series of events that will change the universe as they know it. Sora/Ienzo, eventual Sora/Leon.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 26 - Words: 102,579 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 9/4/2012 - [Sora, Leon/Squall L.] Ienzo
Erased by becoafamu reviews
AU. A series of high-profile criminals with very unusual abilties have begun to go missing. Sora Strife, a high-profile-criminal enthusiast not lacking in special abilities himself, finds himself caught up in the middle of it. SoRiku AkuRoku Cleon Zemyx
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 195,112 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/18/2009 - [Axel, Roxas] [Sora, Riku]
this is the price that has been paid in full by akurosa reviews
Some days, it's the ridiculously small things that break them and make them start over again.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,870 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
Dulce et Decorum Est by bookwormshame reviews
In the aftermath of the Second War, the Dark Arts are viciously punished. An old law is revived, allowing the accused to be given as virtual slaves to "sponsors of the Light" to be rehabilitated. What will happen when Harry Potter finds himself the reluctant sponsor of Draco Malfoy? And how far will the Wizarding World fall before our heroes are forced to step in and save it again?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,890 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Commentary by The Aquarium reviews
If this was real life, here's how it would have gone. Drabble series, same universe, no defined chronology; Riku, Roxas, Axel, and Sora.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,090 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Property of Sanji by New Neon reviews
In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,555 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Sleepless in Selsey by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry has shut himself and his children away from the wizarding world and although he claims to be perfectly happy, his son Albus thinks otherwise and begins a plot to help his father find love again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,344 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Destiny Island School for Boys by Kisara-Rini reviews
AU Sora and Roxas are sent to an all boys school after a certain incident. Once there, they meet the headmaster's son Riku, the English teacher Mr. Leonhart, and the eccentric teaching assistant Axel. But there is no running from the past, and it will inevitably catch up with them. Love and tragedy ensues. Warnings: eventual mature themes, and boy/boy love.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sora, Roxas
Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them by evansentranced reviews
After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,289 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,651 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Want by luce.d3l.sole reviews
Everyone has to hurt every once in a while, but for some, it just seems to be more often than others. Follow Sora, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Naminé, Axel, Leon and Cloud through their crazy lives as they all try to obtain the happiness many others may never have the chance to find. RxS and other random pairings.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,475 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Sora, Riku
Delivery Boy by freakinscarykid reviews
Zoro is a delivery boy, and Sanji places orders online. When the website goes down Sanji has to place an order in person. Soon after he finds himself visiting the store to place more orders than usual.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 54,863 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Lessons in Love & Devotion: In Case of Emergency by drcalvin reviews
After much pining over their big bro, often with a bit of added secret 'mutual sword polishing', Zoro finally falls into Johnny and Yosaku's waiting arms. Of course, it's not quite that simple, but what ever is...? YAOI THREESOME. Part five of a series about what these three crazy bounty-hunters got up to in the two years before the Straw Hat crew formed, can be read as stand-alone
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zoro - Complete
Lessons in Love & Devotion: Slipping Up and Down by drcalvin reviews
#4 in the series. "The Homebrew Incident We Don't Talk About" a.k.a. the time Johnny and Yosaku discovered what it takes for Zoro to get really, reeeaaally drunk. A story from the two years that these three crazy bounty hunters had adventures together. FINISHED FIC, ongoing series.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Zoro - Complete
Lessons in Love & Devotion: If Lost, Return To by drcalvin reviews
#2 in the series. When Yosaku and Johnny met The Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro, their lives changed forever. Now they hang around with 'big bro', try to hunt bounties, earn money, find booze and maybe get into Zoro's pants. But what happens when Zoro walks off and abandons them? Was their friendship that fragile? Stories about three crazy bounty hunters and two years of adventures.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Zoro - Complete
Lessons in Love & Devotion: Stalking the Hunter by drcalvin reviews
When Yosaku and Johnny met The Pirate Hunter Roronoa Zoro, their lives changed forever. For one, they continued to be alive. Now, they hang around 'big bro', when he's not getting lost, and try to survive, earn money, find booze and hopefully get into Zoro's pants. Stories about three crazy bounty hunters and their two years of adventures. Each part complete, ongoing series. YAOI
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Zoro - Complete
The Conservation of Fame by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry has peace at last under a spell that keeps people from remembering he's the Chosen One, until Malfoy stumbles through his wards, pursued by mysterious enemies. Harry has to help him, and possibly bring his peace crashing down. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,429 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Living Proof by owlpostagain reviews
senior, sophomore, boyfriend, girlfriend, friend-with-benefits, gay, straight, victim, bully, musician, athlete. it's not about what you are, it's about who you are. various pairings, slash, warnings for language and maybe more.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,059 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Take the Air by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,810 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Et Dona Ferentes by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,872 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
6,581 Miles to Luma by Casey V reviews
A clone, a priestess, a fugitive and a knight are crossing the desert together in a V-class 1300-series armored truck. There must be a punchline. Post-apocalyptic sci-fi/fantasy road trip; Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,315 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Roxas
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Stray Kitten by Hannahble reviews
Riku, Axel, and Roxas are staying in Florida for a week of vacation, but when Riku picks up Sora, a homeless 'stray kitten', how will the three friend's lives be affected? Romance/Humor/Drama; Pairings: Soriku, Akuroku; Riku's POV, Please r&r!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,533 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Riku, Sora - Complete
In Visible Light by Hitsugi Zirkus reviews
Riku believed all was lost when he became a Fallen Angel. Demons are now trailing him and his halo is fading. Could his last tether to sanity really be an ordinary Human boy? Riku/Sora -For PaperHeartReplica- :3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Freaks and Fools by The Aquarium reviews
Take a distillation of a classic Halloween cartoon special. Add two spritzes and a zest of John Hughes. Pour in KH characters, shake well, and name after a Smashing Pumpkins song. Enjoy. Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora, Leon/Cloud, and several side dishes.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,497 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Moving On by LadyKatie reviews
Harry tries to put his life back together after the fall of Voldemort, but it’s more complicated than he thought. And he hadn’t counted on war changing everything around him so much. H/D slash. Spoilers. NOT epilogue compliant!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 163,559 - Reviews: 865 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Boys by Casey V reviews
It's about growing up, mostly. Sometimes it's about love and sometimes it's about friendship. Sometimes it's about hockey. But sometimes it's about the difference between what's real and what's fake, between being a boy and being a man. Riku/Sora, Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 179,135 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Sora, Riku - Complete
I Wish I Was Sorry by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
The Cricket Revolution by Hanita-chan reviews
[RikuSora] Sora never did anything halfway, so when he started rescuing crickets, he did it with a revolution in mind. What he didn't know was that his revolution would lead him straight to love. [AU]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,097 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Riku, Sora
Reckless, Full of Sunshine reviews
Sora's carefree life as a delivery boy is interrupted when a mysterious young man saves his life, and he finds himself swept up in an exciting adventure filled with curses, ghosts, and eccentric street performers. But dark secrets are revealed, and somewhere along the way, Sora becomes responsible for the fate of the city. And Roxas isn't exactly optimistic about their chances.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,691 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sora, Riku, Roxas