Asarath Metreon Sinthos
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Joined 09-19-12, id: 4265111, Profile Updated: 03-17-14
Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Soul Eater, Harry Potter, and Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人.

I am new at this and I just want to see if I can finish some stories and actually like them. So just please give me a chance.

I really did not expect my first story to end up this popular. Wow. I feel really special, with all the great reviews and the follows and favorites!!! I was soo happy that my parents got suspicious.

V_V THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING!!!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Storm Effect by SoulWithinABody reviews
Rev! Kevedd- Edd sniggered, walking backward & pulling him toward the door, Edd's fingers hooked in Kevin's belt loops. "You think to much Pumpkin." He whispered in his ear.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 36,396 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Edd, Kevin] Nazz, OC - Complete
Our Turn by Shiroi1062 reviews
Two years is a long time to sexually frustrate a man, let alone two. Eren, you done fucked up. Levi x Eren x Erwin PWP
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Eren Y., Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
Mama-Bear by Pas d'Autres reviews
No matter how hard Erwin tries, he still can't keep his adoptive son and his business partner from meeting and possibly doing some frickle-frackle.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/19/2014 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
Curiosity Killed The Cat (Except Not Really) by Spongecatdog reviews
All Kaneki wanted to know was proper ghoul etiquette on sex...So how did it end up like this? PWP
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/9/2014 - [Kaneki K./Haise S., Uta] - Complete
The Shadow At My Window by ZombeeCat reviews
Destiel AU inspired by Peter Pan. Castiel, a fledgling angel, can not seem to stop himself from visiting the human boy that leaves his window open at night. At first, it's only to get a glimpse of humanity... but all that changes the night he saves the boy's life.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,825 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
The Virgin Slayers by CraftyUsername37927 reviews
They've slain monsters. They've slain Titans. They've even slain giants. But there's still one foe that Percy and Jason have yet to conquer before they can be the very best, like no one ever was. Join them now on their heroic quest as they fight valiantly to liberate Nico di Angelo from the infernal bonds of innocence. Slash. One-shot. Read and Review.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Published: 1/14/2014 - [Nico A., Percy J., Jason G.] - Complete
It's My Birthday and I Will Cross Dress if I Want To by Pamdizzle reviews
This is another answer to a challenge from last year. Basically, Kirk has a secret fetish that he decided to indulge on as a bit of a present to himself. What he doesn't expect is for Spock to come barging in right in the middle. M/M Kirk/Spock. Slash. Smut. Definitely rated M. R&R if you will.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,346 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/1/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Natural Progession by Galiko reviews
Set post-Interhigh tournament, pre-Winter Cup. It isn't rocket science why Kagami is avoiding him, but it *is* annoying. Kuroko, never one to sugar coat (even when delicate teenage hormones happen to be involved), takes it upon himself to address the issue by simply showing up at Kagami's apartment. Things are brought to a head, as they often are with Kagami involved.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kuroko T., Kagami T. - Complete
Dance the Night Away by Tickle Me Tigger reviews
Jim has secluded himself away from the rest of the party, but it doesn't take long for Spock to find him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
That Which the Heart Remembers by Pamdizzle reviews
Spock gets temporary amnesia after an away mission gone awry. In answer to a challenge, the details of which are inside. M. K/S. Slight OOC for amnesic Spock. DONE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,246 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Prince of Darkness by Tomyo Torou reviews
Some things just change, this it does for Yugi and for that matter.. the whole world of Darkness, where Vampires, Werewolves and Wizards roam free.. Puzzleshipping and probably lot's of smut, kids stay away.. you've been warned..
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,438 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
Guns & Ammo by Manderskoinu reviews
Yukio makes Rin help him clean his guns and Rin admits to being 'fascinated' by them. Twincest and mild gun play.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,800 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Yukio O., Rin O. - Complete
Butterfly Moment by TheVillainofTheStory reviews
Yami finds out that Yugi and Kaiba are apparently dating. He starts feeling hurt and weird, so he pulls away from his hikari. What he hasn't realized is that Yugi is actually dating him. Puzzleshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,492 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Tortured by KeiraRizu reviews
After being raped by D.Bakura, Yugi believed his life couldn't get worse. That is, until he finds out Seto Kaiba only dated him to get at his alter ego, Yami. So where is the young boy to turn, except the very man who hurt him at the beginning? DBXYuXRB
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,616 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Bakura
Plans and Execution by ArouraLeona reviews
Levi makes a plan to win Gajeel's heart, or whatever part of him is up for grabs, but along the way manages to snag something that might be even more dangerous. Rated T for language. Chapters alternate POV Levi/Gajeel. Complete. **BONUS CHAPTER 2 POSTED**
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,954 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Anchor Me by Fenice158 reviews
Kirk is part Betazoid, he doesn't advertise it because it doesn't define him, but after feeling the terror and the psychic scream from the destruction of Vulcan he can't block anything anymore and it almost kills him. Spock intervenes.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,116 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/12/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What We Remember Forever by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion piece to “Never Too Late.” A series of snippets and drabbles further detailing Jim’s experiences during his “second childhood.” Fluff. De-aged/kid!fic.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,437 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Spock? Or not to Spock? by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk. Somehow Spock has been split into his two conflicting halves! One is Human and one is Vulcan but they can both agree on one thing: they want Jim. Very Mature
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Fruit Bowl by Kharnla reviews
Bakura gets Ryou a fruit bowl for Christmas that leads to some questions on Ryou’s part. Bakura’s OOC a tad. Tendershipping. Lime. Bakura x Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
5 and 1: Shore Leave by Lady Stars reviews
5 of the stupidest things Kirk made Spock do and the 1 thing Spock didn't regret. MxM slash!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,524 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Gift by xiaou-xijiang reviews
Sequel to Collision. Kirk finally gets some answers. Epilogue included.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Collision by xiaou-xijiang reviews
Sequel to Starstruck. Kirk is having issues with Spock's condition.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/13/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Starstruck by xiaou-xijiang reviews
Something's wrong with Mr. Spock. Kirk may or may not be freaking out. Response to an anonymous prompt on LJ.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Insanity Is Forever by TheFemalePharaoh reviews
I have taken my previously written stories and combined all my oneshots into this motherlode of wackiness! Please Read and Review! Same stories plus different stories equal side splitting, eye watering, zaniness! Any suggestions are welcomed as always!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 30,646 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 3/22/2007
Mine by Reizbar-Ookami reviews
ONESHOT: Kisara is bored of all of the other males fighting for her attention, so she goes after the one just trying to be ignored. He is more than just a little bit hesitant. DragonxDragon, people! Not Ancient Egypt! :D I've also added puppyshipping!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/8/2009 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Language Of Love by Parker Stark reviews
To some, kisses are just kisses. But to Yugi and Bakura, they're a language all their own...-YBxY-SKxYY-For Toxic Hathor-
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Yami Bakura, Yūgi M. - Complete
Confessional by Dolphin River reviews
AU, Oneshot, Genderswitch: A young woman is desperate for comfort, and so she turns to the only person she thinks will listen... fem!Yugi, Puzzleshipping
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Complete
A Walk With Ryou Bakura by Night Rain Illusion reviews
Heartshipping. One rainy day, Yugi takes a walk with Ryou Bakura and finds that Ryou is very philosophical. They start hanging out more and going on other walks. Hmm, maybe there's something more to this guy...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Yūgi M., R. Bakura - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Dragon's-Maidens reviews
Boys of YGO have pick up lines. Really crack fic with script format but for a very good reason. One shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Sins by Dragon's-Maidens reviews
A killer is going around and killing seven people for their sins: Envy, Lust, Greed, Pride, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony. Complete
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
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Of Cups and Corporals reviews
I was browsing through IFunny and I saw this picture for Colossal Titan and I couldn't help myself. So here it is! Don't worry, I made sure to get permission first.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/10/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
What Smell Can Do reviews
"I smell freshly mowed grass and apples, new parchment and spearmint... toothpaste." Dramione Kinda Fluffy but I couldn't help myself. V V
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Kid's Pillow reviews
Chrona and Mr. Corner have a visitor. fem!ChronaxKid
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Crona, Death The Kid - Complete
Nico's Napping Spot reviews
Nico just wants a nap but Percy has cookies...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Nico A., Percy J.] - Complete