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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

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I started my delve into this online community in my freshman year of high school. I am now officially an adult, according to national law, and this profile is remnant of my past. Please enjoy, or don't, I am not one for caring.

I LIKE ONE-SHOTS AND EROTIC STORIES THAT ARE 30 CHAPTERS LONG, obviously.

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A Diamond in the Rough: Part 2 by Moonchild707 reviews
Under Construction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 1730 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/3 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Bella
The Vampire's Alliance by The VII Duchess reviews
Nineteen Twelve would prove itself to be the last year of mortality for Isabella Swan. Yet from the anguish of the carnage, she would awaken into another life. More poised, more beautiful, more inhuman than before. But with no memories of past mortality, and a creator fixated on desert supremacy, immortality looks to be abhorrently bleak. Canon Couples. AU. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 126 - Words: 446,289 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
A Diamond in the Rough: Part 1 by Moonchild707 reviews
Bella Swan is a timid first-grader at Forks Elementary who lives in dread of her abusive, volatile father, Charlie. With no friends and no one but her teacher to love, Bella finds her life irrevocably changed by the arrival of Miss Hale—a gentle, golden-eyed lady from the local high school. Rewrite of the original. Loosely based on true events. Rated M for dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 127,430 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 1,849 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Luckless by NinaQ reviews
Everything about her was the same. Even after all these years, he'd recognized her, but it made no sense. There was no way she was the same woman. It couldn't be. He had watched her die. ExB. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,095 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 9/8/2015 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Goodbye Forever, My Love by Golden Vampire Eyes reviews
Bella is killed in a car accident. This is her funeral in Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes, Look Your Last by Moonchild707 reviews
"With brisk determination, I cocked the gun, the grinding metal loud over the rain and pounding in my ears. I waited one brief moment, eyes closed and hands shaking, before I heard the voice I knew would come in my moment of need. 'Please don't do this.'"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,601 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Loving Him Was Red by K-Unit reviews
Dedication to the release of Taylor Swift's album RED :) What will happen when Edward finds Bella's songbook?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,913 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 5/17/2015 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Goodbye Peter Pan by Bled Dry reviews
Prompted by a feeling, Alice leads the Cullens back to Forks, but ten years is a long time in a brief human life. Edward's wish for Bella to have a nice human life seems to have been fulfilled. Bella believes that once she loved a remarkable boy, but in the end he didn't love her. Can Edward convince her she is wrong?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 101,221 - Reviews: 2811 - Favs: 1,074 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What's the Harm in Looking? by pinkblacktiara reviews
What if Bella never jumped from the cliff and Edward never came back? Set four years after New Moon. Bella is in college. Alice finds her facebook and shows Edward. Edward's POV. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward, Jacob
Walk With Me? by windchymes reviews
Bella makes a decision she believes is for the best, but it seems the universe doesn't agree.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,513 - Reviews: 1276 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 1,108 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Bella, Edward
I'll Fight For Us by VampSaxAngel reviews
Edward tries to leave, but Bella finds a way to make him stay. Set in New Moon. Same place, different scene. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I Want It Painted Black by Saritadreaming reviews
Izzy Black *Bella* is a bad girl with issues. Edward Cullen is the vampire that brings it all down in an inner battle between darkness and light. He'll go to great lengths to melt her frozen heart. WINNER DARKELLA'S DARKEST TEMPTATIONS *Complete*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 238,134 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Keepsake by windchymes reviews
Some things you never forget, they just hurt too much to remember.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,561 - Reviews: 5462 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 6038 - Favs: 4,283 - Follows: 3,031 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mistaken Trust by TheHiddenMemory reviews
When faced with a betrayal that could tear them apart, Edward and Bella must put their faith in the healing power of love. WARNING: this story deals with rape and its aftermath. Post-Eclipse, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,182 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Little White Lies by FunkyWeeMonkey reviews
Alison took five girls under her wing, not four. A tortured five girls, not four. After leaving Bella's dad, her mom moved them to Rosewood, not Phoenix. Then A was caught and Bella's mother took her away so she could move on. A year later, when Bella lives with her dad in Forks, and the girl believed to be A shows up, will the threats start again? And what will the Cullens think?
Crossover - Twilight & Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Bella, Edward, Alison D., Mona V.
Eyes by J1998 reviews
Although Edward was in pain after he left Bella, he was relieved to know that she could never be threatened by his world again. Everything that could endanger her was out of the way, and he had confirmed that she had moved on. But one winter day, he comes across the woman he loves...with golden eyes instead of brown. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
ELEANOR - a deleted scene from Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
Sometimes the past catches up with you.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shooting by EmilyF.6 reviews
Set after 'Her Brothers.' When Emmett stays behind during a hunt to watch Bella, someone brings a gun to school.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,445 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 926 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Loyalty by J1998 reviews
Isabella Swan was a famous actress back in 1963. After tragedy strikes, she wanders away, and is found bleeding in the streets of Chicago. Now bitter and damned with eternity, she turns to Edward for support. But when she sees that he may, perhaps, love another, she becomes torn between two choices. Will she choose to save herself? Or will she wind up saving his love...in the end?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 111,171 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Brothers by EmilyF.6 reviews
An alternate version of the scene where Bella punches Jacob: Edward leaves Bella with Jacob when he goes hunting, but when her old friend forces a kiss on her, it brings back some unwanted memories, and she turns to Edward's brothers and father for help when her own father takes Jacob's side. *reposted*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,255 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 368 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Bella, Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Golden Lifestyle by J1998 reviews
In 1912, the RMS Titanic set sail for New York. Isabella Swan was onboard with her parents and fiance, when tragedy strikes. Now the only one left in her family, she makes her way to New York where she meets a vampire who changes her. After many years of traveling alone, she meets the Cullens. Can they convince her to stay? Will Edward be able to change her disapproval of men?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 94,460 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rising Hopes by PhoenixMirror27414 reviews
Set in New Moon. The Cullens receive a thick hardback book titled Breaking Dawn. After deciding to read it, they discover their future, will they stay were they are, or rush home to live as they desire, with Bella by their sides.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 133 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Alice, Bella, Edward
Eternity by Clarity's Illusions reviews
Bella always thought she would be the first one to go. She was human, after all. Weak. Clumsy. A danger magnet no matter where she went. And she hung out with vampires and werewolves. She never even thought it might ever go the other way. AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Bella, Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Between Heartbeats by Clarity's Illusions reviews
Bella and the Cullens are finally looking forward to a wedding and a happily ever after...but an accident changes their lives forever. I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,467 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
CHARLIE GET THE GUN! by QueenElizabeth3andCourtJester reviews
Bella finds a mysterious boy in her room. He's not the only thing that visits her though.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Bella, Charlie S. - Complete
Kissing in The Rain by Jordan Patten reviews
When Edward tries to leave in New Moon Bella has a different reaction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Celebration by edwart reviews
Bella gets drunk because she's upset about turning 18. What she doesn't realize is that Edward and the Cullens have thrown her a surprise party - and everyone is there, even Charlie. Bella OOC. One shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seeing Bella by sherryola reviews
Alice has a vision of a girl with no vision. She will either save Edward from his life of lonely brooding, or she will destroy him with his destruction of her. Can Bella discover the Cullen family secret if she can't see? Canon vamps and couples. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 366,996 - Reviews: 4023 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 1,546 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6716 - Favs: 4,576 - Follows: 3,250 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You're Still Conscious by MmllePoulain reviews
When Edward and Alice aren't at school, the lunch conversation always seems to take an interesting turn. Today was no exception, much to Bella's mortification. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
I Only Have Eyes For You by Scarlett71177 reviews
Set during the happiest summer. Edward and Bella celebrate the Fourth of July and make some fireworks of their own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invisible by Viridian6 reviews
"So the night Victoria leapt through my open window, crouching like a cat at the foot of my bed, I regarded her with the same enthusiasm as I did the leaves that fell from her tattered clothes and littered my floor. I blinked." AU/New Moon/Canon/BPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,144 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Just A Stage by Goddess of the Multiverses reviews
What happens when Charlie gets Bella an iPhone? Could she become obsessed with it? Maybe. Will it piss Edward off? Most likely. Will it cause lots of laughs? Heck yeah!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Bella - Complete
Growls And Kisses by Nature.Calls reviews
Bella and Edward. Lemon. No plot. Just vampire sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,457 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cigarettes and Confrontations by RedHann reviews
When Edward left, Bella started smoking. Now that Edward is back, she can only do it when he hunts. He comes back early one night and catches her with a cigarette. What will happen? Post New Moon, Pre Eclipse. REVISED AND EDITED
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,202 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You're A Cullen Now by RedHann reviews
When Bella tells Charlie of her engagement to Edward, he kicks her out. With tears streaming down her face, she walks to the Cullen's house in the rain. Edward and the rest of the Cullens show her that they are her family.Post Eclipse. Full Summary Inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Bella - Complete
Miss Tipsy Swan by 19K93 reviews
A one-shot of Bella getting drunk while Edward is away hunting.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Romance Is Dead by Kat097 reviews
Bella had a feeling that she was going to die young. She just didn't expect to be a ghost afterwards but these things happen. So do vampires, who can not only see you but take an interest in your afterlife. "You're dead." "So are you. What's your point?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,220 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 1,856 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Suspicious Minds by Edwardian-Rosebud reviews
Starts chapter 25 of Eclipse. What if Jane's power was able to break through Bella's shield? If Bella could feel the pain licking at her nerves and charring her mind? Words written in bold are quoted directly from Eclipse. Long One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella - Complete
The Email That Should Have Remained A Draft, But by coolbreeeze reviews
Edward walked away from Bella, to "save her" and she hasn't heard from him since. This single lady has more than a few things to get off her chest. Complete summary/title inside. Rated M for language not lemons. Written for the No Stress Love Fest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Of Drinks, Drugs, and Stomach Pumps by marsbareater12 reviews
Bella is invited to Lauren Mallorys 17th birthday party. However, as teenage parties go, there's sure to be some trouble. Will Bella ever be alright again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by windchymes reviews
An unexpected discovery and Bella realises Edward lied when he left her. She is determined to find him, but as she searches she finds there is more to Edward Cullen than she ever realised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 184,779 - Reviews: 3376 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Surprise, Bella Has A Backbone by Fakin'it reviews
I think we all have thought of different ways Bella could have handled the forest scene in New Moon. This Bella has more of a backbone and a lot more forethought. She is able to argue circles around Edward and gets to keep her man in the end.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ephemeral by FallenFairytale reviews
"He looked much more real now than he had from my memories…strange that I had such perfect clarity now. And then, there was nothing, only a slight burning." What would happen if Bella killed herself after Edward left in New Moon? Kind of sad, please R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild Night by LionLovesTheLamb13 reviews
After Bella tells her Mom about her Engagement to Edward, she decides to go to a party with Angela and Jessica. The outcome- Overly drunk Bella, A mad Edward and one night she wont forget in a hurry. Oneshot, Bella is a bit OOC, mild swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One With All The Boobies by The One With All The Twilight reviews
Rating: M - Entry for Twi/FRIENDS contest. Jasper accidently sees Bella naked and then wackiness comes when Emmett insist that Bella now gets to take a peak at Jasper. What will happen?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Jasper, Bella
Bella's Temper by skittlekat reviews
One-shot Bella is under loads of stress from all the wedding planning and she finally snaps. I don't own any of the characters Stephiene Meyer does.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella - Complete
Sour Grapes by BuenoVampire reviews
Set in Twilight. Oneshot where Bella discovers Lauren and Jessica gossiping about Edward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Lauren - Complete
Reciting Shakespeare by Chasing.Twilight reviews
Mike just doesn't know when to quit.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Bella, Mike - Complete
Immortal Dreaming by Tress Blues reviews
ONESHOT: The separation in New Moon had peculiar effects on both Bella and Edward -Bella had her cautioning hallucinations. Edward had his waking dreams.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Love Me Tender by Moonchild707 reviews
Removed for editing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1267 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/6/2010 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Blood Lines by windchymes reviews
With just weeks to go before the wedding, Edward reveals a secret from his human life which leaves Bella shocked and wondering just how well she knows the man she is about to marry. This is very much an Edward and Bella love story. S Meyer owns all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 264,462 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 2,662 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella's Immunity by Holly-SA-Cullen reviews
What if in New Moon, Bella wasn't immune to Jane's power in Volterra? What would happen? One Shot AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scars by Fabrizzles reviews
A fluff three shot that follows Edward learning the stories behind the various little scars Bella has. Full Summary inside : Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Still by LovelyTomorrow reviews
After Mike Newton's graduation party, Edward helps an intoxicated Bella into bed. Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spider Loves Butterfly by nosleep3 reviews
You always think that because you read minds, you know everything." Edward/Bella, one-shot. A description of what it might have been like, had Edward had his way.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer storm by kaylakarma reviews
Edward catches Bella playing in the rain.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Truth In Ink by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Before Breaking Dawn takes place. Just a little one shot on...body art.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Complete
Melodrama by MmllePoulain reviews
Bella has had enough of the melodrama created by everyone around her. Slightly AU. Bella is human, everyone else is vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Bella - Complete
Breakdown by Aleeab4u reviews
With only a few weeks until their wedding, Bella finds herself facing some unresolved issues. Can Edward help her believe in him like she used to? E/B AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Imagination Land by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,017 - Reviews: 2018 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Sparkle in My Bowl by Juliejuliejulie reviews
During Edward’s hunting trip, Bella unleashes her naughty side when she can no longer control her hormonal urges. What are her fantasies? What does she really want to do with Edward? For DLC's Lion and Lamb contest and manyafandom's “For My Valentine.”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2875 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
When Pigs Fly by ToWriteLoveOnAPage reviews
Purely Fluff. What if Tyler wasn't the only one who had their eyes on taking Bella to the Prom? Takes place during Twilight after the Phoenix fiasco, but before the prom. Edward is going to have to fend off Bella's suitors with a stick pretty soon.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's One Fear by geophf reviews
It's not blood-thirsty vampires, nor rampaging werewolves, nor school gossip, nor even needles. But there is one thing that utterly terrifies Bella Swan, and she doesn't know how to handle this fear. Epigrammatic/Eclipse. Bella and Angela.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Bella, Angela - Complete
A Close Shave by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella learns one of the perks of being a vampire.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Bella Should Not Get Tan by PopItLikeAPopTart reviews
Bella has always been the insanely white one, and when Alice wants Bella to get a spray-on tan, things just don't exactly go the way they're supposed to. The other thing; it just keeps on getting worse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,754 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Bella, Alice - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,258 - Follows: 199 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Volvo by Nature.Calls reviews
Edward and Bella manage to stop traffic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rumors and Gossip by Rose White007 reviews
Bella has had enough of all the whispers and staring. Angela's POV, a oneshot. Before the wedding. Reviews always and forever appreciated. (March 2014 update.)
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Angela, Bella - Complete
Armoire by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
He needs to stop thinking that the way she says 'armoire' is sexy." Charlie and Bella talk about French dressers in a way that makes Edward...uncomfortable.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Cockroaches by DelilahTCullen reviews
Bella sees a super nasty bug! Will Edward help or make it worse? ONE-SHOT i think theres some language, I forgot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Cars by sambeam reviews
Bella and Edward go for a drive. One shot. Lemon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Complete
Brian and Betsy by Chasing.Twilight reviews
“Appreciation is fine Bella” he said, running his hand through his hair roughly “but calling it Brian is taking things to another level!”
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Thirteen Reasons Why by runaway xo reviews
Edward proves his love to Bella by showing her thirteen reasons why he loves her. Takes place after Eclipse. Major Fluff. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,971 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Stupid Pixie Shaped Vampire by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Sex Education With Emmett by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 107 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4271 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Lilacs by Panda513 reviews
Weeks before the wedding, Edward and Bella decide to tell Charlie they are getting married. What happens next neither of them could have predicted. Edward/Bella, fluff. One shot. OOC for Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shattered by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
Edward is always comforting Bella, but what happens when Edward needs Bella to comfot him. especially after Edward hurts her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
Cheater by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
A normal day in the Cullen house. Three weeks after the meadow scene in Eclipse. It all started with an innocent game of chess...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
Toke It Up by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett gets Bella high. Wrote it about a week ago, thought I'd save it for 4-20 because it's funnier that way. Share hugs NOT drugs! ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Syrup Anyone? by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella shows Edward the joys of chocolate syrup. One-shot. Cute. Somewhat fluffy. BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
Adventures Were Made for Indiana Jones by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Charlie asks Bella to smoke out a drug dealer at Forks High School. Of course, things don't go exactly as planned.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
The Backseat by Persephone1387 reviews
Jasper and Bella are caught in the backseat. Told from Esme's POV. This was written before Breaking Dawn, and therefore before we found out anything about Bella as a newborn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
While I'm Watching My TV all Night by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella falls asleep in front of the TV more times than she'd like to say. She has some awfully weird dreams...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Sanctuary in the Asylum by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
In a world where werewolves and vampires live, why not demons? A demon stabs Bella, and makes her believe she's in a mental institution, and her life in Forks is just her imagination. But is that really just a delusion? PostEclipse. Review please!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,389 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Vivid by Rogue12158 reviews
Post New Moon- Pre-Epilogue Bella's fear all throughout the trip to Italy was that Edward would bolt as soon as the plane doors would open. What if that really happened?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Chimney Sweep by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward and Bella sweep the chimney. There's tons of smut, I swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
Liquor by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella, Emmett, liquor and Ho Hos. That's all I need to say, I think [BellaEmmett FRIENDSHIP]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Chocolate by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Edward, Bella, and a pot of melted chocolate. [A lot less kinky than it sounds] [ExB]
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
Sizzle by KismetHappens reviews
Bella's annoyed that Jake keeps falling asleep on her and decides to do something about it. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Complete
I Will Haunt You by Kiss My Fang reviews
Bella's jump off that cliff was a bit more fatal than she had thought it would be. Now she is a ghost, and no one can see her. Will Bella save Edward from the Volturi? More importantly can she? And what will happen to her afterwards?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,325 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Freesia Fake by Searching For Topaz Eyes reviews
What really gives Bella that freesia scent that has Edward so intoxicated?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Real Men by KismetHappens reviews
Edward wants to know why Bella has such an obsession with Mr. Clean. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Dante's Peak by leiahlaloa reviews
Bella is showing her age a bit.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1336 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Vampiric Peaches by Llama Mama23 reviews
Emmett decides to attempt to turn peaches into vampires. WARNING: Extremely pointless and stupid!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 132 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Which one? by Llama Mama23 reviews
Bella makes a very important shopping choice. Pointless.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Daddy by Alphie reviews
Just what really happened when Renee came to take Bella home to Florida in New Moon? Written for the Take a walk in my shoes contest.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
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The Tragic Case of Achoo Meowsi reviews
This is a story about the troubles of a cat who has to live through the insanity of being the Cullens pet. WARNING: This is a story about a cat.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Alice, Esme - Complete
Giraffes and Bombs reviews
Bella was just having a normal day until something unexpected occurs...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Edward - Complete