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À la carte by realjena reviews
A collection of one-shots. Some human, some supernatural... basically a lemon cart, almost always NSFW. Billed as a crossover because stories may contain elements from both the books and show. Always Eric/Sookie, but may have other characters if the mood strikes. Multi-chapter stories may stem from things in here, who knows? Rated MA for language and content.
Crossover - Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries & True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,356 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013
Pretty Kitty by ficlit78 reviews
OVER 1.5 MILLION VIEWS! Post Season 3. Eric senses Sookie's return and is driven mad by the need to see her. We all know what happens when a human and a vampire bond, but what happens when a fairy Chooses a vampire? 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Sookie Stackhouse Award 2012 and 3RD PLACE- Fangreaders' Adele Stackhouse Award 2012. 1ST PLACE Mr. January Award & 3RD PLACE AB Award.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,023 - Reviews: 5107 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 2,614 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
It Began in a Basement by realjena reviews
This is a continuation based off the first chapter of "À la carte", titled "Basement Blunder". Please read that prior to this. What happens now after spending the night in Eric's secret room below Fangtasia? Rated MA for language and lemons. **ON HIATUS**
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,894 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Chance Meetings, Ships Passing, The Family Leisure by klu reviews
Sometimes, sex is about comfort; other times it's just comfortable. This is a collection of smut-heavy chapters beginning pre-series and continuing on. Sam and Dean each encounter Dove and Noni (my OFCs) at random intervals. Dean/OFC, Sam/OFC, eventually 3-somes, 4-somes w/ very, VERY minor Wincest. Everyone leaves smiling. I don't own Supernatural
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,892 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [OC, Sam W.] Dean W.
Sookie by kalanthia reviews
Three men are interested in Sookie: one werewolf and two vampires. But Sookie doesn't want to choose between them. A certain blond Viking suggests a foursome and after that things get complicated.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,217 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Alcide H., Eric N.
Fun in the Kitchen by NaughtyRomeo reviews
Eric and Sookie have some overdue fun in the kitchen..purely nc-17. Please comment xx
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Eric N., Sookie S.
A Beacon in the Dark by katfergie reviews
Sookie meets Godric under different circumstances when she is first introduced to the supernatural world. Can they find hope for the future in each other or will Godric be lost to the darkness? Not pro Bill. M for Lemons. G/S/E
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 132,183 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Godric, Sookie S.
CHAPTER 4: INAPPROPRIATE by femmefan1946 reviews
This would be about the time or just before the Tams board Serenity. There is, I think, agreement that Kaylee has a strong sex drive. And that Simon doesn't. Just as his options are limited on a spaceship, so are Kaylee's. And she may not be as willing as Jayne to visit brothels when dirtside. Inara is already travelling with them.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Mal, Kaylee - Complete
Aphrodisiac by Ava Chanel reviews
Inara is forced to put theory to the test when Kaylee requests a visual demonstration of her lessons on seduction. Unfortunately for the companion, her subject just happens to be an irate captain. Mal/Inara, Kaylee/Simon. Post BDM. Rated M for sexual content.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Bound Together: Dean and Arandi by HBKDEANRKO reviews
A series of standalones setting the stage for the time that Dean Winchester and Arandi Remington fell in love. Much cussing and sexual content. Coming from the Chronicles. I decided to just add standalone stories to one area instead of individual one-shots. "When I Talk To You" and "A Lesson Learned" are part of this.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,695 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Dean W.
The Tree House by zivaharknessBADWOLF reviews
Sookie and Eric. Blatant smut. If you don't like it then why are you in the M section of Romance anyway? Reviews are much appreciated.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Back Again by Yankeesam32935 reviews
Continuation of my other one-shot, 'Only This Once.' It's not necessary to read to understand this. Eric can't stay away from Sookie and goes to her house to tell her so. Will she let him in and will she give into the desire again? Smutty fun as always!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,483 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S.
The Purest Element by Ava Chanel reviews
She may as well have been a virgin whenever she found herself in his bed. Mal/Inara one-shot, lemon.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Mal, Inara - Complete
One Big Bite by Jessie Cristo reviews
An overweight woman attracts the attention of a hunky vampire. Is he just looking for a big meal, or is she the biggest love of his unlife?
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 10/1/2009
Preliminary Research by raynesupreme reviews
Jayne is invited to become the test subject in River's research projects. Post-BDM. Now COMPLETE. (Thanks for your patience!)
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Across the Bridge of Sighs by deanstheman reviews
AU-S6. Things go sideways and Sam & Dean find themselves on the wrong side of the fight. Do the members of Team Free Will now pose a bigger threat to the people they love than Crowley and his demons? OC Tasha from 2Guys,a Girl & a Ticket to Hell. Rated M.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,333 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dead Man Walkin' by Kitchyy reviews
Kaylee/Mal - NC-17 - Mal knows he shouldn't be doing this, it just ain't right, and it definitely ain't the sane thing to do, but it seems like it don't make a damn bit of difference. Especially when Kaylee has that look on her face sayin' 'I want you,' and starts tugging his arm in the direction of the engine room.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Kaylee, Mal - Complete
A Lesson Learned by HBKDEANRKO reviews
Dean Winchester and Arandi Remington standalone. When you're falling in love so hard every day is ecstasy. Sexual content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Dean W. - Complete
Just Enough by BrittViolicious reviews
LEMON E/S one-shot set during a slightly alternate Season 4 - Eric offers to give Sookie his blood to protect her before a daytime meeting with the witches. When she decides to take him up on it, things take a different direction... No puppy dog Eric here. Sookie POV.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sookie S., Eric N. - Complete
Fit the Crime by codexfawkes reviews
"That's it! You wanna act like petulant children you're gonna get treated that way. Jayne, River follow me." Mal told them heading toward the bridge. AN: Sorry to everyone who got notices that there was a second chapter of this story added. There is no second chapter I fixed a couple mistakes I missed in the original.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
Changes by codexfawkes reviews
The only true constant in the 'Verse was nothing stayed the same. No one knew that better than the crew of Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Jayne, River - Complete
The Claiming of Sookie Stackhouse by CavalierQueen reviews
Sookie's an innocent. A handsome blonde vampire threatens to take that innocence. Tired of waiting,Eric takes the situation in hand and finally claims Sookie as his own. He teaches her everything,sparing nothing. But just who is being claimed by whom? R&R
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,903 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
This What Happens After 4 by Xia Cheyenne reviews
A lovely little smutfest in a bank after hours...
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Eric - Complete
This Doesn't Happen Every Night by Xia Cheyenne reviews
A single woman, a dimly lit night club and some extremely sexy music...a perfect setting for an adventure she could NEVER dream of having. Rated M for a reason...
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Eric N. - Complete
The Seven Seas of Rhye by ShadoKat reviews
Ignore the title! It has nothing to do with the content! This is what I think should have happened between Eric and Sookie at the end of the season. He did not remember their time together, but he was damn sure going to find out! M for ESN and kinky sex
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 53,787 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Sam Plays Doctor by stephaniew reviews
A "missing scene" of sorts. What we might have seen between Sam and Cara, the hot doctor in "Sex and Violence," if Supernatural wasn't on network TV. A super hot ending to a super hot start.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Visiting the Garden by Wylis reviews
Eric offers Sookie the chance to taste forbidden pleasures. Eric/Sookie/Godric
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,451 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Fairy Dusted by Angel's blue eyed girl reviews
Takes place during Season 4; Epi 4. My take on what should have happened with an adorably drunken Eric and Sookie. : **Warning** As with all my fics this is rated M for a reason. There will definitely be lots of smut and nekkid Eric in this fic! : :
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,502 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Concrete in Your Hair by Spicy-Vanilla reviews
Set after the Season 3 Finale. Sookie gets a surprise visit from our favourite Viking she's back from La-La-Land! AKA Fairy-world . Naughty-nice fun. Hope you like it! One-Shot, possibly vignettes!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,801 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Fresh Blood by Spicy-Vanilla reviews
An angry and confused Sookie is taken hostage by a cunning Eric who has schemes of his own and a vendetta to fulfill. But things aren't always what they seem and Sookie is in for big surprises when she decides to trust Eric instead of Bill.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,435 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
You Belong To Me by GGO aka G reviews
After her tumultuous encounter with Bill and Eric in S3's finale. Sookie and Eric talk, one thing leads to another and wouldn't you know it...after a thousand years even he can be surprised. For MATURE audiences ONLY! Please read and review.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,027 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S.
There's a Viking In My Bed! by RockBouvier21 reviews
One-shot. This is the first story I've published. Honestly, it's pure Eric/Sookie love.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
On the Way to Maine by deanstheman reviews
A one-shot of the night OC hunter Tasha meets the Winchesters. Is actually a short PREquel to my fic Two Guys a Girl and a Ticket to Hell, but stands alone. Those of you who have read that fic know how this night ends up so yes - it is rated M!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,811 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
Two Guys, A Girl, and a Ticket to Hell by deanstheman reviews
Fate was cruel to Dean. All it ever gave him was Sam and then it did all it could to take him away, making Dean fight to hang on to his one good thing. Finally it gave him a girl he could love and a chance at happiness ... then it sent him to Hell.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,144 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Touch of an Angel by deanstheman reviews
I promised Cas some smutty fun so here it is. This is the story of Cas's first time. OFC. Yes, it is rated M. Very M. Oh, did I mention it was Dean's OFC? And yes, Dean's there too.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Beautifully Broken: Some Assembly Required by Angel's blue eyed girl reviews
Ever wonder waht might have happened had Sookie taken Eric up on his offer for 'passionate-primal sex? Well, here's my take on it. **WARNING** As with all my fics there is a definite smut alert here, okay? Good, now if you like nekkid Eric...read on! :
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,990 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
On the Way to Phoenix by deanstheman reviews
Living on the road, Sam and Dean share a lot of things. But until today, girlfriends hadn't been among those things… threesome, NOT wincest. Sam/OFC/Dean. Rated M for a reason.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Moonlight & Serenades by Brandywine00 reviews
Inara's found what she came to the Black for. Or has she? Chapter 10 & Epilogue posted! Sequel to Tea & a Tango for Two.... Adult Content-- By special request for BigBadJayne...
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,537 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Inara, Jayne - Complete
Only this Once by Yankeesam32935 reviews
Sookie goes to Fangtasia to give Eric a piece of her mind for tricking her into drinking his blood and creating the bond, but in doing so smutty action occurs. E/S. Smut galore.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Eric N., Sookie S. - Complete
Tea & a Tango for Two by Brandywine00 reviews
Inara's tired of being ignored by Mal, and seeks what she needs from the last person who expects it! Prequel to Moonlight & Serenades.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Inara, Jayne - Complete
Porn on the Cortex by BonesBBLover reviews
Written for the Copper for a Kiss "Nothin' but Smut" challenge. Prompt from greenowl: "But why must you indulge in his pornography?" demanded Inara.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Jayne, River - Complete
In Shining Armor by Ladytalon reviews
Post OIS, the relationship between Kaylee and Jayne changes one night when an old acquaintance makes a reappearance.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
A Gentleman of the Night by Ladytalon reviews
Extremely AU & written in response to a challenge... What if Jayne joined Serenity's crew in a much different fashion than he really did? JayneKaylee
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Jayne, Kaylee - Complete
Dancin' by TamSibling reviews
Post:BDM. Mal:Inara. Those two crazy kids ... things go from great to bad to worse to pretty great again. Follows the progression of their relationship after an impromptu tryst in the cargo bay. Parts 1 and 3 are NC17.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,717 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Inara, Mal - Complete
Becoming 'Nara by Lattelady reviews
Mal and Inara romance. Missing scene from BDM and after. What force is strong enough to make a Companion admit she loves and thaw the heart of a lonely Browncoat.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Inara, Mal - Complete