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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Danny Phantom.

Hello, I am glad to be joining you all here at ff.net as a new author fior Naruto, Ben 10, Kaze no Stigma, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts, and Teen Titans.


BTW, I am a single male looking for a single female who loves Anime/Manga and wouldn't mind spending her life with a total dork. PM if you're interested.

Age: Just a number

Sex: Enjoyable, hopefully lots of it in my future.

Religion: Complicated, we should just have ideas, because there haven't been any wars over them.

Political View: Too close-up, use a panoramic view next time.

Race: No thanks, I can't run very well.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

FuNnIe QuOtEs

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police

I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.

Heck is the place for people who don't believe in Gosh.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every-time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!

You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)

Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-

Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-

Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)

It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-

A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun! Let's do it again!"

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door...

He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too little to go out on its own

He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown

-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown

Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

You've gotta die in creative ways.

They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck. Then the truck backed up and ran them over again.

If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.

To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy

When in doubt, use brute force. When that doesn't work...RUN LIKE HELL!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You can't fall off the floor, but you can always pick yourself back up.

Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.

If you mess with anything long enough, it'll break.

Push something hard enough and it will fall.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (It's true I tell you!)

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile

If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile

If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile

If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have dreams where you are taken to Camp Half-Blood and you are claimed, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have friends that fit the description of satyrs or children of gods, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile

If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. (P.S. If dyslexia is like this, I think I could handle it)

List Twelve fictional characters from various books.

1. Vladimir Tod

2. Joss McMillan

3. Percy Jackson

4. Annabeth Chase

5. Harry Potter

6. Cho Chang

7. Otis Otis

8. Vikas

9. Grover Underwood

10. Juniper

11. Fred Weasley

12. George Weasley

Ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? No. But I'm sure there are some out there.

Do you think Four is hot? Umm...yeah, she's hot, I mean, come on, brains and beauty? That's just awesome.

What would happen if Three got Four pregnant? I'd be jumping around screaming, "NAME IT PERCABETH! NAME IT PERCABETH!

Do you recall any fics about Nine? Actually, yes.

Would Two and Eleven make a good couple? Never. Not even in a crossover. Dude, that's so wrong on so many levels.

Five/Eight or Five/Ten? Harry/Vikas or Harry/Juniper. IDK. They both have their pros: Harry/Vikas would not break Grover's heart, but Harry/Juniper would be less awkward.

Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic. Percy and Juniper? Okay...
When Juniper dumps Grover for Percy,
And I'm stuck.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Otis is sad that Nelly dumped him, so George sent him a bunch of "pranks in a box" to cheer him up. Laughter: the Best Medicine.

What might Three scream at a moment of great passion? "Oh, come on! Really?! The Fates hate me!"

If you wrote a song'fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Vikas? Umm...anyone?

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fanfic, what would the warning be? Warning: If you think Vlad should stay at Bathory High and not go to Hogwarts, DO NOT READ!

What might be a good pick-up line for one to use on two? "Hi, didn't know you were gay." And then Joss would try to kill him again. But realize he failed because Vlad CAN'T DIE!!!

What would happen if One woke you up in the middle of the night? "You must be Vladimir Tod. Hi, I'm Zuria, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to be your next drudge."

What would happen/ what would you do if Three walked into the bathroom while you were showering? "OH COME ON! GO SOMEWHERE ELSE TO TRAIN YOUR STUPID POWERS!"

Four announced he/she' going to marry Nine tomorrow? Annabeth? Really? I know you and Grover were friends, but I thought, well, Percabeth...

Five cooked you dinner? If Harry cooked me dinner. Hmm..."Is that purple fire?"

How would you react if Eight got into the hospital somehow? Vikas would...um...tell me a story about something in his long life...

Nine made fun of your friends? He doesn't have the guts. Sorry, Grover fangirls!

Ten ignored you all the time? Dude, I'd be fine with it. SHE'S A TREE!!!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What would One do? He'd suck their blood. Or at least kick their butts with his awesome vampiric strength.

You're on vacation with Two and suddenly manage to break your leg. What does Two do? Joss stakes me through the heart to put me out of my misery.

It's your birthday. What does Three get you? Harry gets me a wand and a VERY late letter from Hogwarts. Or he gives me his book series. Either one would be great.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Four do? Annabeth would make a plan at a moments notice to get me out, and then put it in action. Duh.

You're about to do something that will make you extremely embarrassed. What will Five do? Harry tells me that it's not as embarassing as the time when Dudley's gang...

You're about to marry Ten. What's One's reaction? Vlad: "Yeah, go f* a tree. That makes sense."

You got dumped. How will Seven cheer you up? Otis? Umm...he'd also give me a story from his very long life. Um...yeah.

Which number do you think is the hottest? Joss. Call me crazy, but he's my favorite character. Other than Snow. And if I thought she was hot, I'd be lesbo.

What's your favorite couple? Umm...umm...kind of hard to choose between Annabeth and Percy and Grover and Juniper...and then there's that whole Vladimir and Snow thing, along with Otis and Nelly...and then there's also Harry and Ginny...I really don't know!

You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times copy and paste this on your profile.

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

137 ways to know you're obsessed with Percy Jackson.

1. You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

2. There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” (No, 'cause he's my dad and he can ground me like he grounded Dionysus.)

3. Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. (And that's like every day, so I bet he feels popular)

4. When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. (When I talk about Harry Potter, I say Percy Jackson. As in, "Percy's first kiss was with Cho Chang. I MEAN,HARRY'S first kiss."

5. You burn food to see if it smells good.

6. You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

7. You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

8. You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

9. Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…

10. Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. (On sims. I have the Grace family. Jason, Thalia, Zeus, and Charlene (what I call their mom))

11. You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… (With all my friggin' heart.)

12. You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood. (Yeah. Especially since I'm the daughter of Zeus.)

13. You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air. (Oh, he won't. I'm his favorite daughter. (And don't you DARE kill me, Thalia!))

14. You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy. (That seems smart.)

15. You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. (Uh-huh)

16. Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere. (And I mean EVERYWHERE!!!)

17. When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos. (Dude, it just got cold! *me nodding knowingly* I hope it never comes to that. *friend* WTF...)

18. You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas. (Every year.)

19. You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies. (No, Thanatos. God of death. Confusing, yes.)

20. You sometimes try to control water. (For a second I think it worked! lol)

21. You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. (Um, BEST WAY TO SPEND THREE MONTHS!!!)

22. You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (actually Google Earth, but same difference...)

23. Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent. (Pretty much.)

24. You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat. (And the person wearing it looked at me like, "Uh-huh, look at those nice looking padded rooms.")

25. You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games. (Lego-Harry Potter, too.)

26. Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt. (Yes.)

27. You are a PJO character for Halloween. (No. My friend got to though. I'm the bigger fan, still.)

28. Recite lines randomly from the books.

29. When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

30. Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

31. You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas (I am not. :( ).

32. You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.

33. You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. (TRUTH!)

34. You have dreams about PJO characters/events (No, it was more, "What was Percy's life like without Annabeth?" and it was SO SAD!)

35. You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. (Always.)

36. That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. (Yep.)

37. Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor. (Keep it in my backpack)

38. You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man. (No. Now I'm disappointed that my aunt didn't move there so I could go look for him all I wanted.)

39. You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain. (No. Good gods, no. I'm the daughter of Zeus. Why should I pray to my uncle when I can pray to my dad?)

40. Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Uh-huh.)

41. You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
have some more places for your PJ&O stuff. (Not quite yet.)

42. When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera" (EVERY time. EVERY time.)

43. In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!" (I begged that. I was all like, "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE STUDYING GREEK MYTHOLOGY!!!" And now we are for literature. SO HAPPY!)

44. You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" (Wait, who's Percy? Do people ask that???)

45. When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
"JACKSON!" (I search Percy on google images and all I get are a bunch of redheaded geeks. What's up with that???)

46. When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore. (Yep.)

47. You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(So funny. I was sitting with my friends at school, and the teacher asked, "What's two plus x equals three?" and I yelled, "THALIA AND LUKE FOREVER!!!")

48. You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
emergencies (Always. ALWAYS!)

49. You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test. (Please?)

50. And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth. (Percabeth, who could be irritated about that???)

51. You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
-Hera- Um, read The Battle of the Labyrinth and you'll understand why.

52. You have ADD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this. (Nope.)

53. When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. (Uh-huh. I kept it just in case. She was pissed.)

54. You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. (Yes.)

55. When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke. (Oh, yes.)

56. You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. (Please? Pretty please? Oh, and you're my half-brother, Hephaestus.)

57. You give all your siblings god parents (Younger sister is Hermes (mischevious a$$) and twin sister is Nemesis (because I hate her. Both.))

58. You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. (Wait, why Martians? I just call them Ares kids.)

59. You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. (Every time.)

60. You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. (Even if he didn't link it.)

61. You still think Thuke could happen. (It can happen. Because I have an imagination and a fanfiction account.)

62. You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed. (Yes.)

63. You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl. (Yeah. Exactly. You don't need to know what I think because I'm paranoid.)

64. You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. (EXTENSIVE is an understatement.)

65. You have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth. (Yeah, maybe.)

66. You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. (I was just in Kansas, so...)

67. Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession. (Wait, what? Now I'm REALLY into Percy Jackson!)

68. You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them. (Pretty much.)

69. You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain. (yep...)

70. They think you are nuts because you are laughing at the time Thalia almost DID strangle Percy. (And all I could say was, "Annabeth was right!" That brave soul had read the books and was like, "She always is."

71. You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. (and Kelpo...I know, lame...)

72. You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that. (Thankfully he did! ;{D)

73. You lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!" (And I found it ten seconds later. HE HEARD ME HE HEARD ME!!!)

74. You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay. (Wait, I'm a thunder head? What?)

75. You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. (Percy Jackson chatbox. There are eleven that I know of. And they are all funny. Seriously. Read this:

SeaweedBrain: Pony 633? Really, Chiron?

Pony633: Blame Tyson.)

76. You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (Always. ALWAYS!)

77. Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog. (Not yet.)

78. You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada or Canadians. (Oh, and then I told the joke to my Canadian friend!)

79. You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it. (It's unofficial, but it is SO there.)

80. You get other people obsessed. (I wrote a fanfic and my friend who happens to hate Percy's guts is in love with it)

81. You have constant vivid dreams about the fifth book. (Yes.)

82. You spend most of your time thinking what will happen in the Son of Neptune. (AHH! The person who wrote this knows me TOO WELL!)

83. You jump up and down at the idea of LT becoming a movie. (They messed it up too much for me to care. It's still a great movie, though.)

84. You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, PJO and
use it in conversations. (Yes.)

85. Your favorite quote of all time comes from PJO. (I'm not insane enough to say that the RomeoJuliet sick jokes from Shakespeare aren't my favorite quote(s) of all time ("Whether your tail be long...or short...you can still get a girl on it."))

86. You and your friend has "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS (Yes. "YOU'RE AS STUPID AS PERCY!")

87. When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus. (Oh, yeah)

88. Every time you see a guy in a wheelchair you think "Chiron!!”(I actually told him that. He was the one with the Yankees hat, too. So...yeah, he looked at me like WTF is wrong with you???)

89. You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"(Yes. Always. Even Christian friends who are all like, *GASP*)

90. When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (Woot-woot! Let's go hunters!)

91. When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia. (Pretty much)

92. You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden. (Not that much of a rabid fangirl)

93. You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…" (Hey, people DO this???)

94. You say "Maia!" when you are wearing shoes. (I think it worked for a while!)

95. You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail. (Always want to check for the tail)

96. You know which pages the good parts are on. (All of them. Especially the last sentence of the second-to-last chapter of The Last Olympian. That's my favorite.)

97. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. (Nope. Daughter of Zeus, coming through!!!)

98. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (EVERY song.)

99. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. (And she's big and black, which proves my point.)

100. You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (ZEUS ZEUS ZEUS!)

101. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. (Never.)

102. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. (I'm not THAT much of a fan)

103. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. (No, I do it on the paper so that, a, I don't forget, and b, I don't get caught.)

104. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Every single one.)

105. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Not that much, actually.)

106. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. (I did my book report on The Battle of the Labyrinth.)

107. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” (Not the first. After, "What's your name?")

108. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. (No. I think it. And then the boat sinks. (JK!))

109. You curse a god/goddess a lot. ("HOLY FRIGGIN' HESTIA!")

110. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room (Forty-two. I counted.)

111. You know PJO better then most sane people. (Wait, people who don't know PJO are sane??? WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES THIS MAKE SENSE???)

112. You know what you would do if you were Percy. (Um, yeah! Show those Romans what's what!)

113. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. (I almost wrote a fanfic on that. He was the super awesome evil spy.)

114. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. (Oh yeah.)

115. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (I don't have a drachma, though. That sucks rocks.)

116. You give friends and youself a godly parent:
--Paige is Athena
--Brooke is Hermes
--Morgan is Hephaestus
--Emily is Aphrodite
--Tannis is Dionysus (party animal)
--Victoria D. is Athena
--Victoria H. is Hermes
--Marit is Athena
--Freya is...um...um...IDK. Apollo? Aphrodite? Ares? All?

117. You are trying to learn Greek (Not that crazy)

118. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. (Or brought them with you...)

119. You think of percy every time you see a dark haried green-eyed boy (Oh, and had a crush on him for the longest time.)

120. You have an instant crush on Nico! (Holy Friggin' Hestia, no!)

121. You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :-P)

122. You want to learn Latin (And did in 5th grade.)

123. You copy/paste this onto your profile (DUH, I did that.)

124. Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over (All.)

125. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to (I got Zeus. Does that surprise anyone?)

126. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO (I give them all the backstory I can. Which is the whole series.)

127. Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree (their all okay with it, since they're PJO obsessed too!)

128. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them (Yes. I have a list of the top twenty demigods. Leo and Piper are 1 and 2 in that order)

129. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess (Uh-huh. All my things say "Daughter of Zeus")

130. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this (Duh. *nods and smiles at the computer*)

131. You own every single book (Nope. Wish I did though.)

132. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list (WTF, no. It's long enough. I ADDED THE NUMBERS!)

133. You call yourself a demigod (And convinced Tannis I WAS one.)

134. You wish with every fibre of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real (IT IS DORKS! LOL)

135. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO (Yes, I prayed to my dad. He recommended Athena.)

136. Youv'e called someone you know a satyr. (I have called him "satyr." I have called him "elf." I have called him "Malfoy." And those of you who have read Harry Potter know that the last one IS NO COMPLIMENT!)

137. You have AP European History and you wish Annabeth could tutor you about all the architects you have to know. (WHY CAN'T SHE HELP ME?! WHYYYYYY?!?!)

And thats how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if ur a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

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The Elements of Harmony and the Savior of Worlds by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
An old legend from Dream Valley returns to Equestria, but is there a place for her in this new land? Crossover between G1 and FiM. Thanks to Sun tzu for the name, too. Minor Hasbro cameos/mentions as well.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,700 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Solar Embrace by Abramus5250 reviews
Celestia, after missing her cycle for a thousand years, is beginning to recognize the signs she will experience it. But no pony can help her sate it: she is sunlight incarnate, and will inadvertently destroy any who tries to please her during this time. Yes, there is no pony who can help, but there is a certain friend of Twilight's who can... Note: story characters are anthro.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 102,666 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Spike, Princess Celestia - Complete
Friendship is Epic - Book 1: My Big Flare (COMPLETE REMAKE) by Mega Sean 45 reviews
The complete remake of Friendship is Epic - Book 1. A pony by the name of Crimson Flare Gun leaves Mareami and moves to Ponyville to start a new life and make friends. This story contains both original and familiar humor, as well as morals and the return of everyone's favorite ponies!
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 374,240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
The Forgemaster by OnlineImhotep reviews
A brilliant though taciturn smith is sent to Equestria through unknown means. Follow the characters as they deal with this new development. HiE Fic. Constructive reviews welcome.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 76 - Words: 219,056 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Rainbow Dash - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1590 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 4,765 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Laughing Shadow by Merc the Jerk reviews
Jack Apple wasn't the smartest cookie in the oven. Despite this, she ended up in Cloudsdale Academy-a school for the rich, intelligent, and the intelligently rich. How or why she got accepted isn't important to her. What IS important is that as the days go by, a dark cloud of conflict and intrigue seems to be brewing in the school.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 178,333 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Iron Will - Complete
Sabrina's Journal by ProfOrchid reviews
Set a decade after her meeting with Ash, Sabrina is still trying to find her place as a psychic in a human world. Strong lemon warning is needed for chapter 1, other chapters are still lemons. Mewtwo and Zoey are regular guests.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 339,181 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sabrina/Natsume, Mewtwo
Hail Mary by Arby Works reviews
Tired of feeling like a no-talent outcast, Spike decides to join the school football team alongside Applejack and Rainbow Dash, in hopes it may help him deal with his problems with bullies, and gain the courage to speak to the woman of his dreams. A collaboration between Arby Works and Ezreinel.
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 205,814 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Spike - Complete
Our Girl Scootaloo 1 of 3 by Cozy Mark IV reviews
Just as a lonely man once found a filly Rainbow Dash, so did a tiny Scootaloo turn up in the backyard of a loving couple with no children of their own. Years later, Prof. T. Sparkle, Ph.D, writes the official biography of one particular Earth's first Pony citizen, with instructions to 'talk to anyone you need to and don't censor anything.' Rated T and now 20% cooler.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,389 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Scootaloo - Complete
MLP: The Chimera (Book 2 of 3, Prince of the Changelings) by Scotticus012276 reviews
Silent Wing, Luna, and members of the Mane Six begin a race against time to save Twilight Sparkle, Star Journey, and Atalanta from the clutches of the evil Dragonking. Meanwhile, Celestia and Chrysalis must unite their magic and cunning in the face of a superior enemy with the aid of an insane dragon. They know they cannot win, but they know they cannot give up. Updates frequently
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
Shisno Chronicles: Friendship is Magic by nightelf37 reviews
This story is copied straight from FiMFiction, please check there for a better summary. This fanfic features an Original Character of mine named Chronicle in the world of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". Description of him can be found in my profile. Deviation from the original plot will be minimal, but may look different due to the story being told in his point of view.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 275,647 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 10/15/2012 - OC, Twilight Sparkle - Complete
Friends from Unexpected Places by Monsterlord-18 reviews
a deadly threat threatens not only Equestria, but the entire Galaxy it's in. add some other-worldly heroes into the mix and it's a battle royal for the fate of the world, with 3 unlikely friends in the middle of the mess.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 132 - Words: 427,868 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo - Complete
MLP: Rise of the Dragonking (Book 1 of 3, Prince of the Changelings) by Scotticus012276 reviews
Prince of the Changelings Trilogy Book 1 of 3. An ancient dragon is defeated. Queen Chrysalis becomes the guardian of a strange foundling. Equestria experiences fifteen years of peace, the Mane Six having families of their own. Until signs begin to appear the dragon is not dead. Expect updates as the story progresses in the future books. Chapters 3 and 6 updated!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,185 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, Queen Chrysalis - Complete
My Little Pony: The Human Chronicles Season 1 by seniorcopycat reviews
The story follows a lonely twelve year old human boy named Toby Morrison who wants nothing more than to have friends is mysteriously transported to Equestria where he gains incredible magical powers and meets a group of talking ponies called the Mane Six. Now Toby must protect Equestria from all sorts of monsters, crazy bad guys and a mysterious hunter who is targeting him.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,027 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Princess Celestia, OC - Complete
A New Home by APoeticHeart1215 reviews
Toby Mason is a six year old human child who wishes for someone to love him. One year earlier, Toby lost his mother Ashley Mason to a terrible car crash coming to pick him up from school one day. After Ashley's death, Toby was hard to console, and endured verbal abuse from his father. How will the Mane Six react to a lost human child in their land? Will they love or fear him?
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,079 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Fluttershy - Complete
First Try by Lucillia reviews
Due to a quirk of fate, Naruto passes the Academy Graduation Exam on his first try. Because of this, his life takes an interesting turn before he joins Team 7 after Kakashi poaches him from his sensei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,887 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Oyabun by leonardo1123581321 reviews
After failing the graduation exam and getting arrested on false charges, Naruto finds refuge in the least likely place: The Yakuza. Will our favorite, hyperactive, knuckle-headed ninja rule the underworld or will it bring him to his knees? Watch Naruto's life unfold as a gangster in everyone's favorite ninja world! Inspired by: The Sicilian and Confessions of a Yakuza
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 319,358 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 3/8/2007 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
My Little Pony: Getting Back On Your Hooves by Kendell reviews
Attempting to reconnect with her roots, Twilight spends a day in Canterlot to relax. However, while there, she comes across somepony in dire straights. Will she be able to help Trixie get back on her hooves or will things go from bad to worse? Finished!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,544 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Trixie - Complete
Light in the Dusk by AlphaTheGriffin17 reviews
A young unicorn with an unusual power, lonely and friendless, has drifted along through his life, unnoticed by all. He wants to have friends, but doesn't know where to start and doesn't think he's anything special. Can the Mane Six change the way he sees things? Book 1.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,869 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Twilight Sparkle - Complete
The Uzumaki Tag Company by Alastor Maelgwyn reviews
Genesis. The beginning of a new era, built upon the foundations of old. The future is uncertain, but an enlightened mind feels no fear. Pure creation. Pure destruction. Such is the new path of Team Seven. Team-Centric, Fuuinjutsu Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,640 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Naruto U.
The Chaos of Knowing by AK1028 reviews
What if Jorgen had told everyone what had happened between him & Timmy during 'It's a Wishful Life' at the bash at the end of Wishology? How will everyone react to it? What trouble will this cause? Only one way to find out! Please read & review! -And always think outside of the box! AU, based on my 'Cousins in Time' universe.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 141,575 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Timmy, Jorgen - Complete
Harry Potter: The Overlord by The Darkest Soul reviews
Learning of his friends spying, Harry leaves to train on his own. After defeating the DarkLord, he is sent into a new world where he is called Overlord. With the land under his control he returns to his past for revenge and conquest Evilharry Harem slaves
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,633 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Harry P.
Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews
When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1708 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 2,026 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Naruto's Advice by atom-of-ice reviews
Several days after becoming a team Sakura is depressed by another of Sasuke’s rejections and turns to Naruto expecting to be uplifted by his crush. What she gets instead may change her whole outlook on life and her purpose in it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 194,088 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 1,187 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
To Live is So Much Harder by Lord Talon reviews
After defeating his enemies and keeping his promise to the woman he loves, Naruto's life is happier than ever before. Life, however, can shatter even the strongest of men.....
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,231 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,528 - Follows: 1,363 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
One Chance by snheetah reviews
Is Jack really done with evil? JackxKimiko
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Jack, Kimiko - Complete
Key Through the Heart: Final Mix by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
As if the Kyuubi wasn't enough, Naruto Uzumaki gains a power that will change the fate of the universe and his life forever. Lucky him. Crossover with Kingdom Hearts, AU. Completely revised and rewritten.
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,816 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Naruto U.
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 2879 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Duel For The Elder Wand by Sytravious the Dark reviews
What does it truly mean to become the Master of Death? Harry discovers the real mystery of the Hallows as a dark foe rises to challenge his new power over the Elder Wand. Heartache, betrayal, new love, and lust for power plague this epic story. Post DH. H&HR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,983 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 380,866 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 2,227 - Follows: 2,310 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Chaos by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto dies at the Valley of the End but then the god of chaos appears and decides to mess with Naruto life making him his champion. Mass crossover and multiple pairing.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 262,579 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox's Will by The Disciple of Pein reviews
The sealing of the Kyubi was disrupted & now Naruto is left with a strange delusion & a goal he almost ceratinly cannot achieve. The only person who can help him is Sakura, but what can she do next to the power of the kyubi against Uchiha Madara?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 253,734 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
NU: Dark Lord by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AR, Overlord-Xover, Dark/EVIL Naruto, NaruX?. On a winter night Naruto is attacked by someone, and protected by strange creatures known as Minions, he discovers his family was destroyed by this same man. Now, he's decided he'll fight off Evil with Evil...
Crossover - Naruto & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,140 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Ring of Reduction by semprini reviews
Sequel to Harry Potter and the Veil of Mystery. Feeling a great sense of responsibility for those who die helping him, Harry tries to master his 'power the Dark Lord knows not' as he heads for a final showdown with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 473,064 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tragedy by Stary0706 reviews
Hermione's life suddenly is turned upside down with a tragedy of her family. Her friends are there to help her through it, Harry working the hardest.See how their relationship/Love strengthens over the years. Review Please! Chapter 37 R&R Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 435,134 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Six Paths of Creation by HistorianoftheKais reviews
When one deals with the elements there is the productive cycle and the destructive cycle. For the Rinnigan, these duel cycles are brought into the ultimate conflict. The forces of creation and the forces of destruction wage their war across the land.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,632 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Byakko, The Hand that Heals by Taeron reviews
With these eyes you shall see the suffering of the world, and with these hands, you shall heal it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,201 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Mixing of Souls by Jman85 reviews
Kyubi attempts his escape while Naruto's hurting emotionally. The incident left Naruto, changed. See how everyone deals with his demonic side, and why is Sakura trying to follow him? NaruSaku, rated M for language, violence, and possible sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,884 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Angel Wings by darkestdepths90 reviews
During the fight on the bridge, a new power emerges that could even threaten Kyuubi no Kitsune. Don't own Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,899 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Among the Living and the Dead by Sjezza reviews
Naruto gets himself into trouble when he's young. Kyuubi can save them both, but of course, something had to happen. What is this? A new gift or a curse under disguise? Why is he suddenly seeing things others can't? Is he going crazy? T jus to be save
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Naruto U.
Fractured Mind by Prince of Madness reviews
A strange bloodline sets in right before the chunin exams with strange mental illness, how will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,250 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
All Roads Lead Back by pandiesboxx reviews
Harry Potter always figured that once he had fulfilled his destiny he could finally have a happy, normal life. Unfortunately for him he fell in love with his best friend...and everything went straight to hell. Set 7 years after the final battle. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 532,358 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 3,184 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Big mistakes by enigmatical paradox reviews
What if Naruto managed to beat Sasuke at the VotE? Was late coming back and found out something that hurt him, can his cold heart return to its warmth? Eventual Naru/Saku, characters maybe ooc, OC included for short while, M for future events. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,162 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Paths We Walk by Tsurugi-Sama reviews
An ancient power that makes the Kyubi quake in fear begins to awaken within Naruto, and leads Naruto to fulfill ancient legends in a story thousands of years in the making! NaruXOC light/dark, berserk Naruto; NaruOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 220,562 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U.
The Book of Naruto by HitokiriOTD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 43,726 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 1,917 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U.
One Hundred Days by Aaron Nowack reviews
Naruto leaves on his three year training trip, and Sakura begins the struggle to improve herself. How much will they have changed when they meet again in one hundred days?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 395,571 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto: Sand Shinobi! by Hugo Reed reviews
Naruto does what he promised and returns Sauske. Upon his return to Kohona, Sakura attempts to kill him and he flees to Suna. There a new romance blooms with a certain blonde couple. I thank you all for the reviews. HR. Finished
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 66,599 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/23/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Kurokawa by Hufa Durf reviews
Twenty Five year old Naruto is currently Head of ANBU, however wounds from the past are hardest to heal as Tsunade calls him in to become a Jounin sensei to a certain Team Seven...Now somewhat AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,004 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Quidditch Through the Ages by Fubsadoo reviews
Terry Boot's parents want him to leave school. His name suggests that his family are Christians, so we elaborated on that. Chapter 1: Me, Chapter 2:dracoisthepunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Terry B.
The Hearts of Worlds by Crimsongypsy reviews
A normal girl with a normal life meets a not so normal character who gives her an oppertunity to enter a world she's only dreamed of. But is she truly fit to serve the forces of evil and will circumstances change her destiny?
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,548 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 9/12/2004
Let's Have A Good Start by mimic42 reviews
In many fic you see Naruto get adopted by the Uchiha clan or a Hyuga clan so why not the Haruno family. wip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 74,701 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The True World Of Disney by Willy the heartless reviews
Sora, Riku and Kairi, with the age they have from Kingdom Hearts 1, enter the old and abandoned Disney Company in Burbank and use a portal that leads them to an incredible world where Disney characters are real.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,968 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/8/2007 - Published: 11/20/2006
Empathy by The Halfa Wannabe reviews
At a young age Naruto is captured and tortured by a villager. As he lay close to death, the demon within him grants him a terrible and powerful gift, the ability to transfer his every experience with a single touch. No pairings yet, Full summary enclosed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Naruto U.
Bloodline: Radiance by Viperflamer reviews
Kyuubi offers Naruto power with evil intentions, but Naruto refuses starting a reaction that awakens one of the most powerful bloodlines. Watch him grow a strive to protect everyone. NarutoXHarem
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,841 - Reviews: 2113 - Favs: 2,479 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 4/18/2007 - Published: 6/8/2006
Naruto: Hands Of Destiny by Terra Of Genesis reviews
Post Manga Chp 318: Naruto has successfully returned Sasuke and Orochimaru has fallen, however he has had to make the ultimate sacrifice. The struggle is on as he attempts what no man has before, to change his destiny. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,691 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A New Naruto by rif1987364 reviews
After Kakashi refuses to help Naruto during the Chuunin exams, Naruto finds a part of himself and the results will be spectacular. First fic so be nice. NarutoTenten Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,508 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Naruto U., Tenten
Insanity's Ending by wingchumonZERO reviews
Naruto is exposed to the Kyuubi at a young age, causing him to go insane. However, having an insane side with the skills of a Jounin might not be so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,488 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 12/8/2006 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Lost Memories by Flowing reviews
Originally called Amnesia, I changed it due to the fact that I wanted to be original. Naruto has amnesia. In order to regain the vast emptiness in his memory, he will have to travel far and wide. Trouble is never absent during his travels however...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
I Want to Be with you always by Propheaker reviews
Naruto was thrown down a crater everyone that knows him thinks that he’s already dead. But no one knew that he was drifted into a Sealed Village and lost all his memory. Will sakura’s love for naruto conquered all the odds and bring back all his memories?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,449 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Perceptions by BlueDragonus reviews
[AU] The threads of fate of each individual are woven together, each person's destiny linked to another's... how different would things have been, if different words had been spoken, if different events had taken place?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,549 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 11/9/2004
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9653 - Favs: 12,388 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Single Ninja on the Town by Arkhe reviews
“The Single Male Shinobi Guide to woo the Kunoichi of their Dreams.” Naruto read the title out aloud. “Hmm...” .:Additional summary within:. [COMPLETE!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,660 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 2/6/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
To What End? by Furiouswind reviews
Set three months after the end of the adventure, Fayt finds himself thrown into another spiral of events that force him to face his worst fears, but can his love for someone prove to be stronger than fate itself? FaytXMaria main Rated T for violence
Star Ocean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
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Naruto: Call of Destiny reviews
When all hope has been lost, and the child of pophecy finds himself out of choices, the only way to repair the damage that has been caused is to return to where it all began. NaruSaku, Major OOC and AU. I do not own Naruto or any affiliated works, although the manga is cooler than the anime, in my opinion. On temporary hiatus due to writer's block. WILL BE CONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Danny Phantom's Amorous Adventures reviews
Not for readers under the age of 18, so be warned. After Dash goes off the deep end, Danny is forced to come to terms with many things, and love is only one of them. Not an original of mine, but from an online acquaintance who allowed it to be posted here
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Danny F., Jazz F.
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