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Joined 09-17-12, id: 4262374, Profile Updated: 12-01-12
Author has written 5 stories for Thor, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, and Avengers.

Hello, fellow shippers!

For that's what we seem to be here - a community of people who ship things and maybe ship them a little too obsessively. Which is what makes this community wonderful - no judgment passed for the things shipped herein.

My name is Samantha. I love the Marvel Universe - like, want to intern for them love it - and I believe that cheesecake will help solve any crisis. I'm an archivist in training and a collector of ridiculously tall heels.

This is my first (real) foray into the fanfic community, so please, play nice.

If you really like my stories - or want to see Darcy's playlists from my story - you can find me at notahotlibrarian. tumblr. com.

Read on, my darlings, and enjoy!

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Running The Bases by SlimReaper reviews
A one-shot, rated M because of reasons. Darcy visits an injured Captain America and makes him think of baseball in a whole new light! Captain America/Darcy, PWP, pointless smut, laughter's the second best medicine, don't judge me, I don't even know.
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Darcy L. - Complete
Roll Call by LJ9 reviews
Slices of life with the team. Chapter 35: Thor and Steve go out on the town for St Patrick's Day.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,247 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 6/4/2012
Figure Drawing by Melibells reviews
Learning that Steve was enlisted before getting the chance to follow through with the life drawing class he had signed up for, Darcy jokingly 'volunteers' to help him fulfill that goal. He never would have thought she would offer. She NEVER imagined he would accept. Steve/Darcy, mentions of Steve/Peggy, and a healthy sprinkling of fellow Avengers and supporting cast.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R.
Lets Make Love (And Listen To Death From Above) by ArtificialAorta reviews
Johnny is about 85% sure he just got negged by Darcy.
Crossover - Fantastic 4 & Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Johnny S., Darcy L. - Complete
Christmas time (Mistletoe and Wine) by puffabilly reviews
Happy's annual Christmas party can't start until the Avengers come home.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Little Bit Inevitable by ArtificialAorta reviews
Clint would give anything to forget that his soul mate was out there waiting for him.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Popcorn and Yoda by Wittyheroine reviews
Based on a prompt idea relieved on tumblr. Steve Rogers doesn't know what a light saber is. Darcy Lewis decides to fix this.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Glamour Girl by ArtificialAorta reviews
Wade Wilson (aka Deadpool) inadvertently introduces Darcy and Clint. Darcy is not amused and Natasha tries to kill Wade.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,248 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Just a Little Pinch by ohmyloki reviews
The morning after some drunken shenanigans (Thor's fault). Darcy grows an extra hand and tries to solve the Mystery of the Tartan, and Steve gets one up on Tony.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
what we saw from the cheap seats by sistem reviews
Jane starts packing for Norway and Darcy starts packing for Virginia because she understands the only reason why she got as far as she did with the whole assistant gig was because she accidentally peeked behind the curtains of reality. Or something. OR. Jane and Darcy's Excellent Adventure In Breaking the Laws of Physics and Bending the Fabric of Space
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Darcy L.
We Need To Stop Meeting Like This by MaySoFarAway reviews
Once upon a time, a girl met a god. And then that girl's lab assistant met that god's buddy. A tale told in explosions and Magnetic Fields songs. More light-hearted than my usual fare!
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,917 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Darcy L., Fandral - Complete
I Climbed The Tree To See The World by Tarafina reviews
The path to self-discovery, including becoming Coulson's assistant-slash-liaison-slash-bff, Captain America's lady love, and rating fourth on the SHIELD BAMF scale, was like the yellow brick road; it was chaos and confusion around every bend.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,432 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Oh my God, can't believe what I saw by Jadelyn Tate reviews
Darcy's screaming at the television... COMPLETE
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
In Cupid's Little Bag of Trix by shadoedseptmbr reviews
Darcy Lewis may have a little crush. And a kink. Hey, it's not easy working for the honest truth Men in Black, a girl needs an outlet.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,795 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
I Take My Chances by seren23 reviews
Darcy Lewis co-owns Green Thumb plant nursery with her grandmother. When the nursery is threatened by bad guys, there's only one thing to do: Call in the guys with a plan. No, not those guys. The other guys. The Avengers as the A-Team AU all-human .
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,055 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Wayfaring Stranger by Leroy J reviews
It's been three years since Clint has seen Natasha. He's been dismissed from S.H.I.E.L.D & the Avengers team. Discovering a certain redhead has been compromised during a suicide mission, he is needed when he is most unstable. Lies, secrets, and love.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,002 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
You Might Need it Someday by seren23 reviews
It all started because Clint's a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. Darcy Lewis/Clint Barton
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 45 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Extra Credit by Jadzia Bear reviews
Darcy Lewis makes a horrifying discovery—Captain America has no idea what an ipod is. She rectifies this situation. Also, other things happen.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Don't Worry, I'll Make It Good For You by Tarafina reviews
Steve just walked into the middle of a friendly Nerf war, and in the process meets Darcy Lewis, who somehow manages to take him prisoner and ask him out on a date. It's just one of those days.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
All The Hotels In All The World by Tarafina reviews
"'We'll spend a weekend away, he said. Book it under a work expense, he joked," she muttered under her breath. "'Star City practically screams romantic…' Yeah, well jokes on you, Katniss, because this is the worst vacation you have ever taken me on and that includes that time that we were chased and nearly eaten by pygmies on a deserted island!" Darcy/Clint, Chloe/Oliver
Crossover - Smallville & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,917 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Chloe S., Darcy L. - Complete
There's a Monster On Your Six, Dear by Tarafina reviews
Rookie SHIELD Agent, Darcy Lewis has just realized that monsters are real… Of course, that might've been good information to know before her team was eaten. Thankfully, a couple of monster-hunting brothers show up to help her out.
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Dean W., Darcy L. - Complete
I Didn't Know What I Wanted by Tarafina reviews
"Look, Darcy likes the Cap and I like Darcy and the Cap likes some chick who died like forever ago, so I'm not even really worried about him. All I know is he's humble and Darcy likes chivalry and I've never had to try this hard to get somebody to date me."
Crossover - Fantastic 4 & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Johnny S., Darcy L. - Complete
Classic Hits from the Late 1970s by LJ9 reviews
Sequel to "Put Your Records On." It's going to take a village to get Steve and Darcy to the next level in their relationship. Rated M as a precaution.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,576 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
A Day at the Beach by CMW2 reviews
She made a note to thank Fury for the assignment she had been given that morning and to volunteer for any other Avenger related matters. It would be her genuine pleasure. - The Avengers are in Malibu doing some R&R on the beach. Fury assigns Hill to make sure things stay status quo. CapHill goodness commences;Rated for language and a hint of spice;15th in my 2012 SSS Project.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Kids Movies by MaySoFarAway reviews
While moving to New York, Darcy Lewis finds a sketch of a certain hero, pre-serum, and a long convoluted adventure involving movies, super villains, and being a competent SHIELD agent begins. Rating is mostly for language. And some blood. And some love.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,775 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Costumed Crusader by Dance Elle Dance reviews
"Ya know, I was you for Halloween one year, Cap." That, and the fact she presented him with a Captain America action figure to sign, are what make Steve Rogers completely awestruck by Darcy Lewis. SteveDarcy, oneshot
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/7/2012 - [Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
Life Is The Dance by StarstruckLily reviews
Clint hadn't planned on falling in love in New Mexico- but that was before he became personally responsible for Darcy Lewis. Contains spoilers for Avengers.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,262 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Darcy L., C. Barton/Hawkeye - Complete
TOW Saturday's are sacred by Mme.Lolabelle reviews
Written for Darcy Lewis Week #6 'Saturday'. Do not mess with Darcy's Saturday routine, especially once Jane, Pepper and Natasha get involved.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Darcy L. - Complete
Bullseye by Blinded-Kit reviews
Darcy flirts with Clint in her own special way, by comparing him to others.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Insomnia At Its Finest by wickedwriter916 reviews
Darcy Lewis is horrible at sleeping, and having fun, and not being annoyed at Clint.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,436 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Darcy L., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A Space Between by Enigma-Eggroll reviews
A man out of a time and a woman out of place find a way forward in a world filled with uncertainty.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,268 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Darcy Lewis Saves The World by Poke-it-with-a-Stick reviews
Of course, aliens have to invade New York while she's on the coffee run.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,595 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Complete
Out of a Bottle by Dance Elle Dance reviews
'They really knew how to make them back in the 40s.' The irony of that statement is not lost on Agent Hill. SteveMaria, oneshot
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R.] - Complete
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Darcy and the Avengers reviews
Darcy Lewis, research assistant extraordinaire, moves in with a super secret boy band. Chaos, romance, and Tasing ensues. Alternately: how Darcy meets almost everyone in the Marvel universe.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,676 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
When I Looked At You, My Heart Took a Spill reviews
Steve misses his era's Christmas, and finds it in SHIELD of all places. Coulson then plays matchmaker. Steve/OC, implied Darcy/Clint. This may become a precursor to its own series.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Darcy L., Captain America/Steve R.
Cupid Has Exploding Arrows reviews
What if a Taser-wielding research assistant had met an assassin with a Robin Hood fantasy in the middle of nowhere, New Mexico? And what if tequila led to some shenanigans with much bigger consequences? Fair warning: There will be some smut. You're welcome.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,016 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012
A Black Cat Crossed My Path, and I Still Got Lucky reviews
Darcy's date doesn't exactly go as planned, but that's okay. Darcy/Dean. Written for the Darcy Lewis Halloween Challenge on fuckyeahdarcylewis. tumblr. com
Crossover - Supernatural & Thor - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Dean W., Darcy L. - Complete
Leather Pants Are So 90s reviews
Thor isn't the only being that exists outside of myth. Slayer!Darcy, general badassery with a side of snark. Written for the Darcy Lewis Halloween Challenge
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Darcy L.
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